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"Our troops will be removed from Iraq. They
were removed after the first Gulf War.
Before that, they were removed from
Grenada and from other countries throughout
the 20th century. Millions of American
troops were removed from Europe after WWII.
Why should there be the slightest doubt
that they will be removed from Iraq?
-- Thomas Sewell (R-Tom) Link
Hey Tom, did we build 26 permanant military bases in Grenada?
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Moon, North
Korea & the Bushes
by Robert Parry (Originally published on October 11, 2000)
Excerpt:
Given the nuclear crisis involving North Korea,
we are republishing, with minor revisions, this 2000 article
about millions of dollars allegedly funneled
from the Rev. Sun Myung Moon - The Washington Times
founder and a Bush family financial backer -
to leaders of North Korea's communist dictatorship in the 1990s:
The Rev. Sun Myung Moon's business empire, which
includes the right-wing Washington Times, paid millions
of dollars to North Korea's communist leaders
in the early 1990s when the hard-line government needed foreign
currency to finance its weapons programs, according
to U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency documents.
The payments included a $3 million "birthday present"
to current communist leader Kim Jong Il and offshore
payments amounting to "several tens of million
dollars" to the previous communist dictator, Kim Il Sung.
Moon apparently was seeking a business foothold
in North Korea, but the transactions also raised potential
legal questions for Moon, who appears to have
defied U.S. embargos on trade and financial relations with
the Pyongyang government. Those legal questions
were never pursued, however, apparently because of
Moon's powerful political connections within
the Republican power structure of Washington, including
financial and political ties to the Bush family.
Consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the internet
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Quotes
"Cheney he called to complain that I was quoting
him about Kissinger.
I had interviewed Cheney last year
a couple of times at length, on-the-record interviews,
but he volunteered, he said, "Oh, by
the way, Henry Kissinger comes in" and he, Cheney,
sits down with him once a month. And
Cheney was upset I was quoting him. And I said,
"Look, this on-the-record doesn't have anything
to do with Ford, you volunteered that."
He then used a word which I can't repeat
on the air and he hung up on me.
-- Woodward, Link
with Video
That's our Dick.
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One Day in Bush's Iraqi Paradise
The brother
of Iraq's VP was dragged from his home, Gonzalezed and killed.
Iraq's VP's other brother
and sister were Gonzalezed and killed.earlier this year.
Why would any Iraqi
want to allign themselves with America's Murder Monkey?
At least
400 Iraqi cops were poisoned.
More than 4,000 Iraqi cops
have been murdered since Bush's bloody invasion.
The insurgents are using the
GOP trick of setting off a bomb that kills dozens,
then when police and doctors
arrive to help, the second bomb goes off.
Over 110
bodies were found strewn about Baghdad just yesterday.
The bodies showed signs
of Gonzales.
A car
bomb (made from Bush-supplied C4 explosives) ripped thru a market
in Baghdad, killing
at least 10 and wounding 23.
Gunmen
kidnapped 11 Iraqi cops in Sadr City.
Their bodies, showing signs
of Gonzales, will be found tomorrow, strewn about the city.
...and Bush says we need to stay the course?
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"Congress already has appropriated $437 billion
for war, not including $70 billion approved
by the Senate as part of next year's
budget. That's half a trillion dollars -- about three-quarters
of it for Iraq, 20 percent for Afghanistan
and 5 percent for increased security against terrorism
at other foreign bases."
-- PittsburgH Post-Gazette Editorial
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Kolbe warned GOP about Foley in 2001
Excerpt:
Rep. Jim Kolbe said Tuesday he knew of e-mails
that made a page "uncomfortable"
and passed them on to Foley's office and the
House clerk.
Though the WaHoPot reported that Kolbe, R-Arizona,
learned of the e-mails in 2000,
Kolbe's spokeswoman, Korenna Cline, said it may
have been later, perhaps 2001.
Kolbe was a member of the House Page Board when
the e-mails were brought to his attention.
"Some time after leaving the page program, an
individual I had appointed as a page contacted
my office to say he had received e-mails from
Rep. Foley that made him uncomfortable,"
Kolbe said in a written statement
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Subject: BCR 98
Bart, about that DC whorehouse bust...
How much you wanna bet they release the names of Democrat clients within the month?
And Show 98 was great.
Loved the True Tales of the collections industry,
and the beatdown of Sweaty!
Mathman
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How Bush
Created a Nuclear North Korea
They try to blame Clinton but Bush is guilty
Excerpt:
Blame Clinton?
Yeah right!
Clearly, the Bush Administration is, by far, the
causal factor in Kim Jong Il's entry into Earth's 'Nukular' Club.
They can blame Clinton all they want. At least
he did something about this rising calamity. In 1994, the Clinton
Administration reached an agreement with the
DPRK that successfully froze North Korea's nuclear production
for the next eight years.
Bush, on the other hand has offered NOTHING except
provocation and motivation for the DPRK to invest
in nuclear weapons. Although many factors led
to this devastating milestone, the buck unambiguously stops
with the Bush administration.
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Subject: The Daily Brew on the GOP sex scandal
Excerpt:
Republican anti-abortion activist John
Allen Burt was found guilty of molesting a 15-year old girl.
Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded
guilty to molesting a male child.
Republican activist John Butler was charged with
criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.
Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted
to molesting his two daughters.
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How Bush let North Korea get nukes
Excerpt:
After a few shrill diplomatic exchanges over
the uranium, Pyongyang upped the ante. The North Koreans
expelled the international inspectors, broke
the locks on the fuel rods, loaded them onto a truck, and drove
them to a nearby reprocessing facility, to be
converted into bomb-grade plutonium. Bush stood by and did
nothing. Why did Bush - his foreign policy avowedly
devoted to stopping "rogue regimes" from acquiring WMDs
- allow one of the world's most dangerous regimes
to acquire the makings of the deadliest WMDs?
Too bad we can't get the Democrats to list the facts.
It would help them win next month - but they don't want to win.
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Bush's foreign policy for Iraq
Rummy Sold
Nukes to N Korea
Thanks to thehollywoodliberal.com
Excerpt:
Colin Powell lauded what is known as the Agreed
Framework that Clinton signed with North Korea.
"Lots of nuclear weapons were not made because
of the Agreed Framework and the work of Clinton
and his team," Powell said. Now, conservatives
are faulting Clinton for selling light water reactors to
North Korea under the agreement, but in doing
so, they overlook Donald Rumsfeld's role in the deal.
Rumsfeld was the only American to sit on the board
of a company which six years ago sold two
light water reactors to North Korea. The Guardian
reported in May 2003:
Rumsfeld was a non-executive director of ABB,
a European engineering giant based in Zurich,
when it won a $200m contract to provide the design
and key components for the reactors.
The current defense secretary sat on the board
from 1990 to 2001, earning $190,000 a year.
Too bad we can't get the Democrats to list the facts.
It would help them win next month - but they don't want to win.
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Subject: Stabenow
Yesterday, Janet said Democrats in Michigan should
support Stabenow regardless of her vote for
the torture bill are my sentiments exactly. I
don't live in Michigan but believe Stabenow voted for
the torture bill because it was guaranteed to
pass even if she voted against it. She did what was
politically necessary so her Republican opponent
couldn't lie and say her vote against the torture bill
amounted to supporting the terrorists.
Too many Democrats focus on one vote instead of
looking at the bigger picture.
I've written Her twice to complain about her
blind support of Israel
but I'd much rather have Her as President than
any Republican.
William U
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Train Jumps
Tracks
by Gene Lyons
nwanews.com
Excerpt:
Only weeks ago, GOP campaign officials were breathing
smoke and fire.
According to Rep. Tom Reynolds, R-N. Y., the
chairman of the Republican Congressional Committee,
hapless Democrats had no idea what they were
up against. Relentlessly negative TV commercials funded
by the party's $50 million war chest were about
to bury Democratic candidates under an avalanche of
charges dug up by so-called opposition research - unpaid
student loans, late tax payments, embarrassing
lawsuits, etc. "We haven't even begun to unload
this freight train," Reynolds boasted to The New York Times.
Asked why the party that currently controls the
White House and both houses of Congress wasn't stressing
positive themes in its TV ads, he burst out laughing.
"If they moved things to the extent that negative ads
move things," he said, "there would be more of
them." A few days later, Reynolds himself got run over by
an off-schedule freight train in the form of
the nastiest Washington sex scandal in decades. It's doubtful
he's laughing now. Reynolds, see, is the guy
who says he and Boehner, warned Hastert last spring about
Foley's "overly friendly" e-mails to 16-year
old congressional pages.
The speaker (claims
he) recalls no such meeting.
"What's
wrong with sex with kids?"
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Subject: WTF?
Hey Bart, who are these Paris and Nicole creatures?
They are rich kids with worldwide fame.
What have they EVER DONE?
What do they STAND FOR?
Are they SMART?
Do they WORK?
They have a TV show, but they don't need the salary
it pays.
Paris was recently paid $400,000 to attend a
party.
I work at a job that can KILL ME; nobody's taking pictures of me.
How do you look in a bikini?
Who ARE these people? Is this country really that
vapid, that stunted,
that lame, that NOBODIES are front page news?
Sure...
Jesus, God...they aren't even pretty.
They've got the bodies of BOYS...scrawny boys.
I think Nicole could use a pizza or two...
but I think Paris is attractive and she models
clothes
better than any supermodel I've ever seen..
If I was the last man on Earth, and they were
the last women on Earth,
the human race would be FINISHED.
*I* would step up and save the human race.
Why is anybody paying attention to these drainers-of-life?
They sell magazines, newspapers and TV commercials
and they generate
much-needed page views for tequila treehouses
that are barely getting by.
About 6 months ago, if you searched for "Paris
Hilton" on Google,
bartcop.com was the first thing
you'd see.
The only thing that could make them worse would
be
if they were Linda Tripp and Katherine Harris.
Michael
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Jordan Edmund & Mark Foley
passionateamerica.blogspot.com
Excerpt:
Jordan Edmund is 21 years old
Mark Foley is a scumbag! Mark Foley is a scumbag!
Mark Foley is a scumbag!
Now that that is out of the way I will reveal
how I (and a few others) discovered Jordan Edmund
was one of the former house pages that participated
in sexually explicit instant messages with
Rep. Mark Foley. Also I will explain to you why
I believe it necessary to reveal Edmund's identity.
You may not agree with my decision, but I hope
to explain my reasoning by the end of this story.
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Subject: my new license plate
Bart, thought you might like this... it got past
the censors at the Virginia DMV...
I guess no one there speaks "Italian"!
-Josh
Arlington, VA
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Bush has murdered 655,000 Iraqis
Excerpt:
More than 2,660 Iraqi civilians were killed in
Baghdad in September,
an increase of 400 over the month before, according
to Bush's Iraqi Health Ministry.
The September numbers come as a new study says
that 655,000 Iraqis have died
in the three-year-old bloody invasion that has
killed 2754
American soldiers.
When asked to comment, Bush dangled his preposition
saying,
"Killing people is the only job I've even
been good at."
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The Stench of Hypocrisy
Excerpt:
Newt Gingrich, the shameless hypocrite who left
Congress under a cloud of ethical questions and
publicly chastised Bill Clinton while nailing
a staffer, is now claiming Democrats have bigger sex scandals
than Republicans.
"What we don't have to do is allow our friends
on the left to lecture us on morality," Gingrich said
at a party fundraiser in Greenville, SC, Wednesday.
"There's a certain stench of hypocrisy."
Gingrich should know something about the stench
of hypocrisy. He stinks to high heaven from it.
This hypocrite is the man who served his first
wife with divorce papers while she lay in a hospital bed.
He divorced his second wife after his screwing
of a House staffer became public while he was Speaker
of the House and leading the GOP charge against
Clinton. This is the same Newt Gingrich who used
to take campaign volunteers back to his car and
so they could give him blow jobs.
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Subject: Why is the GOP running behind?
Some say it's because of the Foley scandal.
Evangelicals took credit for electing Republicans
they are now taking the blame.
Putting a gay predator in charge of the exploited
children isn't what Evangelicals wanted.
However others think it's not just the Foley cover
up that is sinking the GOP.
Every day hundreds of new bodies are discovered
in Iraq and more of our soldiers
come home in a box from a war that has made America
weaker and headed for defeat.
Then there's the general population that are just
tired of Bush's bad judgment.
He ignored the warnings before 9-11. Then there
was "Mission Accomplished" and "Bring 'em on!",
Katrina and super-high gas prices.
So even though the Foley scandal is huge, it's
just the latest scandal in a long record of failures.
America is just tired of heading in the wrong
direction.
Marc Perkel
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'The best news in the field.'
Anyone see Del Castillo last night?
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Subject: Let's impeach our way out of Iraq
Bush has so badly lied himself into a corner that
he now needs the bipartisan Iraq Study Group,
headed by James Baker to tell the American public
that things are rapidly going south in Iraq.
There's a real sense that the clock is ticking,
that Bush is desperate for a change, but no one
in the White House can bring themselves to say
so with this election coming. But media reports
of the situation on the ground in Iraq should
tell the American people that Bush is lying to them
about the prospects for success there.
It is unclear whether even this commission is capable of
telling the truth about Iraq. Bush clearly knows
that he made a huge mistake by invading Iraq.
He is looking for a graceful way to get out, but
there is none.
Oh how he would love to cut and run.
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Media Whores Gone Wild
The idiot cows who run the American whore media
think the biggest story of the week,
bigger than the GOP sex crimes, bigger than North
Korea exploding a nuke, is the story
that Barbara Streisand told some anti-free speech
handjob to shut the fuck up in New York.
The whorish bastards are giggling as tho they caught Streisand raping a House page.
It's not news that these whoring clowns see some other network run a
story so,
like some wild animal, they're compelled to do whatever the other network
did.
In this case, FOX News ran with the story first and whore CNN, so terribly
afraid that
some Fascist might say they're soft on Streisand, panics and gets their
talking asses to
discuss this all-important topic, I suppose, to keep our children safe.
I hate the whorish clowns that run our media.
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Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100a
barrel
makes $350,000,000
Bush
will steal every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $350,000,000 every day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
2748....2754
American victims
We lost 6 since yesterday.
"Bush's war costs $2 billion a week."
-- so by all means, stay the course?
Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.
Subject: Why She will win
Hey Bart, great page. I've been reading for years,
Here is why Hillary is looking strong.
Consider Gore and Kerry. Both are letting fly
rumors about 2008 runs.
Both were pasted bad last time out. Since then
nothing of their conduct conduct has changed.
They are sitting ducks once again. Waiting to
get hit.
Hillary thru Bill has served notice. Not only
can they be counted on to fight back, smart and hard,
they can play offense as well. The right will
attack, but they have to be carefull. As soon as the
right attack from their FOX Holes they are going
to take hits. They are not used to that.
Americans are not used to Democrats that fight
for keeps. The message that has been sent
is that it's going to be a fight. I think Americans
will like the change and put her in office.
Thanks
Sean
I think America is SO ready for change that She'll
win easily.
When she becomes the candidate, Clinton 44 and
Bill will be a double-barreled blast of fresh air.
The GOP will be as helpless as Bush 41 and Dole were when Clinton steamrolled
them.
One thing?
Watch what you say, because some Democrats get angry as hell
if you mention that the Democratic front-runner has a chance to win.
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God, Strike
This Moron Dumb
Please God, before he speaks another word
Excerpt:
NUKULER TEST....
NUKULER WEAPONS...
DENUKULERIZATION OF THE....
It's not a new bitch I know.
But the man's been in power SIX YEARS!
Couldn't someone have given him some tutoring
on getting ONE SYLLABLE right?
Huh Mr Rove?
As a longtime student of humor I can confirm that
NUKULER - since its first brilliant use
in Doctor Strangelove back in 1964 - has been
a certain sign to anyone with an iota of sense
that its user is a pinheaded moron.
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TV Stuff
Jon Stewart on Dave.
Kimmel has Wanda Sykes, the funniest
woman in the world.
Wanda's first HBO special is Saturday - look
for that in BCR
99.
Tina Fey's 30 Rock premiers tonight.
NBC just loves that title, this isn't the first show to have it.
BTW, can you believe they fired Horatio Sanz from SNL?
Like Mike Malloy, they claimed it was for "budgetary" reasons, but,
like Malloy, I thought Horatio was the best guy on the whole damn show.
Who's going to sing that funny Christmas song this year?
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Subject: your logic is fucked
You see Bartcop, you don't UNDERSTAND ethics, morality or anything of importance.
I understand that you are a monkey with a drinking
problem.
By putting all the importance upon winning only, YOU HAVE BECOME Karl Rove.
Why, thank you.
The Democrats could use a Karl Rove.
When that dude said:
> I've had it with Stabenow and told her I'd never vote for her again.
You said:
> Tony, I get that, but you're wrong.
> We either want to win or we don't.
> We either want control or we don't.
> Voting against Stabenow is a vote for Bush.
Yep, that's what I said.
Congrats on a successful copy and paste.
Not every monkey can do that.
Changing this country is more important than winning
with people
who approve of torture and endless war (Hillary).
Your gratuitous assertion that She approves of
"torture and endless war" is not supported by the facts.
You have chosen to set yourself aflame over falsies.
That's what makes you a monkey.
But that is beyond your dumb ass Okie brain.
Pitifull.
Neil the Monkey
We either want to win or we don't.
We either want control or we don't.
You're OK with "losing with dignity."
I'm damn tired of it.
PS. Did you know bananas
help with stress?
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Lindsay Lohan dating Hard Rock owner
Excerpt:
Lindsay Lohan is apparently telling friends that
she and Hard Rock Hotel
scion Harry Morton are talking about buying a
house together,
Well, SMITF! (Shoot me in the face!)
Harry's got the best tequila selection in Vegas and the best prices.
Note to Vegas Tequilafest '06 attendees:
Remember this bottle?
The Hard Rock, best prices in Vegas, charges $55
a shot.
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