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How to Convert a
Democrat
by
right-wing actress Janine Turner
Link
Think movie scene: a restaurant
anywhere in America. A group of five female friends are sitting
around talking — three are Democrats, two are Republicans. At a table
with no salt shaker and a
Michelle Obama-approved menu, the Democrats’ conversation starts like
this:
You can tell this idiot thinks
she's a comedian.
Taking a shot at Michelle is
great sport in the GOP.
Can you believe the Republicans
are taking away our contraception?
This dialogue quickly deteriorates into a (1) misinformed, Obama-fueled
(2) fiasco: the (3)wicked “one percent,”
the “fairness” of (4) free health care, (5) equal outcomes rather than
equal opportunities, etc.
The Republican women look at each other with an unspoken, secret “OMG,”
yet they do what
conservatives do best: remain conservative. As the Democrat women (6)
ramble on about the
inequality and (7) wickedness of America — (8) taking no heed that
anyone else at the table
could possibly disagree with them — the conservative women remain
silent.
Maybe if you had a point of
view that could hold water, you'd be taken seriously.
Is it your assertion that the
GOP does NOT want to take away womens' contraception?
Have you read the GOP
Platform, you crazy old bag?
They do not enter the fray because they know the risks. They know that
the Democrats,
not able to defend their wiles with wisdom, will attack the Republican
women’s character.
They know that Democrats cannot have a reasonable conversation, and a
brouhaha will ensue.
Absolute horseshit.
Turner doesn't believe what she's
writing, but she's getting
paid,
possibly by the word, to throw red meat at the braindead cavemen.
She promises to educate us on "how to win against a liberal" but all
she did
was hurl 8 insults in the first three paragraphs and fabricate
arguments that don't exist.
Those poor, poor GOP women who
aren't allowed to speak?
The truth is, they're not allowed to have an opinion in
their own homes.
The ONLY time they're allowed
to speak freely is when they're out with the girls.
Example:
Betty Ford was pro-choice.
Nancy Reagan is pro-choice.
Bob Dole's Bag-o-Hairspray is pro-choice.
Barbara Bush and both her daughters are pro-choice.
Pickles Bush is pro-choice, but are
they allowed to say so?
No, because in the GOP, women know
they must remain silent, so this bad actress
decides to blame liberals for their inability to achieve equality with
their own damn husbands.
Remember, GOP men just voted for women to earn less than men for the
same job.
Don't come crying to us with your problems, Honey - go find yourself a
mirror.
You could've married a progressive man,
but you chose a Trog, instead.
It's NOT OUR FAULT who you married, Janine.
If you marry a close-minded dick, don't come crying to us.
Why, arranged marriages have been obsolete in Texas for what, 25 years?