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Subject: Bart, I have a scoop for you
Bart, if you're reading this, it means
the GOP has finally silenced.
I instructed my attorney to forward you this in the event of my death.
I found out Rick Santorum was visiting gay fetish-dungeons and
I have the proof.
When I told Santorum I'd need a cabinet position to keep quiet about
this,
he threatened to have me killed - said he could make it look like a
heart attack
but nobody will buy that because I'm in really great shape.
Run
with this Bart, and don't worry, *I* will vouch for the authenticity
myself.
It's not Photoshopped ot nothin'
Andrew Brietbart, currently in Hell
