Susan McDougal on Heraldo Sunday night
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Quotes
“John Kerry accused Bush of "blustering unilateralism,"
whatever that is.
Kerry is lying. Bush has the support
of the majority of the United Nations
Security Council members."
-- Rush, the prince of Propaganda
Gee Rush, really?
Let's run down the list:
China, Russia, France and Germany have all told President Warhardon
to take a cold shower.
(Like with impeachment, these crazy Republicans get singularly
focused on some nutty goal
and they can't think about anything else until they have
their orgasm and come back to Earth.)
Rush says Bush has this big "majority" behind his bloody oil
war, but besides Tony Blair,
who took his pay in silver coins, what other countries have decided
to stand with Bush?
The impressive list includes:
Cameroon
Guinea
Angola
Chile
Bulgaria
Boy, Rush is right again!
All the big, important nations are siding with us - NOT!
But just like impeachment, when 70 percent of the voters told
the pack-of-jackals GOP
to do the nations business instead of grabbing around inside
Clinton's zipper, the Bush boy
refuses to listen to the voters and America's allies.
He wants that oil
Iraq to Get Good Grade by inspectors
Excerpt:
The head of the U.N. nuclear agency will
tell the Security Council that Saddam
has done a "quite satisfactory" job of
cooperating with inspectors in some areas
but that they need more time to complete
their search.
ha ha
Chalkup another bungle by Team Smirk
The
BartCop Hex is causing the young Bush boy a lot
of misery.
How many things can Bush screw up in just one week?
He can't even get the Pentagon on his side, for Christ's sake.
Boy, I miss our last legally-elected president, the smart one.
This is the kind of crisis
Clinton could handle with ease, while fighting off a ditto-monkey
congress impeaching
him and enjoying a litle oral sex on the side. Clinton
is the original multi-tasker.
They used to whine, "But Clinton got
oral sex while he was on the phone with
some ambassador with a problem"
- something like that, and I thought "Damn, he's good."
They can scream until their lungs bleed out, but everyone knows
the whole world had it better
when Bill Clinton was at the helm. When some idiot Republican
gives tax cuts to the super-rich,
it throws the economy into a tailspin, so we lose money and import
less and other countries
feel the ripples of that supply-side cinder block Bush threw
into the pond.
Life under Clinton was so good (I'll try to get it right this
time) all we had to worry about was
parsing Clinton's words when he said "Leave
my cock alone!" and how to spend his surplus.
Backdrop
Hides `Made in China' Labels
ST. LOUIS - Someone went to great lengths
to ensure the backdrop for Bush's sales pitch
Wednesday on his economic stimulus plan
sent all the right messages — and none of the wrong.
Bush delivered his remarks from a warehouse
floor that provided a visual image for his argument
that his proposal carries economy-boosting
benefits for small businesses. The audience was flanked
on all sides by piles of cardboard boxes
— with additional piles in front of and behind his podium.
Each one of the hundreds of boxes had a
piece of paper obscuring its "Made in China" label.
A backdrop made-to-order for Bush filled
the space directly behind him, which is most likely to
show up on TV news clips of the event.
Blaring a logo of "Strengthening America's Economy,"
it exactly mimicked the real-life box piles,
down to perfectly aligned shelves.
Except the boxes on the backdrop were labeled, "Made in the USA."
White House spokeswoman Claire Buchan
laughingly attributed the clearly gargantuan
paper-affixing effort to an "overzealous
volunteer" on the president's advance team.
Horse-hockey!
The B.F.E.E. is a multi-trillion dollar crime empire,
led by a clueless monkey's handlers.
They would NEVER allow some unnamed, "overzealous volunteer"
to shape his image.
This reminds me of the vulgar Pigboy blaiming that "Chelsea
is the White House dog"
personal attack against an innocent 13-tear old girl, and then
blaming everything on some
"unnamed staffer" that worked for his TV show, but that was clearly
a lie, like this is.
But why in the world did the press decide to print the truth about the crooked fraud?
What caused them to stop helping with the smokescreen?
Why would the good puppy American press print something true about Bush?
Quotes
"You can't ask young men and women to go to
war to give up their lives
and then tell every millionaire in
this country they get an $89,000 tax break."
-- attributed to Tom Daschle - it didn't say who
he was quoting
Hurry to mediawhoresonline.com
and see what
they did to the NY
Whore Times for telling
outright lies in their review of the Susan McDougal book,
They have a link to send the NYWTimes your opinion of their hate-filled lies.
Always the diplomat, I sent this letter to the NYWT
Dear Sirs,
I expected a harsh view of the McDougal book from your paper,
but I thought you'd at least get most of the facts straight.
The "Old Grey Lady" has become an aging whore that can't be
trusted to tell the truth
Are you trying to prove something to Rush Limbaugh?
Shame on you, for taking that extra nickle to distort the facts.
But then again, you're the same sellouts who said bin Laden
didn't affect the news much in 2001.
Shame on you, a once-great newspaper,
for becoming the crack whores of journalism
bart
bartcop.com
No
Stallin' the Peace Movement
by Barry Crimmins
Excerpt:
The US military budget for the coming year
is $396 billion. The projected deficit is
$350 billion. Reactionaries always accuse
progressives of throwing money at problems.
But at the first sign of international
difficulty the right's immediate inclination is to fire
billions out of heavy artillery -- at problems
and any other poor creature unfortunate
enough to be near the alleged trouble.
Quotes
"I am not for anybody in the race for the Democratic
presidential nomination but
the moment that it looks like somebody
is going to win this thing, then I am for
everyone else getting out. I will be
so viciously for that person you will not believe it.
I will go out and campaign day and night
to clear the field. Because we really need
to get someone out there fast who speaks
for the party."
--James
Carville
BTW, keep track of the
Best
and worst Super Bowl commercials
Rumor has it the Ozzy Diet Pepsi ad win win the day.
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Quotes
"I'm saying that you were sloppy.
I am saying that people like Rush Limbaugh
are sloppy.
I am saying that people like the Fox
network are sloppy.
And I'm saying that the mainstream media
has standards,
...and you don't."
--Al
Franken, to Bernie Goldberg (R-Liar) on MSNBC's Donahue
Observation
Funny, I noticed something while stuck in traffic today.
I saw an 89 Cutlass with a cracked windshield and different colored
quarter panel
and hood, and they had a "Just Say No
To Hate" sticker on their back bumper.
And I got to thinking, ...no, really.
I don't think I've ever seen a bumper sticker like that on the
back of a BMW, or Lexus.
You don't see them on a Jagua or a Porche, because they're driven
by Republicans.
Why can't Republicans have a "Just Say
No To Hate" sticker on their car?
Is it because Rush says that's just bullshit about accepting
niggers & queers as equals?
Is that why the bigots of the GOP won't put that sticker on their
fancy cars?
Damn, there was some great stuff in last night's MIRC
chat, I copied them and put them
on today's page, but then my new Windows 98 set-up froze
and now it's in the damn shop.
Does anybody make a computer/operating system that f-ing works?
I gotta tell ya, I'm a busy guy.
When I'm doing this page I have thre mailboxes open at a time,
two Netscapes and two IEs,
maybe the chat room and, of course, I have my picture-reduction
software ready to go...
Sidebar:
You can always tell who is and who's not
dowloading girlie pictures. Sometimes I get cartoons
or protest pictures that are sometimes
2 meg in size. To give you some perspective, the biggest
picture on the page is about 40K, or five
hundred times bigger than what I can publish, which
means you don't have all the picture-reduction
software so you just might get to Heaven after all.
...so I need a powerful machine that can keep the hell up, you know?.
I imagine you're not going to believe this, but I was faster than
my computer. I'm pounding out a rant
at the speed of sound and I look up and the damn word processor
is running behind six words, and I
can take my hands off the keyboards and watch it type like it
was magic.
Hell, I had a Pentium 550, and it was sooooo sloooowww.
So, I upgraded to a Pentium something,
(Who can keep up? It's the one with two fans, or something) and IT
wasn't fast enough. Swear to
Koresh, it's possible that I spend an accumulated hour
staring at that damn hourglass everyday.
We might get two extra bonus issues a week if I could recover
that lost hour every day. I'd hate to
think that secretary typing The Gettysburg Address on Dick Van
Dyke would've done had she
been stuck with this kind of slow-ass, arcane equipment. Seriously,
I think IBM's Selectric was faster.
Back to the point:
I lost those chat room URLs about the CFR.
It sounded good, I'd like to read that - so re-send, OK?
Marty's
Saturday E! page
The Grammy Hall Of Fame
Super Bowl opens the Bob Hope Centennial
Mujibur & Sirajul closing shop
Pearl Jam on tour
Cedric the Entertainer
Suzanne Somers's Star O'Fame
Jolie's obsolete tattooes*
BBC lays off 61
a shit was beating his dog with a gun,
when the gun went off & killed the shit
Woo Hoo! Death to dog-beaters!
click
Quotes
"Our people remain vulnerable, nearly as vulnerable
as we were before ...September 11.
Our vigilance has faded at the top,
in the corridors of power in Washington, D.C., where
the strategy and resources to protect
our nation are supposed to originate, where leaders
are supposed to lead. We have relied
on a myth of homeland security — a myth written
in rhetoric, inadequate resources and
a new bureaucracy, instead of relying on good,
old-fashioned American ingenuity, might
and muscle. The truth is, we are not prepared,
we are not supporting our first responders,
and our approach to securing our nation is
haphazard at best. Somewhere along the
line, we lost our edge. We let our guard down."
-- Sen. Clinton (44) at a homeland security conference in Manhattan,
01/24/03
You heard it hear first.
The Clinton 42/44 connection is about to
be hueueueuege.
Bart
Here's a pic of the San Diego anti-war protest.
The arrow points to me
My shirt has a picture of Bush on it and
it says "not my presedent."
I got lots of praise at that rally. :)
-tom
Quotes
"...hasn't it occurred to anyone in Washington
that sending Dick Cheney out to champion
an invasion of Iraq on the grounds that
Saddam Hussein is a "murderous dictator" is
somewhere between bad taste and flaming
hypocrisy? When Dick Cheney was CEO of the
oilfield supply firm Halliburton, the
company did $23.8 million in business with Saddam,
the evildoer "prepared to share his
weapons of mass destruction with terrorists.
So if Saddam is "the world's worst leader,"
how come Cheney sold him the equipment to get
his dilapidated oil fields up and running
so he could afford to build weapons of mass destruction?"
--Molly Ivins
Behind
Blue Eyes
The witch hunt of Peter Townshend
by Alan Bisbort
Excerpt:
Pete Townshend is and always has been a
deeply conflicted man. Now his fans are deeply
conflicted about his arrest, just as we
were about the institutionalizing of pedophilia by the largest
Christian denomination on the planet. And
yet, we must find a way, as a sane and civilized society,
to get our minds around pedophilia and
sex abuse of children without becoming hysterical.
Weather
It is cold where you are?
It was 22 Saturday night in New Haven.
It was 17 Saturday night in New York.
It was 3 Saturday night in St Louis.
It was 2 Saturday nigh in Beaver Dam, KY.
A "What did Bush know?" sweatshirt would keep you warm.
front
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Quotes
"It is unconscionable for George W. Bush to
pull the ladder up behind him
when there are deserving black and
Hispanic kids who he will not give a hand to."
--Paul Begala, Crossfire,
01/24/03
Susan McDougal
o Larry King Live Jan. 29
Events:
Barnes & Noble Los Angeles (Grove),
2/6/03
Borders San Francisco (Union Square), 2/8/03
Barnes & Noble Emeryville, 2/10/03
Borders Seattle (12:30 p.m.), 2/12/03
Elliott Bay Seattle (5:30 p.m.), 2/12/03
From: J Ogden
Subject: Spooky encounter
Bart,
I had to tell you about something that happened
to a friend of a guy I work
with's best man. His name is Tom. Last
Thursday, Tom was driving his dog
to the vet and he saw a guy walking in
the snow and he offered him a ride.
He didn't think the guy was really a bum,
but he sure needed a haircut and some
newer clothes. Matter of fact, he said
the hitchhiker looked a little like Jesus.
So they drove for a while, made small talk,
then the guy got real quiet.
Tom asked him if everything was OK, but
the guy just stared ahead.
Tom asked him again if everything
was Ok, and the guy turned and stared
at him for a minute and then, with a weird
look on his face the hitchhiker said
"...BartCop Radio is coming."
Well, Tom is a ditto-monkey who's never
been to your page, so he kinda freaked.
But he kept driving because the snow was
coming down harder and he didn't want
to put this guy out in the middle of a
blizzard.
Everything was cool for about an hour and
then, withour warning the guy looked
at him again and said, "...BartCop Radio
is coming - soon."
Well, Tom really started flipping now,
so he decided to let this nut out of the car.
He checked the rearview mirror to see if
he could pull over to let the guy out and
when he turned to tell him - he was
gone!
This really happened, what do you think?
J Ogden
J, I think that hitchhiker is right.
Coming soon...
No,
no, no, no, no!
No
BartCop Radio!
Kill
him!
Kill
him right now!
Kill
them all!
No
opposition voices!
My
whims are the law!
I
rule this country and don't forget it!
The
Bill of Rights says what I say it says!
I
always get what I want!
I
wanna kill!
That
oil is mine!
Quotes
"George W. Bush ran for president saying he
would usher in an era
of personality responsibility. Today,
Wall Street's at a three-month low,
oil prices a two-year high. Think he'll
take responsibility for that?"
--Paul Begala, Crossfire,
01/24/03
Human shields are driving towards Baghdad
Really bad idea.
Bush is coming.
He's coming with all the bombs the US military can deliver.
That's a bunch, trust me.
If he backs down now, he won't be re-elected and that'll cost
the B.F.E.E.
trillion$.
I haven't read why they're doing this, I suppose it's along the
idea that "life is precious,"
but if they really believe that, why are they throwing theirs
away for no damn reason?
It's one thing to chain yourself to some doors, or live in a tree
for a year.
But going to baghdad is like laying down on the railroad tracks.
Really bad idea.
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