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Show 93 is Up
Wednesday May 24, 2006
Volume 1770 -
Power Grab
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"Before entering heaven, (please)
George W. Bush must spend a few years in a
special purgatory where all inmates
are required to watch Baghdad ER non-stop."
--
former Senator Gary Hart, Link
Comments?
Bush Garrots
Democracy
by Robert Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
Link
Excerpt:
...after evidence surfaced about abuse of detainees
in U.S. custody, Congress enacted a law in December 2005
barring degrading and inhumane treatment of these
terrorism suspects. After first opposing the legislation, Bush
signed the law, but he then declared in a "signing
statement" that he would not be bound by the law.
A similar theory applies to Bush's claim to "plenary"
powers, which supposedly let him as Commander in Chief
brush aside constitutional provisions, including
the Fourth Amendment requirement of a court warrant based on
"probable cause'' to justify government searches
and the constitutional right to habeas corpus, a fair trial.
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in
the Internet
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Quotes
"There may come a time when I speak on that
but it's not now; I need more time
to frame it carefully if I do. In our
system, there's no intermediate step between a
definitive Supreme Court decision and
violent revolution."
-- Al Gore, saying six years isn't enough time to decide
if his election was stolen, Link
Comments?
Hastert
Gave the Dems the House
Will they be smart enough to accept it?
Link
Excerpt:
If the Democrats can finally create some message
discipline, Dennis Hastert just gave them
control of the House of Representatives in the
fall election.
In a debate over extending tax cuts for the wealthy
and corporations, Hastert justified the rip-off of the
middle class and poor with
these words: "well, folks, if you earn $40,000 a year and have
a family of two,
you don't pay any taxes. So you
probably if you don't pay any taxes, you are not going to get a big tax
cut.
Now, if you earn $1 million a year, you are going
to pay about $400,000 of taxes. Maybe you'll get a $40,000 tax cut ..."
Message to Dems: Take this quote and run
on it until the last vote is counted. You've been looking for an
opening to the working families who can swing
enough districts to retake the House, and Hastert just gave it to you.
So, if you make $40K or less, follow the Speaker's suggestion and don't
pay any taxes.
Comments?
2 in CIA
to Testify Libby Lied on Leak
Link
Excerpt:
Prosecutors say Libby learned Plame's identity
from, among others, agency officials
who will be called to testify at his trial for
perjury, false statements and obstruction of justice.
The U.S. alleges he learned about Plame from one
of the CIA officials when he went after dirt on
her husband, Joseph Wilson. Wilson shattered
Bush's rationale for war - the Iraq nuke nonsense.
Both CIA officials - including a top architect
of the 2003 Iraq invasion - discussed Plame with Libby
a month before douchebag/columnist Robert Novak
blew her cover in July 2003, prosecutors charge.
Libby has said journalists told him about Plame
- not Cheney or the six witnesses named so far by prosecutors.
Comments?
Subject: taint ourselves with
winning
When will YOU support a real alternative to these
corporate thieves?
You say an alternative can not be viable, so
what will be the tipping point for YOU?
Shprint
In theory, I support a having a lot of parties
but as long as 49 % vote GOP,
it's crazy to splinter the sane people into factions
that are guaranteed to lose.
Let's get control of the White House and congress.
Once we do that we can un-unite and fight like cats & dogs.
Comments?
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Quotes
"I understand the reporters have a job to do.
I talk to them every day.
I don't like what they write, but they
don't like what I say."
-- Murder Monkey, Link
But Monkey, that's not true - they don't write what
you say.
They write what Karl Rove tells them you intended to say.
We can't get facts from your gaggle of press whores.
All we get is cheerleading for a failed leader who got richer
by sending 2500 soldiers to an early grave.
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Quotes
"A Louisiana state Senate committee unanimously
approved a ban on cock fighting,
in what appears to be a first step
in outlawing gay marriage"
--
Amy Poehler, SNL season ender
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We Widely
Distrust our Leaders Bush
It's tough to trust a lying, thieving
murderer
"I am not!"
Link
Excerpt:
A new poll confirms Americans are distrustful
of leaders across the societal spectrum.
Three out of four (75%) said they trust government
less than they did five years ago,
No, that should read,"Three
out of four (75%) said they trust Bush less than Clinton."
There is no "government," there is only the crooks
who make up the government.
Just 5% said they think corporations do right
by the consumers they are in business to serve,
and only 25% feel the reporting is fair and accurate
in the newspapers and network news.
Nearly 60% said they believe the "state of honesty
in America" today is in poor shape
(18% said it is in the worst possible shape).
Comments?
Three Brits were held for two
years without charges at Gitmo.
They were eventually released, without hearing formal charges.
June 23rd The
Road to Guantanamo
See what Bush has done to America.
See it before Bush bans it.
Subject: Monkey proposes missile
shield for Europe
Bush proposes exporting the non-working missile
shield (star wars) to Europe to "protect" them.
I saw it on BuzzFlash and immediately thought:
"I wouldn't let that madman in here with missiles in his pocket!"
Tell Bartcop & he'll embarrass the bastards
by figuring the BFEE plot out before the ink is dry.
Monkeyspeak: Make nice you guys, I got
a gun to your head.
Bryan in Austin
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Yes, I'm
calling them Racists
by Molly
Link
Excerpt:
Last week, Bush visited Arizona., to tour a portion
of the border by Border Patrol buggy.
Maybe Jorge was doing a little measuring for
the $3.2-million-a-mile fence the Senate
recently approved, which I guarantee will be
really helpful.
Are they insane? As Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano
observes,
"Show me a 50-foot wall, and I'll show you a
51-foot ladder."
Meanwhile, Republicans in the Senate have constructively
declared English the national language.
That'll fix everything.
Every foreigner at our borders will stop and say:
"Gosh, ma foi! English is the national language here.
Good thing to know. I'll begin speaking it immediately."
Yes sir, you want a solution, call a Republican.
Comments?
A Sudden
Taste for the Law
by Bush's employees at the NYWTimes
Link
Excerpt:
It's hard to say which was more bizarre about
AG Gonzales's threat to prosecute The Times for revealing
Bush's illegal spying program: his claim that
a century-old espionage law could be used to muzzle the press
or his assertion that the administration cares
about enforcing laws the way Congress intended. Gonzales said
on Sunday that a careful reading of some statutes
"would seem to indicate" that it was possible to prosecute
journalists for publishing classified material.
He called it "a policy judgment by Congress in passing that kind
of legislation," which the executive is obliged
to obey."
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Subject: Bush the crook
2004: Bush appoints former ChevronTexaco
lawyer as chairman of the Federal Trade Commission.
2006: Federal Trade Commission clears oil
companies of price fixing.
Doug
...while the press looks the other way and the
Democrats fear that Mr. Rove wouldn't like it
if they pointed that Bush appointed his
friend, a crooked sheriff, to guard the money in our bank.
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Clinton's
Marriage is MY F-ing Business
by Patrick Healy (R-Handjob) at the NY Whore Times
Link
Excerpt:
When the subject of the Clintons comes up for
many sad and lonely assholes these days,
Topic A is the state of their marriage — as tho
it was anybody's goddamn business.
Sadly, losers and pricks tend to live their lives
thru the lives of winners.
Desperate-to-lose Democrats say it is inevitable
that in a campaign that could return Bill to the
White House, could cause some voters to be concerned
or distracted by the man who gave us
eight years of peace and prosperity, as tho that
distraction wouldn't be damn welcome.
Comments?
The NYW
Times vs the Clintons
Link
Excerpt:
When the New York Whore Times prints a news story
in its own private code, as it did with today's (above)
Page One article "Clintons Balance Married and
Public Lives," veteran readers grope through it, sentence by
sentence, in hopes of piecing together the article's
true meaning. Even the headline of reporter Patrick Healy's
piece appears coded. It alleges a Bill and Hillary
"balance," but, specifying no fulcrum upon which the relationship
firmly rests, it invites the reader to conjure
up a wobbling teeter-totter.
The story claims that the "state of their marriage"
is "Topic A" for "many prominent Democrats" without ever saying
how or why it ranks so high. And who are the
many prominent Democrats? If they are many, why aren't they
represented in the piece? Or do Healy and his
editors count "one, two, three, many" when enumerating their subjects?"
The whore Times has hated our best president while covering up the crimes
for the worst.
The Old Gray Lady is a toothless whore who sold her dignity and reputation
to the BFEE.
Comments?
Subject: question
Can Gore win the black vote from you-know-who
in the primary?
The reason I am asking is because I think the
black vote will decide the race
(and the conventional wisdom is that you-know
who has it sewn up).
Ask your black readers who they think would win
the African American vote
in a heads up primary battle between Gore and
you-know-who.
(Withheld)
I notice you didn't ask for my opinion...
I
have an opinion about that, Bart!
Bart, I own DumpJoe.com
Heres a picture taken at a Lamont event
with Markos of Daily Kos and some other Bloggers.
I'm the guy holding the Bartcop sticker
Subject: BCR Show 93
Hey Bart;
I am glad you are out there doing what you do.
Listened to part one of BCR #93.
Your bit about gays (and having to start each
day), had me spewing coffee all over my keyboard.
Part Two seemed to be just music...listened for
a few minutes and moved on.
It sounded like King Crimson-inluenced rock.
Part Three I do not think was too good.
Your inability to comprehend that part of
the "sucker" instruction had me calling you a
dumbass (maybe it was the Tequila?).
Parker1
I will not confirm how much tequila disappeared during that show.
Part Two had 36 minutes of talk, but yes, that was a mistake that Tommy
would usually catch,
but he was in Vegas last week so I had to fly solo for BCR 93.
That was something from ther
first Styx album, and I apparently hit "save file" when I should've
hit "saved selection."
But also, Randi Rhode's four hour show is 2:20 without the commercials.
Is a four minute (accidental) rock song that hard to tolerate?
Thanks for the feedback.
When it includes criticism I know I'm getting the real thing.
Comments?
Worst
Liar Ever
Subject: snopes.com
Snopes can be trusted on some things, but they
are also right wing as hell.
Just look at their page devoted to Bush myths,
it makes him sound like a saint...
-Andy in Missouri
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Subject: Arianna's right
I think Arianna's right. I am a republican
doing my best to get the idiot in the White House out of office.
I voted for Gore in 2000 and Kerry in 2004 and
they both let me down.
You know why? Because they didn't fight until
the end.
Now Al and John are out speaking their minds.
Clinton's wife, (for all of her positive qualities
will more than likely get my vote if she runs in 2008) is falling into
the same trap as Gore and Kerry. The people
who will scream the loudest if she calls Bush an idiot are
those who wouldn't vote for her anyway.
Hannity, Fat Boy, Wild Bill will jump up and down and denounce
her and Bill, but so what? Who gives a
flying f--- what they think. Since when it is bad politics to tell
the truth?
Lord knows that we could us some in Washington,
D.C.
Concord
Dude, I'm going to keep re-reading that until I understand.
Comments?
Marty's
Entertainment Page
always
has good stuff.
Don't Tell
'Em You Know Me
by my good friend William Rivers Pitt
Link
Excerpt:
Randy "Duke" Cunningham gets busted for taking
bribes from defense contractors who wooed him
with money and whores. Those defense contractors
were looking to get contracts within the intelligence
community and they got them. This went on for
years and appears to have involved a whole roomful of
Republicans who sit on incredibly important House
committees.
How is this not a glaring
national security issue?
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Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is $71.76
a barrel
makes $143,520,000
Bush stole justyesterday
...add to that, Iran pumps FOUR
M barrels a day.
Once the sick bastard invades, that's 6 M barrels
a day
times today's oil price which is
$71.76 a barrel
makes $431,560,000
dollars Bush will steal daily
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
...and what did it cost us?
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Subject: oil spills
BC, two little known facts about the Exxon
Valdez oil spill in Alaska.
What
Florida beaches could look like
1. They still have not paid
the fisherman for damages, many have sold their obats or died since the
spill.
2. On June 1st another deadline passes.
There was $100.000.000 set aside for further
damages unknown at the time of the spill and clean up effort.
I believe the president or the governor must
ask for the money to be spent or it is gone for good.
Let's see if the liberal media covers this at
all.
My money is on neither public servant sticking
up for the people, environment, or state.
Tom
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"When a policeman comes to your door, he may
be there to question you, accuse you, arrest you,
or point something out to help you
stay safe. When a fireman comes to your door, there's only one
reason he's there - to pick you up
and take you out. I think that's the reason there is such a
forgiveness when a fire fighter is
doing something maybe he shouldn't be doing."
-- Denis Leary, "Rescue Me," talking about fire fighters
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300 words
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"Anybody see Madonna's show here in L.A. last
night? During the concert, she condemned Bush,
she spoke out about third world poverty,
she dry humped a bunch of guys in leather pants...
It takes courage to go after Bush in
front of an audience of gay Hollywood men."
-- Jimmy Kimmel, searching for a joke that will get him a laugh,
Link
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Subject: KKK in Arkansas
Bart,
This isn't an offshoot of the KKK. This
is the Harrison Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.
This is the "true Klan" - and there is a Supreme
Court ruling dating back to the 1800's
that allow a Court to direct a Jury to find against
them - based upon the history of bad acts of the "true Klan."
http://www.splcenter.org/intel/map/hate.jsp?S=AR&m=4
GROC
GROC, I spent years in Arkansas and yes, the Klan is really big there.
That's why the facsist dogs who impeached Clinton had so much help
from the locals.
There are still towns in Arkansas and Oklahoma where a black
family dares not visit.
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Subject: 14 Points of Facsism
The link to "14 Points of Fascism" has got to
be one of the most informative links you have ever provided.
If ANYBODY ever tries to tell you that America
is on the right track or tries to defend anything this
corrupt administration is doing, just show them
this list with it's infinite links to important information.
Fascism can, and does, happen here.
I
have saved the link and I am sending it to everyone I know.
Keep swinging the hammer Bart.
Don
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Avril Lavigne
goes Mainstream
Angry punk replaced by bankable star
Link
Excerpt:
Britney took the Intercourse-Free-way to Slutville.
Avril took the Alternative-Girl Express.
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