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Quotes
"Lewis can characterize it as a fight between
good and evil.
I think he is forgetting that the boxing
ring is what we call the killing floor.
He's knows he's getting in the ring
with a killer."
--Stacy McKinley, Tyson's
trainer
..
"I
mo bite you!"
Dan Rather was Right
Excerpt:
He accuses the news media of not being
aggressive enough to penetrate the fog of vagueness
obscuring the information coming from the
White House. Rather argues that the reluctance of
the White House press corps to fight for
substantive answers from the Bush administration has,
in effect, turned some of the country's
top reporters into mere stenographers repeating Bushite spin.
The entire White House press corps has turned into "Steno Sue,"
for the Unelected Fraud.
They're all being good puppies so the Bush takeover will succeed.
Dee Dee Ramone found dead
This weekend...
You have the biggest boxing match since Tyson-Holyfield,
the exciting run for the Triple Crown by War Emblem,
World Cup Soccer is doing something,
Stanley Cup Finals, if you're a northerner,
the French Open, if you like tennis,
Baseball interleague play - Home Run king Barry Bonds at Yankee
Stadium
Good thing we have 
to keep up with it all!
.
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I'd like to see VISA lose the $5mil, wouldn't you?
Subject: Trickle Down Economics Still Not Working
It should be no surprise that Bush's "trickle
down economics" is not working.
It did not work for Reagan nor for the first
Bush administration. At some
point the public has to wake up to the fact that
the wealthy will not share
or play fair, no matter how many tax cuts they
receive.
The NASDAQ which once reached the 5000
level
during Clinton's terms, is
currently valued at 1500
and heading to zero. We need to return to the days
of Clinton, peace and prosperity and non stop
personal investigations.
Jim in Rochester, MI
I'm old.
I wish I was younger.
One of the ways I trick myself into thinking that I'm not really that
old
is doing kid stuff like watching the certainly worthless MTV
Movie Awards.
The Bush Family Evil Empire's got nothing on MTV in the bullshit
department
But I have to confess:
Four or five years ago, MTV was maving a horrible, we're-all-too-old
kinda night,
when "Hole" grabbed the stage by the ass and gave it some rock n roll
attitude.
I don't even like Hole, least I don't remember liking them,
but they brought a dead
room full of Hollywood record big dogs to their feet that night, so
I cheered 'em.
Last night, Kelly Osbourne, Ozzy's daughter, rocked the house doing "Papa Don't Preach!"
ha ha
She really tore the roof off the dump, too.
I thought Eminem was good, too, but Kelly stole the show.
Ozzy couldn't be there, because he's partying weith the f-ing Queen
of England!
When he introduced Kelly, via satellite, he said "Fuck me, she's
my daughter!"
ha ha
Dan Quayle is right - Ozzy is a role model for all families!
.....
If you missed Kelly doing Madonna on meth, you missed something good.
Sharon held her face in her hands in a panic mode, Jack looked bored
as hell.
But when it was over, Mom rushed the stage and Jack threw his hands
up in victory.
Good for him. Not many boys pull for their sister at that age.
Kelly had a tight, kick-ass band, and she provided the whole rock star
thing.
The dude turning knobs put a metallic, 40s-radio tinge on her voice
that was perfect!
Because of their best-comedy-show on TV, I felt like I knew Kelly,
so I was kinda pulling for her to do good, as a friend.
Like Opie, she grew up in show business, so just maybe she knows
what she's doing.
We watched the replay 6-8 times - she did great.
Kelly the rock star. What a world, what a world.
The Truth about Kyoto and the Rush Lie
They read it in Oslo.
They read it in Algiers.
They read it in Humboldt County.
...bartcop.com
Is Major League Soccer fixed?
Hey, don't laugh!
I saw you rolling your eyes, but when will you learn?
Soccer will go nowhere until the US wins the World Cup.
There is money to be made, so why would you doubt a fix?
Haven't you learned anything about greedy American capitalism?
Cheney
doing ads?
Is this
legal?
is
always worth a read.
Subject: Lone Black Persons at Julie-Fest
Hello Bart,
Just
read Sara T.'s letter about the lack of diversity at Julie-Fest.
I feel I should add my two cents since I was
one of the two people of color who attended.
I see this website as dealing primarily with
politics. Sometimes that entails gender, sometimes
race, sometimes class, sometimes wealth, but
only as it pertains to politics. Hate to bust her bubble,
but linking to black writers will not draw more
African Americans to this site. African Americans
do not support their own sites in adequate numbers.
I'm not going to be the stick to beat up on
black folks for not protesting more about what
is going on in Washington.
Have
learned we all need to be our own leaders, and act proactively in our own
way.
It does sadden me that the group of people who
know government abuses first hand,
and are fully aware that when Americans begin
losing their constitutional rights instinctly
know which group of Americans will be affected
disproportionately, don't even vote in
large numbers. Really sad when remembering
the 60's and all the Freedom Riders, all
the Americans who fought for the Voting Rights
Act, all the sacrifices that were made,
lives lost - sad to see the extreme indifference
now. There are some beacons of light.
Aaron Magruder for one. I'm surprised the
Bush white house has not had him exiled or worse.
Stick
to politics. Irregardless of sex, creed or color, we all should be
united with one goal.
Rid the country of the idiot savant who occupies
the white house and stop the fascist policies
of the Grand Hypocrisy Party.
G. Rita T.
P.S. I had a good time at Julie-Fest because
it was great talking with
people
who shared similar viewpoints regarding politics.
R Kelly
R Kelly says he's innocent of child rape (I didn't know
he was Catholic)
because the man in the tape is NOT him.
Meanwhile, his attorney says R Kelly is innocent because
the girl
in the tape is much older than the 14 years the police reported.
But if R Kelly's not in the tape, how does his lawyer know the girl/woman?
R Kelly, you should probably shut the hell up and let your attorney do the lying.
Subject: FEMA and 911?
Hi Bartcop,
I'm sure you've heard that in an interview on
CBS with Dan Rather, Tom Kennedy
of FEMA said that he and his team were DEPLOYED
to NYC on late Monday night
and were the first team there, ready to help
come Tuesday morning, 9/11. He later said
"No comment " when asked by other reporters,
what he had meant by his statement :).
Have you heard anything further about this?
Angela
Angela, yes, there are dozens of unanswered questions about September 11th.
Like Bush's going AWOL, his cocaine bust, his secret children, his complete
arrest record etc.,
the whore press refuses
to ask simple, basic questions of the man who hijacked our vote.
That's one reason I'd enjoy possessing a bigger hammer.
If I got a half-million hits a day, if I had a budget, if I had a radio
show,
I'd be asking those questions again and again and again
until I got some answers.
But as long as money trumps the truth,
as long as the greedy Washington press whores call the tune,
those questions will never be asked or answered.
What
took so long?
Cheney's Halliburton reign thick with crude accounting and
glaring contradictions
by Molly Ivins
Excerpt:
"When you consider all the time and ink spent
on Whitewater,
the neglect of the Cheney-Halliburton
story is unfathomable."
The whore press was paid millions to fabricate Whiutewater, Paula
Jones,
Juanita the Unraped, Gennifer Flowers etc etc etc, but nobody
is paying for
a Bush scandal so the press just sits on their thumbs.
These days, they're paid to NOT ask any questions.
They're paid to praise the illegal, illegitimate, bastard boy
king.
Have you checked out the chat yet?
Who lost his election bid to a dead man?
Who put robes over the statues of liberty and justice?
Who would rather prosecute pot smokers than find terrorists?
Who sings about freedom, but takes it away from everyone else?
Who flew on private jets in the months up to 9/11, but said, speaking
as the
lead investigator of all investigations by the U.S., he doesn't have
a clue why? .
Who would subvert a state's right by stopping terminally-ill Oregonians
from
choosing a death with dignity, but still can't catch the Anthrax terrorist?
Who said he'd enforce the laws as they stood, not enforce the laws in
his
fundamentalist, homophobic, racist little pea-brained head, thereby
lying at
his confirmation before Congress and the American people? .
Please, let us introduce you to ...John Ashcroft.
..
"That shit
isn't funny.
Somebody's
getting tortured for that unfunny pack of lies!
This
is Field Marshall Ashcroft calling in a Secret Torture strike
against
any and all readers of bartcop.com Send the big chopppers
because
this BartCop fella probably has 6-8 dozen readers.
By
all that's holy, we'll torture some patriotism into these liberals!"
Note: I did not intend to steal this. It was sent
to me as text from a dead trees magazine.
The original
can be seen at gunguys.com/other/ashcroft.htm
bartcop.com
regrets the error
Teary Monica excused from jury duty
Who said it?
"I do better when I'm coming from behind."
Laura the Unloved, to Bill Balance
in 1990
George Herbert Herbert Bush,
to John Major in 1992
Ron Jeremy, to Ginger Lynn in
1988
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Quiz Answer:
Ten years ago today: President George H.H. Bush, who met
with John Major
at Camp David, Md., voiced confidence he would win re-election,
but embraced
the role of underdog, saying, "I do
better when I'm coming from behind."
Quotes
"I'll take his f-ing life. That's what I'll
do. I'll give my best to destroy him.
I just want to put my hand thru head
head and his brain. I want his brain
to come in contact with my fist. I
want to damage his brain!!"
-- Bite
Tyson, carrying the torch for the sweet science
..
"I
mo bite you!"
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When
News Doesn't Make the News
All reporters need to question what they're told
by Steven C. Day
Excerpt:
"The Bush administration, like others before
it, provides reporters with information
and inside access that is critical to their
jobs. By all accounts, Bush himself also
provides them with a much-appreciated salve
to their well-developed egos,
by handing out nicknames and engaging in
friendly chit-chat. In exchange,
the reporters disseminate the administration’s
point of view to the public."
President Pinhead has a good puppy press!
They always do what they're told or Bush might not call them
by their nickname ...and then where would they be?
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