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Vic's Race
Jokes
by my old friend Vic the Republican
The Egg Farmer
John was in the egg business. He had several hundred
young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters to fertilize them.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing
went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny
bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone,
so he could tell from a distance, which rooster
was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency
report by just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, Obama, was a very fine
specimen, but this morning he noticed Obama's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other
roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.
To John's amazement, Obama had thought of a way
to do it without work, he had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk
on to the next one.
John was so proud of Obama, he entered him in the Chicago County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded Obama the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly Obama was a politician. Who else
but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted
awards
on our planet by being the best at sneaking up
on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully next year, the bells are not always
audible.
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