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Subject: Rush Limbaugh - the child sexual predator?
You know, Bart, I have a fantasy about Old Fatass
Limbaugh.
I tune in one night to Dateline's "To Catch A
Predator" series,
and i find they're talking of this one fellow
who is talking to who
he believes is a 14-year-old girl, under another
name, of course.
He reveals his name to her, but it's concealed
until the right time.
We then see that he's sent her "feelthy peectures",
as Ren Hoek would say,
but we don't see his face until the final denouement.
Then, we see the house where it all goes down.
A red Mercedes pulls up, and a man gets out with
a pack of condoms and some hard lemonade.
ha ha
The supposed 14-year-old, who's really an agent
for Perverted Justice,
yells to him to come on in, she's getting some
laundry, or she's finishing a shower, whatever.
He comes in to the kitchen, and we see that it's
Rush Limbaugh!
Within five seconds after setting the hard lemonade
and the condoms on the table,
in comes Chris Hanson, who asks, "Rush Limbaugh,
what are you doing here?"
Rush then denies his identity.
Chris then confronts him with the weblogs from
the chat rooms,
along with the pictures; Rush denies that, too.
Then, the agent comes in, revealing herself,
and Rush asks,
"Who are you people, and what the hell is this?"
Chris says, "Well, Rush, this isn't really a
14-year-old, she's really 25
and she's an agent for Perverted Justice, and
I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline,
and we're continuing our sting operations on
internet predators.
And now we see that you're one yourself."
And as we watch, we see the blood drain from
Fatboy's face;
he then heads for the door, and tries to leave,
only he can't
outrun the sheriff's deputies who catch him seconds
later.
The rest is easy: taken to the county jail,
booked, interogated, faces the judge,
then trial, sentence of 30 years with no parole
or probation.
That's my fantasy about Rush. I hope you
like it.
Also, I'll be volunteering as a deejay at 90.3
The Rock, WUTK-FM, over the holidays,
beginning on Friday, December 15, at 5 PM
Eastern time, 4 PM out in K-Drag.
You can hit me on the 'net at wutkradio.com.
Hope you'll tune in, and I'll keep you posted
on more of my holiday shifts.
Keep swinging that Hammer, Bart!
George M, Citizen of Bartcop Nation
George, the only thing wrong with your fantasy
is that the vulgar Pigboy
is very rich and he has very powerful
friends who also prey on children.
Roy Black could probably swing a probation deal
with a crooked judge.
Failing that, Rush could count on a pardon from
Jeb or Der Fuhrer.