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Thursday Sept 21, 2006 Vol 1840 - Goon President
 Quote of the Day "Bush's real objection to Common Article 3
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Quotes
"There's a lot of tension in the world. Over
the weekend, Pope Benedict apologized
to the Muslims. Altar boys, on the
other hand, are still waiting for their apology."
-- David Letterman
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Bush's Way
or the Highway
by Robert Parry
Excerpt:
Bush's Sept. 15 outburst - threatening to stop
interrogating terror suspects if Congress doesn't
let him revise the Geneva Conventions to permit
coercive techniques - is part of a pattern of petulance.
In summer 2001, less than six months into his
presidency while confronting congressional obstacles
to his domestic program, Bush told followers
that he was ready to "go back to Crawford" if he
didn't get his way on legislation.
Bush's critics saw something else: a troubling
self-centeredness more befitting an autocrat than a leader
of a democratic Republic. To them, Bush was a
callow, ill-prepared politician who seemed oblivious to
the fact that he had risen to his exalted status
because of family connections and tough political tactics,
not through hard work and talent.
The critics noted that Bush's sense of entitlement
sometimes would spill out in his humor, when he'd
put down people in his presence or he'd joked
about his preference for autocracy. "If this were a
dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier,
just so long as I'm the dictator," he quipped on Dec. 18, 2000.
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Subject: The smell of sulpher
Bart,
Yeah, the CNN coverage of the Chavez speech was
pretty disgusting.
Buncha tools.
Peter
Am I the only one who remembers that Bush tried to unseat Chavez?
The whore media pretend like Chavez has nothing to complain about.
George the Murderer sent a CIA/Swat Team/Special Forces group to oust
Chavez
so the BFEE could steal their damn oil but they were videotaped on
the ground
in Venezuela so they ran like Neo-cockroaches.
Sure, Chavez got a little flamboyant with the "sulpher bit," (I'm jealous
- that f-ing rocks)
but America's whore media trashed him like he was Crispen Glover's
unstable brother.
Flashback:
You know how I feel about Salon.com's feeble, suck-ass attempt to put
the bag on Ol' Bart?
Why shouldn't Chaves feel the same way about Der Murder Monkey - after
Iraq?
Maybe it was the sheer comedy value, but Jon Stewart dumped on Chavez,
too.
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"In the case of detainees, we are faced with
the situation with a very serious,
tough group of terrorists who are determined
to kill Americans."
-- Karen Hughes, on why they shredded the Constitution,
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Subject: Willie Nelson and Chavez
You know I met Willie... a few times...
once on the Journeyman.
He threw himself backwards onto a bunch of styrofoam
cups that were covered with
a piece of plywood and dirt. supposed
to break the fall... he is a great guy.
His roadies on another job tried to kill my last
brain cells during a 'safety meeting'...
Stupid me, I thought they really were holding
a safety meeting.
They really were holding anyway...
A pound and a half of that stash might get half
the state of Louisiana high...
I also met Bush... cooked for him at the
governors mansion once.
Spent a few hours there. He had just come
in from running the capital 10k.
Met pickles and the brats too... for what
its worth, I'm with Chavez.
I've felt he was evil incarnate from that day
on...
and the page rocks...
I loved the smackdown of the catholic fool.
sf
That wasn't a smackdown - it was more of a wake-up call.
Giving money to the serial rapists is a really bad idea.
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American voters are sooo stupid.
They could easily fall for this bullshit.
If they do, gas will be $4 at Christmas.
Frustrated Clintons
Excerpt:
The Clintons believe in fighting back, and fighting
back quickly and effectively and forcefully.
If one thing unites the Clintons it's their frustration,
and even disgust, with Democratic candidates
who fail to fight back. Clinton says he just
can't understand the phenomenon of the Swift Boat
Veterans tarring a guy like John Kerry, who was
a real war hero in Vietnam, and getting away with it,
with all the tacit encouragement of the Republican
national campaign. It's beyond his imagining.
Because Clinton would never have let that happen to him?
That was the whole purpose of the so-called "war
room" in 1992. It was filled with political tough guys
who act that way in the service of winning so
that they can then do good. That's how they see themselves.
If you are too polite and hesitant, you never
get the chance to do good because you don't win.
Fighting back is so easy, children could do it.
I wonder why the Democrats refuse to?
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Subject: Pelosi
Was obviously a very poor choice for Minority
leader.
She is not what we need to step up onto a higher
platform when we take back congress.
Tom
Nancy Pelosi made BCR 97, and not in a good way.
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Bush's inner
punk
by Gene Lyons
Excerpt:
Generally speaking, the more people tell you
how tough they are, the harder they're working
to convince themselves. Bush is no exception.
His authoritarian impulses, on display during an
amazingly petulant Rose Garden press conference,
so clearly derive from his own fundamental
weakness of mind and character that it's become
increasingly embarrassing to watch him perform.
The more strenuously he struggles to hide his
inner punk, the more clearly it emerges. Consider his
childish response to NBC News' David Gregory's
question about the administration's pre-election
efforts to legalize torture. Bush's testy attitude
toward the tall newsman he calls "Stretch" goes
back a long way. After Gregory, covering a joint
news conference in Paris in 2002, asked
President Jacques Chirac a question in French,
Bush sneered, "The guy memorizes four words
and he plays like he's intercontinental." Last
week he mockingly told Gregory, "You're looking
beautiful, Dave." Gregory's challenging
questions seemingly set Bush's teeth on edge.
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Subject: 99% with ya buddy
Hey Bart,
I haven't heard you defend torture in a while.
This whole Bush/Torture thing must have you in
a pretty uncomfortable position.
Lande
ha ha
You mean I should clarify my position again?
It hasn't changed since the subject first came
up.
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Subject: Chavez and the smell of sulphur
Did the networks report that Hugo received the
longest standing ovation
in the UN since forever and the Chair had to
finally call a halt?
No?
That bit was in the Guardian.
He's a gutsy dude alright.
Jenny
Jenny, the Bush-run media failed to report the facts.
But they spent all day ridiculing the suggestion that Bush wasn't a
saint..
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Quotes
"Today's conservatives support the idea of
limited government, but they have increased
government's size. They believe in
balanced budgets, but they have boosted pork to record levels.
They believe in individual liberty
and the rule of law, but they have condoned torture.
They have substituted religion for
politics, and damaged both."
-- Andrew Sullivan, President, Gays for
Bush, Link
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Subject: Snopes on Eldrick's wife
Thanks to Steve S and Ross
Just playing Devil's advocate...
How can Eldrick guarantee that his wife never posed for nude photos?
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Bush change EPA Report after 9-11
Excerpt:
Perky examines the health effects and fallout
from the toxic dust inhaled by first responders
at Ground Zero. She reports that nearly 25% of
the FDNY is suffering from respiratory
problems that can be directly linked to Ground
Zero and that Bush bastards changed the
EPA press releases to sound more "reassuring."
Couric requested an interview with Mayor Giuliani.
He declined.
How can pro-abortion, anti-gun, pro-gay Rudy run for the GOP nomination
for president if he refuses to address the serious charges leveled
against him?
Oh yeah, a whore press - I forgot.
Nevermind.
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Subject: sexual relations equals vaginal intercourse
As a homosexual, Bart, am I therefore incapable
of "sexual relations"?
I can have sex with men all day long and still
be a virgin?
Dude, I didn't write the rules.
They were on the books long before I was born.
Seriously, can you honestly tell me that if you
are involved with another person
manipulating your penis until you stain that
party's clothing, you have not engaged
in sexual relations? Would Mrs. Bart buy that?
I understand what you're trying to say, but when
Clinton got in trouble, they didn't
call Mrs. Bart and ask her opinion. They looked
in the DC law book and it said "SR = VI."
Clinton's a lawyer - he manipulated the law like
a good lawyer does.
Reminder
It was a stroke of genius that he never told anybody.
Had he told anybody, their options would have
been to narc on the best president ever
OR
be guilty of a criminal conspiracy and he was smart enough to protect all his friends.
Just curious: is there anything that's an exception
to the "unless it's Clinton" rule?
Lying is bad, unless it's Clinton.
Staying mum on the war is bad, unless it's Clinton
(in this case, Her).
Why are the Clintons always an exception?
Kelly D
Your question assumes facts not in evidence.
When either Clinton is guilty, I call them on it.
You apparently want our mega-frontrunner taken down - why?
Do Democrats hate winners?
Do Democrats punish achievement?
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Subject: conspiracy?
Bart, you wrote:
> Wellstone and John Jr died "oddly," to say the least.
No, John Jr. didn't.
Dude, ...you and me ...can still be friends,
but don't explain recent history to me - I was
paying attention.
Rather than saying the least, it is a such a stretch
that it impairs
your ability to make the people see the light.
Could you re-phrase that using different words?
He died of being a low time pilot at the controls
of more plane that he could fly in marginal
conditions on his way to a difficult airport
to reach considering the immediate circumstances
which were a hurried takeoff in low light at
dusk on a moonless night in the haze to a
destination in the middle of the ocean in an
airplane full of screaming women, any one of
which has killed countless pilots regardless
of family, position or experience.
Cal in VT
You're name's not Cal, it's Nancy.
How in the Wide Wide World of Sports can you tell me how he died?
Did you read it in the Washington Post?
Did you read it in the NY Times?
Like with 9-11, the only thing we know for sure is that we're being lied to.
Maybe it's all innocent, but John Jr. would beat Bush in an election,
and they're stealing $400M a day in Iraq, so that, to me, is 'possible
motive.'
They have a device (had it for years) that'll kill a car's engine when
you point at it.
You don't think that would work on a small plane?
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Why I hate
Him and Her
by Arianna always-in-a Huffington
Excerpt:
What the hell was Bill Clinton thinking, inviting
Laura Bush to deliver the keynote address
at his latest Global Initiative conference?
Talk about speeching with the enemy.
Have those private White House lunches Mr. Clinton
occasionally has with Laura's hubby distorted
his sense of time, place, and perspective --
causing him to utterly forget that there are less than seven
weeks before a crucial election... an election
Democrats should walk away with but are in danger of
letting slip through their hands, an election
that could give Democrats investigative power over the many
outrages perpetrated by Laura's husband, an election
in which the Democrats' strongest campaign
message is linking congressional Republicans
to the disastrous policies of said husband?
This is not a time for Bill Clinton to be acting
like a former president...
I think Arianna has a problem with Bill and Hillary drawing breath.
Yep, there must be BIG BUCKS in trashing the Clintons.
Gee, between the Clintons and The Huff, who's done more for America?
Did Clinton have an excuse for his "crime?"
"No matter what
your politics are, there ought to be things that we can agree on
need to be done,"
Clinton said. "Shouldn't there be some forum where Americans
and citizens
of the world can put aside their differences and find common ground?"
Shame, shame on the evil Clintons.
Eating with and speaking with Pickles Bush?
Do we need a mechanism to drum them out of the party?
By the way, Arianna, how many elections have you won?
I think the Clintons have won 13, but that's just a guess.
Gosh, if I only hated the Clintons as much as The Huff, I'd have a bigger
house and a new car.
Damn those ethics!
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Subject: Last issue
Bart,
I think volume 1839 has got to be one of the best
ever.
Your comments on "Powell", "Joey the Rat", and
"Torture Is Torture" blew me away.
That was nice.
Your trip to Vegas must have done wonders as the
reasoning used on these issues cannot be denied
and I would think if someone would take a position
on the other side they could not win - not even close.
I will use this e-mail at my IRS trial.
If the IRS asks why you subscribe to bartcop.com
please say "The great trip reports,"
You keep this up and you will get another donation.
My PO Box (54466 Tulsa, OK 74155)
is so lonely.
Tom
Oak Creek, Colorado
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Whore CBS?
CSI Spoilers - Don't Read
...unless you want to take a chance that this is true.
I read somewhere that in tonight's season premier, Catherine and Nick
have a "date."
It's not really a date, it's more of a "We're
here, I'm a man, you're a woman, let's dance..."
...but then Catherine "becomes a crme victim,
and Nick feels guilty about it."
Sounds like rape to me.
If it's handled well, it could be a powerful statement about changing
mores
(Is that still a word?)
but possibly-whore CBS is billing it as, "The
show you've been waiting for."
*I* am not waiting for the show where Catherine gets raped.
And in a weird way (take a deep breath) it might be even worse because
Catherine Willows
may be the strongest female character on TV these days, maybe by far,
so if she falls victim
to a rape, it would be stressing the point that every woman
is at risk.
That's a story line I would endorse - me and Pontiac Tom talked about
this yesterday.
(Longer version to be told on BCR)
But if CBS is going to make this a powerful essay on strong women surviving
rape,
why do they bill it as, "The show you've been
waiting for?"
Like a lot of times, ...let's hope I'm wrong about this.
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Tommy & Tally's Vegas Pokerfest Adventure
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Subject: Sexual relations
Bart:
The Arkansas judge in the Paula Jones v Clinton
case, when asked by Clinton's
lawyers for her definition of "sexual intercourse",
defined it as "vaginal intercourse".
So Clinton wasn't lying when, at the deposition
in the Monica case,
he said he didn't have sexual intercourse
with Monica.
Besides, BJs are foreplay, anywise.
Rich
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Subject: torture
Bart, you wrote,
> My good friend Jeffery Toobin said Bush is playing "Chicken" with
the GOP Senate.
> He said W said, "Do things my way or we stop interrogating Al-Qaeda
and whatever attacks
> happen after that is on YOU, the fascist appeasing GOP Senators
Warner, McCain and Graham.
on your page, it both scared the piss out of me and sparked a realization...
Bush's approval ratings went to 44% after all
this scare-us the 5th anniversary of 9/11.
People view Bush's confusion with the Geneva
conventions as wanting the "24" Jack Bauer-ish style torture.
(which I believe you approve of).
That would be an unfounded leap.
While I tend to agree that if there's some sort
of situation that requires the 24-style torture, Jack never put
a pair of panties on a guy's head or pissed on
a Koran to find the nerve gas that would kill millions and was
known for an absolute fact to be in the US and
would be released within the hour.
Scott in PA
Dude, I'd much rather wear some pink panties on
my damn head than
be repeatedly dunked into a tank of urine, thinking
I'd never breathe again.
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Marty's Entertainment Page
always has good stuff.
Click on the E!
Quotes
"Pope Benedict offered these words of apology.
He's sorry that people felt bad.
That's known in Vatican terminology
as a 'me-a-kinda.' It's a time-honored tradition
in the Catholic Church dating back
to the Inquisition when Pope Innocent IV said,
'We deeply regret the fact that so many
non-believers happen to be flammable'."
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Subject: Willie Nelson and God's Flowers
Hey Bart, welcome Back!
You asked if Willie burns through an ounce a day?
Well here is my Willie Nelson Story.
Back when Willie released the IRS Tapes he kicked
off a tour in West Texas at a little C/W club in Abilene.
I was fortunate enough to book an interview after
the show. After the set ended, I was led on to Willie's bus
and every couple of minutes I could hear sound
of a bong hit. It was followed by a long exhale but never a cough.
When Willie finally appeared, a cloud of smoke
rolled in with him.
He said, "I hope you don't mind the smoke much"
ha ha
I was so high from just sitting there that I almost
forgot to record the interview.
About Willie, he is truly one of the nicest,
most humble person you would ever wish to meet.
We talked about the IRS assault and Farm Aid,
etc. It was like talking to an old friend.
He asked if I enjoyed the show and I said yes
but would have loved to have heard
"Blue Eye's Crying in the Rain".
My parents used to dance to that song when I was young.
Without missing a beat, Willie picked up his
guitar and played that song in it's entirety.
I couldn't believe it, who gets to do this stuff??
Dude, that must've rocked.
After he finished I thanked him for his hospitality,
turned off the camera and asked if I could get
just one more question in "off the record".
He said shoot so I asked if there was any truth to the
rumor of him getting high on the roof of the
White House following Carter's Inauguration.
He just smiled and said, "Matt, I'll just tell
you the view up there is one of a kind."
I think Willie Nelson is one of a kind, too.
Bart, I bet you that pound and a half was just to get him through the next town. ;)
Matt the Pillar
Dude, excellent story.
Wish I got more like that...
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Bush's Empty
Words to the U.N.
by Robert Parry
Excerpt:
"The words of the Universal Declaration are as
true today as they were when they were written,"
Bush declared.
But it's hard to believe that Bush had the faintest
idea what principles he was embracing - or perhaps
he has grown so self-confident in never being
challenged on his hypocrisies that he believes he can
say anything he wants, no matter how false or
deceptive.
Among the 30 rights proclaimed in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights are these:
"Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of person."
"No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment."
"Everyone has the right to recognition everywhere as a person before the law."
"No one shall be subjected to arbitrary arrest,
detention or exile."
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Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100a
barrel
makes $350,000,000
Bush
will steal every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $350,000,000 every day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
2691....2692
American victims
Another victims of BFEE greed.
Bush has
killed more
Americans
than Al Qaeda
did on 9-11.
Quotes
"You know who we consider the enemy? Baby formula
and other liquids!
Yep, as long as we can keep those off
airplanes, why, by golly, we'll be safe!"
-- Rush the vulgar Pigboy, mocking Bush's TSA rules for
some reason
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Denny,
the sweaty wrestler
...with
Jeff gannon?
Random Thought...
If the fight in Iraq is
"for civilization as we know it," why
doesn't Bush
give the generals the amount of troops thay have
begged him for?
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Poker & Tequilafest. Ol' Bart sure knows
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It was at The Palms which is probably the most
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Of course we had all heard about the $3000 a
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but when I got inside and saw it I was truly
impressed. The place was huge and plush.
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