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"I don't know where Limbaugh got the idea that
telling scurrilous lies about one of
America's favorite celebrities -- and
someone who enjoys a huge amount of public
sympathy to boot -- was a shrewd political
move. But the Dems should be damned
glad he did. Rush may have just
booted away Missouri's Republican Senate seat."
--billmon, Link
Note: Missouri is the vulgar Pigboy's home state.
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He stays
the course
by Josh Marshall
talkingpointsmemo.com
Excerpt:
It's worth remembering why Bush, short of being
forced kicking and screaming, will never and
can never withdraw American forces from Iraq.
By 2004, it was depressingly clear the whole
matter was never going to come to a good end.
But President Bush got the country to reinvest
and the country has kept on doing so since then
with some factor of lives, money and time.
As long as that's the case Bush and his supporters
can keep up the increasingly ludicrous pretense
that Iraq isn't a failure but simply a work in
progress that hasn't been given the necessary time to work.
Bush's interests are not the same as the country's.
He's maxed out, in for 100%.
If Iraq is a failure, a mistake, then the same
words will be written right after his name in the
history books. A country, though, can take missteps
and mistakes, course corrections and dead ends,
and move on. We've done it before and we'll do
it again. But President Bush can't and won't withdraw
from Iraq because when he does, under the current
conditions, he'll sign the epitaph, the historical
death warrant for his presidency. Unlike in the
past there are no family friends to pawn the failure
off on and let them take the loss. It's all his.
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"The current support for Bush's impeachment
is much, much higher than support for
Clinton's impeachment ever was. Yet,
the media refuses to talk about impeaching Bush...
Clinton's 73% approval rating during
impeachment is double that of Bush's - 35%."
--flicknut, Link
The American whore media continue to protect this Fascist monster -
at all costs.
And all the time, they whine about the media being "out to get him."
They won't ask the impeachment question because more than half
want him gone,
while 3/4 wanted Clinton left alone to resume the peace and
prosperity he brought us.
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Nazi
with the funnest name?
He's a total Fascist thug.
Dick Mountjoy before
Mountjoy dicks you.
Why I hate
people with Parkinson's
Vulgar Pigboy says Michael J Fox is faking it
WaHoPo
Excerpt:
Rush Limbaugh attacked Michael J. Foxi, suggesting
Fox was "acting" in a commercial
where he's shown shaking while endorsing the
importance of stem cell research.
"He is exaggerating the effects of the disease,"
Limbaugh
bellowed with hate.
"He's moving all around and shaking and it's
purely an act."
"This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox,"
Limbaugh said.
"Either he didn't take his medication or he's
acting."
Those Parkinsons disease people are always faking it.
Same for those with MS, always pretending they're disabled.
The people dying from cancer? Same thing - they're all lying.
If only everyone could be as honest as the Oxycontin child molester.
Gee, Rush - if only you had Parkinsons.
Then you could show us how easy it is to control.
Wait, Muhammed Ali has Parkinson's, righty?
Maybe Ali would like to explain it to Rush, personally?
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"He is exaggerating the effects of the disease.
He's moving all around and shaking
and it's purely an act...This is really
shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn't
take his medication or he's acting."
-- Rush the vulgar Pigboy,
also known as "Ann Coulter with a penis", probably...
"When you see someone with those movements,
it's not because they have not taken
medication but because they probably
have taken medication for some time.
If you don't take the medication, then
you freeze."
-- the National Parkinson Foundation,
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Subject: Obama isn't ready?
While Barack has only been in Politics for two
years,
Bush has been an oxygen thief all his life.
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Bush October
death toll hits 91
Those men aren't coming home - thanks
to Bush's lies
yahoo.news
Excerpt:
U.S. officials said Tuesday Iraqi leaders have
agreed to develop a timeline for progress
in stabilizing Iraq, and Iraqi forces should
be able to take full control of security in the country
in the next 12 to 18 months with "some level"
of American support.
Bush is cutting and running again.
He always said a "date certain" would help the
terrorists.
Is a "timeline" any different from a "date certain?"
Even as October marked the deadliest month for
U.S. forces in Iraq this year, General Casey
said he felt he should continue to focus on drawing
down American forces in the country.
On Tuesday, four more U.S. troops died, raising
the month's toll to 91.
Gen. Casey said he would not hesitate to ask for
more troops if he felt they were necessary.
More horseshit.
Every general whose future is not in Bush's bloody hands says we need
more troops.
Casey has been ordered to keep his mouth shut about more troops.
In a few years, Casey will write a book confirming this, but how many
thousands
more soldiers must be pushed into the meat grinder make Bush look not-so-bad?
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Subject: Obama?
Bart,
Am I the only one that still remembers that America
has this territory called the South?
I don't think his short time span in politics
is as much a problem as the color of his skin.
There is no way the Southern Gentry is going to
let any black person run the country.
It won't happen!!!!
It took how many years to get the Dixie flag
from flying over several Southern State Capitals?
Let's get real....sad to say, but true, that
this is the current state of American Racism.
Love the WPE T-shirt out here in Sacramento.
Haven't gotten any free drinks yet, but maybe
go to Nevada and get a free JOINT?
Keep Hammering,
California Dave
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"The best news
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Subject: Nova M Radio Phoenix
Whoda ever thunk it!
A progressive radio network located in Phoenix!
Consider this however... W feel tremors in Phoenix
from time to time...
We believe they are caused by Barry Goldwater
rolling over in his grave
when he sees what Bush and his neocon buddies
are up to.
Keep the Faith;
Ken
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Quotes
"Yesterday, Bill O'Reilly said Afghanistan
has been "successful" and that "there's no danger
at all of the Taliban reclaiming that
country." At the worst, he said, the Taliban will be "annoying."
--Think Progress, Link
"U.S. military officials say cross-border attacks
by the Taliban are up "300 percent" since
Musharraf declared a "truce" with tribal
leaders in the region that borders Afghanistan."
--Gretchen Peters, Link
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Another
Bush car fatality
As always, they failed to test for alcohol
usatoday.com
Excerpt:
NEW HAVEN, Conn. (AP) - A police officer died
Saturday after being struck by an SUV driven
by a federal judge. Officer Dan Picagli
was hit while directing traffic in the rain Tuesday night.
The SUV was driven by John Walker, a judge on
the U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals.
He was leaving work when the accident happened,
police said.
Police Chief Francisco Ortiz said the accident
remained under investigation, but officers did not
feel it was necessary to test Walker for drugs
or alcohol. Walker was appointed to the court in
1989 by his cousin, George Herbert Herbert Bush.
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Quotes
"One cannot win the Global War on Terror if
one does not understand it."
-- Dennis Hastert (R-Pedo), explaining why Bush is losing both wars, Link
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Economic
Report
demounderground.com
Excerpt:
As working families consider whether the economy
has been good or bad to them two weeks
before the elections they're not feeling as rosy
about the economy as Wall Street or Bush.
According to the EPI, working family real income
has dropped by $3,000 since 2000.
And while jobs are paying less in inflation-adjusted
wages job creation for September was
the weakest since Hurricane Katrina. As EPI puts
it, the pie being baked by U.S. workers
grows bigger each year while the slices they
get grow smaller.
CNN keeps wetting themselves about new stock highs
"every day."
Gosh, the economy is doing "great"
under Der Fuhrer.
They never mention that it took Bush 6 years to break
even with Clinton's high.
And Clinton TRIPLED Herbert Herbert's stock highs, but
they never mention that.
As always, CNN is doing everything they can to help the Republicans.
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ever?
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Quotes
"When you vote, you will determine the taxes
you pay for years to come.
You will feel the results every April
15."
-- Dubya, on why we have to
pay more - so the super-rich can pay less Link
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Subject: Bush spies on GOP congress
People are asking themselves if they reelect Republicans
how they will be able to
solve the problem with gay Republicans wanting
to have sex with underage pages.
But this isn't a problem for Republicans because
in their wisdom they passed laws
that will protect the children from their sexual
advances. Those who call this a
"do nothing Congress" don't appreciate the wisdom
of the laws they passed.
You see, they gave Bush the authority spy on Congress.
He can tap their phones
and email and Instant Message access and Bush
will be watching over them to
make sure they keep their hands off the kids.
Could Congress object to Bush tapping their phones?
If there was anything wrong
with Bush spying on Congress then why would they
have voted to let him do it?
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
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Tenet joins
Carlyle Group
His reward for slam-dunking Bush's phony war
Link
Excerpt:
George Tenet has joined QinetiQ, a subsidiary
of The Carlyle Group, the company said Tuesday.
Critics blamed Tenet during his CIA reign for
sexing up the intelligence that allowed Bush to rape
and murder Iraq and possibly green-lighting the
9-11 attacks.
QinetiQ is partly owned by The Carlyle Group,
whose criminal members included Poppy Bush,
arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi, former Brit PM John
Major and soon, Der Monkey's Poodle Blair.
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Subject: Limbaugh attacks Michael
J. Fox
Is it safe to assume he just blew it for his wonderful
party?
Then again, that's what Republinazis do best:
Picking on teenaged girls
("Chelsea is the White House dog") and
people with Parkinson's Disease
because they can't fight back.
This is a new low even for this drug addict.
BeatlesGirl
That's why they call him the vulgar Pigboy.
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Just a thought
about Barak Obama
The Ranting of an aged Hippy
Link
Excerpt:
In order to get the meat animals to slaughter,
you must round them up, herd them, brand them,
push them into trucks or train cars, push them
into pens and stockades, trap them in Feed lots
or concentration camps, and then drive them up
the chute to the actual slaughtering process.
This first part takes some brutality, some absolute
control, and a whole lot of pushing and shoving.
The second part though is different. By the time
you get meat animals to slaughter, you want them
calm and accepting. Obama is a slick boy
who radiates good will and intelligence. He wouldn't
be a setup to get us to calmly accept the axe,
would he?
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Subject: Bart is right
Bart,
A couple days ago you wrote that the repugnantcans
could not
afford to lose and that Rove would not let it
happen.
Didya hear that arrogant SOB today on NPR?
When asked by Robert Seigle about bad repuke
poll numbers he blew him off.
He said: "You use you math and I'll use THE math."
The US is a de-facto dictatorship.
Time to start the revolution.
Dave in Michigana
"We
want it all, and we're going to get it!"
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Impeach
the bastards
smirkingchimp.com
Excerpt:
These weak-kneed sissies are worse than simply
political cowards--they are violators of their
own oaths of office, which commit them to upholding
and defending the US Constitution - a
document which even they have to admit is under
grave attack by this president and his thugs.
If Pelosi&Co. will not stand up and defend
that document and the institution of Congress that
Bush has so defiled with his signing statements,
We the People must make them do it.
The first step, of course, is to throw out the
Republican majority in Congress.
Then we have to turn our political sights and
our righteous rage on the Democrats who,
through their decade of habitual cowering, have
enabled and are now protecting this
criminal regime from the aggressive investigation
that it so richly deserves.
Impeachment in 2007!
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I always liked
Suzanna Hoffs
Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100
a
barrel
makes $350,000,000
Bush
will steal every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $350,000,000
every
day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Bush's "Bring 'em on"
death taunt is up to...
2803....2804
American victims
Bush killed another soldier yesterday.
Why are the military families silent?
Do they still think their loved ones died for a reason?
Are they willing to doante more sons & daughters?
"Bush's war costs $2.3 billion a week."
Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.
http://icasualties.org/oif/
Quotes
"As long as I don't call her a lesbian, I'm
OK... "
-- Sen. Clinton's Fascist bastard Republican (I repeat myself) challenger,
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Hey, don't laugh.
That's how Bush beat Ann Richards in Texas - he kept calling
her a lesbo.
Voters are super-stupid, Limbaugh-esque attacks work.
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TV Stuff
Cardinals
take 2-1 lead in World Series
Game Four tonight - Suppan (12-7) vs. Bonderman (14-8)
Have you ever seen a show crazier than Lost?
They never do anything, the storyline never moves along,
but each week they discover more "clues."
Clues to what?
After three years on the island, they've really only been there 60 days.
They have more guest stars on this deserted island than Gilligan ever
did.
All we need now is the Harlem Globetrotters.
The only show that makes less sense than Lost is
The Nine.
Something happened in that bank on Episode One, and if you watch all
season,
our cliff-hanger miiiiight drop a hint at next year's re-telling
of what might've happened.
David Lynch on magic mushrooms would seem grounded next to these guys.
Bring back the backwards-talking midget - at least he made sense.
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Subject: Obama
The newly constructed 'bandwagon' for Obama is
the MSM vehicle to
come up with a Democrat candidate who they know
is un-electable.
I have reservations on Obama's war views and his
'Democrat' tendency
of lacking the testerone to really fight for
Democrat ideas.
And I have serious reservations about Hillary
for the same reasons.
She soft-pedals criticism of the war because
of her large Jewish constituency
but, at some point, the obvious must be accepted
by her and everyone else:
The Iraq war is a failed bamboozlement.
Craig
Kinda disagree,
Kinda agree,
She's waaaaaay ahead of you,
I agree.
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Vote for
Del Castillo as the best act
at this year's Austin City Limits festival.
Link
Note: Not sure why, but Rick DC is currently in Slovakia
recording with a choir and an orchestra.
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'Clinton
talked to my wife'
Fuming Kutcher wants a piece of Bill
Link
Excerpt:
Punky told Leno that Clinton made eyes
at his wife at a recent function.
Punky said he felt like ''the invisible
man.''
ha ha
"I don't think he looked at me the whole time,''
Kutcher fumed.
"I was like the guy that wasn't there.''
ha ha
Hey Punky - maybe if you acted like you were a man?
Instead of a pathetic whiner?
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