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Quote of the Day "I'm prepared to kick their ass from    one end of America to the other."      -- John Kerry, (D-Coward) threatening          the Swift Boat liars two years too late, Link     John, how could you be so damn stupid? You can't be that stupid - can you? The fight was in 2004, John. And two years after your surrender  you claim you're ready to fight? Go away, John.  Your career is over. We don't need any more cowardly quitters.

In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Pressholes Screw Up Ann Richards dies  Iran report 'dishonest'  FCC: Hide the facts The Whore AP Random Thought  Next Gulf of Tonkin  Why Bush can't win Scarlett Johannson

Quotes

"I just got an e-mail from a friend that said, 'Hey, does your
  new car have a flight attendant?' That's not a bad idea."
    -- Rush the vulgar Pigboy, who has to pay for it because women 
        can't stand to be with his smug ass unless she's highly paid
 
 

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Press Bigwigs Screw Up, Again
  by Robert Parry

 consortiumnews.com

 Excerpt:
Novak calls Armitage's recent depiction of their July 2003 conversation "deceptive" for suggesting
that Armitage's leaking of Plame's identity was innocent and inadvertent, when Novak recalled it as
intentional and even calculating.

Yet, for the past two weeks, major Washington journalists have been treating Armitage's account
as the gospel truth and, further, as proof that Bush got a bum rap on the Plame-leak scandal.

This misplaced "conventional wisdom" extended from the Washington Post's editorial pages to
virtually every major TV chat show - and even touched off another round of personal attacks by
Bush allies against Plame's husband, Joe Wilson, for having dared to stand up to the President
over his false claims that Iraq sought uranium ore from Niger.
 
 

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Call-me-a-liar Quotes

"I just don't spend that much time on him...to be honest with you ...
  I'll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him."
      -- President Murder Giggle on Osama bin Laden,  March 13, 2002, Link
 

"There's kind of an urban myth about how this administration hasn't stayed
  focused on Osama bin Laden. Forget it. It's convenient throwaway lines
  when people say that."
      -- President Murder Giggle calling himself a liar,  Link
 
 

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Gov. Ann Richards dies
 Monkey called her 'a lesbian' to win

 Link

 Excerpt:
Two years before she was elected governor of Texas, Ann Richards electrified the 1988 Democratic
Convention with a keynote speech in which she joked that the Republican presidential nominee,
Der Monkey, had been "born with a silver foot in his mouth."

A longtime champion of women and minorities in government who was serving at the time as Texas
state treasurer, she won cheers when she reminded delegates that Ginger Rogers did everything
Fred Astaire did, "only backwards and in high heels."

Richards died Wednesday at 73 after a battle with esophageal cancer. Her single term as governor
had ended in a 1994 defeat to The Fake Texas Ass, who went on to steal the White House in 2000.
 

Clinton escorts Ann Richards' casket
 'She had had a big heart, big dreams,'

 Link

 Excerpt:
Clinton tearfully escorted a flag-draped casket Saturday carrying former Gov. Ann Richards into
the state Capitol, where she will spend the next two days lying in state before her funeral and burial.
Clinton delivered poignant and at times funny recollections of the woman he called 'spontaneous,
unedited, earthy, hilarious.'...Clinton called Richards 'Texas on parade.' "For 30-plus years, that is
certainly what she was to me and Hillary," he said. 'First she was big: big hair, big bright eyes,
big blinding smile. She also had a big heart, big dreams, big, big dreams.'"
 

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Nancy Grace kills woman
 Crazy woman harpied to death

 Link

 Excerpt:
Two weeks after telling police that her son had been snatched from his crib, Melinda Duckett found
herself reeling in an interview with TV's famously prosecutorial Nancy Grace. Before it was over,
Grace was pounding her desk and loudly demanding to know: "Where were you? Why aren't you
telling us where you were that day?"

The next day, Duckett, shot herself to death, deepening the mystery of what happened to the boy.
"Nancy Grace and the others, they just bashed her to the end," Duckett's grandfather said Tuesday.
 

When Cali murders Scott Peterson, she can claim a second victim.
Does that make Nancy Grace a serial killer?
 

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Subject: standing up to Bush

People have been wondering why the Republicans poll numbers are going up lately. 
Is it that Bush has become more popular? Does the public like secret torture camps? 
I don't think so. 

The reason Republicans are doing well lately is that they are finally standing up to Bush. 
Republicans finally get it that Bush has led America in the wrong direction and the people 
don't want to go the wrong way anymore. 

When it come to standing up to Bush, 
maybe the Democrats can learn something from the Republicans?

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA
 

I predicted years ago that when someone finally stood up to Bush it would be the GOP.
I knew it would happen because the Democrats are too scared to speak, much less act.

How pitiful are the Democrats that we have to wait for the GOP to save us?

      "We will not speak against Dubya, our great president!"
 

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Quotes

"Bush goes to Capitol Hill to lobby for torture. He rarely visits Congress. So it was a measure
  of his painfully skewed priorities that he made the unaccustomed trip yesterday to seek
  permission for the CIA to make people disappear into secret prisons and have information
  extracted from them by means he dare not describe publicly."
      -- WaHoPo Editorial,    Link
 

Why would they write such an editorial?

For the last six year, Bush hadn't had a better friend than the lying whores at the Washington Post.
Like Andrew Sullivan, Maureen Dowd and a lot of others - they PUT the murdering torturer in power
with lies, and now that their boy is ruling like a drunken king on the final stages of syphilitic madness,
they wonder how things got to be this bad.

If you sons of bitches had just given us the facts, we wouldn't be here. President Gore wouldn't have 
ignored the PDB that said, "Osama is coming" and Gore wouldn't have invaded Iraq to get 2688
soldiers killed - but you bastards refused to tell the truth and you sons of bitches are still lying to us.
 

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IAEA: U.S. report on Iran 'dishonest'

 Link

 Excerpt:
A recent House report on Iran's nuclear capability is "outrageous and dishonest" in trying to make
a case that Tehran's program is geared toward making weapons, a senior U.N. official has said.

The letter says the GOP report is false in saying Iran is making weapons-grade uranium at an
experimental enrichment site, when it has in fact produced material only in small quantities that
is far below the level that can be used in nuclear arms.
 

Can the GOP win in November buy getting us into a third war to lose?
 

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Random Thought...

Because the BFEE had wood for Iraq's oil, every handjob in the Middle East is ready to jihad.
At the Vatican, Joey the Rat said something stupid about Muslims and, like Der Monkey, he's never wrong,
and he's not going to apologize.  (He apologized to the people who "misunderstood his remarks.")
The Pope doesn't seem to have compassion - that's bad in a Pope.

So because of the BFEE, the Muslim Nation wants Joey the Rat hanging from a tree.
A old nun was murdered in Somalia, they say it was a message to Joey the Rat.

(Bart does a shot)

Do we live in a world where Bart is smarter than the president,
and, when talking to his people, more honest than the Pope?
 

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Quotes

"Bush has given up on finding Osama Bin Laden.  I'm surprised that the news media
  has not made more noise about Bush's reign of terror. As of 9/13/06, he has murdered
  a minimum of 44,000 people. Some sources estimate the total to be as high as 49,000.
  That's 17 times more deaths than Bin Laden is responsible for."
    --Celestial Reasoning, about Dubya, "The Biggest Terrorist of All Time",  Link
 
 

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Bush's FCC Orders Study Destroyed
 Study said big media hurts news

 Link

 Excerpt:
Bush's FCC ordered its staff to destroy all copies of a draft study that suggested greater
concentration of media ownership would hurt local TV news coverage, a former lawyer says.

Sen. Barbara Boxer received a copy of the report "indirectly from someone within the FCC who
believed the information should be made public," according to Boxer spokeswoman Natalie Ravitz.

Adam Candeub said senior managers at the agency ordered that "every last piece" of the report
be destroyed. "The whole project was just stopped - end of discussion," he said. Candeub was a
lawyer in the FCC when the report was written and communicated frequently with its authors, he said.

Boxer said she was "dismayed that this report, which was done at taxpayer expense more than
two years ago, and which concluded that localism is beneficial to the public, was shoved in a drawer."
 

Boxer is "dismayed?"
If she was a fighter, she'd be "outraged" and screaming like crazy.

But since she's a Democrat, she's just "dismayed" so we can drop the whole thing now.
 

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Random Thought...

Once again, I was told at the Tequilafest,
"Bart, your page is better when you write stuff, instead of linking to news stories.
  You should do more of that, and less of that."

I get that, I really do.
But time refuses to be my bitch.

It takes about 12 hours to do a page.
If I only have 9 hours that day, corners must be cut.

On the left of the see-saw, there's quality.
On the right, there's quantity.

If I upload a page at Noon, it's OK.
If I upload that same page at 2, it's a much better page.
If I upload that same page at 4, it's twice as good as the Noon page.
If I upload that same page at Noon the next day, 
it might approach an off-night for Jon Stewart.

Would fewer, better pages be worth it?
 

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Subject: I hope you lose your shirt

Then you can and will devote all your considerable talent to this page and your radio show. 
Gambling is a seriously stupid endeavor and one of the only things that I disagree with you. 

Dave in Milwaukie, OR
 

Dave, if you gamble and win, is it still stupid?

Renting the Celebrity Suite and hoping people show up is a gamble.
Quitting your job to depend on the kindness of strangers is a gamble, too.
You can't make it thru the day without gambling, so you might as well learn to do it right.
 

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The Whore AP

 Link

Whore AP says: Bush wants 'clarity' on interrogations
No, that's NOT the headline.   The headline is, 
Bush attacks Warner, McCain and Graham

Friday, Bush basically called those three senators "fascist appeasers," or Democrats.
Turns out, it's not just France and the Democrats and the rest of the world who think that Bush
torturing anybody he wants until the end of time is a bad idea.  The idea is so goddamn bad,
Der Monkey has been rejected by his own party - the military wing of the GOP.

My good friend Jeffery Toobin said Bush is playing "Chicken" with the GOP Senate. He said W said,
"Do things my way or we stop interrogating Al-Qaeda and whatever attacks happen after that
  is on YOU, the fascist appeasing GOP Senators Warner, McCain and Graham."

Der Monkey is running out of options and he's attacking his political allies.
Will the GOP impeach Bush?
While the Democrats stand by wetting themselves in fear of Mr Rove?
 

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Subject: Republican lies

How can the right wing go from "Osama's no big deal. He's just one guy,
killing or capturing him won't make that much of a difference,"

To... 

"If Bill Clinton would have killed or captured Bin Laden when
he had the chance 9-11 never would have happened?"

So, which is it?
It's hard to figure out what these people want.

Lonnie S-S, Michigan

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The Longer the War, the Larger the Lies

 Link

Excerpt:
It was a double feature. Bush's 9/11 address on Monday night interrupted ABC's "Path to 9/11"
so seamlessly that a single disclaimer served them both: "For dramatic and narrative purposes,
the movie contains fictionalized scenes, composite and representative characters and dialogue."

    No kidding: "The Path to 9/11" was false from the opening scene,  when it put Mohamed Atta
in the wrong airport and on the wrong airline.  Bush renewed his pledge that "we would not
distinguish between the terrorists and those who harbor or support them." Only days earlier,
he sat idly by while Pakistan surrendered to Islamic militants, signing a "truce" and releasing
Al Qaeda prisoners. Not only will Pakistan continue to harbor terrorists, bin Laden
probably among them, but it will do so without a peep from Mr. Bush.

    No need for the facts; This is a country where MSNBC offers in-depth journalism about
Tucker Carlson losing a dance contest and where conspiracy nuts have created a cottage industry
by arguing that hijacked jets did not cause 9/11 and that the Whitewash Commission was a cover-up.

Those "conspiracy nuts" exist because we know Bush is lying about 9-11.
What secrets about 9-11 must remain hidden?
If Bush was innocent, why couldn't he testify under oath?

When Clinton was suspected of having a girlfriend, he had to be put under oath,
but Bush couldn't be bothered and now almost 6,000 Americans are dead.
 

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Subject: President Weasel

Bush uses weasel words to conceal what he really means. When Bush talks about "The Program"
he means secret torture camps. When he says that he doesn't understand the Geneva Conventions,
it means he does understand them and that torture is illegal. When has asks for "clarification" he really
means redefinition of the word torture so as to pretend that torture is somehow legal. He says that he
doesn't want CIA professionals to be tried as international war criminals, but I think that he is the one
who is worried about being tried as a war criminal because he clearly understands that secret torture camps
violate international law.

Last time Bush tried to redefine torture it lead to Abu Ghraib prison
where Americans were torturing people and got caught. As a result they

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
 

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Why Bush can't win

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As the elections approach, Bush has launched his latest propaganda campaign, claiming that it is our
duty to fight "Islamofascism" -- a meaninglessly broad term that conflates secular insurgents in Iraq,
al-Qaida-inspired Sunni extremists, Syrian Alawites and Baathists, Palestinian nationalists, Shiite
leaders in Iran and Hezbollah fighters in Lebanon.  Those who don't sign on to this, Rumsfeld charged,
are "appeasers."  This kind of rhetoric has always worked for Bush. In fact, this is an insultingly
simplistic formulation that, by failing to distinguish between different types of groups, not only
would keep us bogged down forever in Iraq but threatens to enmesh us in new quagmires.
 

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Quotes

"Republicans raise the specter of a Judiciary Committee headed by John Conyers,
  a banking committee steered by Barney Frank and a tax committee led by Charlies Rangel
  Some call it a tired scare tactic with more than a whiff of bigotry because Republicans often
  point to gay and black Democrats who would lead committees."
     --New York Whore Times reporter Carl Hulse, Link
 

 The Democrats could fight back (should I even bother to finish?) by saying the GOP
 doesn't have that "problem" because they don't allow blacks or gays in their party.

 But they won't - it takes courage to fight back.
 

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Subject: I am a monkey

Hello,

I just wanted to thank you for your immature and obviously jealous input which clearly shows 
a lack of confidence and low self esteem. Keep it up! Every time you and your liberal groupies 
open your mouths it helps the cause.

You mean Bush turning Amerikka into a Fascist terror that invades other countries?
 

In fact, its simple minded folks like you that are ensuring that conservatives win at the ballot box. 
We'll win in Nov 06 as well. 

Yes, as long as crooks program the Diebold machines, that will happen.
 

I know you like to tell your selves that you are winning right up until election night and of course 
virtually every media outlet and polling institution will help you to delude yourselves but this year 
the same thing will happen again; we'll win again.

I agree.
If the Democrats continue to ignore the crooked voting machines, they'll lose again.
Funny how the exit polls show the Dems winning, but the crooked machines disagree.
 

You liberals will then spend the next 2 months rationalizing all the reasons why we won again. 

No, it takes me less than a minute to recognize the problem.
 

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Subject: Hillary Kisses Wingo Ass Again

Hillary Clinton calls Bush assassination movie "despicable" 9/17
 Alto the Ass
 

Dude, she's going to be president.
Of course she's going to shun the "Let's murder Bush" movie.
You want her to cheer the movie because that's a stupid thing to do.

Besides being crass and classless, since she's going to be president,
cheering for the Bush movie would give them an excuse to make a
"Let's kill President Clinton" movie in three years.

You're not like, ...stupid, are you?
 

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Our Next Gulf of Tonkin
  by Brent Budowsky

 consortiumnews.com

 Excerpt:
For the first time in the history of our Republic, the coming election in November is nothing less
than a national referendum, in which the American people will be voting whether to pursue,
or prevent, the next dark and unalterable road to tragic and unwise war.

For the first time in the history of our Republic, a Congressional election is nothing less than a
national referendum on whether America will, or will not, be governed as a vibrant two-party nation,
with three effective branches of government, as envisioned by our Founding Fathers.

We are up against mighty forces of power from a media machine that has been built for 30 years
while our side has given close to zero. Not only the unprecedented apparatus of partisan Government
media power. Not only supplicant television so extreme that even a publicly traded network, using
publicly owned airwaves, promotes a propaganda film weeks before a historic election.
 

Note: consortiumnews.com  is the most important site on the internet

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Subject: May I have a banana?

you are a neanderthal Personally i would rather be locked up for weeks
without my day in court than have another repeat of 9/11 and if you
would rather have another 9/11 you are a selfish prick

Tucker Wiech
 

I hope your wish comes true, 
but why do you think the torturers would let you go after "weeks?"
 

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Quotes

"Democracies have no business running secret prisons. That's what our
  enemies do.  Real security begins with remembering who we are.
  We gain nothing by adopting  the methods of our enemies."
    -- Bob Schieffer, who lied to help Bush steal the White House,  Link
 

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Bush wants to torture

 Link

 Excerpt:
It's so annoying to read the American whore press as they dance around the real issue on
"terror suspect interrogations." They use every euphemism in the book. Bush seeks "clarity"
on interrogations. Bush wants "wider leeway" in interrogations. Bush wants "tougher interrogations."

Tougher interrogations, my ass.
Bush wants to torture people.
I wish Sam Kinison was around now to shout at the reporters,
"Say it!!! Just say it!!!!"
It's torture.

Remember how hard Bush fought against the McCain amendment against torture?
Then when they lost, Bush signed a "signing statement" saying they could torture
detainees anyway. Then the Supreme Court told him that he must abide by the
Geneva Conventions -- which is the law of the land (this land!).

Now, he's back at it again. Challenging the Senate to allow him to continue torturing people
despite the Senate's bill and the Supreme Court decision. Man, this guy just loves torture.
He can't get enough of it. Now, normally someone would be embarrassed to lobby so hard
in public for something so clearly despicable. But Bush doesn't have to worry about that,
because he has the press to cover his ass.
 
 

Thank Koresh for the internet.
Where else can you read the unvarnished truth?
The whore press keeps covering for Der Monster.

We all know he wants to torture people.
He likes it - he gets wood just thinking about it.
 

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TV Stuff

We watched Studio 60 last night.
It seems destined for greatness. 
I expect it will have a long run.

But it's West Wing without Martin Sheen.

Same writer, same director, many of the same stars, but no Sheen.
He's being punished for being right about Bush's bloody quagmire.

That's not right.
 

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Trip Report - 1 of 3

"How weak the mortal frame..."
  -- Robert Plant, on tour 1977,
 

I'm glad I don't live in Vegas.
In Vegas, you wake up and do shots.
Who can live like that?

It started Thursday, I think.  I told the gang to look for the Okie rube in blue canvas shoes
near the Poker Room at The Palms around sunset. It went smoother than a Halliburton no-bid.

As we were moving towards the Ghost Bar, there was 12-15 hookers all lined up near the front door.
They were all gathered in a small area - a whole gaggle of hookers.  I'd never seen that before.

Now, the Palms doesn't allow hookers at their front door,
so maybe they were shooting a Kid Rock video.

I asked, "Who's got a cell phone that takes pictures?"
No one did.
Who knew the Bartcop crowd was so tech-challenged?
Damn, that would've looked killer on the page.

We adjourned to the roof and enjoyed the view, some spirits and some conversation.
The cocktail waitresses wore different outfits than those pictured in the sexy billboards.

They wore all white - and they had black lighting so that made the white fabric look funny.
The outfits and the girls were kinda naughty, but kinda classy, too.
You can be sexy without being vulgar.

Sometimes Vegas does that right.

Mass quantities of adult beverages were consumed.
It was a great start to a great weekend.

(More tomorrow)

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Scarlett Johannsen
 Victim of the Hartnett curse

The Black Dahlia
Lucky Number Slevin
Mozart and the Whale
Wicker Park
Hollywood Homicide
Black Hawk Down
Pearl Harbor

Every Josh Hartnet film loses money.
How does he continue to get work?
 

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