I don't know if I've ever given a guarantee like this before.
 Whatever you're expecting this tape to be, it's so much better than that.
 Kent Bye is a very gifted film maker, and we were very lucky to get him.
 There is more excitement on this tape than you can imagine.

 I haven't counted, but there are maybe 40-50 comments from people who attended.
 You probably heard, but James Carville was on fire that night.
 I think his comments of April 27th are the strongest I've ever heard from him.
 Check the hissing crowd when he recalls what they did to Julie.

 You'll get chills when the crowd chants, "Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe"
 when smoking Joe Conason takes the mic after Carville's warm-up speech.

 After Carville got the crowd all charged up, smoking Joe said a few words about why
 we all went to DC that weekend, then he introduced Julie.  If there's a disappointing moment
 on this tape it's when Tequilaboy is brought onstage, but you can fast-forward past that part.

 If you weren't there, this tape captured all the excitement of Juliefest2002-DC
 This is a real guarantee, too.   No, I'm not saying you'll get your money back if you don't
 like it, because human nature (and Freepers) could cause a whole lot of problems, but I
 have no problem at all with putting my reputation on the line to guarantee that this
 is a true and damn exciting representation of that great night at Carville's.

 If you were there, this tape will bring back every exciting minute you remember.  Better yet,
 since most people didn't have a ringside seat, you'll get to see exactly what happened up-close.
 Plus, I think I saw some people drinking, so maybe your memory isn't as sharp as you hoped
 the next morning when you woke up, so seeing this tape should really kick some ass.

 What's on the tape?
 It opens with Carville's arrival, being greeted by his fans.
 There are dozens of comments by Carville, Conason, Julie's attorney Nancy Luque,
 plus, there are highlights from the Julie Sunday interview and a mini-Bart interview.
 But the highlight of the first third has to be the comments from you guys.

 The middle third is the actual, uncut fiery speech by James Carville,

 then smoking Joe Conason read some prepared remarks that touched people's hearts,

 and then Julie took the stage to an earth-shaking roar of applause.

 The Ann Coulter joke alone is worth $50.

 Then it closes with some ceremony, Julie cutting her cake, Christian saying a few words,
 the Buzzflash crew saying a few words, then more comments from you, all in one skillfully
 and professionally-edited package.  Running time is 68 minutes, plus there is a "bonus film"
 also produced by  Kent Bye  after the Juliefest2002-DC film.

 David Brock didn't give a speech, but he mingled the whole night, and he's on the tape, too.

 

 How much is this tape?
 Go figure - it's free.
 That's right, with a minimum donation of $25, the tape is yours free, we pay postage.

 And since the primary goal is raising money for the woman who lost her home rather than give in
 to the Nazi bastards who illegally beat her up for four years, consider sending a little extra, would you?
 If this tape is as good as I say it is, (it's way better than I'm letting on) you'll want to give more, right?

 The professional dubbing services in K-Drag want $7.50 each, with a minimum up-front expense of $375
 so I'll be dubbing these myself.  Don't worry, I have three Hi-Fi VCRS and twenty years experience at
 duplicating tapes :)   Anyone who wants a free tape should send $25 to PO Box 54466, Tulsa, OK 74155
 or PayPal to    bartcop@bartcop.com

 If you send a little extra, your tape will go out first, but everyone can get a free tape with a minimum donation.

 Trust me, he says, but this tape is triple dynamite.
 Last thing, and this is the tough part:
 I know this is unenforceable, but please don't make copies for your friends.

 If you make a copy for a friend you're taking money out of Julie's pocket and stealing from Julie, after what
 she's been through, would be a very ugly crime. Sure, I was angry with Metallica for threatening their fans
 with prison time because I said they already have their $50 million in the bank.    Well, ...Julie doesn't.

 In closing (massive applause) you're going to love this tape.
 Plus, once this tape has run its course, we can talk about JuliefestWest.

 As we speak, the finest casinoes* in Las Vegas are competing for our business.