From: drtobor@mediaupdatenet.com
Subject: Re: Hey Bartcop
Hey Guy, I was wondering if you could help
me with a small problem.
I recently sent a letter to my local paper
crediting Clinton with the
good economy. A ditto-monkey wrote back
and needs a snappy reply.
Do you have any heavy sarcasm for this
guy?
This is the text of his letter:
Thanks,
Dr Tobor.
Glaring Ignorance
The letter that Dr. Tobor submitted on March
23 ("GOP funny
business") displayed a glaring ignorance,
totally void of a well-reasoned
argument, that is seen all too often in
pseudo-political discourse.
First of all, I agree with Dr. Tobor that
the GOP is disintegrating. Good!
It should reap the rewards of its complacency
and incompetence; in particular,
its inability to convict a sitting president
for obvious obstruction of justice
and lying under oath. There is no honor
in the fact that Bill Clinton was not
convicted. The facts speak for themselves
and are undisputed. That a
GOP-controlled Congress was so disorganized
and self-serving as to allow this
thug to remain in office is nothing but
a farce.
HIS GOP Senate voted there was no crime, yet he says the facts
speak for themselves?
It's not our problem if the GOP has no balls and no conscience.
Dr. Tobor brings up "Clinton's economic
policies, which are arguably the best."
What policies are those? Can he tell us
even one of them?
Surely he doesn't mean the "economic stimulus
package," which raised our taxes.
Or does he think that it's great economic
policy to plunder other people's money
and redistribute it to others?
You could start out by saying,
"I don't know much about economics myself, but allow me to quote
some experts."
Speaker Newt Gingrich:
"The tax increase will kill jobs and lead to a recession,
and the recession will force people off of work and onto unemployment
and will actually increase the deficit."
[Atlanta Journal-Constitution, 8/6/93]
GOP Senate Budget Committee Chairman Pete Domenici:
"April Fool, America. This Clinton budget plan will not create
jobs,
will not grow the economy, and will not reduce the deficit."
[Dallas Morning News, 4/2/93]
GOP House Budget Committee Chairman John Kasich:
"This plan will not work.
If it was to work, then I'd have to become a Democrat."
[CNN, 7/28/93]
GOP Majority Leader (and economics professor) Dick Armey:
"This plan is not a recipe for new jobs, more opportunities for
our young
people; or more secure retirement for our parents. It's a recipe
for disaster."
[Congressional Record, 8/5/93]
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That takes away his main thrust.
He's wrong and he'll be fucking seething after he reads this.
Now, onto the rest:
As for his pride at being a Clinton supporter,
is he proud of his
administration's performance at Waco or
at Ruby Ridge?
First, George Herbert Traitor Butch was president for Ruby Ridge.
This is partly Pigboy's fault.
Pigboy keeps blaming Clinton for Ruby Ridge, but Clinton was
the
Governor of Arkansas when the president ordered Lon Horiuchi
to put a bullet in the brain of Randy Weaver's wife..
Clinton took office January 20th.
Waco burned April 19th after a 55-day stand-off.
Clinton HARDLY had time to change the FBI and ATF from
"decent men doing their best," to "a pack of cold-blooded
killers."
Besides, Reno was his third or fourth choice for Attorney General.
Remember how concerned the GOP was with nanny taxes?
Remember how concerned the GOP was with nanny taxes?
Remember how concerned the GOP was with nanny taxes?
Remember how concerned the GOP was with nanny taxes?
Maybe things would've been different if Clinton got his first
choice
for AG, instead of the testosterone-heavy Janet Reno.
Besides, Koresh set that fire and killed those kids, even Pigboy
admits that.
Is he proud of the fact that his administration
will not be
prosecuted for the possession of almost
900 confidential FBI files?
That's a really stupid goddamn thing to say.
Clinton's not being prosecuted because Robert Fiske couldn't find
a crime.
Clinton's not being prosecuted because Hardon Kenny couldn't
find a crime.
Clinton's not being prosecuted because Robert Ray couldn't find
a crime.
I know he wants Clinton to confess, but to what?
To what???
This poor, confused bastard wants to prosecute when his own party
investigates and finds no crime? He belongs on the Supreme
Court.
Does he know that Charles Colson, who worked
for Richard Nixon,
went to jail for 14 months for simply acquiring
one FBI file?
Colson was fucking guilty, that's the difference between
him and Clinton.
I forget if Colson was found guilty by a jury or pled guilty,
but either way,
Colson was found guilty in a court of law and all three GOP prosecutors
say the Clinton's are guilty of nothing.
Does Dr. Tobor admire this behavior?
Just curious.
ha ha
What a douchebag!
That question needs to go to confession.
Want to piss him off?
Say, "Well, I admire Robert Fiske, Judge Kenneth Starr and Robert
Ray
for being so honest when it came to Filegate. They did the right
thing and let it go.
Sometimes it's hard for a fierce partisan to let go of these
imaginary "scandals."
ha ha
Telling him he's no Hardon Kenny should piss him off
Let me know how it goes, if you get printed,
and let me know if I missed anything.
Sopranos coming on, had to type fast.
bc