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Three Little Tramps
Report: Jenna corrupted sister Barbara, too.
STATEMENT OF JENNA AND BARBARA BUSH INCIDENT
At approximately 10:19 P.M. on Tuesday, May 29th, the Austin Police
Department
received a 9-1-1 call reporting minors attempting to purchase
alcohol. The caller was
the manager of Chuy's Restaurant
located at 1728 Barton Springs Road.
APD patrol officers arrived and found that Jenna and Barbara Bush,
19,
were alleged to have been involved in this incident.
As no offense was witnessed by APD officers,
following routine procedures,
further investigation is required
to determine if any charges will be filed.
APD and the Texas Alcohol Beverage Commission are investigating this incident.
ha ha
These little tramps aren't going to be punished.
They don't have to obey the law.
Their last name is Bush, so further investigation is
required to determine if any charges will be filed.
ha ha
What a joke!
Did we lose a war to England?
Do we have a Royal Family now?
In England, they recently ARRESTED Tony Blair's boy for alcohol,
I guess because he wasn't royalty like the Windsor Family or
the Bush family.
ITEM:
Jenna was drunk enough for the Enquierer to get this picture.
ITEM:
Then in the SECOND incident we, the taxpayers, paid to have her
drunken boyfriend picked up
from jail, and that was without having to bother with the usual
time in the drunk tank.
The Secret Service came right away. After all, this is
the sacred Bush family
They don't have to obey the laws against drunk-driving.
Why, in the Bush family, you can be guilty of DWI, then hide that
criminal record,
then lie to the press when they stumble on it because "We should
move on."
ITEM:
Jenna was then involved in a THIRD incident three weeks
ago, on April 27, 2001,
where she was caught possessing alcohol,
Isn't Texas a "three strikes" state?
Didn't a black guy get life in prison last year for stealing a
giant candy bar in Texas?
Of course, if you're black and your last name's not Bush, you
rot in prison.
ITEM:
This, then is the FOURTH alcohol-related incident for
young Jenna.
Does anyone know where I can get a timer for the page
so we can track how many days Jenna can go between arrests?
...and where the hell was the Secret Service?
At the next table, sipping Cuervo margarita's?
The Whore Supreme Court ordered Clinton's Secret Service detail
to narc on him,
but Clinton's last name wasn't Bush, so he wasn't immune from
the law like the Bush family.
I guess jenna gets another pass - just like her daddy
on the DWI, the AWOL, the election,
the debates, the 15-year old girl's abortion, the all-full National
Guard unit. etc,
just like her grand-daddy for pardoning the Iran-Contra felons,
protecting Reagan.
...but the Clintons are the arrogant, immoral family in American politics?
From: starz@bright.net
Subject: this Casey Martin deal
BartCop,
First time for everything, you are wrong.
Golf is not a walking sport, it is a swinging
of clubs and smacking a ball sport.
It is in no way the same thing as a pinch runner
for Mark McGuire's
bad knees, it is like letting a nearsighted batter
wear eyeglasses so he
can make out the managers hand signals. Letting
Martin ride a cart is a
reasonable accomodation that has no direct effect
on the actual play of the game.
Besides, golf isn't really a sport anyway.
James Jones
James,
ha ha, I'm with you on that.
Tonight, President Bartlet said,
"Golf's OK, but let's not confuse it with a game men play."
Ok, so how far do you take that?
Let me ask you a couple:
Scene One:
In an indoor sharp-shooting contest, one contestant has vision problems
and
he wants a spotlight on his target to help him see it in the limited
lighting.
After all, it's about a steady hand and not who has the best eyesight,
right?
You're the tournament director - does he get his light?
Scene Two:
In a rowing contest, one guy is a skin cancer survivor and wants a
canopy over his canoe.
You're in charge of the race.
Does he get a canopy on his canoe?
Scene Three:
A driver at Indy gets nasuous when he smells exhaust fumes.
He wants to breathe from an oxygen tank during the race.
You're in charge - does he get his oxygen tank?
Scene Four:
Jockey has a bad hand and can't hold on to his horse's reings.
He wants to strap himself onto the horse - for safety.
Do you allow him to wear a harness?
Please use numbers and short answers in your reply.
Thanks
Put another way...
We're going to take money away from these worthless social programs
for the "poor people," and give it to BIG OIL.
Interview
with the publisher of "Fortunate Son"
the book we're not supposed to read because Uncle Dick says
so.
...as seen on BuzzFlash.com
Excerpt:
If you connect all the dots in the “Fortunate
Son” story, you get a picture
of a President who was made, not elected.
The Bush Presidency is a
creation of minds much more meticulous
and strategic than his own.
They removed talk of the Bush drug arrest
from the media by feeding it
to a biographer they knew had a felony
conviction in his past.
He breaks the story, and then they break
him, the Dallas Morning News
reports the salacious story about a car-bomb,
a hit man, a boss, a
felony conviction, and then the mass media's
attention is focussed
en masse on Hatfield. The publisher
was paranoid, so they announce
that they are pulling all copies, all 88,000
copies of the book from stores.
So much for America, so much for the Bill
of Rights.
You can order the book from them, too.
BUSH CHASED OUT OF FRESNO
President Weak & Stupid came to Fresno today
and was quickly chased out
of town by angry protesters. Bush had originally
planned to stay the night in Fresno.
He was probably thinking that he would be safe
in the conservative Central Valley.
Obviously, he couldn't visit the Bay Area - he
would have been tarred and feathered.
But, in the days prior to his visit, plans were
made to protest his arrival, the hotel
where he would be staying, and any other event
he would be attending.
The prospect of his being greeted by big protests
everywhere he appeared while in
Fresno was not what his public relations team
had in mind when they selected his visit
to this area. Bush stayed less than 30 minutes
and never left the heavily guarded airport.
One local radio station (KMJ) reported that almost
the entire Fresno Police department
was on the scene to protect him. Protesters held
signs and chanted as Bush left his plane
and boarded a helicopter headed for Sequoia National
Park.
SILENCE
OF THE MEDIA LAMBS
by Greg Palast, as seen on TomPaine.com
Excerpt:
Investigative reporting about voting rights
violations in the U.S. have been page one news -- in
Britain.
How did a hundred thousand U.S. journalists
fail to get and print the vote theft story?
Bush's
Faustian Deal with the Taliban
Weak & Stupid gives $43 Million to
Religiously Insane Regime
by Robert Scheer
Excerpt:
Enslave your girls and women, harbor anti-U.S.
terrorists and destroy every vestige of civilization in your homeland,
and the Bush administration will embrace
you. All that matters is that you line up as an ally in the drug war,
the only international cause that this
nation still takes seriously.
That's the message sent with the recent
gift of $43 million to the Taliban rulers of Afghanistan,
the most virulent anti-American violators
of human rights in the world today.
From: Keithjoy@aol.com
Subject: Jenna Lewinsky?
Maybe now, the get-tough, law-and-order republican judiciary in Tejas will put her in jail.
.......yeah, right!
The only way Bush's daughter is going to jail
is if she has sex with Clinton.
ha ha
Jenna Bush having sex with Clinton?
ha ha
We need a photo-toon of that!
Question:
Who will break the story of Jenna's abortion?
Greg Palast or Robert Parry?
Quotes
"I think we know that John has moved
increasingly to the left over the last couple of years.
Only he can say what he is up
to. He has said repeatedly that he will always be a Republican.
He is certainly a man of his
word. But there is no question that John's voting has moved
dramatically to the left over
the last couple of years."
-- Mitch McConnell,
hudband of a Bush cabinet member.
Sorry, Mitch, that's not quite true.
McCain's party grew a swastika with which he was not comfortable.
Captain Grunt is bragging that he's got two Red-Ink Reagan speeches posted on his website.
Who cares?
Reagan didn't write them.
Reagan never had a clue what he stood for, except "tax cuts,"
because that was a phrase he was able to commit to memory.
Reagan did a half-decent job of reading someone else's
words,
but he never had any thoughts of his own.
Contrast that to the State of the Union (1997?) speech where a
staffer loaded the
teleprompter with the wrong speech, and Clinton winged
it until the right speech came up.
I doubt we'll ever have another president as good as Bill Clinton.
Stroke Me, Stroke Me
"You don't have to be mean to
be a good republica.
That was the hallmark of Ronald
Reagan.
There was never any man-spiritedness
at all."
--the forgetful stroke victim,
third hour.
But, Rush!
But, Rush!
If that's true, why did George Bush (the elected one) declare
that under his administration,
America was going be "kinder and gentler" place?
He did that because Reagan was a grumpy-ass, spiteful bastard
and a grouchy son of a bitch.
Reagan and his thugs created destruction politics.
Bush (the elected one) said he wanted his America to
be "kinder and gentler"
compared to the mean-spirted viciousness of Ronald Reagan's
America.
A
great, great article by a great writer, Robert Parry.
This is a must-read column for everyone.
Click Here for his superior version.
Click Here for the forever version.
Excerpt:
No excerpt could do this great column justice
- read the whole thing.
Like Joe Conason, Parry has that ability
to stay right on-target.
Great work, Mr. Parry
If anyone can dispute anything in this column, write to me.
From: dpingum@yahoo.com
Subject: Good Parenting
Chelsea Clinton is an outstanding scholar, going to Oxford.
Meanwhile, Jenna Bush is puking her guts up after doing six consecutive beer-bongs.
Yup, you can tell a lot about people by the quality of their kids.
Dewey
...and Chelsea has never been arrested, not even once.
More Details
Police: Bush's daughter attempted to buy alcohol with fake ID
President Bush's 19-year-old wild-ass daughter,
Jenna, tried to purchase alcohol at a restaurant
using someone else's identification card,
police said Wednesday.
Police were called to Chuy's
Mexican restaurant Tuesday night as Jenna (Foster brooks) Bush
was attempting to buy alcohol, police spokesman
Kevin Buchman said.
The legal drinking age in Texas is 21,
but, of course, that doesn't apply to the rich and privileged..
Jenna Bush's attorney, William P. Allison,
the busiest son of a bitch in the legal profession,
was hiding from reporters to avoid thousands
of embarrassing questions.
White House spokesman Scott McClellan declined
comment.
"If it involves the daughters in their private lives, it is a family matter," McClellan said.
HORSESHIT!!
When one of Gore's daughters was caught with alcohol - once
- G. Gordon Liddy
said it was an example of "bad parenting" and clearly
the Gore's fault - I have it on tape.
When Al Gore III was caught speeding, Sean Hannity has an orgasm
on the air
and had to go to a commercial while he changed his pants.
Of course, the pro-Bush whore media will play this down as
much as possible,
because Uncle Dick and Karl Atwater don't like negative
news, "You got that?"
I guess we can always wait a week and see what kind of facts Greg Palast digs up.
Less than a month ago, Jenna Bush
pleaded no contest to a charge of being a minor
in possession of alcohol in connection
with another incident, proving she either has
the Bush family disdain for the Rule of
Law or, like her father, is incapable of learning..
She was ordered to pay $51.25
in court costs, and ordered serve eight hours of
community service and attend six hours
of alcohol awareness classes.
Notice it says, "ordered to pay a fine - ordered
to serve sommunity service."
It doesn't say she paid or served,
just that the judge, no doubt appointed by her crooked daddy,
ordered her to pay - and ordered
her to serve.
She's a pampered little Bush - she doesn't have to do shit.
Did Jenna inherit her violent dependence on alcohol?
Jenna
Bush
Busted
Again!!!
Jenna (Crime Wave) Bush
was busted AGAIN last night in Texas.
She was trying to buy alcohol with a fake ID.
Can you believe this?
The most famous teenager in the world was trying to use a fake ID?
ha ha
Where were her Secret Service agents?
Waiting in the car outside, while Jenna (Darryl Strawberry) Bush
went in the liquor store to break the law?
...and why doesn't Yahoo News know anything about this?
I just heard it on K-Drag Nazi radio, KRMG, an ABC News affiliate.
Where is Bill Bennett's outrage?
Where is Laura the Unloved's outrage?
They're not going to be outraged, because they are paid-for whores!
They only get outraged when the RNC fax tells them to.
...and if President Weak & Stupid can't control his
third-strike wild daughter,
what chance does he have with North Korea, China, Iraq or Afghanistan?
...DEVELOPING...
Hold on, the story is just now breaking...
Police Say Bush Daughter Tried to Buy Alcohol
AUSTIN, Texas President Weak &
Stupid's 99-year-old daughter Jenna (Robert Downey Jr) Bush
attempted to buy alcohol with a fake identification
card that belonged to someone else, police said on Wednesday.
Police were called to a Mexican restaurant
in the city on Tuesday evening after Jenna Bush tried to buy alcohol
with a valid identification card that was
not her own, Austin police spokeswoman Laura Albrecht said.
No further details were immediately available,
but Albrecht said police
were preparing to release a statement.
The legal drinking age in Texas is 21.
Bush, a freshman at the University of Texas
in Austin, pleaded no contest earlier this month to a
charge of being a minor in possession of
alcohol after police found her drinking beer in an Austin bar.
She was ordered to perform eight hours
of community service and take an alcohol awareness course.
Is Smirky as AWOL with his parenting duties as he was with his National Guard duties?
What kind of values did this rich girl grow up with?
Is it true she's been seen wearing a sheer t-shirt with "Rich Bitch" spelled out in diaminds?
How severe is her alcohol addiction?
Didn't Smirk & Pickles set her down after the last two infractions,
sorry - that's THREE infractions,
and explain to her that the Secret Srevice has other things to
do besides bail her out of jail each time?
...DEVELOPING...
It's the hottest story on the Internet.
Shocker!
from Tamara Baker
Subject: Re: Heads up! McCain may switch
>From the Orvetti report
>>A Democratic senator and a source in the
Republican Senate leadership say a switch
by John McCain to independent status could
happen soon, National Journal's Charlie Cook reports.
McCain has been in talks with Democrats including
Ted Kennedy and John Edwards about
becoming an independent, Time reports...>>
If John Edwards can get McCain to switch, he deserves
to be President in 2004.
(Teddy's resigned himself to being the Gray Eminence
of the Senate, what with Chappaquidick in his past.
Though it's rather unfair that Laura Bush
can off a boyfriend with her car, yet that doesn't disqualify her
idiot spouse from being Usurper-in-Chief.)
This would be on a par with the persuasive abilities
of Bill Clinton himself. (As much as I like Al Gore
and his record, he just doesn't have the guts
-- or the mental creativity -- to pull off something like this.)
Come on, Johnny E!
Tamara
Cool!
Then we could lose important votes 57-43!
From: William_Aston-Reese@ScotiaCapital.com
Subject: Larry Kilbride
Let me get this straight...you change words in
someone's (Larry Kilbride's) e-mail and it's libel...
He changes words in someone else's writing and
it's telling a little fib?
...thanks for clearing that up...
and the Freepers say that your site is bereft
of intellectual content...?
ha ha
The Freepers may be right about this site having no intellectual content,
but we have more fun than anybody, here.
Being right is different than being popular
First:
The government can not execute Tim McVeigh if his lawyers
say they need more time
to read and interpret the evidence the government held back undet
Louis Freeh.
Just as only Nixon could go to China, it takes a semi-liberal
Democrat like myself to
say McVeigh cannot be executed without due process.
If a white-power handjob like Barr or Lott were to suggest Mcveigh
be treated lawfully,
crticis, perhaps myself included, would say they were just trying
to help one of their own
Of course, I'd like to see McVeigh stick around and endure sensory
deprivation and
some painful sodomy for the next 60 years, but we can't always
get what we want.
Maybe people have said it, but I haven't heard any of them yet:
We can not execute a man,
no matter how guilty we "know" he is, until his lawyers have
had a reasonable amount of time
to digest the evidence that was illegally withheld from them.
Of course, since Louis Freeh helped lead the Great Cock Hunt,
he's a big hero to every
ditto-monkey in the Republican party, and therefore he won't
be held responsible for violating
McVeigh's constitutional right to a fair trial.
My crazy friend Vic the racist says McVeigh is going out a winner,
because he's proving the
United States government is murderous and corrupt - and who can
argue with that?
Second:
This casey martin deal isn't as urgent as McVeigh's situation,
and Koresh knows I hate agreeing
with the vulgar Pigboy, and those two partisan thugs on the Whore
Court, Tony & Slappy,
but apparently the Whore Court is saying,
"The way you idiots have stupidly worded this law, we have no choice
but to rule for Martin."
Sidebar:
We could almost do without a Supreme Court
if the people who wrote the law had even the
slightest clue about how to phase
a group of words. These mindless dorks write a law to
help their campaign contributors, instead
of doing what's right, so the law has these nutty
sticking points and sharp edges that cause
the problems the Whore Court must entangle.
I am not insensitive to the handicapped, but this is reallt stupid
law.
The easiest way to see the efect of the Whore Court's ruling
is to extrapolate.
If a fellow with bad vision wants to compete as a marksman,
should he be allowed to wear telescopic goggles?
What if Casey Martin wants to run in the Boston marathon?
Should he be allowed to use a golf cart there, too?
Pigboy made a point yesterday that I've made many times, perhaps
not on this page.
I'm 47. I'll never play professional baseball, football
or hockey. I'm too old.
I'm too short to play pro basketball, and I'm too tall to be
a jockey.
Should I sue someone?
Or should I accept the fact that we can't always get what we
want?
Since Mark McGwire had bad knees, should he sure to have a pinch-runner
run to first?
After all, why should his bad leg stop him from competing?
The brainless congress needs to take an English course and get
familiar with the language
we speak so they can write laws they don't need interpretation
by anybody.
If nothing else, the law could read, "except in professional
sports."
What will happen when Casey (Is he any good, by the way? Does
he have a chance of
winning a tournament someday?) wins a major tournament by one
stroke on a 108 degree
day when his challenger is dehrydrated from walking 18 holes,
plus the tie-breakers?
Stupid, stupid ruling, of a stupid, stupid law.
They've opened a Pandora's Box of lunacy.
We deserve better than those money-grubbing fools in Washington.
Read the Previous Issue
It had everything.
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