Subject: Election
 

Hey Bart:
 
I know you have a ton of e-mails from us cranky, or depressed Democrats,
but what the FUCK is America doing to itself.  We as a country may have just picked
someone dumber than Enos from the Dukes of Hazard to be the leader of the WORLD.

Anyone else, right down to Bob Dornan (R-State of Insanity) would have been a better
choice on experience with the issues alone.  I think the Lying Pig, and his Slut-whore
cohort Screech would make a better pair of leaders.

AT LEAST THEY CAN SPEAK IN TO A MICROPHONE WITH OUT SLOBBERING ON IT!
 
Remember when great leaders of this country tried to build patriotism.
Now to get elected you have to make this country's citizens fear black
helicopters and the local police.  You must tell them that having rights
comes without having responsibilities to your fellow citizens.  You must
make them fear the people unlike you in the next house, and what they
are doing while you can't see them.  I just don't get it.
 
Well, if Smirk wins the recount, the jokes will write themselves.
You could even get a column in MAD magazine or something.
 
More from Maryland later.
 
Your faithful reader
 
Indy