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They are free speech specialists.
Quotes
"Mr Bush, you need a blowjob worse than any
President I've ever seen."
-- Steve in Salt Lake City
Ashcroft
can read your e-mail without a warrant
(We lost the right to privacy when they
overturned the Bill of Rights)
Think I'm kidding?
Get a good encryption program like PGP or
set up an account
with an encrypted provider like Hushmail.com.
Me?
I'm not doing anything illegal, and I can't
be blackmailed,
so I don't mind if they read my e-mail,
but I can't speak for you.
Hey,
Funnyboy!
You
haven't read The Patriot Act.
If
I say you're a criminal - you are one!
That's
how it works now.
You,
Perkel, Lyons, MWO, Buzzflash, Conason,
you're
all
going to be kept in the same wing of
my
new secret torture complex by Halliburton.
Who's
going to stop us - the Demoncrats?
Making
Bush tell the truth about Iraq
The media has to be tougher on the president's tendency
to dissemble about his policies, and then again when he's
caught -- especially when it comes to war.
by Brendan Nyhan
Excerpt:
Bush has been protected by his reputation
for honesty, the media's distaste for complex
policy issues and -- since Sept. 11 --
his status as a wartime president. As a result, the
administration has gotten a pass when it
has used deceptive, even dishonest arguments to
sell key pieces of its agenda, most notably
the tax cut and Bush's plan to create private
Social Security accounts. And even when
serious questions about its arguments have
been raised, the White House has dissembled
wildly rather than admit mistakes or mendacity.
From: John DP
Subject: A Few Election Thoughts
First of all, it is hysterical watching
the media and the white house spin the fact that this election
is a "mandate" for Bush. Or that
this election somehow conveys legitimacy to the unelected fraud.
Or that there is such a groundswell of
support for Mr. Bush that the Democrats need to get out
of the way. A total of 41,000 votes
would have swung the election another way.
In fact, only about 21% of registered voters
pulled the lever for the Repugnicans last Tuesday night.
Yes, the evil doers got more than we got,
but a broad mandate its not. Now on the topic of Bush's
masterful command of the campaign and how
the Republicans are such fabulous politicians, that too,
is bullshit. In each close Senate
race, the winners (Coleman, Talent, Chambliss and Allard) ran as
Democrats by blurring the line on significant
issues like Social Security PRIVATIZATION, while at
the same time used hateful slash and burn
negative advertising against their opponent.
Take a case in point with Saxby Chambliss
in Georgia. How a man who avoided military service
(Chambliss) successfully paint a man who
volunteered for duty in Viet Nam and who left three of his
limbs on the battlefield (Cleland) as soft
on national defense issues is beyond me. But obviously not
beyond the ignorant crackers in Georgia.
So the lesson of the election is if you are a Repugnican and
you want to win, run like a Democrat and
demonize your opponent. Its the Republican way.
Another lesson here is to NEVER go along
with Bush. Look at what he did to Jean Carnahan,
Cleland and others who supported him on
his tax cuts for the greedy. He came back into their states
and thumped their pink tu tu asses.
Some payback.
Why in the world would you trust the unelected
fraud on ANYTHING is beyond me.
And finally, the religiously insane kept
a pretty low profile during this election, but you can be sure
their agenda will get a strong hearing
up on Capital Hill. You do not see Jerry Falwall, Ralph Reed
and the other sanctimonious pricks threatening
to split and create a new party like Saint Ralph and
the Greens. They take their lumps
when they cannot have each and every thing on their agenda,
but they stick with the Repugnicans like
glue. We could take a lesson.
Government
Hijacked
Subject: Canada
Silverdragon likes Canada because of its
health care, but I would kinda prefer someplace where
you didn't get snowed in 78% of the year.
Me and the cats are kinda leaning towards Providenciales.
They have great casinos and seafood, and I'll teach y'all to scuba dive.
die hard
Hey, not sure where that is, but there's no snow in Mexico and they have fine tequila there.
Rumor or truth?
The Pentagon has begun to administer smallpox
vaccinations to it's personnel in anticipation of
the smallpox attack the U.S. will be unleashing
through the recently created U.S. Military Department,
P2OG (Proactive, Preemptive Operations
Group). Americans, with national ID tags provided by
provisions in the Homeland Security Bill
will receive the vaccination when the U.S. government
causes the smallpox outbreak.
Subject: Don't give up
BC:
I know Tuesday was tough, but we must keep
wielding the hammer!
We lose battles, but with truth, we will
win the war!
Ain't nobody quitting here...
Quotes
"Big news from Hollywood - Jennifer Lopez and
Ben Afleck are getting married.
Ben will be serving a two-year term."
-- Dave
(Just kidding, Ben)
Ten ads for just $300
You can have every Wednesday, Thursday or Friday.
Weekends are half-price!
Don't wait, first come, first served.
Reach dozens with your message.
Subject: We're going to be rich, right?
Wednesday morning, I read CNN.com in horror,
realizing that a single party had total control
of the government. I fully expect about
3 or 4 the Supreme Court Justices to retire now so that
they can be replaced by other conservative
justices with no resistance from Congress.
As the day wore on, I had time to think
about the situation. For one, I think the people really need
to see the results of having an unbalanced
government. When a single point of view gets its way,
the results are probably going to be very
bad. For another, I'm sick of that party's whining about
how they NEVER get their way.
Ok, boys, have at it. Let's see how good "your way" is for the country.
Jessica
"In Nevada voters rejected legalized pot. I
guess legalized pot would send
the wrong message to Nevada’s young
gamblers and prostitutes.
-- Conan
Subject: Last Tuesday
After Tuesday, I have become very afraid
for our country. The first thing that popped into
mind was "without anyone to keep Bush in
check, what is going to happen?"
Then I realized that no one has been keeping
Bush in check. Certainly, it's nice to keep his
ultraconservative judicial nominees from
being affirmed, but the democrats have not taken up
any strong issue. They let the PATRIOT
act pass without a fight, and they even approved
giving him the power to unilaterally strike
(read invade) Iraq. They haven't even tried to
pass corporate accountability laws!
Where is the Democratic leadership?
(They are under a table like Bernie Shaw
in Baghdad, wetting their pants and cowering
in fear that Karl Rove and VP Snarl might
not be pleased with their rate of ass-kissing.)
Hopefully, whoever emerges as the new Democratic
leader will have backbone. He or she
will press issues such as corporate accountability.
That person will not be a "yessir" to Bush
or any other republican, and that person
will stand up for what is right.
It is time for change. The Dems have nothing else to lose... it's time to fight.
CE
Under Bush,
America is so arrogant,
we cast
our UN votes with the Nazi salute
Housekeeping
I got an e-mail from Toni
asking what we had planned for upcoming Issue 1000.
She suggested a "Best Of" issue with the best bits from
the past 924 issues, and she volunteered
to receive, colate and compile the best stuff from waaay back
when bartcop.com was funny.
If you saw a good or funny piece send the name of it and the issue # it was in to Toni at
If you want your name listed (or not) mention that to her, too.
Quotes
"Bobby Brown was arrested in Atlanta after
being pulled over for speeding and pot possession.
You can see the Bobby Brown story on
VH-1’s "Before They Were Punch Lines.”
-- Craig Kilborn
In Search of the Silver Lining
Excerpt:
Now the Senate has no brakes. George W.
Bush Inc. owns all three branches of government
- as well as the Supreme Court. America
has become that truck plunging down Moosic Street
without any way of stopping. The only difference
is that the driver is smiling."
Excerpt:
More than 60% of the American public believes
Saddam Hussein was a co-conspirator in the attacks of 9-11,
despite the fact that the Central Intelligence
Agency had issued a report concluding that no connection existed.
A majority also believe that the so-called
"death tax" will apply to them, despite the fact that fewer than 2.5%
of Americans actually possess sufficient
net worth to be eligible. Most Americans believe that the recent
recession was caused by 9-11, despite the
fact that it began prior to the attack. Many Americans believe that
the deficits projected by the government
are unrelated to the tax cuts signed into law by Bush, although both the
CBO and the GAO have concluded that the
tax cuts will greatly exacerbate the problem.
Joe Conason's Journal
Excerpt:
That leadership does deserve blame for
this defeat. And there is an honorable tradition of demanding
accountability from those who are responsible.
Gephardt deserves credit for removing himself swiftly,
and let us hope that he doesn't nourish
too many illusions about his future. Tom Daschle should probably
be next, having made the worst use of his
best qualities during the past two years. He allowed himself and
his members to be battered ideologically
without fighting back until it was far too late; he resisted bad policy
without vociferously arguing the Democratic
case to the electorate. Quiet toughness is admirable, except
when the other side is shouting every day.
Subject: I've found my new Bible
For years it has been Al Franken's "Rush
Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot."
Today, however, I picked up "It's Still
the Economy, Stupid" by Paul Begala.
I'm already over halfway through it. It
is a MUST read for all Democrats.
Using clear, irrefutable logic and facts,
Begala goes over the Clinton Miracle
and shows just who Shrub is the worst thing
to happen since, well...his dad.
B Strong
click to order
Who
Do I Blame?
by Rude Rich
...with BartCop rebuttal
Bush promised to get bin Laden.
He vowed "to bring him to justice or bring
justice to him."
That's why his approval numbers went to the high eighties.
That was 412
days ago ...and counting
Subject: Gephardt
Dear Bart:
Gephardt is resigning from his leadership
position. I have never been one of his supporters
and I agree that he deserves a lot of the
blame for what happened Nov 5. Call me a bleeding heart,
but I actually feel some compassion for
him. He has always been an advocate for civil rights and
equality and I'm not about to forget that
just because I'm angry.
I think it's time to stop taking cheap shots
against him. He did the honorable thing in the end and
deserves some respect, at least from Democrats.
Please remove him from your hit-list.
Hector
Hector, I don't plan to publish Dick Gephardt - Lying Nazi Whore
or anything...
Truth is, Gephardt and Daschle produced last Tuesday's disaster.
They are like football coaches who didn't win a game the last
two years.
They may be nice guys, but the Democrats can't afford "nice"
right now.
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Subject: Voting Machines
You published:
> Diebold - The face of modern
ballot tampering
> by Faun Otter
[snip]
> how about sun spot activity? With no exit polls,
there was no other
> feedback to conflict with the "official" results,
this allowed the Diebold
> touch screen machines to change the way election
fraud is carried out.
Yeah, well. We just have to take the word
of the voting machine companies.
Thanks to the Digital Millennium Copyright Act
you'd be looking at a minimum
of 5 years
federal time if you dig into the computer code
of those machines to look for the fraud.
99-1 vote in the Senate -- including Saint Wellstone.
Being his constituent, it's a damn shame I long
ago threw away
his letter to me defending the rights of those
nice media companies.
You could post _that_ on your site.
The sad thing is, the DMCA was just a warm up
for what government and industry have
coming down to make sure the internet loses the
freedom it has. Right to bear arms be damned.
America is already armed to the teeth.
But it's important to be educated about _technology_ rights
because a people who can't even communicate with
each other are just lone targets.
Steven S
How
Close is America to Outright Dictatorship?
by Eric Arnow
Excerpt:
Most people think America is a democracy,
but the evidence is readily available that shows
Fascist elements in the highest levels
of Corporate and Government Offices are determined
to overthrow the Constitution and our Precious
Democracy. While this essay is a very brief
statement, check out these names
and websites and do your own research.
Quotes
"In many states there were propositions on
the ballot.
In Oklahoma the voters banned cock
fighting.
Well there goes my weekend!
Now if they’d just ban it in West Hollywood."
-- Leno
Update:
A judge put a hold on the cockfighting ban.
click for more Pieman
What
to do now
by Greg Rose
Excerpt:
Stop all the talk about how the Democratic
Party ain't left enough.
That's not the problem. A left
wing party in this country will never
win elections in the current political
environment.
The US is a conservative country, like
it or not.
Well, I can agree with some of that.
If we move too far left, we'll be as successful as Dukakis and
Mondale were.
Clinton showed us the winning formula, why can't we use the trail
he blazed?
Ho...
ho...
ho!
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