surus02

Here's one to be sung to 'Magic Bus' by the Who:

Every day I get confused.
What are those magic cuts?
Cause I don’t know how math is used.
What are those magic cuts?
My friends say the numbers work.
What are those magic cuts?
Trust me, I am the Smirk.
What are those magic cuts?
I’ll make sure my friends are pleased.
What are those magic cuts?
And their tax burdens eased.
What are those magic cuts?
Cause the regular folks will find out.
What are those magic cuts?
That they’ll pay without a doubt.
What are those magic cuts?

I don’t care who holds the bag.
What are those magic cuts?
Cause it’s expected no one will rag.
What are those magic cuts?

I want it, I want it, I want it…..
You can’t have it.

I need that tax cut.

Or else my mouth is shut.

Cause there’s nothing else I have.

Except my name and my dad.

Chorus:
Magic cuts, magic cuts, magic cuts…
I want the magic cuts, I want the magic cuts…

Hopefully the numbers add up.
What are those magic cuts?
Or else I’ll have to shut up.
What are those magic cuts?
But everyone will rue the day.
What are those magic cuts?
That they voted for my way.
What are those magic cuts?

Chorus:
Magic cuts, magic cuts, magic cuts….
I want the magic cuts, I want the magic cuts…

Every day I get confused.
What are those magic cuts?
Cause I don’t know how math is used.
What are those magic cuts?