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Care to pick a winner?
Be sure to check "Mergers" below the graph
Investment tips for 2008
With all the turmoil in the market today and
the collapse of Lehman Bros and acquisition
of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might
be some good advice. For all of you with
any money left, be aware of the next expected
mergers so that you can get in on the
ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in later this year:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics,
Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta
Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMM-Good.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco,
and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
Zip-Audi-Do-Da .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor,
UPS, and become:
Fed-UP.
6. Fairchild Electronic s and Honeywell Computers
will become:
Fairwell-Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected
to become:
Poupon-Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization
of Women will become:
Knott-NOW!
And finally...
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson
will merge and become:
TittyTitty-BangBang
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