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Y'know, I wish we were friends with Salon.com
but we're not.
Why?
Because years ago, before most people had the
Internets, Salon.com tried to get cute
and they put a hit
out on Media Whores Online,
which was a bigger site than bartcop.com
but they were kinda an offshoot, a "protege done
good" who went on to Internet stardom.
Salon.com didn't like that, so they
put a hit
out on Media Whores Online,
and because
I was involved, Salon.com sent
their
whore into the bartcop.com camp to seduce me.
ha ha
They f-ing missed.
Check that out - Salon.com tried
to get me to betray Mrs. Bart.
So, Salon.com got out-smarted and outplayed by the Okie Rube, and they decided on revenge.
They printed a totally false
and
innacurate and presumptive crock
of speculative, mindlesshorseshit
and they scumbaggilly attached the
BARTCOP name to their horseshit
so they could whore for more clicks.
I fired off a f-ing hot letter to David Talbot,
president of Whore Salon.com, "the man" in charge,
and yes, I used the "C" word a few times when
I described the slutty behavior of his Liberto harlot
whom he sent into the bartcop.com
camp to seduce me.
I mean - how could I not?
It was like some damn James Bond movie.
The head of Salon.com (unless David
wants to blame this on "an unnamed staffer")
sent that cheap-ass Liberto slut into the
bartcop.com
camp
to bat her aging eyes at me - and I wasn't falling
for it.
ha ha
David Talbot ...he fucked up.
He tried to muscle Ol' Bart and he got f-ing
CAUGHT!
ha ha
Maybe he figured I was a regular Democrat?
Maybe he figured I was pre-disposed to caving
in?
When I explained to him how f-ing pitiful it was
for him and his mighty Salon.com,
which was on the verge of bankruptcy back
in 200-whenever this was, went to
extraordinary limits to put the fuck on
two websites with extra bona fide Demo
credentials, the mini-puta replies to me:
"Your language is atrocious!"
ha ha
Dave, if your whore wasn't up to the job, why'd
you send her?
Y'know, "my language"
was
hardly the f-ing issue here.
The issue is your whore-for-hire got caught.
Guess what, Dave - had you sent Jennifer Alba,
"Bart,
...tell me about MWO?"
...you woulda struck out there, too.
But no, with your bankrupt budget, you sent Jennifer Liberto.
"Hiiii Bart, Dave from Salon.com
sent me - tell me about MWO?"
I swear on my Garbage tapes, Jennifer Liberto called my answering machine
(I refused to pick up - Fuck The Press) and she left several
messages
that I stupidly failed to record that said,
"Bart, Salon wants me to do a story
on MWO, but I think bartcop.com is
a much better story, so if you'd
agree to talk to me, ...I'd yada, yada, yada."
ha ha
I've never been with a prostitute before.
This was my first time - and she was sent by Salon.com to fuck me!
Salon.com is a big deal.
Why was Salon.com coming after MWO and Ol' Bart?
What was their motivation?
I never claimed to have no big IQ, but David's cheap-ass gambit was
lamer than f-ing Barbaro.
I mean Christ, they employ my good friend Joe Conason, a pillar
on our side.
Why did Salon.com attack the good guys fighting the good fight?
They they mistakenly assume they could muscle us, that we wouldn't
fight back?
ha ha
And granted, I'm just some Okie rube, but THEY came after
me
and they had
no reason to make such a bad mistake - so maybe they needed to be taught
a lesson.
Sending Jennifer Liberto to bat
her ugly-ass eyes at me was super-stupid.
Bottom Line: Salon.com boss David Talbot fucked up.
They either fucked up when they hired that "loose cannon" Jennifer Liberto
to seduce me,
OR
they fucked up when they sent their "loyal employee" Liberto into my
camp to seduce me.
David, your trick didn't work.
Admit you make a mistake ...and we'll let this go.
Sidebar:
Every word of this is 100% swear to Koresh true.
Longtime readers know when I swear to Koresh, it's not a joke.
Salon.com sent that slut to
do harm to MWO and bartcop.com
Salon.com needs to admit they were wrong.
Since Salon.com is at the top of the heap, and bartcop.com
is not,
maybe it would be best for Dave to ignore this, hoping nobody notices.
David Talbot should be ashamed of himself, sending a whore after me
to try to betray my good friends at Media Whores Online.
Whatever happened to David's prostitute, Jennifer
Liberto?
"Hiiii Bart, wanna hook up?"
She's whoring for the St Petersburg, FL Times