From: ljbk
Subject: Go BartCop Go
Back During "Governor
Bill's" tenure (as I fondly called him, one of my friends used to call
me
"gov. sinister" cause I was always riled
up about politics) I wrote a letter to "the guv" (President, that is)
thanking him for his great efforts as a
Democratic political leader; leading a party of ?? as dozens of
experienced, senior Dems. fled the Grinch-rich
revolution. Sam Nunn of GA, "moderate Republican"
William Weld of Mass.; even the fiesty
FLA Dem Rep. Sam Gibbons fled the field in the heat of the
Gingrich "anti-gov't./hate your neighbors"
smear campaign.
ANYWAYS, I wrote Gov. Bill
that I thought his leadership was EASILY worth $100 BILLION to
the US and world economy. That is to say,
EASILY *TWICE* the net worth of Bill Gates at his peak.
Well.... events have since
proved I was WRONG! The Stock Market, since Bill left office, has
lost
$8 TRILLION in value! Bill might have been worth
EIGHTY TIMES what I wrote back then!
(Everyone thought I was cuckoo... they STILL
say "its ALL alan greenspan over at the fed...")
Thanks, Bartcop, for showing how to cut
through the BS and still retain a sense of humor!
Plus, Clinton was paid $200K a year to give us 8 years
of a peaceful, profitable paradise.
Bush gets $400K to screw American families out of $8
trillion, ...proving there is no God.
Is there anything more fun than Monkey Mail?
...he goes after my good friend Gene Lyons, too.
The
Coming October War in Iraq
by William Rivers Pitt
Excerpt:
"This is not about the security of the United
States," said Scott Ritter, card-carrying Republican
while pounding the lectern. "This is about
domestic American politics. The national security of
the United States of America has been hijacked
by a handful of neo-conservatives who are
using their position of authority to pursue
their own ideologically-driven political ambitions.
The day we go to war for that reason is
the day we have failed collectively as a nation."
Subject: Good Vegas website
Have you seen the www.cheapovegas.com
website?
It's got reviews of all the hotels, casinos etc,
giving people ideas of which are the
best value for money and what they can expect
at the different hotels when they
get there (down to what sort of free stuff
they have in the bathrooms!)
Nick
From: Sam D
I am asking you to go to http://www.DrugsNotDogFood.com
and sign our petition
asking President Bush and the Republicans
to stop blocking decent coverage for
prescription medicine for our nation's
seniors. For every signature, we will send a
dog biscuit to President Bush. It's
our way of showing the extreme lengths that
some seniors are forced to. And it's
our way of telling the Republicans that they
can no longer treat our senior citizens
- like dogs.
Let's not forget he screwed our retired military heroes, too.
As long as his billionaire friends get a tax cut - that's what's
important.
Quotes
"The Bush people, those are his aides, they
say Bush needs this month to unwind.
My question is when does this guy wind
– what does it take?
-- Dave
Hey man!
I'm watching the JulieFest video right now,
and it's every bit
as good as I expected it to be. Thanks
a bunch!
Jim T
Jim, thanks for ordering it and helping Julie.
If you don't hate Dennis Miller yet, read this:
Dennis
Miller at The Mirage
by John Katsilometes
Las Vegas Sun
Excerpt:
Bill and Hillary Clinton: "That
marriage couldn't have been any more about convenience if you
installed a Slim Jim rack and Slurpee machine
in the basement. And an illegal land deal in Arkansas?
It's Arkansas! What's that mean to us out
here in the real world?"
Al Gore: "Bush has his deficiencies,
but I'd rather he be in there than Gore right now. Gore is such an
eager-to-please, micromanaging, I-don't-really-know-who-I-am-at-the-core
sweat act, he'd be more
hysterical than a drag queen trying to
return a pair of shoes without a receipt."
When Clinton won in 1992, Dennis Miller was so cool, funny and
hip,
he landed the job of hosting the MTV Inaugural Ball.
A quote from that night:
"Well, kids, we've replaced the rusty
family sedar with a hot,
new convertible, and we've
thrown out the Lawrence Welk
8-Track and put a Zeppelin
CD in the super-hot car stereo."
...but then a guy came along with his checkbook and Miller turned ditto-monkey.
We
are at war
by
Ken Carman
It's not declared, but that's what the propaganda
says.
But who is the enemy?
Is it Osama?
Bush says that doesn't matter.
Is it the Taliban?
What Taliban?
Terrorism?
Would even an idiot be so ignorant as to
not know one could NEVER
defeat all terrorism, not to mention Bush's
other goal, "All evil?"
Yes, we are at war, with ourselves.
Have you noticed, according to this administration,
we are suppose
to shut up, certainly not be critical,
all for the glorious homeland?
Have you noticed they almost automatically
attach the guilt trip to
anyone who won't support their partisan
causes, no matter HOW unrelated?
Have you noticed the loss of rights, citizens
encouraged to spy and
report on each other, shredding of the
Constitution and comments like,
"How dare you say that, especially after
9/11?" Have you noticed that
their goal is to shut us up with both words
and legal means?
Yes, we are at war. We are at war with anyone
who disagrees
with the Bush agenda.
And it's going to get a LOT worse.
Bart, you wanted to know who "Rich" was
(on one of the bush/chimp pictures).
ALL of those pictures are from http://www.bushorchimp.com.
I assume Rich is the creator of the page.
Rich does great work.
Reminder: Joe Conason is daily now at Salon.com
Subject: No Ax to grind? Give me a f-ing break!
I am sitting up in the bleachers watching all
of you "ax grinders," LMAO!
All of you political hacks are of the same hue
- sick green, so put a sock in it!
There is not a dimes worth difference in any of
you politicos irrespective of party,
philosophy or position. All any of you want is
pure, raw, naked power and nothing else.
So cut out all of the bullshit!
Spud1254
Spudboy, I agree.
That's why we do the comedy thing here at bartcop.com
(I hope you don't mind - I corrected the spelling and added punctuation.
I wanted the others to have a clue what you meant.)
Mail Bag
Dear Bart,
I am a trucker and haven't been able to keep up
with your site as much as I used to.
I wish you were on the radio.
Anyways, when I get a chance to check out your
website, it makes my day.
I must meet the other like-minded people in Vegas.
Enclosed is a check for $150.
Please reserve a ticket for one person and $50 for misc food, whatever is available.
Hugh V
Hugh, you hit the nail on the head.
Besides whatever big stars might showing up, the big attraction is
being in a room
free of ditto-monkeys, a room where people have no hate for blacks,
gays or the poor,
people who can speak for three minutes without moaning "The rich need
tax relief,"
and all the other crazy crap we hear from the media 48/7.
See you there, Dude.
Also: You other truckers out there - come the last week of September,
check the board
to see who needs a load taken to Las Vegas, LA, Phoenix, whatever,
then drop in.
