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In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Canadian politics  Weldon, daughter crooks  Macaca Arrested twice N Korea Radioactive  N Korea not Radioactive  Shays losing race, mind  McCain, She ahead  John Glenn said it  Kelly Carlson's 'Marine'  Seen in Seattle

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"This election isn't about Republicans vs. Democrats. It's about Reality vs. Denial.
  We can either vote to accept reality and change course or we can vote for denial
  and stay on the wrong path for another 2 years. The thing about reality is that reality
  doesn't go away. How bad do things have to get before we vote to drain the swamp?
     -- Marc Perkel, from his home in San Bruno, CA
 

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Canada's New Bush-Style Politics
  by my good friend, Tulsa's Richard Fricker

 consortiumnews.com

 Excerpt:
As an American journalist visiting my wife's relatives in Canada, I've always been struck by how
ardently the country's political discourse focused on substance - the budget, health care, schools,
roads - with little of the cheap theatrics and angry divisiveness of U.S. politics and punditry.

But in my visit this past summer, I noticed that the tone of Canada suddenly had changed.
There was a nastier edge to the commentary. It was as if a virus that had long infected the people
south of the border had overnight jumped containment and spread northward establishing itself in
a new host population. But - as I began to study this new phenomenon - it became clear that this
infection did not just accidentally break quarantine.

Rather, it was willfully injected into the Canadian body politic by conservative strategists and
right-wing media moguls who had studied the modern American model and were seeking to replicate it.
 

Consortiumnews.com  is the most important site on the internet

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 Quotes

"History will show that a vacuum was created and into the vacuum malign elements moved.
  The hope that we might get out of Iraq in 12, 18, 24 months has proved fallacious.
  I don't say that the difficulties we are experiencing around the world are caused by our
  presence in Iraq, but undoubtedly our presence in Iraq exacerbates them."
    -- The new head of the British Army, General Richard Dannatt,  Link
 

 Quotes

"There was widespread backing across the Army yesterday as soldiers
  of every rank praised General Dannatt for standing up to the Government."
    -- Colin Brown, The Independent UK newspaper, Link
 

 Too bad America doesn't have anyone willing to stand up for the truth.
 

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Macacawitz Arrested in 1973 and 1974
 For putting a bloody deer head in a black family's mailbox, maybe?

 news.yahoo.com

 Excerpt:
The following was issued today by VelvetRevolution regarding Sen. Macacawitz.

According to the Virginia Index of Warrants from January 1, 1974, George Felix Allen
was named as a defendant in a criminal case filed by the Commonwealth of Virginia.
There was also a criminal hearing held for George Felix Allen on February 15, 1973.

Senator Allen, VelvetRevolution wants to know why you were arrested
and we ask that you release the files in these cases immediately.
The citizens of this country and the state of Virginia have a right to know.
 

Maybe it's better if he refuses to say.
We'll just assume it was "domestic terrorism" for stalking that black family's mailbox.
 

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Subject: why isn't this on every front page?

 Link

 Excerpt:
For years, Bush wouldn't mention the word oil.
Things are different now.

At his press conference on Wednesday, he brought up the dirty little word
three times as a reason for the United States now to stay in Iraq.

"We can't tolerate a new terrorist state in the Middle East, with large oil reserves 
that could be used to fund its radical ambitions, or used to inflict economic damage 
on the West," he said the first time. "Extreme elements" in Iraq "want to control oil 
resources," he said at second reference. "They've got the capacity to use oil as an 
economic weapon," he said the third time.

This is beyond cynical.

Bush understood that oil wasn't a sellable reason for invading Iraq,
but now it's supposed to be a selling point for staying there?
The Bush propagandists were right the first time.
The American people won't abide by another 2,745 U.S. deaths
or another 20,687 U.S. injuries for oil in Iraq.

But at least now Bush admits what it's all about.
 

I'm less confused about this.
Bush is stealing about $400K a day in Iraq.

If we just walk away (which is a better option all the time)
who gets the $3B a week to use against us?

Hey, I know!
Let's stay until Bush steals all of Iraq's resources!

It's so easy - why didn't I think of it sooner?
 

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McCain, She most popular
 McCain can't blow Bush to victory

 yahoo.com

 Excerpt:
McCain and our next president are the most popular potential candidates
in New Hampshire for their parties' nomination for president in 2008.

McCain drew 32 percent, Giuliani had 19 percent; Romney had 15 percent;
and Super Sleazy Rice, stole 10 percent.

She polled with 30 percent, John Edwards drew 16, Gore drew 10.
 

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Subject: 655,000 dead Iraqis

Bart,

The medical journal Lancet published an article that put the total number of Iraqis
that died since the invasion at 655,000 more than the death rate before the invasion.

Nearly 16,000 more Iraqis are dying every month than when Saddam was in power.

This was the most scientifically accurate measurement yet, meeting very stringent standards
of how to determine the number of people who have died.  The study was reviewed by a
large number of scientists, all of whom were surprised by the number but who agreed that
the methods used were the best possible.  Since it is scientific, however, Bush has to call it
"not credible" -- even though it is by far the most credible estimate to date.

Russ
 

Notice how everyone uses "controversial" when they mention the Johns Hopkins report?
They have to, because "controversial" means "the facts are killing us."
 

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Bush Murders Online Poker

 betanews.com

Excerpt:
Bush has signed a bill whose principal purpose is to tighten security at the nation's sea ports.
But attached to that bill at the very last minute -- in order to prevent Democrats running for
re-election next month from stopping it -- was a federal ban on banking institutions knowingly
transferring funds that may be used for having fun.

It isn't an outright gambling ban, but for most online poker operators -- most of whom, curiously,
reside outside the US -- it may as well have been. The law mandates that banks work out some
type of transaction security system within the next nine months, that can electronically block funds
transfers to institutions on Bush's blacklist.

Instead of securing our borders and checking airline freight packages for bombs,
Bush and his child-molesting thugs are protecting us from playing poker online.

I assume the casinoes paid heavily for their monopoly?

I suggest you send this to the Fascist bastards who regularly disregards your e-mails:

I am a voter, I am a poker player and I am mad.

Under your watch, instead of catching bin Laden or winning wars,
Congress has decided to outlaw playing poker on the Internet.

You have an opportunity to correct this injustice.

Poker is a great American game.
Poker is entertainment, like golf or going to a movie.
You've taken away my entertainment and I'm not happy about it.

Please amend this abortion of democracy to exempt poker.
I am a voter, I am a poker player and you've made a mistake.
 

You can still gamble on state lotteries, which is without skill,
but you can't gamble on something you're good at - that's bullshit.

Until they screwed this up, you could play real poker for $6 online.
I can play at the local Indian Casino, but it's $200 minimum.

This big wasn't about "protecting" anybody.
They're "protecting" us like they "protected" those House pages.
It's just more Republican hatred and greed.

They can't stand to see somebody have a good time - unless they get a cut.
That's why pot is still illegal - because you can grow it yourself.
If they can't steal money from you (liquor tax) they decide it's a crime

Also:
Harry Reid (D-Wimp, Apologizer), whose home-state casinos are split
over online gambling briefly weighed scuttling the bill over the provision
before agreeing to go along like he always does. Link.
 

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FBI probing Rep. Weldon, his daughter
 He's a crook and his daughter's a crook

 yahoo.com

 Excerpt:
The FBI is investigating whether Rep. Curt Weldon (R-Whore), used his influence to secure
lobbying and consulting contracts for his daughter, sources said Saturday.

The inquiry focuses on lobbying contracts worth $1 million that Weldon's daughter, Karen Weldon,
obtained from foreign clients and whether they were assisted by the congressman, they said.

Weldon, a 10-term Republican from the Philadelphia suburbs, long has denied any wrongdoing,
and his top aide said Saturday no one had notified him of an investigation. "I think if there was an
investigation, somebody would have contacted us," said a clueless Weldon staffer.
 

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Subject: Open letter to Osama

Bart, you wrote,

> "I don't agree with your actions on 9-11, but I understand why you did it. ...."

Osama didn't 'do' 9-11.

It's distressing when progressive websites repeat the BFEE lies.
 TQ
 

I give up - who do you think caused 9-11?

And don't send me a link until after you tell me what YOU think.
 

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N. Korea Air Has No Radioactivity
 Did they blew up 500 tons of TNT?

 sfgate.com

 Excerpt:
Results from an initial air sampling after North Korea's announced nuclear test showed
no evidence of radioactive particles that would be expected from a successful nuclear
detonation, a U.S. government intelligence official said Friday.

The readings reinforce uncertainty about the size and success of that underground explosion,
which North Korea has trumpeted as a nuclear test. It also keeps alive lingering questions
about whether it was in fact a nuclear blast. Data from seismic sensors have already indicated
the explosion was smaller than expected.
 

 dumphastert.com

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N. Korea Air Has Radioactivity
 Looks like a nuke to America's handjob CIA

 yahoo.news

 Excerpt:
Air samples taken after North Korea's nuclear test detected radioactive debris
consistent with an atomic explosion, Bush monkeys said Friday night.

One U.S. government official said intelligence officials assigned an 80 percent
probability that the North Korean explosion was a nuclear detonation
 

Well, thanks for clearing that up with an honest assesment.
Lucky that we can trust these Fascist bastards with our future....
 

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Subject: She

McCain, Clinton most popular

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It always annoys me when the facts mirror what Bart says,
instead of what the 'Lose With Honor' left tells me.

Mike S
 

Mike, you and I have to apologize for a Democrat being in the lead
 

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Mike Malloy subs for Springer October 19 & 20!
Check your local Springer on the Radio affiliates for broadcast times.   Listen LIVE

What will be Mike's first rant?
 

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Random thought...

If I was in the House, I wouldn't have many GOP friends.
I say that because I'd be doing things just to make them mad, such as...

Wouldn't it be cool if a Democrat took the floor and demanded that every Republican
swear on the Bible, live on C-Span, to not seduce or molest any more young boys.

ha ha

It'd never work, of course, but they would go berzerk with rage
and we might even get a 435-member fist fight going on C-Span.

Damn, I wish I was a member of the House.
 

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Subject: Her

Bart, I agree with your assessment about Her, 100%.

To be elected in this Country, you need to have specific persona and attitude that the Public likes.
That was how JR the Braindead became President. He told Americans that they needed new leadership
and that everything SUCKED and it was due to Bill Clinton's adultery that caused it.

And Americans bought it in 2000 and then later were sold a FEAR sandwich in 2004.
She and Bill are a tag team wrestling group. They will destroy the Sithari (Sith) once and for all.
 Nathan
 

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Shays becomes unhinged
 Bastard forgets that words mean things

   "Is torture torture?"

 Link

 Excerpt:
Republican Rep. Christopher Shays says Abu Ghraib was more about porn than torture.
The nut, who is in a tough re-election fight, said a Maryland National Guard unit was responsible.

"It was a National Guard unit run amok," Shays said, spit-spraying a reporter from the Whore AP.
"It was torture because sex abuse is torture. This is more about pornography than torture."

In fact, the 372nd Military Police Company is an Army Reserve unit not National Guard.

Shays sought to defuse controversy over previous comments suggesting the Abu Ghraib
abuses weren't torture but instead involved a sex ring of troops.

"Now I've seen what happened in Abu Ghraib, and Abu Ghraib was not torture,"
Shays said at a debate Wednesday.

"It was outrageous, outrageous involvement of National Guard troops from (Maryland)
who were involved in a sex ring and they took pictures of soldiers who were naked," added Shays.
"And they did other things that were just outrageous. But it wasn't torture."

"Of course, the degrading of anyone is torture."
 

Shays slurs Kennedy
 Drags out Chappaquiddick canard from the sixties

 Link

 Excerpt:
Republican Rep. Christopher Shays (R-Demented Bastard) defended Hastert's page rearing
by claiming no one died like at Chappaquiddick in the sixties when Ted Kennedy was involved.

"I know the speaker didn't go over a bridge and leave a young person in the water,
and then have a press conference the next day," the sick slut told The Hartford Courant.
"Dennis Hastert didn't kill anybody," he added.
 

Oh, we're making a list of the dead?
How about the 2750 soldiers who died because of GOP lies?
And you don't have to go back to the sixties for the reference.

          "Shame on you, Bart - Fighting back is wrong!"

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Subject: Monkey mail

To Whom It May Concern:

I'm the only guy here, so you must mean me.
 

I am assuming you are old enough to remember what happened in Gulf 1.

Yes I am.
 

Dictator invaded a sovereign nation,

...after getting written permission from Bush the smarter...
 

and we the U.S. rescued them,

After Bush started the fire, he then assisted with the bucket brigade.
 

(as we did in WWI and II. only because the responsibility was thrust upon us, ...

No, Bush gave Saddam  written permission to invade so he could put military bases in Saudi Arabia.
That's why Osama (it's always Bush's friends) hit New York on 9-11.
 

...the U.S. had an isolationist policy back then, maybe you heard of it).

Bush was isolationist towards Saudi Arabia?
I don't think you've gotten anything right so far.
The Bush family is partners with the Saudis - they have been for decades..
 

Ruthless dictator ignored UN resolutions (as a matter of cease fire) to declare
that he was not in possession of WMD's.

I assume you've jumped ahead to 2002.   Saddam had no WMDs, how could be
prove that fact to a drunk-with-power madman who wanted to steal his oil fields?
Remember, Bush pulled the inspectors out because they couldn't find anything.
 

He refused to let UN inspectors in to prove his disarmament.

Re-read my last sentence - you have it exactly wrong.
 

The world must be proactive and not reactive.
Do some homework man, history repeats itself.
Thank you, I enjoy the dialogue...
 BPL
 

If you just had some incorrect opinions, you wouldn't have gotten the dreaded
"Monkey mail" classification. But when you're 100% wrong and backwards,
then try to paint Ol' Bart as "not doing him homework," you earn your fur.

Truth is, you feel passionately about something about which you're all wrong.
 

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Subject: Murtha and Kovic

Mr. Bart,

You gave a shot to Murtha for fighting for us.
Why not Kovic?
I read this article of his and was moved almost to tears.

Like Murtha, Kovic's been There, done that  - and he don't
wanna do it for any other young kid like what was done to him.

Another fighter, another shot.  Eh?
 Quig
 
 

TQ, I don't know Kovic's story, but I'll trust you.

 Ron Kovic, a shot of Chinaco Anejo for you

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The 'John Glenn said it' e-mail

There's a nutty e-mail making the rounds about something John Glenn allegedly said.
It's a horseshit handjob, like the "Gold Star Mothers" horseshit handjob.

It would take thousands of words to list and counter every lie, but I covered this in
a recent radio show - so click below to hear the lies desected, countered and explained..

 From BCR 97

 Click  Here  to listen

 Click  Here to download
 

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Subject: Yep, you're right

Bart,

"As Needed," that's exactly how I saw this, it did not give Bush permission to go in and kill Iraqis.

This was worded that way on purpose because Bush knew that this weak Congress would not stop him.
What I don't understand is why Congress didn't go after Bush because they did not declare war and the
evidence was not there. Even the countries around Iraq at that time said there felt they were in no danger
from Iraq, and the stupid stories coming out of the White House, that Americans and Congress took in . . .
just made me sick to think there were that many stupid people in this country and thought it was okay to
kill all of these people.

This is not the country I grew up in, I don't know the answers to why people are so damn selfish,
self-centered, and don't-give-a-shit about anybody that getting killed by this monster in the White House.
 Shirley S
 

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Warner says no to '08 White House run
  Nobody wants to lose to a girl

 sun-sentinel.com

 Excerpt:
Former Virginia Gov. Mark Warner stunned fellow Democrats on Thursday by
announcing that he would not be a candidate for president in 2008.

Warner, a centrist, had been one of the most aggressive, and successful, early campaigners
among the large group of Democrats pursuing possible presidential bids. He had already lined up
considerable financial support, made 67 trips to 28 states and hired advisers with national experience.

Was Bob Shrum one of his advisers?

"My standard advice is
  to surrender early."

There had been speculation that he would be the first candidate to formally announce
But Warner said it was not "the right time for me to take the plunge."

By removing a potentially strong contender from the Democratic contest,
Warner's pullout could help Her, the first lady president of the United States.
 

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Quotes

"If Republicans leave town after stripping out all the sections protecting
  major sectors of out transportation sector, God help us if there's an attack,"
    -- Sen. Richard J. Durbin (D-Apologizer) Link
 

The Republicans are too busy shutting down $6 poker games.
They can't be bothered with anything as trivial as protecting us from terrorists.
 
 

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Gunmen Storm Iraqi TV Studio, 11 Dead
 Just another day in Bush's Paradise

 Link

 Excerpt:
Staff members at Shaabiya TV were working around the clock to get the new station ready
to begin broadcasting in mid-October, at the end of Ramadan. Many were still in the office
shortly after dawn Thursday. Some were asleep.

At 7 a.m., suspected Shiite militiamen, some dressed as police officers, broke into the station
and gunned down 11 Iraqi executives, producers and other staffers -- the deadliest attack
so far against the media in Iraq.

The brazen attack underlined the danger for the media in a country where causing offense to
one side or another can result in a death sentence -- either by Sunni insurgents or the Shiite
and Sunni death squads behind sectarian violence.
 

You know these poor Iraqis would give anything to have Saddam back.
Is it possible for things to get any worse for them?

I heard that whore Imus say Monday morning that Bush's yearly Iraqi kill rate was
about the same as Saddam's - as tho Saddam was killing 200.000 people per year.
 

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TV Stuff

It was a bad weekend for comedy.

Wanda Sykes on HBO wasn't as good as I hoped it would be.
It was mostly her best stuff from the last year, not much new.

Wanda - is that pile of cash making you lazy?

And Jon Stewart's Autism Fundraiser?
I'm going to contribute by not reviewing it in full.

How could so many talented comedians (plus Jon's 18 writers)
get together and deliver 5 minutes of laughs stretched out over two-plus hours?

Steve Carell, Will Ferrell, Jerry Seinfeld, Jack Black, Stephen Colbert,
Martin Short, Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler - where were the laughs?
 

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Subject: Why I'm a Monkey

I couldn't stop laughing when I heard that the communist / terrorist radio network,
Air Amerika filed for bankruptcy.  This proves a number of things.

1. Liberals don't know how to run a business

That's possibly true in this case.
Someone said instead of syndicating like the Facsist blowhards,
AAR chose to buy teeny, tiny stations and that screwed them from the start.
 

2. Air Amerika are a bunch of liars.  Just last month they said they would not file for bankruptcy.

You mean compared to the vulgar Pigboy, O'Reilly and Hannity?
If you had some credibility (or even a web site) we could gamble on that.

I'll bet I can find ten lies on Rush before you could find one on AAR.
But you have no credibility - you're a gay porn star, who just recently finished filming "Grand Theft Anal."
 

3. They had no revenue because companies don't want to advertise on a radio station that has no ratings.

Not true. Last time I tried to advertise, they said I'd need to come up with
a lot more than $5300 if I wanted to run more commercials with them.
Stupidly, they turned down my cash while starving for cash.
 

4. No ratings basically means that nobody is listening to all the wacko left-wing bullshit.

Randi regularly beats Der Pigboy in the ratings.
She also beats Hannity - not sure about O'Reilly.
 

5. Without your crappy t-shirt sales, I am sure BC would be going bankrupt also.
 Daren the gay porn star

That's close to right, 'cept the shirt rush stopped a long time ago.

Hey Monkey, did you know bananas are loaded with potassium?
 

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Sunday

Sunday was a perfect day.
It was about 60 degrees and rainy - just the way I like it.

It was early, she made a cup of hot chocolate/peppermint schnaaps and I poured me
a shot of the finest agave squeezings I could afford and built a fire in the chiminea.

                         That's not me.

Mrs. Bart has a "water feature," $39 at Wal-Mart.
It's a pump that pushes water a foot into the air and gravity does the rest.

We had fire, water, rain, cool temperatures and something tasty to sip on.
I think I mentioned everything....(cough)
We just stared into space and enjoyed the morning.

...but then the Dallas Cowboys won and ruined the whole day.
 

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Kelly Carlson movie makes $7M

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