Welcome to Cape Girardeau, Missouri, hometown of America's most famous whore,
 radio phenomenon Rush the Pigboy Limbaugh! This cyberspace tour will take you past the
 kennel where Rush was littered and his childhood doghouse. You will see where he got his
 ass kicked coming home from school everyday and cruised Hershey Street down by the river
 with his pants on backwards.  Included is the barbershop where he earned up to $100 by
 "shining shoes" for the local pedos and even the radio station where his rich daddy,
 Judge Limbaugh, banished him under a fake name so nobody knew who he fucking was.

Born:
January 12, 1951 at Southeast Missouri Kennels
Color of Eyes:
Baby-shit Brown
Education:
Graduated Cape Central Remedial High School 1969
Attended Southeast Missouri State University for three weeks
1st Job:
Shined shoes at College Barber Shop when he was 13 years old
(At least that's what he claimed to be doing, on his knees,
 in front of the men who visited the barber shop everyday.)
As a teen noted for:
Imitating voices (but you could always tell it was him)
Telling vicious and scurrillous lies about the town's elderly
Hanging out with friends, when they needed a pinata or scapegoat
Playing DJ (Rusty Nail) on his rich daddy's radio station
Debate Club, kicked off after 2 days for lying
Football 1967, where he played the offensive line position
Voice of Nazism Glee Club
Disliked school so much he hated anyone with an education
Rush started his nationally syndicated show in 1988 with 56 radio stations.
In 1994 he boasted 600 stations, but it was really only 317.
Bought his way into the Radio Hall of Fame for one million dollars in 1993.

Author of Best Sellers:

1992 - "How to Suppress Your Gag Reflex"
1993 - "Christ, my Ass is Sore"

Rush H. Limbaugh III comes from a family of conservative, high powered whores.
 Grandfather, Rush H. Limbaugh, Sr. served as Eisenhower's Ambassador to Palm Springs.
 An accomplished attorney, he continued practicing law even after the Pigboy embarrassed the
 family name by syndicating his hate show in 1988. Rush, Sr. died of humiliation in 1996.

Rush's uncle, Stephen N. Limbaugh, Sr. is a federal judge appointed by Ronald Reagan.
He is the judge who gave a highway clean-up commission to the KKK in Missouri.
His first cousin, Stephen N. Limbaugh, Jr. sits on the Missouri Supreme Court,
thanks to a hefty political contribution to then Governor LePetomaine.

His brother David the lesser, practices law in Cape Girardeau. He is with the law firm
 founded by his grandfather, Limbaugh, Russell, Payne & Howard Law Firm, because
 nobody else would hire his incomptent ass. David is also Rush's legal representative.

Rush credits his father, the late Rush H. Limbaugh, Jr. for his never-ending hatred
of blacks, gays, women and all people decent and educated. Rush was encouraged at an
early age to speak his twisted mind. He was a cheating debater, which is why he hides behind
his urine-colored microphone to avoid all non-screened calls. Whatever mistaken prejudices
enter his mind, he spews with glee if the price is right. At age 13 Rush developed a forty-pound
cyst on his infected ass due to improper hygeine, his doctor told us. His father told him that was
a normal cyst that all teenage boys got, so Rush believed him. He continued to make huge
amounts of money "shining shoes" at College Barbershop. He would expose himself for $10
or perform oral sex for $25. Although his father did not immediately approve of Rush's
career choice as a blowologist, he lived to see his incredible rise to the top of the dung heap
of political hatred before assuming room temperature in 1993.

Millie adored being the mother of the country's most well-known radio Nazi until her death.
The doctors claim she died of cancer-related problems, but neighbors say she died of shame.
She admitted that her son was a controversial and provocative piece of shit, but as all mothers do
she continued to love him nonetheless.  She used to spend evenings spinning the satellite dish
trying to learn the truth about politics in America, but she liked comedy, too.
Her favorite program? "Rush Limbaugh" of course!

Rush's admittedly checkered career began in his hometown, Cape Girardeau, Missouri,
where he spun records at KGMO as "Rusty Nail." Although his hateful, Nazi  ways have
gotten him fired from countless jobs, he always held onto his never-say-truth attitude.
He has broken numerous pieces of furniture while creating the image he has today.
 

Cape Girardeau, Missouri a historical Mississippi River city founded in 1792 by Louis Lorimier,
is the largest community in Southeast Missouri. Cape's river heritage is apparent in historic homes
and churches and complemented with unique shopping, dining and lodging. The history of the area
comes alive in the murals that depict the vigorous spirit of life on the Mississippi River.

Whether your taste for excitement runs to the fast-paced action of university basketball,
or the quieter thrill of that special antique find, Cape has your flavor of fun.

Significant as the only inland Cape in the world, Cape Girardeau is proud to claim hometown
 of the Missouri State Flag, and hate radio Pigboy Rush Limbaugh III.
 
 

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