"Hi, I'm Jennifer Liberto.
I'll do anything for a story."
Right in the middle of my calm and respectful sales pitch.
I remember the dirty trick that those motherless whores from
Slate
Magazine
pulled on the always innocent bartcop.com
and MWO.
Angry side rant
If you post a death threat to Bush & Cheney, Slate.com
will find it and act like bartcop.com
and MWO make up the "Deaththreat
Capital of the Internet,"
the motherless and clueless whores. Jesus, there
are 848 issues of bartcop.com (with maybe
another 800 sub-pages) and with all that, those ratings-hungry
sons of bitches pick out a post I've never seen
on a not-then-yet moderated forum from thirteen months ago and
try to label us "terrorists" over it?
Hey Slate - blow me!
You try to pin that on me?
Guess what?
It won't work, because I won't let you!
Who
do you think I am - Al Gore?
This is the same unfair tactic the incredible sinking Salon.com
used to try
to discredit MWO and bartcop.com remember?
This back-stabbing hag,
"Hi, I'm Jennifer Liberto.
I'll
do anything for a story."
...took some e-mails that MWO readers sent to Aaron Brown, (By
the way, Jennifer,
how was MWO supposed to censor private e-mails that MWO readers
sent to Brown?)
and tried to hang MWO with them. What an unpricipled
slut she is, that Jennifer Liberto.
Sidebar:
If Slate.com takes one more step in my
direction, I'll slam them with The
BartCop Hex,
which means they'll end up in the same
condition as Salon.com, Tiger Woods and the Unelected
Fraud.
Hey, Slate, you want a
piece of me?
You think I'm afraid of
your bully tactics?
But what gets me the most is - there are so many rich millionaire
bastards with big hammers,
(like Fox News, Limbaugh, Andy Sullivan, Ann Coulter, Hannity,
O'Reilly and the rest) but whore
publications feel like it's their job to fuck with the litttle
guys who are telling the truth, instead.
Do your f-ing jobs, you scumbags!
Go after the real threats!
You don't need to attack small, private websites that aren't in
the top 30,000 of all websites.
What the fuck is wrong with you? If your balls
get all swollen and you feel the need to rape somebody,
why not go after some lying millionaire-whore conglomerates instead
of the little guys who have to hold
day jobs so they can afford to even be heard?
If I had a few hundred people on my payroll the way Slate does,
maybe I could dig up
some wild-ass post that some punk wrote thirteen months ago and
scream,
"Slate.com is assassination central"
with the biggest hammer Bill Gates could find. he's the owner
over there, right?
Hey, Gates, you want a piece of me?
You think I'm afraid of
your bully tactics?
Guess what, Billy?
All my software is licensed!
You can't do shit to me!
You wanna try?
C'mon - let's see what
you got!
You and Salon are way bigger than me,
but I've got the truth and you're lying.
My truth will beat your lies all day long - wanna test it?
Now go on, and take your punk ass on outta here -- while you still can...
(...does a shot...)
(...does another shot...)
OK, OK, I'm starting to calm down again.
Damn, right in the middle of my calmness, I have to get this
off my chest...
(...does another shot...)