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Quotes
"There is no progress without struggle.
Those who profess to favor freedom,
and yet deprecate agitation,
are men who want crops without plowing
and planting.
They want rain without lightning.
They want the ocean without the roar
of its many waters.
"The struggle may be a moral one, or it may
be a physical one, or it may be both,
but it must be a struggle.
Power concedes nothing without a fight.
It never did, and it never will."
- Frederick Douglass, 1857,
talking to today's Senate democrats.
Condit
Corner
"Drip, ...drip, ...drip"
One Pol, 2 Women, many Lawyers
Excerpt:
I don't want to overdo the comparisons
with Bill Clinton,
because the fate of Chandra Levy makes
this a matter of life and death.
Condit's Unseemly Silence
Do they read bartcop.com at the editorial board
of the LATimes?
Click
Here
Excerpt:
Back in 1998, when Bill Clinton was trying
to hide his involvement
with Monica, Condit declared that Clinton
should end the
'drip-drip-drip .... You can't close
this issue without getting all the information out there.'
The disappearance of a person is far more
serious than adultery
--all the more reason Condit should have
heeded his own words.
From: JDWRods@aol.com
Subject: Condit again!
You wrote:
> She did not commit suicide.
> People who commit suicide never hide their body.
> Since her body hasn't been found, we must assume it has been buried.
>
Ha ha! Lot's of people commit suicide in remote
areas, Bart.
Her body might never be found.
Sentence C, doesn't necessarilly follow from
sentences A and B.
Patience.
Patience.
best-jdw
JDW,
Of course, I was wrong to use the word "never."
It's like saying "Republicans never accepts blacks," when we know that
Slappy and Uncle OJ have both been accepted into the all-white
party.
But one advatnage of getting old is this:
If you're 47 and never heard of it before, it's at least rare.
But who calls a friend in California and says,
"I have an exciting story to tell you,"
then packs her bags for a trip and commits suicide?
Who resigns from a fitness club the day before committing suicide?
I'm late with this, it's great
Who freed
Wayne DuMond?
by Gene Lyons
Excerpt:
There was nothing amusing
about the Kansas City arrest of Wayne DuMond for the murder of a
39 year-old strangulation victim. Almost needless
to say, the victim was a woman. Police say they found
DuMond's DNA under her fingernails. He's also
suspected in another woman's murder.
Also not funny were Gov. Mike
Huckabee's efforts to rescue himself from the consequences of
his own folly by blaming somebody, anybody,
else for DuMond's release from the Arkansas penitentiary.
"I think you guys are being
played like a cheap fiddle by the Democrats," he whined to reporters.
"They want to make a Willie Horton out of
it. And if anybody needs to get a Willie Horton out of it,
it's Jim Guy Tucker and the Democrat
Party and it ain't me."
Who, me?
You want to blame me?
Because I signed DuMond's release?
You should blame Clinton.
I hate Clinton, so you should
blame him.
Blame Clinton for his release,
not the guy who released him.
From: PeteZZap@aol.com
Subject: Faux News latest outrage
I watched Faux News' morning show
today, (7/6) you know it's called "Fox and Friends",
though a better name would be "Two Boobs and
a Bimbo". This show is the one that features
the three imbeciles who sugarcoat the same fascist
wingnut agenda that the so called 'Journalists'
spew the rest of the day, thereby making it more
palatable for the uneducated masses.
This format reminds me of the Joe Camel ad campaign
used by a tobacco company to lure
children into taking on a deadly habit, by making
it seem 'cool'. Well, their first topic was to
continue the 24/7 lynching of Rep. Gary Condit,
which is Faux News' latest mission in life.
Reporting every rumor and innuendo as fact, and
using as a source that bastion of Journalistic excellence,
(and incidentally, another news source occupied
by that Australian wingnut henchman, Murdoch.)
The New York comPost. That was just the
start, the next topic was a story about Sen. Hillary Clinton
declining a ride from Resident Bush on Air Force
One to some event in New York. This precipitated a
lighthearted re-hashing of the now discredited
White House vandal non-scandal, and this was topped off
with the claim by the imbecillic woman of the
trio (forgive me if I don't know her name, I don't want to)
that the former First Lady had stolen items from
Air Force One! A direct and unashamed accusation
against the former First Lady and now Senator
from New York!
Does the Faux network have no shame? (stupid
question) Is there no recourse for those of us who are
outraged by such breaches of the public trust?
Are there standards of integrity that alleged 'news providers'
have to live up to? Help me out here, who can
I file a complaint to? I have e-mailed Mrs. Clinton, but I would
like to go further because I feel that I have
been violated as well!
Thanks for letting me vent..
Pete
Long Island, New York.
Pete, get used to it.
Fox has always been a wall-to-wall circus of half-truths and outright
lies.
Fox News is less credible than BartCop's Comedy Treehouse.
Even when I'm lying, I'm more truthful than Fox.
Fox is anchored by Floyd R. Turbo.
Fox would make a good comedy channel.
It's like Archie Bunker - the wildest, most factless, nonsensical,
anti-education horseshit that's
so many
light years from any standard of accuracy, it would really be entertaining
if people weren't buying it.
A Brief Moment in Time
December 30, 1992
Executive Clemency
Question: Mr. President, on the Christmas
Eve pardons,
does it give the appearance that Government officials are above the law?
Then-President Bush: No, it should not
give any such appearance. Nobody is above the law.
I believe when people break the law, that's a
bad thing. I've read some stupid comment to the contrary.
And of course, I feel that way. But the Constitution
is quite clear on the powers of the President.
And sometimes a President has to make a very
difficult call, and that's what I've done.
But I'm glad you asked it, because I've read some
rather frivolous reporting that I don't care about the law.
I pride myself on 25 or more years of public
service, of serving honorably, decently, and with my integrity intact.
And certainly I wouldn't feel that way if I had
a lack of respect for the law. And I don't think there is one single
thing in my career that could lead anybody to
look at my record and make a statement of that nature.
So thank you for giving me the opportunity to
clear it up.
Thank you all.
Note: The President spoke at 9:45 a.m. in the Rose
Garden at the White House.
The proclamation of December 24 which granted Executive clemency to six
former Government officials for their conduct related to the Iran-contra
affair
is listed in Appendix E at the end of this volume.
http://bushlibrary.tamu.edu/papers/1992/92123000.html
From: Butlerfoto@Netwalk.com
Subject: Hardball
Hey Bart,
I was watching "Hardball" last night and
the guests were Sally Quinn and David Gergen.
Now I have always known that Sally was a low
class prostitute and would say anything if she could
get in a dig at the Clintons, but the comments
by Gergen were so far out there as to be laughable.
He said that "George W. Bush, like his father,
has so much honor and dignity and respect"
that the American people trust him in doing his
job. Honor and dignity and respect?
He also said, when talking about Cheney not releasing
the names of those he met with to form his energy policy,
that it's not a big deal in Washington because
Dick Cheney "has such a reputation for his honesty"
that we really don't need to worry about who
he met with.
Cheney=Honesty???
It's getting worse week by week and it's scary as hell.
Keep growing that hammer BC.
Thanks.....and a shot of Chinaco Anejo
to Bartcop!
Geoff
Geoff, Gergen is for sale.
I guess he's trying to get a job with Smirky.
BTW,
If America thought Bush had honor, dignity or respect, he would've
won the election.
Pigboy takes on The American Prospect
Excerpt:
Limbaugh says he doesn't "coordinate strategy,"
but he does get together with John Fund and Rich Lowry
and perhaps others to "talk in
generics, about how best to respond to these insane liberal attacks."
Is this not strategizing, or am I missing
something?
Or -- to borrow a favorite conservative
line -- does it depend on what the meaning of "coordinate" is?
Feedback
on Sex vs Violence in movies debate
Which is more harmful to kids?
From: Rude Rich in NY
Subject: Madonna
I'm no fan of Madonna's but I'll agree she came from nothing and worked her way to the top.
This in contrast to your fat friend who
today declared Eli Calloway a "self made man three times over".
After that statement, he then said that
Calloway came from a family with money.
Excuse me you bloated slob (Rush, not you)
but if you came from money then you aren't a self made man.
His pappy gave him whatever start he had
in life, like your's did. If Mr. Calloway ran away from home
at age 13, changed his name and started
a paper route that grew into the New York Times,
then I'll concede he is a self made man.
If his father made him VP of whatever he owned the day he got
out of whatever fancy college Daddy got
him in, then he's not a self made man.
To people like Pigboy, Dubya is a self
made man.
Rude Rich
WORLD
EXCLUSIVE
by Al
Martin Raw
Illegal
Weapons Shipment Seized by FBI
HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA -- The interception
of an illicit weapons shipment
threatens to expose the Bush Regime's
illegal covert policy of rearming China.
For the rest of the story,
It's just like old times for the Bush Family Evil Empire
Will the Democrats investigate these illegal arms shipments?
They will unless Karl Rove tells them to "Back
off!"
Jenna Bush Gets Slap on the Wrist in Double Alcohol Case
Jenna Bush was fined $500 and had her driver's license suspended in
one alcohol-related case on Friday
and was sentenced to probation in another. She was put
on probation for using a fake ID.
The most famous teenager in the world pleaded no contest to the
May 31 incident in which she tried
to use the fake ID to buy a cheap-ass house margarita at an Austin
restaurant, Chuy's.
It was her second brush with the law in as many weeks.
In the other case, she was fined $500 and suspended her driver's
license for 30 days for a May 16 incident
in which she was caught drinking beer like a sailor coming off a four-month
jag at sea..
Originally, the judge ordered the Texas Tramp to perform community service,
like her daddy when he was
caught with a half-ounce of Peruvian marching powder. Had "J"
not been caught with "B" at Chuy's,
the first case would have been dismissed on June 17.
"As you know, any matter dealing with the family
is a family matter, not a government matter.
It is not an issue that the White House is
going to get into, and neither is the press," Ari Fleischer
warned.
In the May 31 incident, a cop ticketed "B" for underage drinking
after catching her
with a cheap-ass margarita and a shot of Captain Fredo's Tequila
at Chuy's.
Restaurant workers recognized the most famous teenager in the world
- duh - and called police.
"B" pleaded no contest last month, and was given community service,
just like her daddy on the coke charge.
If Jenna stays out of trouble until Oct. 6, her latest case will be dismissed.
ha ha
What's the line in Vegas on Jenna staying out of trouble till October?
Cowardly Pigboy
Rush spent his third hour yesterday playing audio clips of James
Carville attacking
the economic policies of the man we've come to know as President
Weak & Stupid.
Y'know, Rush is in the position where he could have Carville call
in and debate the issue,
but the cowardly Pigboy would rather hide behind his call screener
and scream untrue obscenities
at the innocent instead of having a fair exchange of ideas to
see who's right.
Since bartcop.com has been in existence, we've
taken pride in the fact that we don't hide from anybody.
How many times has some bully written with a big chip on his
shoulder, wanking on and on about how
untruthful and biased "BartCop's lies" are, only to turn tail
and run when I mention a chat room debate?
Rush has the power to make that happen, he can get anybody on
the phone, even President Weak & Stupid
if he wants, but he's a lying fraud, so he hides behind his screener's
skirt, instead.
It's so much easier to attack Carville when he can't reply, isn't it, Pigboy?
Rush, you're not even a man.
You're still that same little fat kid who got teased every day
at school.
All these years (and hundreds of pounds) later, you still
try to get even by hiding and ambushing
anybody who doesn't share your need for a tax cut for the wealthiest
of the wealthy.
If you had any balls at all, Rush, if you had any confidence
in your message, if you had any sense
of fair play or even a half ounce of courage, you'd
have Carville on your show and debate him.
But no, you can't because you're a phoney and a fraud.
He pledges
allegiance to his flag...
"Screw the poor - me & Dick need more
money."
Quotes
"I am disappointed but I've got a lot
of other work to do. If Governor Huckabee
wants to let a thief and scoundrel
like David Hale off, that's his business,"
-- Prosecutor Larry Jegley
Note: The governor commuted Hale's sentence against the
recommendation
of the state Post Prison Transfer Board. But there's no outrage, because
it has nothing to do with Clinton's zipper.
Mike Huckabee is a whore.
BartCop is right.
I'm a whore.
I'm also a coward,
and a hypocrite.
If I wasn't, I
could sue him.
But I am, so I
can't.
He poses as a God-fearing Christian, but he's nothing
but a partisan whore.
He's giving the convicted felon a pardon because they both
hate Clinton.
Oh well, at least David Hale isn't likely to murder a young woman
the way the last guy that Huckabee let out early did.
From: bardgal@yahoo.com
Subject: Condit and the Flight Attendant
Is it just me, or does this part seem a little
weird?
Kind of like the rumors of trashing the White
House and AF-1.
IF you really had an affair with someone, why
would you want them
to sign a document stating that it never happened?
Especially before anyone has even questioned
anyone or brought it up.
It smells of Paula Jones.
Maybe it's just me, but it also smells of the
GOP.
I am not taking conspiracy, but perhaps someone
should be.
Tally
Tally, funny, I've never had to ask a woman to sign a paper saying she
did not have sex with me.
However, Deborah Shelton's attorney asked me to put in print that I
never had sex with her.
Why did President Weak & Stupid beg China for forgiveness in the spy plane affair?
First, remember that his daddy was Ambassador to China, then Click
Here
and check out the signature at the bottom of the page.
We're getting screwed.
First the China ambassadorship,
...then the CIA,
...then the million dollar payoffs from the Moonie Empire,
...and now this?
From: ceol@loa.com
Subject: Let us know when you start thinking for yourself again..
y'know, when you decide that the future of the
US is more important than some dream of being
some media oink to you.. I had thought
better of you BC, I guess it'd be a bit over your head,
but you're right smack where the media whores
you used to stand up to are.
What you say is driven by what it'll get you,
reaching that "target" audience.
Unlike you, the democrats are doing something..
maybe you don't see it anymore because you're
not paying attention.. Oh, and before you dismiss
my words and put me down like you did the last time..
I'm not the one who's aching to see my name up
in print, that's you..
Mary
Mary, it'd be easier to reply if I had a clue what the hell you were
talking about.
You say I'm "right where" the media
whores are? What does that mean?
If you had a point to make, I wish you would
have made it.
Are you upset about the C-Span thing?
When they called, I should've told them "No,
cause Mary might not approve?"
Who taught you the skills of effective communication?
Nuns?
You spell better than a ditto-monkey, so that's
a distinct possibility.
You said, "What you say is driven by what it'll get you, reaching that "target" audience."
If I said what my audience wanted to hear, I'd love Tiger Woods, I would've
been a liberal dishrag
on that spy plane issue, I would've praised the Casey Martin ruling
(but no, I sided with the two
biggest thieves on the whore court, against the majority of my readers
- out of principle)
I'd get off Gary Condit's back and I'd never mention Chinaco,
Bixby Corn, Las Vegas, Area 51, etc etc etc.
You said, "Unlike you, the democrats are doing something..." but you failed to say what it was.
"I'm not the one who's aching to see my name up in print, that's you."
ha ha
You've been around long enough to know I print
the monkey mail, so I think
you've lowered yourself to indulging in
goofy talk to see your name in print.
Sure, it takes some ego to put up this page, but
do you see my picture and
my name plastered all over the place? I'm
already more famous than I want to be.
Next time you write some snotty mail, why don't you be specific?
I remember you used to be a nice lady.
What happened to you?
Quotes
"Remember how Clinton got into some trouble
with 'Don't ask, don't tell?'
President Bush has his own troubles
now with, 'Can't speak, can't spell.' "
-- Dave
I owe you a picture of Saturn.
Isn't that cool?
Whatever they spent on the Web Hubble telescope was worth
it.
From: coach921@home.com
Subject: Bartcop Rantings
BC,
Never will I criticize your site. It's far too
on target and entertaining.
I love it and have even contributed a few bucks
from my paper route.
Have to admit, that made me feel good.
I even contribute the odd rant, most of which you reject, but that's okay because I wouldn't publish my shit either.
ha ha
In fact, I know how busy you've become because
you've e-mailed back saying you're going to publish an article,
and it never appeared. That's the sign of a busy
man with too few staff and unfettered access to Chinaco Anejo.
But....I have to write anyway. You did this. You
made me this way. I write because I care, as I know you do.
We all want to participate, but often don't know
what to say or write because most of it has been said before
we even think of it. But, we try and carry on
by sending in articles, because we're liberals and outraged at this
latest farce of an election and what Bush Inc.
is trying to pass off as 'compassionate conservatism.'
I think we're all even more pissed off because
we know it wasn't his idea, but Rove's or one of those other nuts
pulling his strings who need the power.
Congratulations on winning a Bushie Award. You
deserved it.
Buzzflash is good, but doesn't have the personal
touch you do.
Onward Bartcop Soldiers.
Coach
Coach, you are correct about the missing article!
See Below
Ton o' Mail & Toons
Stroke me, Stroke Me
Rush the idiot is at least smart enough not to archive
his show.
He said something Friday, I was in the car, not taping, but he
said something about a friend of his
who was 80 years old, and liberal, who didn't make
the stupid mistake of letting his politics
get in the way of business.
He said this guy Ely Calloway would do business with ANYONE, politics not withstanding.
Gee, isn't that what the Bush Family Evil Empire is famous
for?
Trading with Adolph Hitler because "it
was good business?"
Besides, Rush, some of us call that "putting
your money where your mouth is."
I'd salute a guy who turned down a sale if he didn't want
to do business with someone
because their politics were too extreme or they were murdering
mother-effers.
Click
Here for the story of Col Higgins,
and remember who illegally
rewarded his
murderers with weapons from
the future.
Ronald Reagan and George Bush had no problem dealing with
the terrorists sons of bitches who strung up Col. Higgins.
After all, there was an election to be stolen, and a constitution
to be raped - fucking TWICE,
so they didn't mind doing a little business with Hezzbollah,
the murdering scum.
Ronald Reagan and George Bush committed REAL crimes, but the whore
press
would never raise the question because it doesn't involve Clinton's
zipper.
A Favor...
If you skipped past that Col Higgins link, do me a favor and go
back and click on it.
He died a horrible, tortorous death for his country, at
the hands of some ruthless bastards.
He died making America safer for you and me.
The counter on the page his family put up doesn't move much, and that's a shame.
He died for us.
Don't we owe him at least a click on his family's page?
The
Way I See Things
by Sean Healy
Excerpt:
I keep waiting for a story to run on Bush's
alleged past
drug use. I expect to hear more details
about the gaps in his military service. I just know there's going
to be a story about the oil companies he
drove into the ground, the irregularities surrounding the Texas
Rangers deal, the insider trading, the
alleged abortion & illegitimate child, the corruption and rewarding
of donors in Texas.
I discover Joe Conason, Gene Lyons, Eric
Alterman, Molly Ivins, www.buzzflash.com, www.bartcop.com, www.mediawhoresonline,
www.bushwatch.com, www.americanpolitics.com. I'm still waiting for
ABC,
NBC, CBS, CNN, Fox, the New York Times,
the Washington Post, to follow up on these stories.
From: Cynthia Boaz
Subject: Report from Austin.
BC,
I went to Chuy's tonight during a Commemerative
Jenna Bush Pub Crawl.
It seems the Freepers have failed miserably in
their anti-Chuy's campaign.
The place was packed. I mean, wall to wall.
It did my heart good.
Just thought I'd tell ya.
Maybe pass it on to the peeps at MWO.
Reason has prevailed, at least for the time being.
Well, that or notoriety.
Cynthia
Cynthia, do they serve the good tequila there?
If they do, I'll give 'em some business when I'm in Austin.
Thanks for the note
Read the Previous Issue
It had everything.
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