Excerpt: President Bush defended his vice president's
business record saying he was
confident his Securities and Exchange Commission's
investigation of Halliburton
would show Cheney did nothing wrongwhile
serving as chief executive.
ha ha
Of course Bush's hand-picked loyal toadies at the SEC will
find nothing on Cheney.
Just like when his daddy's SEC found nothing wrong with Junior's
EZ check out
just before Harken's stock went into the toilet = absolute zero.
Background: A hundred times, Rush has called Scott Ritter a "true
American hero," "trustworthy beyond any doubt," and
"as smart a man as you could have in any position."
Why?
Because Scott Ritter called Clinton "weak" against Saddam on
weapons inspector issues.
Well, Mr. Smart-Trustworthy-Hero has some words for the Ignorant
Chimp:
Hey, Pigboy! Scott has an opinion on the stupidest president in history, too
Scott
Ritter: Bush could not do more for al-Qa'ida From a speech by the former US weapons inspector to the Great
Britain Iraq Society,
in central London 18 July 2002
Excerpt: "You don't
allow a friend to drive drunk.
We have now got a drunk at the wheel of America;
Britain needs to take the keys away from him."
ha ha
I swear I did not co-write that statement.
The whole world knows Bush is a broken handjob, but he owns the
good puppy press.
Thanks to Al Gore, we can still pass messages (so far) without
Ashcroft's permission.
Soon, the Internet will be deemed "an evil-doer enabler," and
we'll need
an Ashcroft-OK'd ID card to speak to each other online.
...and you don't own even one gun?
Trafficant
Late, blames Reno for His Crimes
Click Here
"Give me
$800 or I'll make
your hair look like mine."
Excerpt: "I have enough sense to realize what's going
on," Traficant shouted from behind a table
where he sat alone in his defense, fighting
the possibility of becoming only the second
House member since the Civil War to be
kicked out.
"They railroaded the hell out of me and they're
doing it to millions of people around
the country and the country's fed up with
it."
No, Jim.
We're fed up with you, your toupe and that "Beam me up," crap
>From the 7/15 NY Times:
"It is not that humans have become any more
greedy than in generations past. It is that the avenues to express greed
had grown so enormously."
And those "avenues" can be succinctly put
into a single word: deregulation.
God damn Newt Gingrich, the "Republican
Revolution", the Contract on America,
and the rest of these greedy sonsofbitches.
Matt H
Subject: BartFest 2002
Hey Bart!
Would there be any way of getting somebody
like David Brock, Joe Conason,
Dan Perkins (Tom Tomorrow), James Carville,
or Michael Moore?
Hell, we're going to Vegas - can we get
a Vegas headliner (or soon-to-be headliner)
to kick back for a Saturday night and party
with us? Just wondering.
As far as I'm concerned, just going to Vegas
is enough of a reason to party - but getting
some politically cool cats to address the
events going on right now would be a bonus to the trip.
As long as they talk before the really
good tequila comes out...
Tom
Tom,
We are in negotiations with such people, but I'd need to pay
their airfare and rooms so we may be have to have that jump in price that I hoped to
avoid this time.
But anyone who gets in for the $75
(before the price jump) won't have to pay more.
Subject: Messers Begala
and Carville: homeland insecurity
AG Ashcroft's ongoing plan for TIPS,
and all the rest of his neoStalinist infrastructure:
especially if it is the case that they
will accept heresay and circumstantial reports, will these reports
be covered under the Freedom of Information
Act, and will individuals be able to find out if they have
been reported on, and challenge false information,
as we can on our credit reports?
If not, ask Messers Tucker or Novak to explain
how this is different than Bulgaria under the Communists.
Choose 1 of the below: 1. Didn't know: incompetent and
nonfeasant
2. Knew: dereliction of duty
3.
<none known>
If you chose 1 or 2, it's Impeachment time!
mark roth
Chicago, IL
Subject: Nazi
Are you a saying than Limbaugh is a socialist?
Nazi is short for National Socialist.
If Limbaugh is a Nazi, then he must be
a socialist.
Mark Oaks
Member in Good Standing
Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
If I wanted to say "Rush is a socialist" I would say "Rush is
a socialist," but he's not.
He's a stinking Nazi bastard.
It was important to ascertain the name of the Coyote Cafe partner.
John Mo won, and gets a free shot of Chinaco Anejo
in Las Vegas on Sept 28.
Congratulations, John.
May the shot have whiffs of baked apple and mango.
This is a multi-facted flashback.
First, read my restaurant review that caused the furor.
Note: This story connects to that one and that
one.
If you hate the travel stories, you might pass, but travel stories
mean I had days to link ideas and form sentences instead of minutes.
When the Internet Literary Award Committee asks for a link, I'll
give 'em this one.
Excerpt: ...but isn't he the nicest man?
He had every right to slam me with bad
words and threats of a big, bad lawsuit, but instead he showed some humor and
even invited the enemy for cheap tequila!
Justin, next time I'm in Las Vegas, I'll
come by for dinner and drinks!!
And everybody should try the fine food
at the Coyote
Cafe!
So, maybe we should drop in on our good friend Justin that
Friday night?
Reminder:
Joe Conason is daily now at Salon.com
It’s time for...”Guess which Bush is in Jail!” Click on Noelle for more details.
from
Plus
Angelina Jolie - Is her marriage frozen or on the rocks? Jenna's drinking problem, and check
out Marty's links.
It seems to me you are an ass kisser of
Bill Clintons.
Yeah a guy gets into office for 8 years
and just when he leaves the country goes to shit.
Yeah I think only an idiot would say it
is the Republicans fault.
Coleni,
Your first sentence is inaccurate.
Your second sentence is accurate.
Your third sentence is inaccurate
You admit America went to shit under The Chimp.
That's all I needed to hear.
Excerpt: I have continued to win the confidence
of the spouse, who goes by the name ‘Wendy’ although I have yet to
check her papers to see if this an alias
and if they are legally married. ‘Wendy’ invited me into their house on
Monday morning while ‘Harold’ was quote
at the store picking up some cat food unquote. I used the
grazed-knee-from-falling-off-my-bike trick
to gain admittance. Whilst the aforementioned ‘Wendy’ was upstairs
looking from some Neosporin cream, I managed
to take several photographs which I have attached, as follows:
1. A “Free Nelson Mandela” poster prominently
displayed on the inside of the door to the storage cupboard in
their basement. Why would
a real American want a Brazilian terrorist released from jail in upstate
New York?
2. A Menopauser, one of those candle holder things
that the Jewishers use at Christmas. We must be careful of cults.
3. A box marked as being from “www.ePrescriptionService.com”
This contained several bottles of blue pills.
ha ha "menopauser..."
When you file your TIPS report with Patriot Ashcroft,
send us a copy so we can all fight terra together.
Bartcop, I couldn't have put it better than Pam
did in her letter to you!!
I've been watching this clown putting the U.S.
at risk ever since he stepped into the White House.
He has been giving the finger to every enemy
and every ally in addition to every American citizen
and has done it even more since Sept. 11th.
For a long time, I've been saying he should be impeached
for putting the U.S. in grave danger.
What a mess! I'm with Pam; if I were employed,
I'd bring on the Chinaco, too.
As Country Joe said in the 1960s, "whoopee, we're
all going to die."
By the way, thank you so much for the JuleFest
Tape!
It made me finally feel like I was a part of
it. It was so great!!
Maria
Maria, thanks.
Tapes are still available.
PayPal to bartcop@bartcop.com Or snail mail to
PO Box 54466..Tulsa,
OK 74155
BartFest2002
- Party of the Year
Oddity.
We have more people confirmed from east of the Mississippi
than west.
What does that mean - got any ideas?
Your Jesus flag is insulting.
Being patriotic under this administration is
hard enough
but now you put this make believe bogey man on
the flag.
Is that supposed to make us do the pledge according
to your religious beliefs?
Get fucking real!
Don Maggard
Don, you got me, Dude.
I didn't know if I should open this segment with a ditto-monkey graphic,
or a sarcasm alert or a toast to you with a shot of Chinaco.
When I'm faced with this dilemma, I do the shot of Chinaco...
Vic
the racist, my co-worker, is off Thursday and
Friday,
so I have to do his job and mine - not much time for the page.
One crazy Republican can shut down this page - it's not right.
If I was GOP, I'd be rich by now and could publish a full issue
every day.
Bartcop, I couldn't have put it better than Pam
did in her letter to you!!
I've been watching this clown putting the U.S.
at risk ever since he stepped into the White House.
He has been giving the finger to every enemy
and every ally in addition to every American citizen
and has done it even more since Sept. 11th.
For a long time, I've been saying he should be impeached
for putting the U.S. in grave danger.
What a mess! I'm with Pam; if I were employed,
I'd bring on the Chinaco, too.
As Country Joe said in the 1960s, "whoopee, we're
all going to die."
By the way, thank you so much for the JuleFest
Tape!
It made me finally feel like I was a part of
it. It was so great!!
Maria
Maria, thanks.
Tapes are still available.
PayPal to bartcop@bartcop.com Or snail mail to PO Box 54466..
Tulsa, OK 74155
"Hi, I'm
John Fund. I beat
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Flashback - to when Americans had a right to vote President
Clinton announces another record budget surplus September 27, 2000
President Clinton announces
that the federal budget surplus
for fiscal year 2000 is the
largest in U.S. history
Excerpt: President Clinton announced Wednesday that
the federal budget surplus for
fiscal year 2000 amounted to at least $230
billion, making it the largest in
U.S. history and topping last year's record
surplus of $122.7 billion.
Those were the days, my friends, but there were no buying opportunities
for the Bush Family Evil Empire when the stock market
was at 11,000.
We had peace, so the B.F.E.E. couldn't sell many weapons,
the Carlyle Group
was semi-inactive, there was no way they could loot the Social
Security Fund
- dark days for the B.F.E.E. That's why they
stole the White House.
They read it in Guadalcanal.
They read it in Charlottenlund.
They read it in Portland with no moving parts.
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