The whore press went completely ape-shit over this allegation
and screamed "The sky is falling"
as loud as they could. After we landed in K-Drag, Mrs.
BartCop asked if I thought we were exposed,
and did it have anything to do with that never-before swabbing
our carry-on luggage received. I said,
"Screw it," and poured myself a shot of Chinaco
in my new and official
Chinaco snifter from Tommy's.
Hours later, that story was pulled from the wires
and the Internet
because it proved to be too embarrassing to
the excitable press.
This is how the story read at the time:
United
flight grounded in anthrax scare
A United Airlines flight from Chicago
to San Jose landed and was surrounded by police Saturday
afternoon after flight attendants
reported that a man who appeared to be of Middle Eastern origin
tried to put an envelope full
of white powder into the air duct system at the rear of the plane
while
it was in flight, local television station
KNTV reported. Eighty people on Flight 1669 were held
on the plane as the police tested the
powder and the man was being held, the station reported.
Why do I bring this up?
I think this San Jose story is more proof that the whore press
will simply disappear a story
if that story later proves to be embarrassing to them.
Remember that.
Remember the Clinton & the crack baby story that can't be
found now?
The one I said I saw with my own eyes?
They will change history in an attempt to hide the fact
that they are greedy and salacious whores
who would print ANYTHING if they thought it would sell one more
newspaper than their rivals.
This is the sanitized version that they
kept for their archives.
Notice how much more responsible the forever version is.
Saturday October 13 10:19 PM ET
Plane Held
at San Jose Airport
by Colleen Valles, AP Writer
SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) - Eighty passengers and
five crew members were held aboard a jet for three hours after it
landed Saturday because a passenger said
a man had dispersed a powdery substance in the ventilation system.
The substance was confetti from a greeting
card that a man had accidentally spilled, FBI spokesman Andrew Black
said.
Police, FBI and emergency crews met the plane
at about 2:30 p.m. and set up a decontamination tent for the
passengers of United Airlines Flight 1669 from
Chicago. They were being released about 7 p.m.
``The substance being found in the airplane appears
to be nothing more than confetti that spilled out of a greeting card,''
Black said. ``Now we have an airplane on the
runway with 80 plus passengers who are
not very happy right now.''
The man's identity was not released, but Black said he is a longtime San Francisco Bay area resident.
Someone aboard the plane told a crew member the
man had dispersed powder into the ventilation system.
The San Jose airport was alerted, and once the
plane arrived, fire department personnel took air samples
from inside, said police spokesman Rubens Dalaison.
The man who spilled the confetti was escorted
off the plane, stripped him of his clothing, washed down with detergent
and dressed in a hazardous materials suit that
traps vapors. The man and the witness were questioned by police.
We live in a capitalist news kind of country,
which means the guy with the craziest news makes money
so let's phoney up a scare for the bottom line's sake.