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1860 - I'm calling it...
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Quotes
"He could be right. There's certainly a stepped
up level
of violence, and we're heading into
an election."
-- President Violent Extremist, on Tom Friedman
writing that have
another 1968 Veitnamese-type
Tet offensive on our hands Link
Wait, why is Bush starting to admit the truth 19 days before an election?
I'm suspiciouser than I was before.
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Who Is 'Any
Person' in Tribunal Law?
by Robert Parry
consortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
The New York Times lead editorial gives false
comfort to American citizens by assuring them
that they will not be victims of George W. Bush's
new draconian system for prosecuting enemies
of the U.S. government in military tribunals
outside constitutional protections.
"This law does not apply to American citizens,"
the Times editorial stated,
So, what does the new Torture Act clearly state?
(< Bart's question.)
"Any person
is punishable as a principal under this chapter who commits an offense
punishable
by this chapter, or aids, abets, counsels, commands,
or procures its commission," according to
the law, passed by the Republican-controlled
Congress in September and signed by Bush on Oct. 17.
"Any person
subject to this chapter who, in breach of an allegiance or duty to the
United States,
knowingly and intentionally aids an enemy of
the United States ... shall be punished as a military
commission may direct.
If the Times is correct that "this law does not
apply to American citizens," why does it contain
language referring to Any
person and then adding in an adjacent context a reference
to people
acting "in breach of an allegiance or duty to
the United States"?
As always, Parry is 100 correct. When the law states, clear as Lake
Concha,
Any person
, what part of Any person
excludes you and me?
For years, we at bartcop.com have said Bush can kidnap,
torture and murder anyone
whe wants. After a few years went by, the Whore Supreme Court
said,
"George, you can't kidnap, torture and murder
suspects without the permission of Congress,"
so Bush went to capitol Hill, forced McCain to bend over and Bush got
what he wanted.
Stolen from the Wizard
of Whimsey
Nothin has changed - Congress simply made kidnapping, torture
and murder legal.
(Pink tutu picture should go here, but
I don't want to wear it out.)
Consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the internet
Today's article was a damn good example of it, too.
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Quotes
Bill O'Reilly: The Democrats don't like you
because you're a man of faith.
Dubya: I'm sad for people who don't like me
because I happen to believe in the Almighty.
-- from O'Reilly's pity party with Der Fuhrer,
Link
ha ha
What sluts they both are!
O'Reilly:
Why do they hate your greatness, Sir?
Der Dubya: I
feel sorry for those who can't appreciate my greatness!
O'Reilly:
Right you are, Sir!
ha ha
And the religio-monkeys actually believe this horseshit?
Note: I'm only criticising those who love Bush more than God.
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"The best news in the field.'
GOP Intimidation
Crimes
latimes.com
From a reader:
GOP crook wannabe Tan Nguyen acknowledged today
that an employee in his campaign was
involved in sending out a letter intended to
suppress Latino voter turnout in Orange County,
but said he had no knowledge of it and that the
employee has been fired.
The disclosure came one day after the state attorney
general's office
began focusing on Nguyen's campaign as the source
of the letter.
Addressing questions about the letter for the
first time, Nguyen said his office manager
"took it upon herself to allow our database to
be used to send out the letter."
"It was disseminated without my authorization
or approval," he said.
Looks to me like they had an escape hatch.
If they get caught fixxing the election, they say, "Me,
cheating? I blame the 'unnamed staffer."
Sidebar
Isn't that what Rush said when he called Chelsea
Clinton, 'the White House dog?"
That great moment in GOP sleaziness was produced
personally by Roger Ailes,
vulgar Pigboy TV producer at the time and now
the head of FOX Whore News.
It's a small bunker, isn't it?.
But the GOP crimes?
You know they're doing this in every precinct in America, the
bastards.
They can't win unless they cheat, so cheat they do,
but we can't get the Democrats to give a rat's ass
.
"Bart, it's not about winning - it's about playing fair!"
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Nevada to
have Pot Vote
Common sense rules in that city
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Excerpt:
Gambling, prostitution, and now pot? Organizers
of a Nevada ballot measure hope voters
in a state where almost everything goes will
go one better and legalize marijuana.
If it passes Nov. 7, Nevada will be the first
state to allow adults to possess up to an ounce
of pot that they could buy at government-regulated
marijuana shops.
The Committee to Regulate and Control Marijuana,
which has pushed medical marijuana
and decriminalization laws around the country,
thinks Nevada - with its embrace of certain
vices and its streak of Western independence
- is a perfect venue.
I agree - screw those Eastern Liberals.
Out in Nevada, they have that independent sprit.
They do what ever the hell they want.
My God, did you know in Nevada you can play poker?
Shhhhhhhhh. It's a secret!
Is regulating pot better than buying it
in dark alleys?
All signs point to yes!
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Subject: Malloy on the radio
It was great to hear Mike Malloy again! A man
with some balls.
Hope u found the link......I had trouble too...
rick
When I become president, I'm looking at Malloy for Secretary of State.
I haven't asked him yet, but he's a patriot - he'd do it.
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We have a few shot glasses left.
If I was
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Random thought...
I was answering an e-mail when I wrote this, and when I read it back
I got scared.
What I wrote was, "If
we win in November, maybe we'll get some answers."
It scared me because they can't afford to lose their grip on power.
If these Fascist bastards are guilty of only half of what we suspect,
they're looking at
death in prison and they won't do that - they'll commit suicide before
they'll go to prison.
And in this Nov 7 elections, if the choices for the GOP are between
"winning" and "suicide,"
I think they're going to pull every trick in the book and ten more
we've never heard of.
They CAN'T let the democrats win because if the Democrats investigate
the Gascist bastards
will be put under oath and when the first guy cracks the wall is going
to crash real damn hard.
I'm calling
it right now, October 20:
The GOP will retain power in
both houses.
It's not what I want, it's
what has to be - in their minds.
The truth can not come
out - it just f-ing can't
That truth MUST remain
hidden no matter what the cost.
The BFEE is Tony Montana and his house is surrounded by Columbians.
Tony is rich, cunning, ruthless and he's trapped in a life-and-death
corner.
How hard is Tony going to fight to win this next battle?
They've committed crimes again and again to cover their original crimes.
They can't afford to have these crimes see the light of day!
The only way I can be wrong is if they're not guilty of any major
crimes.
Either they have a Diebold guarantee in place or
a BIG
terrorist strike is coming,
so big that it causes a "temporary" postponement in the November elections.
New Yorkers, don't you have a relative you need to visit in Iowa?
DC residents, how long since you've been to Atlanta?
Of course, I could be wrong. Maybe Bush & Cheney are decent, honest
statesmen
who would never try to subvert the Constitution to gain more
money and more power...
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Want
to trade links?
The
link page is bigger than ever,
thanks to Chicago
Jim
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to Bart
Put "Link me" in the subject header.
Maybe mention what section you belong in - news, humor, etc
Your link will be seen by dozens
Subject: McCartney vs. Heather
What do you mean by "I
never liked her music anyway?"
Mills isn't a musical performer, she's an activist
of some kind.
Keep swinging the big hammer.
mdg
That was a joke that didn't work.
What I meant was, Paul has written some of the
best music ever (but lately, not so much)
but I don't remember Heather writing anything
- so why should she get half of his money?
Paul started amassing his fortune in 1963.
He meets Heather in 2003 and now she's entitled
to half?
It's different when the wife works two jobs to
put her husband thru medical school.
If he dumps her after that, she should get 75%
of his ass the rest of her life.
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subs
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Check your local Springer on the Radio affiliates
for broadcast times. Listen
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
Mike Returns Monday October 30th at 9PM ET
Look for the new Nova M Radio Network!
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Update
Bart, there will be a Malloy thread on DU tomorrow
at 9:00 with the links that are working.
In fact, http://www.wsai.com/pages/streaming.html
works for me using Windows Media Player.
If you check
the thread in GD, you will find the links we found to be
successful.
Not surprisingly, air america wasn't exactly
working.
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Republican
v. Democrat on Security
by
Burt Hall
consortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
National security again stands as a major issue
in the U.S. national elections.
But unlike 2002 and 2004, polls show it is not
the Republican strong suit it once was.
That's in part because the American people know
more of George W. Bush's real record.
Here, national security expert Burt Hall compares
how the two parties have dealt with terrorism.
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"I
deserve your vote."
Top Ten
Dumbest in DC
radaronline.com
Excerpt:
10) Sen. Jim Bunning (R-KY)
9) Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-RI)
8) Sen. Conrad Burns (R-MT)
7) Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D-GA)
6) Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-OH)
5) Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA)
4) Rep. J.D. Hayworth (R-AZ)
3) Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK)
2) Rep. Don Young (R-AK)
1) Rep. Katherine Harris (R-FL)
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So much
to keep up with...
Mike Malloy subs for Springer October
19 & 20!
Shirley Manson and others will do Pretenders
songs on VH1 Classic Oct 20th
The free Stern offer is October 25 and 26.
My friend Teri's "Ghost Moms" premiers
on WE on October
27, the Friday before Halloween.
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Housekeeping
Here's the deal:
This flood can't shut me down in
the next 30 days - it just can't.
So, the contractor is going to come in next week
and pull the floor up.
We might have to be down that day.
Then I'll turn on some fans and get back to work.
After the election, we'll have them back to do
the real work so I can be
back at my post when Bush starts all his last-minute
crimes and cover-ups.
Y'know what makes it worse? We already have a
flood (that moves us here)
and a hail beatdown on BOTH of our cars, in the
yeast two years. So if I claim this,
my home owners insurance will drop me, so I gotta
eat the costs. ...sons of bitches...
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Marty's
Entertainment Page
always
has good stuff.
Click on the E!
Starring Tally Briggs
Produced by Tally Briggs
Directed by Tally Briggs
Best Boy Tommy Mack
Bush
Talk Radio
Slug-o-rama in the Oval Office
consortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
On a Friday morning last month, White House aides
ushered an influential group of conservative
radio hosts into the Oval Office for a private
audience with the president. For an hour and a half,
Mr. Bush discussed his case for the war in Iraq,
his immigration proposals and even the personality
of his Scottish terrier Barney, who scratched
on the door during the session until the president
relented and let him into the office, according
to several hosts who attended. The meeting, which
was not announced on the president's public schedule,
was part of an intensive Republican Party
campaign to reclaim and re-energize a crucial
army of supporters that is not as likely to walk in
lockstep with the White House as it has in the
past.
Mike
Gallagher, Neal Boortz, Laura Ingraham, Der Fuhrer, Sean Hannity and Michael
Medved.
I think it's amazing that these slugs can sit upright on those couches
without falling off.
Gee, I wonder if they'll be supporters when they leave his Yankfest?
Tell me, of all the people sitting down, who's the most honest?
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Stay the course?
Don't count
them out
by Molly Ivins
truthdig.com
Excerpt:
I'm the one who has been writing for two years
that the American people are fed up with the war
and with Bush's lies and incompetence.
I'm the one that keeps beating the Washington press corps
about the head over how out of touch it is. I'm
the one who has been insisting there's a Democratic
tide out here, and that the people are so far
ahead of the politicians and the media it's painful to watch.
So how come I'm not thrilled? Because I watched
this happen two years ago -same rejection of the war,
same disgust with Bush and Co., same understanding
Republicans are for the rich, period, same polls
showing D's with the lead going right into Election
Day. And the same geographic gerrymander and
same wall of money in the last two weeks. I'm
not close to calling this election, and I'm sure not into
celebrating anything yet.
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Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100
a
barrel
makes $350,000,000
Bush
will steal every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $350,000,000
every
day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Bush's "Bring 'em on"
death taunt is up to...
2782....2787
American victims
Bush killed 5
more soldiers yesterday.
"Bush's war costs $2 billion a week."
-- so by all means, stay the course?
Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.
http://icasualties.org/oif/
Poker
at Al's Part 2
Postoned due to flooding
Hopefully, next issue
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Bill Maher has George Costanza, Barney Frank
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Weekend
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Heroes marathon on NBC to catch up.
That cheerleader made it a hit.
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Subject: Cardinals vs Tigers
Bart, how much do you want to wager on the World
Series this year.
How about a bottle of Chinaco?
Pontiac Tom
I'd like to bet, but your team is better! You
guys swept the competition,
but the Cardinals barely stumbled into this thru
the back-door.
I need some odds, man.
How about two bottles if I win?
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