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Quotes
"You know, [Bush's Middle East policy has]
been wholly empty. He began by saying
I was going to disengage. Now he wants
to micromanage the timing of the Israeli
defense forces. And I was struck watching
our president with the British prime minister.
Bush is in so over his head, he looked
like mini me standing next to Shaquille O'Neal.
He has no clue what he is doing.
-- Paul Begala, talking like a Democrat
is supposed to talk about an illegal moron president
Young Bush boy in way over his head, Team Smirk appears clueless
Suicide
Bomber Blows Up Bus, Kills Eight Israelis
Excerpt:
A suicide bomber killed eight travelers
on a bus in Israel Wednesday as a fierce Israeli
offensive raged on in the West Bank, dealing
another blow to Colin Powell's peace mission.
In Madrid, the United States, the European
Union, Russia and the United Nations called on
Israel to withdraw its forces immediately
from Palestinian cities in the West Bank.
In the news...
The government's case Rep Traficant (D-votes
R) went to the jury Tuesday with
the congressman brandishing a roll of toilet
paper while furiously proclaiming his innocence.
"I'm going to leave this with you, because
that's all they have," Traficant told the jury,
glaring at the prosecution and placing
the tissue before the panel as he insisted that
the case was nothing but a flimsy government
vendetta to "get Jim Traficant."
"They want
to put me in a cage,
but I'm too crazy to be convicted.
Give me $800."
Subject: Just another compliment!
You're doing a great job as usual Bart, one problem
that I see for the near future:
Your calling the moron 'weak and stupid' may
turn out to be the highest compliment the fool will get.
Where are the Democrats? Have they joined bush
and company?
Mr. Bob
Bob, the Democrats have gone AWOL like Smirky did in 1972.
The Democrats got together and decided they wanted to praise Smirk
the Thief.
I can't explain it.
Looooong before Sept 11th, they were kissing Monkeyboy's ass and asking
"How high?"
It's a really sad time to be a Democrat.
Little
Rock federal judges wanted Kenneth Starr investigated
Their request, and its denial, have been kept secret.
By Doug Smith
March 22, 2002
Excerpt:
In 1999, Francis Mandanici requested an
investigation of Kenneth Starr for possible conflict of interest
and other improprieties in the Whitewater
investigation. Federal Judge John F. Nangle of St. Louis
- a staunch Republican, like Starr - not
only denied the request in 2000, he derided Mandanici mercilessly,
saying Mandanici's allegations were "nonsense"
and "ridiculous," and he threatened disciplinary action
against Mandanici, not Starr.
What Nangle did not say, and what was not
revealed to the public until this month, was that six
federal judges in Little Rock, Democrats
and
Republicans, also had asked for an investigation of Starr,
and Nangle denied their request too. Nangle
put the judges' request for an investigation of Starr, and his
denial of the request, "under seal," meaning
the proceedings were unknown to the public. Unknown, that is,
until March 6, 2002, when Robert Ray, issued
a public report that mentioned the judges' seeking an
investigation of Starr, and Nangle's rebuff.
The files themselves are still sealed, so it's not known if Nangle
used the same intemperate language on the
district judges as he did on lawyer Mandanici.
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Unclean Sweep
Are
you kidding me?
Powder
Used in Anthrax Attacks 'Was Not Routine'
from the formerly reliable Washington Post
Excerpt:
The Bush administration had previously
disclosed that the anthrax powder contained silica
-- a chemical known to have been used in
the U.S. germ warfare program in the 1950s and 1960s
-- but not bentonite, an
additive in some Iraqi biological weapons.
Some details of the new findings were reported by Newsweek in its April 8 edition.
Yeah, but bartcop.com busted this scam way back in October in Volume 646 - So Like a Rose
Bentonite is a HALLIBURTON (Cheney)product.
Want proof? www.bentonite.com
Why is the Washington Post keeping that vital information out
of their article?
Why is it the Post's duty to protect Vice President Oil Man?
Why is Newsweek thrilled to have a "scoop" we ran six months
ago??
Did Halliburton (Cheney)
sell Bentonite to Iraq?
And now it's become their
excuse to attack Saddam?
Doesn't
anybody care?
...Unka Dick was
right.
They won't even
try to stop us!
My
Quest to Get Laid
by Maureen Dowd She hates
everybody - today ...it's herself!
..
Excerpt
At the opening of "The Sweet Smell of Success"
last month, a successful
New York guy I know took me aside for a
lecture that was anything but sweet.
He said he had wanted to ask me out on
a date when he was between marriages,
but nixed the idea because my job made
me too intimidating.
Men, he told me, prefer women who seem malleable
and overawed.
He said I would never find a mate, because
if there's one thing men fear,
it's a woman who uses her critical faculties.
Will she be critical of absolutely everything?
ha ha
Of course Dowd would be a total harp-fest on a date.
All she can talk about is her hatred for Hillary Clinton.
...she hates everybody!
It happened again!
Today's issue is so totally jam-packed with great stuff,
it was simply too hueueueueuege to fit on one
page!
So, I had to rip out the entire middle section, similar to the
Houston doctors who....
well, we'll give that one a rest today, but even you non-Jews
shouldn't passover
this extra bonus issue that's not repeats, not
retreads, but first class drivel!
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for the special, extra, new, bonus footage of today's bartcop.com
Talking to Judy Woodruff from CNN, Jon Stewart said:
"Watching Fox, that's like watching the Cartoon Network. Fox is nuts."
Helen A. Handbasket, Harper's Week in Review, The Worried Shrimp,
Why Jenna Bush can't say "No," to booze, while Barb Bush gets
a Brazilian Bikini Wax - at her age?
New York Mayor Bloomberg loves his drugs, The Singapore Sex Test
(Oh, My!)
Nightline, Pam Grier, Ozzy dating Greta Van Susteren? (Oh, My!)
There's always something good at 
Does the Israeli army read bartcop.com?
Israelis
irritated by Bush's "barking"
Full
True Story
Excerpt:
West Bank (Reuters) - Members of an Israeli tank
brigade waging an offensive in the West Bank
found a unique way to show how they felt
about the U.S. president -- they adopted a stray dog
and named it "George W. Bush".
"He's a cowboy," one soldier said as the
brown pit-bull terrier prowled an Israeli hilltop
encampment overlooking the city of Nablus.
"He barks a lot," said a second.
"But he's useless," another chimed in.
ha ha
He's BuBu, the dog-faced boy!
"You just
committed a terrorist act, Funnyboy.
Hidden
in The Patriot Act is a provision that
makes
parody illegal while we're rootin' out terra.
When
is my new torture complex going to be ready?
I
need to teach this BartCop character some manners."
Don't forget to check 
There are tons of stories, including Stripper Accuses Tyson Of Assault!
Quotes
''I'm not sure if it needs fixing.
Our Constitution is a model for the
rest of the world,
why would we want to fiddle with it?''
The country's electoral system has
worked well for 200 years.
It's been one time it didn't work.
Nothing man creates is perfect.''
-- Clarence "Slappy" Thomas, saying the wrong man is in the White House.
Subject: Bush Popularity Holding Astounding Levels
Hey Bart,
Print this. This is reality, not the weenis opinions you have.
My opinions are not weenis.
Democrats better get ready to get their asses
kicked this fall, especially when it
comes out that we killed Osama bin Laden and
he is being kept on ice until October.
So, you admit Bush is lying when he says he doesn't know where he is?
I can not believe how frustrated you and your
fans are grasping at straws in recent issues.
Kind of driving each other nuts with frustration.
Funny for us to watch.
Bill Folkner
Well, it's easy for your side to win when we refuse to fight.
Yes, it's frustrating. If your side didn't hate blacks, gays and the
poor,
I'd consider coming over.
By the way, have you met Lanny?
David Walters wants Jim 'Pissquik' Inhofe's seat - and ass
http://www.waltersforsenate.com
Juliefest Update
Would you like to be a sponsor of Juliefest2002?
Here's how that works - security is going to cost Julie $360.
But if YOU wanted to sponsor Julie's security detail, you would
get a nice
personal note (not an e-mail) from Julie that would probably
say something like,
"Thank you, (your name here) for seeing
to my safety on my big night."
that would be worth framing and hanging in your den or
on your desk at work.
People would constantly be saying, "How
do you know Julie Hiatt Steele?"
There are also various transportation costs
(not mine) for this event.
Would you like to be a $300
transportation sponsor?
We're going to have flowers for Julie $200
and a giant cake $80
The pro photographer is probably $200
and the videographer has expenses,
so if you'd like to sponsor some costs
for Juliefest, which will mean more money
will get to stay in her pocket, write to
us at juliefest2002@yahoo.com
We have more $100 tickets - bring a friend!
PayPal your $100 per ticket to bartcop@bartcop.com
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...you'll never forget the day you met Julie Hiatt Steele - slayer of Kenneth Starr.
What a
difference a brain makes.
Day FIVE of Bush engaging
the Middle East problem
Sharon
Defies Bush
US President seen as weak and stupid
Summary:
The
Bush boy: Withdraw immediately!
Sharon:
I might pull back in a symbolic town or two, but
no
snot-nosed, never-worked-a-day-in-his-life frat boy is going
to tell me
how to protect Israel, so don't care what you think, errand
boy...
This Just In...
Israel-Lebanon Border Fight Erupts
Excerpt:
Hezbollah guerrillas in Lebanon fired more
rockets and mortars on
Israeli outposts in one of the biggest
cross-border attacks in two years.
In retaliation, Israeli warplanes repeatedly
raided suspected guerrilla positions.
Could America's foreign policy possibly be any more rudderless?
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