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"Were I to confirm or deny  tell the damn truth, I would be
   compromising intelligence information, and I'm not going to do that."
      --Sleazy, asked if we have secret torture prisons like Saddam,   Link
 
 

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Will the Lying Ever Stop?
 Humor from Robert Parry at  consortiumnews.com

  Link

 Excerpt:
Having already destroyed the credibility of Colin Powell, Bush has now eviscerated whatever trust
the world might have placed in Condoleezza Rice.  By sending Colin Powell to the UN to pitch a dubious
- and ultimately bogus - case for war against Iraq in 2003, Bush unmasked the warrior diplomat as a rank
opportunist who put his career and loyalty to his superiors ahead of truthfulness and the welfare of American
soldiers. Powell later called the U.N. speech a "blot" on his record.

Now, Rice has suffered a similar fate, appearing before European leaders and making assertions that were
known to be lies as they passed her lips.  Rice insisted that "the US does not authorize or condone torture of detainees."
She also asserted that Bush wouldn't ship a detainee to other countries "for the purpose of interrogation using torture,"
nor to a country "when we believe he will be tortured."

Since Rice's statements on Dec. 5, many mainstream American journalists have danced around 
the l-word by suggesting that Rice might have been carefully parsing her words to avoid an outright lie.

What do the words "authorize" and "condone" mean? What exactly is "torture"?
Is there wiggle room in the phrases "for the purpose of" and "will be" instead of "may be"?

But it is virtually impossible to ignore the overwhelming evidence that Bush did order the "gloves off" after 9-11.
 

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London mayor: Bush bastards are 'Murder Inc.'

 Link

 Excerpt:
Ken Livingstone, the Mayor of London, England, threw a bash for anti-war activists Wednesday and
denounced the Bush Administration as "a gang of thugs." He praised the work of those present from the
US and the UK who have worked to end the war, including offering high praise for Cindy Sheehan.

In reference to Bush wanted to bomb Al Jazeera, Livingstone said "Anywhere else we call that Murder Incorporated."
.

Damn, I wish America had a free press and stand-up politicos like the U.K. has.
We had that until Gore gave up our right to vote in 2000.
 

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Subject: Now we take from old disabled people

The United States Supreme Court ruled today the the government can garnish the Social Security checks
of old disabled people who haven't paid back their student loans. The decision against a 67 year old Seattle
man who lives in public housing who says he needs his $874 a month to pay for food and medicine.

It may be legal for America to take money from a poor old disabled man but that doesn't make it right.
It speaks as to who we are as a nation and a people and reflects the (lack of) heart of America's soul.

Marc Perkel
San Francisco, CA.
 

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Conflicting Quotes

"The captured terrorists of the 21st century do not fit easily into traditional
   systems of criminal or military justice. We need to adapt."
      -- Sleazy, doing away with the Bill of Rights    Link

"The United States has fully respected the sovereignty of other countries that
   have cooperated in these matters. The United States is a country of laws."
      -- Sleazy, calling herself a liar    Link
 
 

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Subject: Saddam's defense

Hey Bart,

I've been following Saddam's trial, and I was wondering what his defense would be.
Do you think he should call Rummy and Cheney as character witnesses, seeing as how they
had no problem doing business with him both during and after the crimes for which he is being tried?

I'd really love to see how the misadministration and the presstitutes would deal with that!
Nikki:
 

Nikki, so far, Saddam has not played the BFEE card.
I wonder what he's waiting for?
 

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Rice contradicts Bush
 Says US abides by Geneva Conventions

 Link

 Excerpt:
European foreign ministers claim that Kinda Sleazy Rice had assured the NATO allies that the United States
does not allow torture  and respects principles of the Geneva Conventions on the treatment of prisoners of war.

Contradicting her boss, Rice assured the U.S. allies "that at no time did we agree to inhumane acts or torture,
that they have always respected the sovereignty of the states concerned and even if terrorists are not covered
by the Geneva Conventions, they have still applied the principles governing those Geneva Conventions,"
Belgian Foreign Minister Karel de Gucht told RTBf radio network.
 

Did Sleazy become President while I was sleeping?
Does she have the right to overrule her boss, Der Monkey?
Is Cheney still Vice President?   He'd never allow this "no torture" policy.
Last I heard, he was still fighting for the right to drown, then revive, alleged suspects.

Who's running this circus - anybody?
 

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Ann Coulter booed off Stage
 Slut is as hated as Der Monkey

 Link

 Excerpt:
Ann Coulter cut short a speech at the University of Connecticut amid boos and jeers,
and decided to hold a question-and-answer session instead.

"I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am," Coulter told the crowd.

Before cutting off her speech, Coulter called Bill Clinton an "executive buffoon..."
 

Hey Ann, how many wars did Clinton lie us into?
How many thousands of soldiers did Clinton lie into their graves?
How many trillions of dollars went missing when Clinton left office?
How many terror attacks did we have in America under Clinton?
How many American cities were lost due to Clinton's screw-ups?

If you guy didn't own the media, you wouldn't have a chance.
 

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 Life in fucking Baghdad
   Suicide Bomber Kills 32, Wounds 44 on Bus

 Link

 Excerpt:
A suicide bomber detonated explosives Thursday inside a packed bus killing 32, wounding 44, police said.
The blast pushed the three-day death toll from suicide attacks in the capital to at least 75.
Meanwhile, the Islamic Army in Iraq claims to have killed an American hostage.

The suicide attack occurred as the bus was pulling away from the station. A man carrying a bag jumped
on the bus, apparently waiting until the last moment to board to avoid security checks.

He was challenged by the conductor but insisted on taking a seat, police Lt. Wisam Hakim said.
"He sat in the middle of the bus and then the explosion took place," Hakim said.

.
I wonder - did Baghdad have even one pre-invasion suicide bomber?
The whole country has gone to hell with America "protecting" them from Saddam.
 

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Scottie the Underbear's Daily Denial

"I did not have sex with Andrew Sullivan.
 Nobody saw us, you can't prove a thing..."
 

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Subject: Wes Clark

Hi Bart,

He's going around and getting the facts, and telling it like it is.
We could DEFINITELY use a man like this in the White House!
I remember all those Republicans talking about what a nasty man Milosevic was in Serbia.
Blah blah blah.

Clark went to Den Hague and got up on the stand, looked that murdering bastard in the eye,
and testified against him.  I saw it on TV.  He ran the air war against Serbia that bombed those
bastards until they quit murdering people in Kosovo.

That's a man who understands war and peace, and the kind of guy who I'd trust with security
and military matters.  Unlike those chickenhawks like Cheney and Bush in the White House now.

Don the Day Trader
 

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Fans remember John Lennon

  Link

 Excerpt:
Fans brought flowers, candles and memories as they marked the day 25 years ago when John was murdered.

"With the country at war, his work and philosophy seem more poignant and more desperately needed than ever,"
said Kim Polson, who said she fell in love with the Beatles when she saw them on television at age 8.

Polson recalled seeing Lennon in a coffee shop four months before he was killed.
She stuck around to listen to him talk to a colleague.

"I came to the office two hours late that morning and my boss was furious, so I said,
'Ask me why I'm late.' When I told him, he was no longer angry."
 
 

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Random Thought...

Remember this famous picture from Fascist Florida takeover 2000?
This is when Gore asked Democrats to stay away (and play nice) while the GOP
flooded Florida with congressional staffers to form mobs and threaten violence.

Al's pacifism cost us the right to have our votes counted but hey,
non-violence is the key to winning power in this world, right Al?

I believe Randi Rhodes said fascist John Bolton was in this picture.

Is he Number 8?
A decade younger and before the mustache?

Or is he Number 10, in drag?
You know how sexually confused fascist bastards can get...
 

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Subject: Reporters

Dear Bartcop, you wrote:

> "I'll respect anybody more than a news whore."

     As a former small-town newspaper reporter, who left the business a decade ago to be able to afford
simple things like cars that run, electricity, and food, I must protest your broadbrush attack on ALL reporters.
Yes, it is true that corporate mainstream journalism is generally produced by hacks and whores, but that
does not mean every reporter everywhere is hustling propaganda for the BFEE any more than the fact
that some bloggers tell lies means that Bartcop is corrupt.

     The simple reality is that most reporters really do care about serving the public and telling the truth,
and work very hard to do so for very little money. You hear about (and see) the worst ones, but please
give credit where credit is due to the unknown local press that is doing its job.

     Thanks very much for your time, and keep on hammering.
     Philimus
 

Philimus, surely you're not saying you respect "news whores," are you?
I'll bet I can name 100 media whores but I'm not sure I could name ten reporters who I respect.
 

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Subject: Two-party system

Hi Bart,
The "reason" they are bird dogging Hillary is because the Democrats are supposed to represent their constituents,
who are mainly anti-war and unrepresented. They don't want more BFEE, they want out of the Iraq hellhole.
If Hillary keeps acting like the BFEE, then she deserves to be dogged.

Bush's ratings are in the toilet, and voters are mad at all the lies, no matter which party !
I know it's difficult, but please get a friggin clue, Bart buddy.

Best Regards,
Rob Mahon
 

Rob, I would rather get rid of Bush than "give Hillary what she deserves."
Yesterday, Randi Rhodes pounded on the Democrats like she'd been listening to BCR.
(Her comments will be in BCR 86.)

...and then it hit me.

Remember, "Only Nixon can go to China?"
Today, it's "Only Hillary can remain silent," for the same reasons.

For the younger crowd, Nixon was an insatiable commie hunter. He had "street cred" with the GOP for 
hating commies more than the next guy.  That's who he was - so when he went to China, that meant something.

If McGovern had won and gone to China, they would have said, "Two commie fags kissing each other," 
but when Nixon went to China that gave the mission some weight, not unlike Clinton's "Sista Soulja" moment.

Hillary speaking up now would be like McGovern going to China - not good.
But every other Democrat who doesn't speak up is guilty and deserves to lose their seat.

They're already calling 37-year Marine Jack Murtha "a cowardly fag,"
shrapnel-still-in-his-ass Kerry was a "fag deserter" in Vietnam,
Max Cleland was "Osama's personal fag" in 2002, so why in the world
does anyone think Hillary would get any better treatment from Bush's whore press?

How can I be the only one who sees the obvious?

Do we want to get rid of the Bush bastards?
Or do we want to "teach Hillary a lesson?"
 

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Der Monkey takes no Questions
   by Gart Hart

 Link

 Excerpt:
If anyone had told me that U.S. presidents would appear only in select audiences of their hand-picked partisan
supporters, before patriotic tableau carefully designed by their "communications directors," and take questions
only from pre-screened, adoring fans, I would have scoffed at the idea of such quasi-authoritarian practices
- yet here we are. I cannot recall an event since the primaries in 2000 when Bush has gotten anywhere near
a cross-section of the American people he has been elected to represent and to govern.

And how can the press, not only protected by the First Amendment, but also heavily obligated by that protection,
not regularly report that the president has not seen a variety of real Americans for FIVE YEARS?
 

Gary, you can't really blame Bush for this. He's too stupid to answer any real questions, so they have to gin up
"safe" questions for him so he can resort to his four-word sound bites for each the few topics that come up.

And the whore press?
Do their damn jobs?
Are you kidding?

When Clinton left office, they put their balls in Cheney's blind trust.
 

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Hi Bart! 

$15 is all I can muster for now, but maybe I'll send you more after Christmas. 
Have a merry one!
Looking forward to the "WPE" stickers. 

Al
 

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I'm very grateful for the support.
Your stickers are on the way.
 

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Bumper sticker says it all

  Link

 Excerpt:
This bumper sticker heralds what is no longer a partisan sentiment. It's clear to people of all political stripes
that Bush II is a miserable failure, that he's led our nation into dark and dangerous territory, that incompetence
and deception are his stock in trade and that anyone who disagrees with him is dismissed as "un-American."
Given that Bush's approval rating has remained in the 30s for months, the vast majority of us are, in Bush's
fuzzy little mind, "un-American."

Worst President Ever?
Though historians will be the judge of that, I can emphatically state that Bush II is the worst president in my lifetime
(Bush I is not far behind). He has done something I did not think possible -- made me miss Richard Nixon.
 

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Subject: Victoria Secret..hahahaha

I LOVE your Victoria Secret Random thought!
As a "woman" I thought maybe I was missing something…like, if I had some wings, I'd be sexier??

Even found myself browsing "wings" on eBay. Hmmm…asked my husband, and funny
because I get the feeling the wings are the LAST thing he notices. Guess it all depends
which "brain" is engaged at the time of viewing!

Thanks for sharing this!!

C
 

C, several men wrote and asked my I was looking at their wings.
I thought of Butch Cassidy in Indecent Proposal.  (Never saw the movie)

I assume Demi eventually present Butch with his million dollar package
and if she was wearing a Groucho nose and glasses, he should look past that?

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 Quotes

"Certainly they celebrate Christmas. Their cards in recent years have
 included 'Best wishes for a holiday season,' rather than
 Christmas wishes, because they are sent to people of all faiths."
    --Susan Whitson, Pickles's press secretary, on why they send Godless "Holiday cards,"  Link
 

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Subject: Hillary

Hi Bart,
I really enjoy your site and observations.  

Speaking of Hillary..
Don't you think see was right on target with the remark about  'the vast right-ring conspiracy'? 

Jacksonville, AL
 

Of course she was.
The people helping Paula Jones are in Bush's closest inner circle.
They are against the people voting for their leaders, so the BFEE tampers with elections.
 

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DeLay Country - or not...
  by sometimes lefty Paul Begala

 Link

 Excerpt:
A new CNN poll says that 52 percent of the residents of Tom DeLay's district in Texas have an unfavorable
opinion of him.  Just 37 percent view him favorably. My question is:  who are the 37 percent?  Fundamentalists?

I can't imagine it.  I'm a Catholic, but I used to love going to Vacation Bible School with my fundamentalist friends.
I never heard a preacher say it was okay to help gambling lobbyists or support cigarette companies, or help
rum-makers - all things Congressman DeLay has done."
 
 

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  9/24 protest photo album

http://www.bartcop.com/9-24-05/
 

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Housekeeping

All mail outs are up to date.
None of that "six to eight weeks" crap at  bartcop.com
If you sent something, and haven't heard back from us yet,  Contact  Ol'  Bart

Also, I *have to* get a new computer.
I'm tired of waiting and waiting and waiting.
I need something fast enough to half-keep up with me.

Are those double-chip processors worth the money?

I'm trying to avoid staring at Gates's hourglass the rest of my life.
If I had a computer that could keep up, I could increase output.

Suggestions?
 

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Not quite Monkey mail

Subject: Bart - wheres your ideas? alternatives?

Dude, you have come to the right place.
I have opinions on everything and I love a good throw down.

 Link
 

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Four years later, questions remain
  by the Hillary hating, Bush-hating Village Voice

  Link

 Excerpt:
1. Where was the "National Command Authority"?
     Bush, Rummy went about their day like it was no big deal
2. Who gave the order to shoot the planes down?
     Nobody knows, and the Commission covered it up
3. What were firefighters doing in the towers?
    A ball of confusion, everybody had a different plan
4. Did anyone think the towers would collapse?
    Officers did not think the WTC would collapse entirely
5. Why was Giuliani's command bunker at ground zero?
    Rudy broke rules when he purchased new, non-working radios early in 2001
6. Why did 7 WTC fall?
    NIST stalling, reports not expected until next spring.
    What are they hiding?
7. How did the twin towers fall?
    Many FDNY personnel reported explosions at the lower levels as the top began collapsing.
    These reports, as well as "squibs" of smoke, have led to theories that the towers
    were brought down in controlled explosions.
 

But we'll never know the truth because the Democrats allowed Bush to install old BFEE
family friend Lee 'Whitewash' Hamilton as top watchdog, and whores like Kerrey caved in, too.

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 Iran leader: Move Israel
  by t

  Link

 Excerpt:
Our question for the Europeans is: is the killing of innocent Jewish people by Hitler
the reason for their support to the occupiers of Jerusalem?" said Iranian President H-J.

"If the Europeans are honest they should give some of their provinces in Europe
-- like in Germany, Austria or other countries -- to the Zionists and the Zionists
can establish their state in Europe. You offer part of Europe and we will support it."
 

This P H-J has been reading  bartcop.com!
He's trying to steal my Peace-on-Earth idea!

Jesus!  (Does that apply?)

A while back President H-J said, "Let's wipe Israel off the map,"
now he says, "I hear Paris is beautiful in the Spring?"

Years ago, I said "Relocation is better - than you killing my kids."

Unlike Bush's disaster in Iraq, Israel has the luxury of saying, "Goodbye to this Hellhole," but they won't.
 

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Stephen King shot John Lennon?
 This guy makes Michael Savage look sane.

 Link

 Excerpt:
Contrary to all reports about a lone drifter named Mark David Chapman who allegedly shot John Lennon,
you'll find ample evidence in the back issues of Time, Newsweek, and US News and Whore Report magazines 
to suggest that John Lennon was, not only politically assassinated, but that Nixon, Reagan and Stephen King are 
the three people who can be proven guilty of the crime. King being the real murderer and Chapman but a look-alike, 
paid actor misleading you with an absolute hoax, the media in tow.

Damn, I wish I could write this crazy.

This handjob called AAR this morning and said "Yoko Ono tried to murder me."
He said he hosted  lennonmurdertruth.com  and that we all fell for "the hoax."

To some degree, I'm in the expose-the-crazy-handjobs business, so I went there and 
saw his assertion that Stephen King was a murderer, so I thought I'd make fun of him.
 

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Heidi Klum in Court

         Heidi models her Okie bikini
 

 Link

 Excerpt:
Klum's Project Runway, the reality show she hosts on Bravo, pits aspiring designers
against each other in a series of fashion challenges.

New York-based designers Cynthia Rodriguez and Anne Zwiebach filed a federal complaint
alleging that they pitched an outline called American Runway to Klum's agents in 2003
 

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