I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore."
 So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

  1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky,
 Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

 Clinton didn't produce that ten year mini-series, the Republicans did.
 Richard Melon Scaife, FOX News, Rush the vulgar junkie, Sean Hannity,
 Newt Gingrich and Tom Delay is who you need to thank for each of those stories.
 

  2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was
 a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

 If you have any clue to what happoened, you know Clinton did everything he could to hide it.
 People like you think Clinton invented oral sex, but that's not true. Your side broke every
 rule and convention because Clinton kept kicking the asses of war heroes at the ballot box.
 Newt cheated on and dumped two wives while in office, but the media refused to report it.
 

  3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House)
 and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know
 that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.

 No, you're wrong again.
 The definiton of sexual harrassment is "Give me some or you're fired."
 Your side tried to hang Clinton for getting Monica a job, remember?
 Don't you have any clue to the facts about that which you feel so strongly?
 

  4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating
 that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

 "Wag the Dog" was about Reagan.
  He invaded Grenada to distract the press from the 242 marines he got killed, remember?
  And again, Clinton didn't want impeachment, that was the cock-hungry 103rd congress - your guys again.
 

  5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest,
 Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

 Cute, but Clinton was the best president we ever had.
 Look at the stock market, lok at Arlington Cemetary, look at the help wanted ads
 and tell me you prefer the never-elected oil theif or the Iran-Contra criminals back in office.
 

  6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses
 who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

 Never happened - that's all horseshit.
 Don't you understand that I'm so stupid, the only way I can look smart is doing battle with a guy like you?
 

  7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and
 the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

 All horseshit.
 The only guy connected to Clinton who was convicted was a guy who stole from Hillary.
 You can continue to pretend what didn't happen actiually did, but it didn't.
 

  8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy,
 and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

 Clinton never sent a man into battle who didn't come home. At last count, 430 brave men were
 sacrificed to steal oil for Bush.  How can you have so little respect for those lives?
 

  9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you,
 the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

 Clinton logged more time on AF1 than one-termers like Bush and Ford.
 In these kinds of situations, I like to let the opponent win one, since the list is so long,
 so I'll let you have this one even tho it's not true..
 

  10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile.
 We will love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas)

 Did Clinton pardon people who were about to testify against him?
 No, Bush did that, because he was guilty of serious crimes.
 That's also the reason Bush hid Reagan's papers, to keep the crimes buried.
 

 11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like
 the pattern anyway.  Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

 The GAO says that never happened.
 The Bush liars were never able to produce a list of stolen items.
 Doesn't evidence mean anything to you Clinton haters?
 

  12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying
 government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware,
 linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.)  out of Air Force 1. The weight
 savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

 The GAO says that never happened.
 That was all crap from the Bush liars and talk radio.
 

  13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all" book
 and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

 If the Clintons committed any crimes, why weren't they arrested?
 Oh, that's right - there was never any evidence of a crime so they could arrest them.
 Do you feel the same way about Bush, who never worked a day in his life?
 

  14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free.
 Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him.
As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners".
However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton,
and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed
and  eventually  thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by
many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all
 later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
What a guy!!

 ha ha
 You're the most consistently wrong ditto-monkey I've read all year.
 The reason that story was "censored" is because it wasn't true.
 (By the way, why would say-anything FOX News cover for Clinton?)

 The Atta who caught Bush knapping was eight years old in 1986.
 This story was discredited even by dito-monkeys, but you're still on it?
 This story is so false, Jerry falwell stopped talking about it.
 

  P . S.
 Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would
 not be able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.

 Factual e-mail?
 I only got this one - did you send two?
 Let me ask you a question: Do you think the Internet was created without help from
 the government or do you think some kids got together and constructed it?
 Somebody had to sponsor legislation that created the internet and that man was Gore.

 It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a house in Chappaqua, 
 The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence.

 Hawaii Rog
 

 That lie is so old it has a broken hip.  Click  Here  if you want thr real story.
 None if it is true, ...and ...by the way, you forgot to recycle the lie that Hillary
 refused to meet with the Gold Star mothers. How'd you leave that one out?

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