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Wednesday, Nov 8, 2006 Vol
1873 - Blue Tsunami
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"Message to Dems: You've got the lead in Montana
and Virginia.
You won. Declare Control of the
Senate Now.
Dems should just take over the Senate.
Act Republican.
You won. Declare Control of the
Senate Now."
-- Buzzflash
Excellent advice!
They should declare themselves winners and if
Macaca or Burns complain,
just call them "bastards and sore losers" and
demand that they pack up their offices.
Don't coddles these bastards - kick them out
on their asses.
Payback can be a bigger bitch than Lynn Cheney
- if handled properly.
Note: CNN says ( 1PM Central) Democrats won in Montana.
All we have to do now is get the bloody deer head out of the senate.
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"Republicans thought the voters would greet
them as liberators "
--Bob Harris, Link
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American
Voters Just Say No
by Robert Parry
consortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
Voters rejected Bush's designs for transforming
the United States into a one-party government
run by an all-powerful executive waging endless
war abroad and throttling constitutional liberties at home.
In essence, the voters asserted themselves as
the final check and balance in the U.S. political system,
giving the Democrats control of the House and
putting them within reach of a Senate majority as well.
The results were even more devastating for Bush
and Rove because the President had sought to
turn the Democratic tide by nationalizing the
election and taking to the stump with harsh attacks.
Bush equated a Democratic win with a victory
for the "terrorists" and a defeat for America.
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This Just In...
Rumsfeld fired for incompetence,
just days after Bush said he'd stay for two more years.
Pelosi said that would be a good idea at 10 AM, Rummy resigned
at Noon.
Maybe he could ask some old friends for a job?
Whoops - that's another really bad GOP idea...
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Quotes
"The Bush presidency ended last night. The
Democratic Party turned this election
into a referendum on the president
- and he lost. Since the Democrats took the House,
Bush will no longer get his way. He
will, instead, become a caretaker. He can spend
the next 25 months trying to get us
out of nis quagmire in Iraq."
-- John Podhoretz, mostly, Link
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"R.I.P. Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum 1995-2006."
-- SilentPatriot, Link
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Crippled
lame duck
World Rejoices
at Bush Rejection
He's the most hated president of all
time
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Excerpt:
Democratic gains in Congress were seen around
the world as a rejection of Bush's war.
That led some observers to expect a reassessment
of the American course there.
Bush is a lame duck," says Yuzo Yamamoto, 60,
a business manager in Tokyo.
"Voters have punished the Republicans. They are
not happy with Bush's war,"
said Chandra Muzaffar in Malaysia.
"American voters are now fed up and bored with
the war," said Vitaya Wisetrat,
a Muslim cleric in Thailand. "Americans now
realize that Bush is the big liar."
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"Rick Santorum has been raptured to a better
place."
--
Jon Stewart
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"My only answer to that, is make my day."
-- Tom DeLay, babbling incoherently, when told the GOP lost, Link
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Liz
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"A humbling day for the GOP. Losing the House
is bad enough
but to lose in South Dakota and Arizona
says a lot.
Where's Rove, the boy genius now?"
-- Chris, Link
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Jim Webb declared victory over Macaca early
Wednesday,
though a recount seems likely. "The votes
are in, and we won,"
said Webb, who led Allen with 99 percent reporting."
-- CNN Political Ticker,
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Subject: recounts
Bart,
Sean Hannity said Kerry should concede for the
good of the country in 2004.
Will he tell Senator Allen the same?
Hell NO!!
CaliforniaDave
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Thanks,
Rush!
Thanks to the vulgar Pigboy for delivering our big win in Missouri
If not for his Fascist bullying of a much-loved dying man, Talent might've
won.
Now, they say millions of dollars will put into Missouri
to fund stem cell research.
They should build a giant new complex to house the research and call
it,
The Vulgar Pigboy Research Center.
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Subject: Please, God make me
look foolish!
Bart,
I am so happy to say that you look foolish!
Now go out and celebrate!
Andree
I think my strategic decision to roll one and pour one
was what made the difference in the election last night.
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Reaction
Damn its a good day...
the dems won and the sky is clearing here in
Indiana and the rain has stopped...
just like when frodo dropped the ring into
the fires of mount doom.
Tim
Tuesday, Nov 7th, 2006, America joined together
for the first time in years
with a resounding "FUCK YOU" to George W. Bush
and his criminal gang.
Mr. President, you can take your "mandate" and
your "political capital" and
shove it up your ass. To the republicans
in the country, "GET OVER IT."
SBennett
Bart, a big thanks to the blogosphere, netizens,
and ordinary citizens who've had enough.
I think readers are devoted to your site because,
unlike the Beltway prostitutes,
your attitude is appropriate for what's happened
to this country. Long may you run.
I'm about making the White House Neo-Cons personally
re-pay
the taxpayers money they fucked up. What say
ye?
John
Good morning Bart. Slowly take a sip. America
is begining to wake up.
The next two years will be a hoot to watch. Maybe
smirk, sneer and darth rummy
will be visiting Levensworth Kansas.
DFG in Blue PA
Going to drive through my disgustingly Republican
little town and blast Dixie Chick music really
loud tomorrow!
Craig
BartCop--
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition, we're
goin' lame-duck huntin!
John in Oakland
Bart,
We should be dancing in the streets!
As I said a couple of months ago, I was cautiously
optimistic. Now I have renewed
faith in the sanity of the American people. Koresh,
took them long enough!!
Enjoy your Jesus Juice and lets wait and see
who grew a sac overnight.
We freakin actually did it! Celebrate a little!!
Kat in Lake Worthless
It is now all over. For real.
(From freerepublic.com)
ha ha
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"The system is broken."
-- Diebold Republicans
everywhere
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"What will I do for a career now?"
-- Bev Harris
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Subject: Payback
I heard John Murtha tell Chris Mathews tonight
that the White House would be
held accountable for everything they have done
during these six long years of darkness.
I am sure, with the help of other patriots like
Conyers, Waxman,
and Grijalva, that Murtha's words will ring true.
It's time to start printing the subpoenas, and
bring on the white jacket!
Ron in Tucsons
We need to send a message to the winners to not
go soft on those bastards.
I don't want to hear any of this "Let's
look forward" crap.
We need to take care of old business before we
look at any new business.
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Macaca's
Election day crimes
Threatens jail time for Dems who vote
smirkingchimp.com
Excerpt:
Listen to an answering-machine message recorded
by
a Democrat named Timothy Daly in Virginia yesterday.
"If you show up to vote you will be arrested!"
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"People report it is even harder than they
thought to find Kissyface on the ballot.
One correspondent: "You'd have to be
stupid to vote for Kissyface.
And then they make it hard for stupid
people to find him. It's not fair!"
- Tom B
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GOP bastards
After six long years of "Up
yours, nigger," the GOP is all about "working
together" today.
Screw that.
We need to put those bastards under oath for
some harsh questions.
...Harold Ickes would make a great Special Prosecutor.
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We have a few shot glasses left.
Bush's Seratonin
problem
It was right under our noses all this
time
Link
Excerpt:
A new study shows why victims of child abuse
may invade backwards, helpless countries as adults.
Researchers looked at levels of seratonin - a
chemical that transmits impulses in the brain - in monkeys.
When those baby monkeys in the study experienced
high amounts of abuse and rejection from their
mother in the month after birth, their brains
often produced less serotonin. Low levels of serotonin
are linked to anxiety, depression and aggression
in monkeys and people.
Condi,
fondling Bush's brain on FOX News
http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/lovestory.htm
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PA. voter
attacks machine
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Excerpt:
A would-be voter in Pennsylvania was arrested
Tuesday in Allentown
after smashing a Diebold machine with a paperweight,
according to poll workers.
Authorities didn't know what caused the outburst.
"He came in here very peaceably and showed his
ID, then he got on
the machine and just snapped," a volunteer said.
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Subject: "Please, God, make me
look foolish tomorrow."
Bartie,
If you don't mind me being happy, you got your
wish.
I knew my polls were crowded. I knew the public
has more then had enough.
I just didn't know what they could get away with
stealing. They did their gutter
politics and I'm sure they switched some votes
but not enough. Not today.
Rove was all bullshit as usual. He's not a genius
just ruthless and a criminal.
WE seized the day. The good people won the day.
Now to put a fire under the first female Speaker
of the House, Nancy Pelosi, to do both:
1) investigate - USE those awesome oversight
powers and
2) fix bad laws - such as the Medicare prescription
crappola.
It's a good day for America Bart. A good day to
be an American.
-E.
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Thanks to Tina the Pillar
Nevada
and Colorado
Reject Common sense
God is pleased, however
The marijuana situation has some similarities to Iraq.
Ask a Bush fan why we invaded that helpless country
and you'll get a variety of answers that make no sense.
Ask a voter why pot is illegal and you'll get the same response.
When you buy your marijuana. the police don't want you
at Wal-Mart's
Pharmacy with your ID out to make a legal and well-taxed purchased.
No, they would rather you meet a full-line drug dealer in a dark alley.
This dealer may also have PCP, roofies, Extacy, meth, LSD, mushrooms
etc.
They should've learned their lesson with alcohol, but once again,
the desire to please the Invisible Cloud Being takes all priority.
A sugar farmer sells his crop for what - 50 cents a pound?
A pot grower sells his crop for what - $3,000 a pound?
The government doesn't want the tax revenue from that crop?
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Subject: hey from Yukon Joe
Hey Bart,
Well its 11:45pm (-25C) here.
I just shut down CNN, headed outside down to the
lake, cracked a beer n smoked a big fatty.
Good, good, good work Bart (and so many others).
I just pulled out 1/3 bottle of good scotch
that I had tucked aside since way back and here's
a drink to you and to my good neighbours to
the south who are now properly fair and balanced.
Cheers man.
This drink's for you and your hard work.
Enjoy yourself tonight cause your kicking butt
helped the Dems kick some butt.
Man realy enjoy tonight and I suggest you n Mrs.
Bart kick back for a bit n enjoy
just plain old life that has a brighter future
ahead.
I better surf n see what the Alaska results are.
Thats just nextdoor.
Ahh but 1st I have to see some results from Nevada
to see if it beats Amsterdam
as my future winter vaction destination.
Cheers again Bart
Joe
Joe, looks like you're going to Amsterdam again.
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Fox rips
Pigboy at Milwaukee rally
suntimes.com
Excerpt:
One last celebrity plug, several pep rallies,
and even more meet-and-greets marked the final day
of Wisconsin campaigning Monday. Gov. Jim Doyle,
who is seeking to become the first Democrat
re-elected governor in 32 years, welcomed actor
Michael J. Fox to a rally in Milwaukee.
''I recently had a run-in with a not-so-compassionate
conservative,'' Fox said.
''He thinks I should wait until my symptoms go
away before talking to you.''
Rush
rapes a goat with Parkinson's
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Subject: suicide protests Bush's
war
Malachi Ritscher committed suicide on Friday,
Nov. 3rd by lighting himself on fire
by the side of the Kennedy Expressway in Chicago.
He did this in protest to the war,
and left an online
suicide note. He was well known in the Chicago jazz music
scene,
and was an outspoken protester to the war.
and here
is a story about him on the Chicago Reader site:
Truly sad, but maybe his death can be of use.
The note is chilling and so true to what many
of us think.
Sincerely,
Erin
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Subject: subpoenas
Americans need to immediately launch an aggressive
letter writing campaign
to Nancy Pelosi requesting swift congressional
hearings on the following topics:
Bush Administration's
prior knowledge of 9/11 attacks
Events
of September 11, 2001
Pre-war
faulty intelligence that was used to justify invading Iraq,
and whether the Bush Administration
purposely misrepresented intelligence
War profiteering
Illegal
wiretaps
Torture
Thanks,
bushlet911happen
I expect the Democrats to play fair, roll over, play nice, share power,
play fair,
show Bush respect, play nice, look forward, play fair and refuse to
address our issues.
Like yesterday, let's hope I'm wrong.
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Voter Rebuke
For Bush, GOP
WaHoPo
Excerpt:
The political pendulum swung away from the right
yesterday, putting an end to the 12-year
Republican Revolution on Capitol Hill and delivering
a sharp rebuke of Bush and his war.
The GOP reign came crashing down amid voter disaffection
with congressional corruption.
The collapse of one-party rule will transform
Bush's final two years and challenge Democrats
to make the leap from angry opposition to partners
in power.
Hey, screw you, Washington Whore Post.
Your boy lost, despite all your support.
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Janie voted - in her scandalously accurate WPE shirt
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Quotes
"It was a thumpin'."
-- Der Fuhrer, characterizing last night's blue tsunami
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"Victories in Massachusetts, Ohio, New York,
Arkansas, Colorado and Maryland
mean Democrats will control the governorship
in at least 28 states."
--Robert Tanner, Link
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We want to enable you readers to comment directly to the page.
We're not changing to that - we're adding that.
This page will stay, but we'll be blogging there.
It's going to be http://bartblog.bartcop.com
Check it out.
You can remember that, right?
Thing is - we don't know what we're doing.
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Subject: breaking out the Jesus
Juice
BC:
Well, so far, so good. This election is
turning out so well, and so Democratic,
hell, I might even be persueded to vote or the
Democratic front runner some day.
Bush is back pedaling at warp speed. He
even made some good jokes at the press
conference today, about Rove. A reporter
asked him who was leading in the reading
contest him or Rove, and he said, "Rove leads,
but obviously he wasn't working on the
campaign as hard as I was". Got a big laugh,
even from me.
So have a shot BC, you've earned it (well, any
of us who talked, worked and voted have).
Neil in VT
I did have a half-shot of the JJ last nice.
It was mighty fine.
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Rush helps
Bush devide America
by Leigh
rush-divide.htm
Excerpt:
Ignorant, semi-literate, ill-educated, racist,
prejudiced, bigoted,hypocritical, low-self-esteem fans
and followers of Rush Limbaugh and his low-road
"philosophy" are today's hate-mongers!
And these people - you, perhaps? - have
helped your White House war criminal drag
America into the political and religionist sewer
in which it now wallows!
A country divided. A nation loathed.
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"Conservatism didn't lose last night, but Republicans
did,"
-- the vulgar
Pigboy, letting his sheep know they really won last night,
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Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100
a
barrel
makes $350,000,000
Bush
will steal every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $350,000,000
every
day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
Link
Bush's "Bring 'em on"
death taunt is up to...
2837....2839
American victims
Bush killed another two soldiers since yesterday.
While
they were dying,
Exxon
made $300M in profit
Why do the families stay
silent?
Exxon's new slogan
$100M
and 3.4 soldiers a day!
Meanwhile, Bush's war costs taxpayers
$2 billion a week.
He's the greatest president ever - if you have oil stocks.
Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.
http://icasualties.org/oif/
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"They can't run anything right."
--Bill Clinton, on the war,
Katrina and the GOP's Rape-a-Page program, Link
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"Karl told Der Fuhrer that they've lost the
House.
He's obviously disappointed.
He's not talked to Hastert or Pelosi.
He'll make those calls after he goes
sleepy bye-bye."
-- WH spokeswhore Emily Lawrimore,
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Britney
ditches husband
Tells judge "I'm Fed up"
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As for money, sources say Britney has an
iron-clad prenup.
Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right
to spousal support.
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