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Quotes
"I am scared that Democrats are … teaching
our children in the schools that the
homosexual practice is okay, instead
of using those hours to teach them to read and write."
-- "Panchito," in a
race-baiting, homophobic ad run by California's Bill Simon (R-Loser)
Are
You Better Off Now Than You Were Two Years Ago?
by Henry A. Waxman (D-Fighter)
Excerpt:
"In the 1980 Presidential debates, Ronald Reagan
asked the memorable question,
"Are you better off than you were four
years ago?" Over twenty years later, and almost
two years into the term of President George
W. Bush, this question is still relevant.
An analysis of current indicators of the
nation's social and economic well-being
shows that many are again declining."
Public
Life
by Joe Klein
Excerpt:
"That the Democrats have chosen not to discuss
the radical, unilateral torque in Bush's foreign policy—to say
nothing of Iraq—is outrageous. (That
they have delayed the homeland-security bill, and the important funding
it provides to local police and fire departments,
in order to please their labor-union base is not very pretty, either.)
That George W. Bush has refused to revise
his excessive tax cut, even though the money to pay for it has
disappeared, is equally outrageous.
That few politicians have chosen to defy the empty strategies laid down
by their parties and their political consultants
is most outrageous of all."
Whore of The Week Nomination
Excerpt:
Whore of the Week?
Look no further than Brian Williams and
MSNBC.
Subject: Minnesota news
About 1,000 people showed up in Saint Paul
tonight to drop literature for Mondale and the DFL Party.
They covered a city of 300,000 people in
45 minutes.
In Minneapolis, they had a line six blocks long.
Eric
Quotes
"So, are you ready to overthrow the fascists
tomorrow?"
-- heard on an elevator in Baltimore
Link to Mondale vs Coleman Debate
Bart,
Check this out! Mondale has NO PINK
TUTU!!!!
Remember when democrats were like this all
the time?
Anyway, he gives Coleman a Carville-style
ass whooping in this thing, so ENJOY!!!
J Long
Give me a "B!" "B!"
Give me an "F!" "F!"
Give me an "E!" "E!"
Give me another "E!" "E!"
What's that spell? "War and recession!"
What? "War and recession!"
I can't hear you! "War and recession!"
Now go vote your wallet.
Inspired by the Auburn University College Democrats.
Quotes
"They live in -- they kind of ooch around --
the dark corners of the world."
-- Moron, talking about terrorists, in West Virginia on Thursday
Yeah, "dark corners" like Hamburg, Florida,
Boston and Newark.
He's too stupid to run a lemonade stand,
much less a country.
Unless my tumor has kicked back in, we ran this last week.
But we've had so many requeats, we need to run it again.
Done by my good friend American Stranger,
AKA Mike Malloy's Long Island Bureau Chief
http://www.blah3.com/revolution.html
You gotta see this, and then show it to someone.
My girl Shirl takes Houston
Excerpt:
Garbage dispensed with many of the
coffeehouse ballads from Beautiful Garbage
and proceeded right to the rock. Looking
military-chic in her green pleated skirt,
Manson fed off the crowd's energy while
Butch Vig pounded the beat to hits
Push It and Stupid Girl.
In the studio, these songs are dictated
by electronic enhancement.
On stage the sound is much more ragged
and better for it.
Shirley Manson may be the most offbeat
and exciting woman
to lead an all-male band since Debbie Harry
fronted
Blondie.
From: Tons of people
Bart, how can you do that?
How can you go from "Save our country"
to your stupid crush on Shirley Manson?
If you don't have fun, if you don't live your life, you burn out.
I'm here for the long run.
I'll be here a year from today, five years from today, ten years
from today.
Republican "poll watchers" and pink tutu Democrats
Excerpt:
Yet the Republican operation to intimidate
would-be voters has evoked barely a whimper
of protest from the Democratic Party. This
is consistent with the prostration of the Democrats
before the Republican assault on democratic
rights, demonstrated first in their refusal to seriously
fight the impeachment conspiracy against
Clinton, then in their half-hearted effort to halt the theft
of the 2000 presidential election, and
finally in their support for Bush’s unprecedented attack
on civil liberties, carried out in the
name of the “war on terrorism.”
Mr
Rove will like us better
if we lose the Senate.
Excerpt:
This weekend, on www.Salon.com,
I'm breaking the ill news that, while the state admits
that it kept these legal voters away
from the polls, they will not put them back on the registries
-- get this -- until AFTER the election
on Tuesday.
First Bro' Jeb is in the fight of his life
-- a statistical dead heat with Democrat Bill McBride
... so the Republicans, with their hands
on the elections machinery, seem to be saying,
"What’s the use of stealing an election
in 2000 if we have to give it back two years later?"
If Jeb wins by less than 100,000, it will
be theft, pure and simple.
Remember the other day I said Palast's bombs rule?
Thanks to Sydney C in Lakeland, FL for the tip
Clip and save these phone numbers. Take them to the polls!
Especially if you live in Florida, Missouri, Arkansas or South
Dakota!
If you have ANY trouble voting or suspect problems with the ballot or how it is being handled, call the DNC:
Democratic National Committee voting rights hotline: 1-866-VOTE411
Justice Department's Civil Rights Division at 1-800-253-3931. ha ha
Quotes
"You got Bill Clinton in the state...
You gotta hate him, he kicked
my Daddy's ass.
You got Al Gore in the state...
You gotta hate him, he won the
last election.
You got Jesse Jackson in the state...
You gotta hate him, he's a nigger.
You got Al Sharpton in the state...
You gotta hate him, he's another
nigger.
...are we gonna let some damn niggers
tell us how to vote?"
-- Jeb Bush, explaining the importance of
hate to Floridians
This white-supremacy freek should lose just for this one racial
speech.
The only reason to pump up that crowd with "Jesse
Jackson" and
"Al Sharpton,"
was so Jeb could let the other rednecks know he's with them,
the bastard.
The
American Empire On Its Deathbed
by Liz Michael
Excerpt:
...what did Rudy Giuliani ask us to do
to save New York?
What did George W. Bush ask us to do to
save the country.
They asked us to shop.
Rudy asked us to "come see a Broadway show"
even though we couldn't drive
into the city without a second passenger,
and had to go through roadblocks and
search points more dense than those at
the Mexican border.
The President asked us to fly in planes
that he does not fly in,
because they are not safe enough for him
to do so.
Don't forget what the bastards did last time.
Ollie's Army Takes Grenada, Again
Excerpt:
You might not recall the invasion of Grenada
as a turning point in Western civilization,
but the Freedom Alliance has a different
view of history.
To celebrate the 20th anniversary of what
it calls "the defeat of Soviet aggression in Grenada"
and a "key to Ronald Reagan's victory in
the Cold War," Oliver North's pro-military advocacy
group is sponsoring a return invasion of
the Caribbean on the "Freedom Cruise," setting sail
from San Juan, Puerto Rico, in March 2003.
This is horseshit.
Reagan invaded Grenada to get the Beruit
Massacre off the front pages.
...and
the good puppy press covered for him, because
Reagan
kept his coat on when he got those men killed.
The genrals wanted our marines housed on ships, but Reagan personally
insisted that they stay in the city - and look what it got us.
Reagan's personal bungling got 240 marines killed,
and since he's a saint,
we'd rather lose 240 men due to his screw-up than have them come
home under Clinton.
This is a fucked up world, sometimes.
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Quotes
"Steve Largent dud-unt need sum dang poll to
tell him what ta think."
-- President Extra-Extra-Stupid, in Largent's last-minute
TV ads
Well of course Steve Largent needs help thinking what to
think.
He had to ask what "GOP" stood for when he was running for congress
in 1994.
I have an IQ of 67, (up three points since talking with Ann from
Philly)
and even I could explain most everything to Steve Largent (R-Jesus
Twin).
People of Oklahoma, can I have your attention?
Steve Largent could catch a football good when he was younger.
That's no reason to trust him with your life savings.
For Koresh's sake, vote your wallet.
And if not, vote MY wallet, OK?
Microsoft Decision
I believe that the Microsoft antitrust decision,
letting Microsoft off easy, will have a side effect to spur
Linux development. Linux - a free open
source competing operating system to Microsoft Windows - may
be the big winner in this decision. Which
operating system is better depends on what you need to do, but
Linux has one feature Microsoft doesn't
have and that's Freedom.
Many companies like IBM, HP, Sun Micro
and others simply do not want to be under Microsoft's thumb.
Microsoft is seen as a predator in the information
technology world and that fear of Microsoft is one of the
strongest factors driving it's competitors
to fund Linux development. With this court decision Microsoft
becomes even more of a threat driving their
competitors to rally around Linux to defend themselves.
It will be interesting to see how it all
plays out.
Quotes
"They hide in caves. They send suiciders out."
-- Moron, too
stupid to chew a pretzel, in New Hampshire on Friday
Why is LL Cool J working for wacky Pataki?
Bart: ...Cool J, meet J. C. Watts Sr.
Cool J: It's great to meet you, Mr. Watts.
J. C. Watts Sr. A black man voting for a Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.
Reminder
...we'll be celebrating/drowning sorrows in the chat room and on The BartCop Forum
American
Foreign Policy In Iraq
by Jon Thompson
Excerpt:
Bush needs to learn why most of the Middle
East hates America. Imperialism does not solve the
terrorism problem; it exacerbates it. Ever
since World War II, America has routinely thrown itself
into any international conflict it can
find. If it can't find one, it creates one. What arrogance the Bush
administration has to assume that the United
States is the bastion of all that is good in the world!
Quotes
"We can't have a big thick of bureaucratic
rules."
-- Moron, in Iowa, where the corn has a higher IQ
Guess who's hosting SNL on December 14, 2002?
..
Mail Bag
Thanks Bartcop.
I've been so depressed lately with the
thought of the Repugs taking control of the senate, until today
when I finally found words I could live
by on your page, regardless of what happens next Tuesday.
Those words "I don't want credibility. All
I want to do is drink fine tequila and give ditto-monkeys the red-ass."
That's something I can do no matter what.
I laughed so hard I cried.
Now it's off to the liquer cabinet for me,
to drink a shot of Chicano in your honor.
Thanks for introducing me to that too,
I don't know what I would do these days without it.
Peace and Love,
Lisa in Carolina
..
Excerpt: November 5 1942
The British attack Rommel’s rearguard position
at Fuka and breakthrough.
10,000 more prisoners are captured as the
remnants of the Afrika Korp stream westward.
The battle is now almost 100 miles
to west of El Alamein.
US forces land a large cache of machine
pistols, grenades, pistols and radios
in Algeria for the French resistance in
preparation for the TORCH landings.
Exit Polling Firm Not Ready for the Big Day
Excerpt:
Hours before Election Day, Voter News Service
said Monday it still hadn't worked all the bugs out
of a new system designed to provide media
organizations with exit polling information from voters.
As a precaution, NBC and CBS last weekend
began conducting their own joint poll.
NBC - fair and balanced.
Hey, I haven't heard from you in a while.
Drop me a line...
Quotes
"When George Foreman returned to the ring at
age 45, most people thought it was a joke.
But when Foreman knocked out the much
younger champion, Michael Moore, nobody was
laughing, except George. Mondale
today reminded me of old George Foreman. After taking
a week of tasteless cheap shots about
his age, the old lion climbed into the ring with turn-coat
Norm Coleman, and beat him like a bad
piece of meat, beat him look a barn mule.
--Paul Begala, Crossfire, 11/04/02
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Once the religious, the hunted and weary
Chasing the promise of freedom and hope
Came to this country to build a new vision
Far from the reaches of kingdom and pope
Like good Christians, some would burn the witches
Later some got slaves to gather riches
But still from near and far to seek America
They came by thousands to court the wild
And she just patiently smiled and bore a child
To be their spirit and guiding light
And once the ties with the crown had been broken
Westward in saddle and wagon it went
And 'til the railroad linked ocean to ocean
Many the lives which had come to an end
While we bullied, stole and bought our a homeland
We began the slaughter of the red man
But still from near and far to seek America
They came by thousands to court the wild
And she just patiently smiled and bore a child
To be their spirit and guiding light
The blue and grey they stomped it
They kicked it just like a dog
And when the war over
They stuffed it just like a hog
And though the past has it's share of injustice
Kind was the spirit in many a way
But it's protectors and friends have been sleeping
Now it's a monster and will not obey
(Suicide)
The spirit was freedom and justice
And it's keepers seem generous and kind
It's leaders were supposed to serve the country
But now they won't pay it no mind
'Cause the people grew fat and got lazy
And now their vote is a meaningless joke
They babble about law and order
But it's all just an echo of what they've been told
Yeah, there's a monster on the loose
It's got our heads into a noose
And it just sits there watchin'
Our cities have turned into jungles
And corruption is stranglin' the land
The police force is watching the people
And the people just can't understand
We don't know how to mind our own business
'Cause the whole worlds got to be just like us
Now we are fighting a war over there
No matter who's the winner
We can't pay the cost
'Cause there's a monster on the loose
It's got our heads into a noose
And it just sits there watching
(America)
America where are you now?
Don't you care about your sons and daughters?
Don't you know we need you now
We can't fight alone against the monster
Ho, ho, ho!
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