From:   skisics@yahoo.com
 

How about this one?
 

Sung to the famous Lumberjack song of Monty Python fame:
 

I’m the nominee and I’m okay
I snort all night and I lie all day.

I want tax cuts,
Most think I’m nuts,
Cause I don’t know what’ll happen to the economy.
I don’t know squat,
About them dudes,
In stupid, foreign countries.

Chorus:
He wants tax cuts,
Most think he’s nuts,
Cause he don’t know what’ll happen to the economy.
He don’t know squat,
About them dudes,
In stupid, foreign countries.

Cause he’s the nominee and he’s okay
He snorts all night and lies all day.

I go to Bob Jones,
Cause everyone knows,
I need the fanatic vote to work.
I don’t care about,
Those who shout,
‘What about the normal folks?’, Smirk.

Chorus:
He goes to Bob Jones,
Cause everyone knows,
He needs the fanatic vote to work.
He don’t care about,
Those who shout,
‘What about the normal folks?’, Smirk.

Cause he’s the nominee and he’s okay
He snorts all night and lies all day.

Then I’ll wonder why,
I lost to that other guy,
When the people vote in November.
Maybe cause they’ll see,
What a sleaze I’ll be,
Then I’ll go cry to my Father.

Chorus:
He’ll wonder why,
He lost to that other guy,
When the people vote in November.
Maybe cause they’ll see,
What a sleaze he’ll be,
Then he’ll go cry to his Father.

Cause he’s the nominee and he’s okay
He snorts all night and lies all day.

(With feeling)
Cause he’s the nominee and he’s okay
He snorts all night and lies all day.