Quotes
"The Americans will not allow any Islamic regime
to take power in the heart of
the Islamic world unless it is a regime collaborating
with them like what happens in Iraq."
-- Al-Qaida deputy leader Ayman al-Zawahri,
who has more faith in Bush than I do Link
From all appearances, Bush is about to install,
Islamic, pro-Iranian handjobs in Iraq's government.
But if Im-Zo-Zarri says he's not, ...maybe we can
all breath a little easier.
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Big Dog attacks
Bush Monkey
How can that be when "He's on their team?"
Link
Excerpt:
Bill Clinton sharply criticised Der Monkey for the
Iraq Quagmire, Katrina, and the budget mess.
Clinton said Bush had decided to invade Iraq "virtually
alone and before UN inspections were
completed, with no real urgency, no evidence that there
were weapons of mass destruction."
The Iraq war diverted US attention from the war on terrorism "and
undermined the support
that we might have had," Clinton said
"When James Lee Witt ran FEMA, because he had been both
a local official and a federal official,
he was always there early, and we always thought about
that," Clinton said, referring to his FEMA head.
"But both of us came out of environments with a disproportionate
number of poor people."
Clinton added: "We depend on Japan, China, the United
Kingdom, Saudi Arabia, and Korea
primarily to loan us money every day of the year to cover
my tax cut and these conflicts and Katrina.
I don't think it makes any sense."
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Bush names
employee to investigate boss
This is how his scandals stay contained, press
happy to stay out.
Link
Excerpt:
Bush named one of his advisers, Fran Townsend, to lead
an internal inquiry into the
disaster his non-action on Katrina caused, the White
House said on Tuesday.
"Townsend will praise what went right and cover Bush's
ass on everything else,"
said spokesman Trent Duffy, who just missed out on the
job, himself.
"It's
fine for a pitcher to call his own balls and strikes!"
Subject: Bush Names Townsend to investigate
Katrina response
You would think the president's homeland security adviser
would have more important
things to investigate. Like, bin Laden, for example.
Here's what former CIA analyst
Michael Scheuer told CNN about Townsend: "The person
who comes closest to fitting
the job description [of being in charge of going after
Bin Laden and other terrorists]
is Fran Townsend, whose official title is assistant to
the president and homeland security adviser."
I feel safer already.
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Crazy
on Iraq, crazy on Katrina
Link
Excerpt:
Monkey's faltering performance after Katrina, like
the Iraq quagmire, show his
priorities are at odds with actions needed to keep Americans
safe, logic says.
"One of the bogus reasons that Bush gives for Iraq is
to make America safer -- and Katrina
exposed that clearly he has made us more vulnerable," said Cindy
Sheehan, back in the news.
March in San Francisco
this Saturday
March in Los Angeles
this Saturday
March with Cindy in DC
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Subject: Garbage - please keep posting
Shirley pics
I discovered Bartcop thru a link from a Garbage fans
message board.
Unfortunately I've never seen the band live - was gambling
they'd continue touring,
and play somewhere near. So it's nice to read of
your experience.
I got drunk when I read they canceled their fall European
tour,
and that Garbage is probably done after Australia.
Please keep posting Shirley pics, as a tradition - it's
a nice touch
to your site after all the gloom/doom bad news. :)
a balm
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Subject: One Nation
People who are arguing about the Pledge of Allegiance
need to think about the two words before "Under God"
- the words "One Nation". The phrase "one
nation" means that New Orleans didn't happen to "them".
It happened to "us" and "we" needs to step up and make
it happen. And in order to do that we need to
take a long hard look at the reality around us and figure
out how "we" are going to make it happen.
We have to face the tough questions about what we are
doing with our money. We spent hundreds of billions
of dollars in Iraq. Are we going to continue to choose
Iraq over Louisiana. Are we going to take the money
from old sick people by delaying their prescription drug
plan? Are we going to take it from children by cutting
Head Start? Bush has already ruled out taxing the rich
so that leaves borrowing the money from the Communist
Chinese. I think that borrowing from the Commies is not
good long term thinking.
We can't afford empty promises and poor judgment. It's
time for America to come out of the fog and begin to think.
We are being tested as a nation to see if we are worthy
of survival. We aren't just rebuilding New Orleans, we are
rebuilding the nation As a sit here on the edge of the
San Andreas fault I ask if we are really one nation?
Marc Perkel
San Francisco, CA.
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Quotes
"It is now clear that a challenge on this scale requires
greater federal authority..."
--Dubya,
on his Katrina debacle Link
Hey Monkey, have you ever met a disaster you couldn't
turn into a power grab?
But the more power you get, the worse things are
for us and the world.
Can't you just break even on the coming
disasters?
It's like every time a thousand people die, you
steal $100M.
Can we afford George Bush as our Monkey in Chief?
.
Put me in charge of the 2006 race and I'll deliver a Democratic House
and they can
impeach the crooked bastard/bungler and save what's left of our once-great
country.
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Subject: Fern on Clinton
Bart:
One thing Fern has missed in his assessment of Clinton's
performance is
how refined the rethuglican attack machine became during
that time.
More tv, more hate-radio, more paper editorials, etc.
All of these along with the aquiescence of the "liberal
media" combined to
make the average voter think that Clinton was a bad
president.
If anyone doubts this, take a look at how effective
this rethuglican apparatus has been
at making the average voter think that bush was/is a
good president. They fooled a hell
of a lot of people before the 2000 election, while I
was sitting there asking myself how
anyone could believe that monkey in a man-suit was presidential
material.
Anyway, people who can think for themselves still remember
the good things Clinton did
for the rich AND the poor...difference is, he didn't
do EVERYTHING for the rich, w
hich is the biggest reason the neo-cons hate him so much.
They want it all, and they won't stop until it's theirs.
Your Friend,
Mike D
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Subject: Somalia
Bart, it wasn't Clinton who didn't give the troops armor.
The troops didn't wear the freaking armor they were sent
over there with!
They left their body armor at the barracks and went out
into hostile territory
without it under their own volition. Maybe Clinton
should have prepared a
check list for each soldier and then walked them down
there himself holding
their hands in a big chain like a day camp at the YMCA.
Yes, 19 soldiers died in Mogudishu but they were special
forces soldiers who
should have known better than to underestimate their
surroundings like that.
Bush has lost 100 times that number and they are not
special forces soldiers.
Bush is losing grocery clerks and bankers from the national
guard who don't
have the luxury to leave their body armor behind when
they go out on mission
because they really don't have any body armor to begin
with!
-Houston on the Big Island
Dude, good point, but when I wrote armor, I meant the armored
personnel
carriers that Bush the smarter (?) failed to send with them when they landed.
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The immortal Bruce Yurgil - in person!
He'll have a booth in Jefferson Park, San Francisco, this Saturday.
That is where the march ends up and the rally begins.
Download
and print your own protest posters
If you can't get to DC or LA or SF and
you need a anti-Bush protest sign...
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It's possible the just-waking whore media might like a story
about Bush unrest in the streets.
Copy these 1.5 meg PDF's to a CD and take
that CD to Kinko's.
Have them print as many signs as you have friends to carry them.
Ask Kinkos for sticks or tubes to hold the signs, too.
Years from now, when your grandkids ask,
"What did you do to stop the BFEE when Dubya
was on his killing spree?"
you can pull these old posters out of the closet.
Subject: going to the DC rally
Hey Bart,
I'll be driving up from Myrtle Beach, SC.
If someone needs a lift, feel free to give out my email
address.
cheers,
jeff
September
11th,
His bloody
Iraq quagmire,
his double
Katrina bungle...
What does it take to get you into the streets?
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is a
...and the BFEE is making a
...with Bush's bloody quagmire.
Join
the tens of thousands
on September
24
Who Will
Call for Impeachment
In San Francisco
We will be there at 10 AM, an hour before the protest.
if bartcop people want to help or just get first
dibs on the posters,
be there
10 AM.
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we need pix of the posters being assembled in each
city as well as
general shots of people with the posters.
if it isn't someone's official job, it might not
get done at all!
squeakywheel neal
In Los Angeles
We will be there at 11 AM, an hour before the
protest.
if bartcop people want to help or just get first
dibs on the posters, be there 11 AM.
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we need pix of the posters being assembled in each
city as well as
general shots of people with the posters.
if it isn't someone's official job, it might not
get done at all!
squeakywheel neal
In Washington DC
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We are going to arrive at the Ellipse at around 7 AM
and set up near the corner of 17th St. NW and Constitution Ave. NW.
We will be there at least until the rally starts at 11:30.
To help Friday night or early Saturday morning,
contact super_steve_1234@yahoo.com
Steve needs help stapling signs to sticks, etc.
Steve will hold back some signs
for people who say, "I read bartcop"
but get there early so he can give all the signs away.
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Bart,
I'm looking forward to seeing the pictures of all your
signs.
It's hard to beat the Worst President Ever ones, but
they're all damn good.
Leanne
Leanne, I hope everybody brings a camera
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There's too much at stake.
We can't let the bastards win
Subject: Weekend with Shrl - Excellent
Trip Report
Archive it.
And please, with the links, use the "open in new window" feature.
Guess I'll have to get some Worst Prez Ever stickers.
The check is in the mail.
As always,
~Kai
Kai, I did that - it's called shirley-weekend.htm
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Wal-Mart
Denying Lunch Breaks?
They call it "capping payroll costs"
Link
Excerpt:
Lawyers representing 116,000 Wal-Mart employees in
California told a jury Monday
that the world's largest retailer systematically and
illegally denied workers lunch breaks.
"Did not," cried the Wal-Mart lawyers.
"Did too," shot back the attorneys for the downtrodden.
The suit is among about 40 cases nationwide alleging
workplace violations against Wal-Mart,
and the first to go to trial. Wal-Mart, which earned
$10 billion last year, settled a lawsuit in
Colorado for $50 million that contains similar allegations.
Typical Republican greed - stealing from the poorest of the poor.
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dearwendythemovie.com
Where does following
the party line stop?
Link
Excerpt:
So I have a question for the Bush jihadists, that shrinking
but stubborn minority that still thinks Gee Dubya
walks on water and calls down rain. What's it going to
take to make you folks stop sending me e-mails
railing at how the great and powerful Bush is being mistreated
by that darned liberal media?
It is, of course, their standard defense, akin to a
child sticking index fingers in her ears and shouting
"Lalalalala, I can't hear you!" until you stop
committing the sin of reason.
Yep,
Bush did a great job with the economy
Bush did a great job protecting us on 9-11.
Bush did a great job capturing his partner Osama.
Bush did a great job with his fake but bloody quagmire.
Bush did a great job responding to the starving darkies.
We've never had a president like Bush before.
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on the bartcop 9/24 posters
All praise to Chicago Jim and his talented team
C@, Squeaky Neal and Super-Steve
Subject: Clinton failure in Mogadishu
I think these guys have got you on this one, Bart.
I see it in terms of a baseball analogy: if a relief
pitcher comes in with the bases loaded and gives up
the hit that scores the winning run, he doesn't get the
loss, but he isn't credited with a save, either.
Clinton continued the mission, and he has to bear some
responsibility for that.
Those guys went in under Bill's watch, undeniably. But
you insist on defending him
with the characteristic obtuseness you often incorrectly
(and, sad to say, proudly) claim as "argument".
Give it up, Bart. Move on.
It's over. You lost.
Your loyal fan,
Paul in Ohio
Yep, and I lost when I said our soldiers were better than Al Qaeda, too.
You people are tough on Ol' Bart.
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Quotes
"It's important for us to learn from the storm what
could have been done better.
This storm will give us an opportunity to review
all different types of circumstances
to make sure that, you know, the president has
the capacity to react."
--Dubya, who called it a "working vacation" because
he was in constantly in touch Link
But Monkey - what can cure you not coming to work?
What can cure the stupidest politician in American history?
What can cure your hatred for the poor and minorities?
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Shirley Rocks
LA - their last gig?
Link
Excerpt:
Taking the cake, however, was the fest's only frontwoman, Garbage's Shirley
Manson.
With her bright-red lipstick (and hair!) clashing with
her black denim skirt, black net stockings
and black leather boots, Manson shook, spun and slithered
around to hit after hit.
During the instrumental breaks in "Bad Boyfriend," she
stared into the crowd and moaned.
Oh, Koresh slow my racing heart!
Nobody moans as good as Shirley Manson.
And later, she jumped off the stage and ran through
the aisles, singing the entire time.
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Marty's Entertainment
Page
'Rita'
aims for FL keys, New Orleans
Link
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Subject: Las Vegas
Bart, you asked me at the show why I did this for you...
I did it because you deserve it and because I can.
Your page has helped me understand what has gone wrong
with this country in the past 5 years and what I can
do about it.
History will prove that we were right about the BFEE
all along.
Maybe it will say that we helped save our country from
them.
Scott the provider
Dude, thanks for all you've done.
Mrs. Bart and I loved Hawaii, too.
By the way, the Fed-Ex man says your package will be delievered today.
Germán González is one of the four sons
of Tequila Chinaco's original founder,
Sr., Guillermo González Diaz Lombardo. Germán
is the current Master distiller for Chinaco.
It is likely an understatement to say that Germán
is very proud of this limited production tequila that
was produced in honor of his father and the 30th anniversary
of the inception of Tequila Chinaco.
When I said 30th anniversary came in beautiful vessels,
I was contacted by Hernán Buitrago,
the Mexico City Chinaco distributor and a close friend
of Germán González. Hernán wrote:
"... let me tell you that the case and bottle is absolutely
nothing compared to what is inside.
The tequila is just amazing. Out of this world...
once you taste it, there will be nothing else like it."
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Little 'Silvio'
Steven's speech
to the suits at the Radio and Records convention
Link
Excerpt:
So now matter what happens in this next half hour,
remember what I just said.
It's just family talking. And without any further disclaimers
let me ask the only important question
that is on my mind, and I'm sure you've been thinking
about it also, especially lately.
(pause)
When did the f-ing pussies take over?
(applause and laughter)
When? Don't you look forward to the day when your grandson
is on your knee and
he looks up and says, "Grampa weren't you in radio once?"
"Yes, Grandson," you'll reply.
"Could I ask you something," he'll say.
"Of course, my love, anything," you'll say.
"Grampa where were you when did the f-ing pussies take
over? " (more laughter)
Where were we? What happened?
Things are out of line and we're not leaving here today
until we straighten it out.
(applause and laughter)
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Subject: That's NOT what Jon
Stewart said...
I'm sorry Bart I don't have the exact quote either but I
know he said...
"The things that Dave said about the way he feels
about Johnny....
well the comics of my generation feel the same way
about him."
Or something very close to that.
It was HUGUEUEE of him to say it.
What GREAT dignity!
What a fantastic compliment!
What an honorable man Jon Stewart is.
Bob in Cadillac.
bartcop.com regrets whatever light you found between my memory
and yours.
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Today's
oil theft total
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is $66.23
a barrel
makes $132,460,000 Bush
stole just yesterday
Republicans and religio-crazies
say losing thousands of soldiers
in
Bush's bloody war is acceptable.
1900 1906
have died for Bush greed,
six more in
just the last two days
http://icasualties.org/oif/
TV Stuff
Last night, the E! Channel had Kathy Griffin and Queer
Eye's Carson Kressley
play "Likes and Yikes" with the Emmy
Award's celebrity dresses and tuxedos* -
it was a riot!
Tonight
Bones is like a funny X-Files-meets-C.S.I. That's
gotta be good, right?
House is the funniest drama currently on the air.
Former Playmate Kelly Monaco has her Dance Off with J Peterman.
Also tonight - the finale is Rock Star INXS.
God, if you have my heart attack scheduled for tonight at 9:05,
please delay that until 10 PM as help will not be available until then.
If JD wins, she's going to be mean to me all week.
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Subject: Donna Brazile
Donna Brazile was Gore's campaign manager.
During the campaign Bush visited Bob Jones University
and was getting
a lot of bad press for going there due to its discriminatory
policies.
What does Brazile get Gore to do? Go to New York and
visit with Al Sharpton.
Of all the black leaders, she picked Sharpton, and just
that quick, Bush/BobJones
left the front pages and Gore/Sharpton took their place
getting the bad press.
At the time I thought this was the biggest political
blunder of the last 50 years.
Now Brazile shows how easily led she is by seeing Bush "speak
from the heart."
Maybe shes in line for some of the action as some of
her family is in New Orleans.
Too many Democrats are too quick to compliment the enemy,
and for what reason, I'll never know.
JohnW
Bensalem
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