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Weekend-Monday, Nov 4-6, 2006 Vol 1871 - Mud Stuck
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Quotes
"Now the real work begins: The GOP has only
two days to convince
their idiot base that Saddam was found
guilty of the 9-11 attacks."
--Hoffmania, Link
The crooked president and the American whore media have teamed up
to misinform can't-pay-attention Americans that Saddam was responsible.
How bad is it?
A third of Democrats believe that lie, too.
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Bush Will
Say Anything
by Robert Parry
Excerpt:
The Nov. 7 elections are shaping up as a test
of how gullible the American people have become.
In campaign stops, Bush is delivering a medley
of his favorite lies, half'truths and non sequiturs
about Iraq and the "war on terror." Yet the President's
listeners seem to revel in the distortions,
celebrating with shouts of "USA! USA!"
and responding on cue when Bush has them mock the Democrats.
"One of the lessons of 9-11 is that when we see
a threat we have got to take that threat seriously
before it materializes," Bush told a cheering
throng in Springfield, Missouri, on Nov. 3.
"It's an essential lesson in this new war. I
saw a threat in Saddam Hussein."
Bush's talking point about this "essential lesson"
is greeted like a golden oldie from the rally-round
-the-President days after 9/11. Though the consequences
of Bush's faulty prediction about Iraq can
now be measured in the deaths of more than 2,800
American soldiers and other horrible costs,
it still works as an applause line.
Reminder:
Bart's Law #1
Don't EVER tell the truth in a political
campaign.
People want to be lied to.
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the internet
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Quotes
"I am a deceiver and a liar. There is part
of my life that is so repulsive
and dark that I've been warring against
it all of my adult life."
-- Ted Haggard, explaining why the GOP hates themselves so much,
Link
"I
can't put down the pipe!"
"He was preaching that marriage should only
be between a man and a woman,
and he's going behind his wife's back
and seeing a gay man for sex -
I felt like I owed it to the gay community
to expose the hypocrisy,"
-- Ted Haggard's gay lover, Link
I wonder - do they hate Haggard now?
Do they hate him because he's "one of them?"
Or is this their opportunity to see that "good
people" can be gay, too?
Update:
On CNN this morning, the now-top evangelical nut was asked,
"Do evangelicals believe that Ted Haggard
was born gay?"
And the cowardly liar answered, "Evangelicals
are suuuuuuuuuuuuch
a diverse group, it's hard to say what each
of them believe."
Yeah, the evangelicals span the entire spectrum - from stupid handjob to crazy handjob.
This cowardlt liar doesn't even believe the lies he sells
to the stupid sheep.
He knows it's a political wedge issue and a great fundraiser for them.
It's all about the money and the power.
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Neocons
turn on Bush
Perle, Adelman, Rubin and From
"If
elected, the Democrats will mess up my Iraqi Paradise!"
Excerpt:
Several prominent neoconservatives have turned
on Der Fuhrer days before critical midterm elections,
lambasting his incompetence in Iraq and questioning
the wisdom of the invasion they promoted.
Richard Perle and Kenneth Adelman, who were both
Pentagon advisers before the war, Michael Rubin,
a former senior Pentagon official and David Frum,
a former Bush speechwriter, were among the neocons
who recanted to Vanity Fair.
"I just presumed that what I considered to be
the most competent national security team since Truman
was indeed going to be competent," Mr Adelman
said. "They turned out to be deadly, dysfunctional."
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Quotes
I'm living with war in my heart
I'm living with war in my heart in my mind
I'm living with war right now
Don't take no tidal wave
Don't take no mass grave
Don't take no smokin' gun
To show how the west was won
But when the curtain falls, I pray for peace
Try to remember peace (visualize)
In the crowded streets
In the big hotels
In the mosques and the doors of the old museum
I take a holy vow
To never kill again
Try to remember peace
The rocket's red glare
Bombs bursting in air
Give proof through the night,
That our flag is still there
I'm living with war everyday
I'm living with war in my heart everyday
I'm living with war right now
--
Neil Young's Living with War
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Subject: troops are dupes?
Most of the people I've met who glorify the military
have never served in the military.
All this stuff about protecting our country and
fighting for our freedom is silly. I had many friends
who fought in Vietnam and some who didn't come
home. The ones who came home said they
fought to stay alive and to keep their buddies
alive. When they were in a firefight they weren't
thinking about all that phony stuff like saving
Democracy and protecting the homeland, they were
fighting to save their asses.
When you're in the military you quickly learn
that you're just a number and the officers don't
give a damn about you. The officers care only
about looking good to their superiors and protecting
themselves from any accountability. The cliché
about crap flowing down hill is true.
A perfect example is Abu Ghraib where the enlisted
people took the hit for applying the
policies formulated by the officers and civilians
above them. So much for honor and integrity.
Wild Bill
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Subject: Alyssa Peterson, 27
Bart, that story said,
"Peterson objected to the interrogation techniques
used on prisoners. She refused
to participate after only two nights
working in the unit known as the cage.
The Army has refused to describe the
interrogation techniques Alyssa objected to"
I would doubt she pulled the trigger. She
"committed suicide" by objecting to torture.
My guess is the people who enjoy that sort of
thing took care of the rest.
Geoff
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Betty Bowers on Ted Haggard
Excerpt:
I suspect that this will be a rather uncomfortable
weekend at the Ted Haggard tax-free mansion.
You see, Reverend Haggard is a vociferous spokesperson
against gay marriage and, until yesterday,
his wife probably had no idea she was actually
in one.
Oh, I can hear some of you gals used to being
around florists and Governors of New Jersey -- and Texas
-- cackling. You think I'm selling the
woman's intuition for pushily obvious queenery short. But if Haggard's
unblinking congregation could sit and listen
to such a liturgical Liberace week after week and not realize they
were in the presence of someone who makes Barry
Manilow in a full-length mink look butch, they really need
to recalibrate their ability to detect prescription-strength
doses of flamboyance. Because if you can't tell that
Haggard is not just gay, but marabou mules wearing
gay, you must have bought your refurbished Gaydar at
the same kiosk Tom Cruise got his E-meter.
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Picking up a soldier at the airport
Quotes
"I had been promised that my remarks
would not be published before the election."
--
Richard Perle, on his anti-Bush remarks in Vanity Fair,
Link
First, you trusted America's whore press?
Second, why did you want Bush to be free to bungle
and kill
another 2800 soldiers with no oversight
for the next two years?
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Random thought...
Republicans keep saying they are voting early (absentee ballots and such) in droves.
That's spooky because they're doing it for this reason:
The exit polls are going to show a landslide for Democrats, but...
by laying this "we voted early" horseshit, they'll be able to say that's
why
the exit polls all showed a Demo landslide - which isn't true - they'll
claim.
Der Fuhrer and Himmler have been very confident for weeks.
Let's hope they don't fool the idiot Dems for the fourth
time in a row.
"They would never cheat - shame on Bart for even thinking
that!"
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Dems vs GOP
"I
didn't not have sexual relations with that woman."
And he didn't.
And he did.
Subject: from a soldier's blog
"Iraq is made of candy.
So, I've finally made it to Iraq, and guess what?
All that stuff about it being hot and unpleasant?
Bullshit.
The entire country is made of candy.
From Bubble Gum Lane in Tikrit, to the chocolate
palaces of Saddam Hussein,
this is a land of creamy nougat and sweet delights.
Rather then being peopled
with dour Muslim folk, the country is ran by
delightful elves who tend gorgeous
candy cities, rising to the clear blue sky like
a delicious chocolate Babylon.
In Iraq, we cavort and play to the merry piping
of the pan flute by day,
and sleep peacefully under the starry skies by
night.
Truly, this is a land of such surpassing glory
as to be fit for ribald song.
This place sucks."
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Dems on National Security
Excerpt:
DAVE: That's why they sent a third of the troops
needed.
LISA: And invaded a country that hadn't killed a single American in ten years.
DAVE: And lied through their teeth - "uranium from Africa, mushroom clouds, WMD".. all baloney.
LISA: A billion people hate our guts now
- the world used to love us.. That's sure making us safer.
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"The best news in the field.'
Quotes
"Although these are Army Times and the
Military Times, they're a Gannet
publication."
--Tony Snow, calling those publications left-wing rags,
Link
"I'll
say or do anything for $50."
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That bastard, Frist
Excerpt:
I love online poker! I play online several times
a week.
It's one of my favorite things in the universe,
next to beer pong.
And once again the watchdogs of morality have
stripped me of an activity I adore.
According to Forbes.com, "Frist tacked the
gambling measure onto a port security bill
in the final minutes before Congress recessed.
The bill was passed by a vote of 409 to 2."
You creep! You fiend!
You snuck it through?
You lowlife. You slime.
You consumer of barnyard porn!
At the last minute, you tacked the gambling measure
on to an anti-terrorism bill knowing
full well that any congressman who voted against
it would be [labeled as weak on terror.]
These liars claim they want less
spending and smaller government, but once they get in,
we're at war, spending skyrockets and the government
is all over your civil and privacy rights.
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Post-Halloween
Special - 1M shirts for $7M
(Must be shipped to same address)
We have a few shot glasses left.
Nazi engineered
'kids' meet
Hey - nobody chooses to be born
Excerpt:
The children of a Nazi program aimed at creating
an "Aryan elite" met Saturday in Germany
in an effort to banish the specter that has haunted
many of them since their birth.
The "Lebensborn" or "font of life" project was
a series of homes run by Heinrich Himmler's SS
that were to provide the stock to help run a
Nazi empire. The homes were popularised later
as stud farms for a blond-haired, blue-eyed master
race.
Matthias Meissner said the meeting was necessary
to bring the homes out in the open
and lay some of the myths about them to rest.
"The aim was to take the children out into the
open, to encourage them to find their origins
- but also to show that the cliche of the blond-haired,
blue-eyed stud farm is not correct," he said.
Many children were ostracised after the war and
they have remained a sensitive topic that's seldom
discussed in Germany. There was the stigma
of SS association -- was father a war criminal?
Life must be unbearable - knowing Papa was a Nazi bastard.
All this time, and they're just now getting to
it?
I always wondered what happened to the blond-haired,
blue-eyed kids.
They're just now coming to grips with who they
are?
That's gotta be tough, especially in a country
where "Nazi talk" was illegal.
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Random thought...
Why is the cat killer retiring from his senate seat?
To begin his run for the White House?
Is America that crazy?
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Subject: lower standards
During the Clinton years, in the military there
was always money to do fun non-combat type
deployments, to get supplies and equipment for
day to day stuff and for building projects.
Standards were must tougher also. To get in the
Special Forces you had to be a sergeant,
have at least 5 years time in service and pass
the grueling 3 week selection course, which
most didn't get selected.
That was just the get your hand on the doorknob.
So by the time you graduated there
wasn't many there that you started with. I could
go on and on but you get the idea.
The Special Forces were indeed the elite of the
elite.
In my opinion the most highly trained and most
motivated soldiers in the world.
In Bush's America to get apply for the Special
Forces ALL you need
is to be male and over the age of 16 and pass
a Physical Training test.
Tim
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Subject: The entertaining Christopher Hitchens
Bart, you wrote:
> Christopher, just to be sure you know - we don't want you on
our side.
> Stay over there with the nasty-ass cavemen and the Fascist gay-bashers
Bart, I feel the same about Hitchens as you do.
But it was greatly entertaining to see him and
the self-hating, but intelligent, Andrew Sullivan
both explaining to Bush-whore Paula Zahn that
her hero is delusional, the other night on CNN.
I thought Paula's head was going to explode.
Now, that's entertainment.
ha ha
Did they understand how stupid that makes them look?
After all the years they've been whoring about,
"Bush is the real deal!"
As hateful as Hitchens is, I can't help but admire
how he can still string coherent sentences
together when he's drunk enough to make the average
man look for a place to lie down.
Back in the day, I could do that.
Dan
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November Special
Chinaco Anejo shortage
If you come across a bottle of Chinaco
Anejo
and
send it to me,
I will fix you up with a year of BCR membership - a $120
value.
bartcop.com
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Quotes
"I have heard that you were gay, sir, and I
wanted to know if that was true,"
--
reporter to "well-mannered, articulate and impeccably groomed"
Link
(and
single) Charlie Crist, Republican running for Jeb Bush's job
Of course, he lied and said he wasn't because
GOP candidates
can't run for any elected office without a mask
that bigots will accept.
Note: Bush offered to join Crist and Jeb for some last-minute
campaigning..
Crist refused - he's trying to win.
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Subject: Military vs Bush
All four independent military papers, the
Army Time, the Navy Times,
The Marine Corp Times and The Air Force Times,
are coming out against Bush.
A day before the election they are calling for
Rumsfield to resign.
That are saying with a single voice that, "Regardless
of which party wins Nov. 7,
the time has come, Mr. President, to face the
hard bruising truth: Rumsfield must go."
These independent papers can speak freely where
those serving in the military can not.
The military is crying out for the voters help
and they want you to vote Republicans out.
If
you support the troops then listen to them now.
Rumsfield must go.
Marc Perkel
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Colbert
turned the tide?
Let's hope the tide has turned
Excerpt:
The defining moment may have been when Colbert
[put Der Fuhrer in his place]. Call it a cultural primary.
His performance was judged a bomb by the Washington
press corps, which yukked it up instead for a
Bush impersonator who joined the president in
a benign sketch commissioned by the White House.
But millions of Americans watching C-Span and
the Web did get Mr. Colbert's routine. They recognized
that the Beltway establishment sitting stone-faced
in his audience was the butt of his jokes, especially the
very news media that had parroted Bush administration
fictions leading America into the quagmire of Iraq.
Five months later, a
video of Mr. Colbert's dinner speech is still a runaway iTunes hit
and his comic
contempt for Washington is more popular than
ever. It's enough to give you hope that the voters may rally
for reality on this crucial Election Day even
as desperate politicians and some of their media enablers try
one more time to stay their fictional course.
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Subject: Rumsfeld
My Dear Bartcop:
Keith Olbermann says the Military Times Media
Group (Publishers of the Army Times,
Navy Times, Marine Times & Air Force Times)
will call for Donald Rumsfeld's resignation
or firing in Monday's editorial!
Just thought you would like to know!
Stan in Durant
That's more bad news for Der Monkey, who just declared Rumsfeld is staying
because "he's doing such a great job"
following the orders his generals give him..
It's as if Bush is trying to lose this election.
Question:
Is The Army Times a
silly, handjob publication?
I went there Saturday to verify the Rumsfeld story (didn't find it)
but I did see their TOP STORY
Help judge this year's 'Military Idol'
Just
three soldiers are still contenders for the
title
of Military Idol, and you can help decide
which
one should win Saturday. (more)
What the "F" is wrong with them?
Don't they know there's a war going on?
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Quotes
"Testimony in the Foley investigation is proving
that Hastert,
Reynolds and Rove knew full-well about
Mark Foley for years.
Foley didn't want to run again and
Rove talked him into it."
--Andrew Sullivan, Fascist gay architect,
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Subject: Kerry
I thought evangelicals were against gay marriage
for reasons of morality.
Since evangelicals require that people who have
sex get married, maybe their
opposition is based on not wanting to have to
marry their gay lovers.
I'm surprised that Ted Haggard was caught in a
relationship with a gay hooker.
I can't be an evangelical myself because it's
just not my kind of life style.
I think I'll stick with being a heterosexual
Atheist for moral reasons.
Marc Perkel
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Did Kerry know?
Excerpt:
John Kerry not only knew that the voting machines
could be hacked and votes manipulated before
he conceded the election, he knew that in fact
it had happened. Yes, that is right, Kerry knew there
was evidence that the election could have been
rigged and he still threw in the towel. I have always
wondered how Kerry suddenly catapulted to the
lead spot in that election. Could it have been a
very orchestrated effort to make sure that if
something went wrong and the Republicans weren't
able to control and win the election as planned
that someone who supported the agenda behind
the war on terrorism would still be at the helm?
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Tuesday
night in Live Chat
Spend some time with friends - maybe even celebrating
Either way, we'll witness history together.
Will the Fascist bastards continue to ruin Amerikkka?
Or will the scared pussies get the subpoena power they need to clean
up the cesspool?
Jon Stewart will be live that night, probably with more reliable news
than the bastards
at FOX and CNN who allowed Bush's relatives to fabricate the results,
which caused
the other sheep networks to fall in line because they're not
in the news business.
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This Just In...
Pigboy: Jesus faked Crucifixtion
Excerpt:
"Those aren't real nails" says the foul-mouthed,
fear-mongering, drug-addicted scumbag.
Rush Limbaugh took time out from sacrificing chickens
and small children to the Dark Lord,
whoring for the GOP and desperately trying to
hide the fact that he is, in fact, everything he
professes to hate this morning, to cast doubt
on the authenticity of Jesus' crucifixion.
"I don't buy it for a second", spluttered Limbaugh,
whilst masturbating furiously over a picture
of Bush in fish-nets and high-heels. "He's
wriggling around on that cross like a spastic worm,
arms flapping all over the place. He's a professional
liar! Those wounds on his hands? Ketchup!
Nails through the feet? Bought them in a joke
shop! Crown of thorns? Crown of cotton wool.
Spear through the side? Barely tickled him, and
I ain't the only one that says so either."
"Jesus
is lying!"
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Marty's Entertainment Page
always has good stuff.
Click on the E!
This
picture was taken on Halloween.
I
wore my shirt while giving out candy and all the kids loved it.
Some
parents asked where to get one - I said Bartcop.com.
I
love your site and check it everyday. Keep up the good work.
Quotes
"We all have to move forward now. This doesn't
make what Ted accomplished
here any less. The farther up you are,
the more you are a target for Satan."
-- Christine
Rayes, blaming Satan for Ted Haggard being gay
Link
Hmmm, sounds like she's saying at least two things:
Sometimes major church leaders
are tools of Satan and
Gays can accomplish great things
even in gay-hating churches
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USS Intrepid
stuck in the mud
Apt metaphor for what Bush did to the military
Excerpt:
The aircraft carrier USS Intrepid was supposed
to go to New Jersey for an overhaul,
but like the Bush quagmire, it's stuck in the
mud so the move was postponed.
The Intrepid's giant propellers got stuck in the
mud as the tugboats strained to move it.
It eventually began inching backward out of its
berth, but moved only a few feet.
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Subject: 'We have Osama and we're not giving him up' ?
You know, that's not the way I remember it.
I remember them saying,
"Show us some proof and we'll FedEx him right
over."
We essentially remember the same thing - I write in shorthand.
How many months or years would it have taken to assemble that proof?
And after those months or years, what if the Taliban said, "We're not
convinced?"
President MLK damn well would have shown some
statesmanship and everybody
in the WORLD would have said, "Wow, those
Americans are a class act."
America would never have stood for that.
2700 funerals in New York while the city smolders - and President MLK
could
get away with saying, "Let's reject revenge,
let's use our cool heads to resolve this?"
If MLK dragged his feet for months or years only to have the Taliban
reject his proof
he would be forced to resign and his VP would not make the same mistake.
But no, America wanted catharsis, America wanted to kick some ass, and here we are.
You and I don't have the facts because Bush is
lying - that's for certain.
But America wouldn't be denied attacking the
attackers.
It was Bush's move into Iraq that was the "wrong
war," not Afghanistan.
If MLK was in the park and some Bush voters started
slapping his littlew girl around,
do you hew he would've turned the other cheek
and offered to pray with them?
Protecting your own isn't a sign that you're
a madman.
Bombing Afghanistan didn't rebuild the Towers.
But that's crazy talk.
Should we free every child murderer because keeping
them in jail won't bring the kids back?.
Bush couldn't even get rid of the Taliban...
He could have if getting Osama was his goal, but
instead,
Bush got a hardon for Iraq's oil and a noble
cause was perverted for personal profit.
-- but getting rid of the Taliban could have been
done in a much, much better way
than it was done, and nothing we did over there
has been a credit to America.
Michael
If I read you right, you just called Pat Tillman
a sap and a dupe.
You're calling everyone who volunteered
to DEFEND AMERICA a sap.
That's crazy talk.
Tell me, if your house catches fire one night when you're out of town,
would you like some sap walking by to attempt a rescue of your wife
& kids?
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Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100
a
barrel
makes $350,000,000
Bush
will steal every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $350,000,000 every day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days 
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
2829....2836
American victims
Bush killed 7
soldiers over the weekend.
While
they were dying,
Exxon
made $300M in profit
Why do the families stay silent?
Exxon's new slogan
$100M
and 3.4 soldiers a day!
Meanwhile, Bush's war costs taxpayers
$2 billion a week.
He's the greatest president ever - if you have oil stocks.
Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.
Saddam sentenced to Death
Isn't that the most amazing coincidence?
That Bush's puppet government would find Saddam guilty 2 days before
the election?
Reminder:
Saddam committed these crimes before the BFEE went into business with
him.
Once they no longer needed him, they charged him with old crimes.
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What a great weekend it was!
Saturday, she said, "You're taking me to lunch,"
so we did that.
We decided to try Tulsa's new Agave Mexican Grill and Cantina.
This was a fancy place, too. The booths cost about $4,000 each, which
is
kind of a waste because with Mexican food you can so super-cheap on
the furnishing and declare it "authentic Mexican atmosphere."
As we walked in the door, I spotted a Tequila List standing upright
on the bar.
I glanced at it and saw what every Mexican restaurant should offer:
Samples of three shots of tequila for $12.
They even had Don Julio Real ($50 a shot) and "Herradura" for $30.
I asked Juanita if the Herradura was the Suprema Selecion and
her reply?
"We don't have any liquor - we're having trouble
getting our liquor license."
Nobody wants to make any money in this country. They might make an extra
thousand dollars
a day profit with high-dollar tequilas, but they ran into a snag.
I've gotten two liquor licenses in
Oklahoma so why can't this obviously-heavy-funded Agave Grill
get theirs on-time?
Then we watched our Razorbacks dismantle those Struttin' Cocks from Carolina.
Sunday started out uber-perfect.
It was raining (Thank you, God) with temps in the high fifties, so
we made ourselves
a couple of toddies and went outside where I built a roaring fire in
the chiminea.
We enjoyed the break in the 90-degree desert and loved every minute
of it.
But we had no idea how great the day would get!
With 35 seconds left, the Redskins missed the winning field goal.
Seconds later, those cheating Cowboys got to set up a 35-yard
field goal.
Then Dallas kicked is blocked and returned 30 yards to the Dallas
44.
Dallas guard Kyle Kosier is called for cheating, moving the
ball to the 29 as time expires.
Since a game can't end on a defensive penalty, the Redskins kicked
Dallas in the head to win.
Woo Hoo!
What a great weekend it was!
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Subject: "Even if you hate marijuana..."
The damage done by alcohol outstrips that of all
other recreational drugs *combined* (look it up).
Marijauna isn't even in the same ballpark for
toxicity.
Everyone knows that it's possible to overdo anything
good, and that includes pot.
But if people have the choice, maybe some of
them will switch to cannabis,
which would unarguably mean a healthier society.
Isn't this AMERICA, for fuck's sake?
I thought that meant freedom of choice, within
reason.
And if "big alcohol" opposes this, then that's
the same thing,
in spirit, as what the tobacco companies have
done.
You're the best, buddy.
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Americans refuse to make big decisions based on common sense and logic.
Instead, they try to do what some handjob claims some non-existent
God wants.
The loving God wants people to be in pain for months or years?
The loving God wants cancer patients to be unable to keep food down?
The loving God wants glaucoma patients to go blind?
In America, religious insanity is a bigger problem than race.
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Excerpt:
Elisabeth
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Subject: Shirley Manson and Garbage
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