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Thursday, Nov 9, 2006 Vol 1874 - Have a drink, George
 Quote of the Day "We Republicans set aside our principles to
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Quotes
"Now that the Repedophiles are out of power,
it's almost like living in a Democracy
again."
-- my friend Jay in Fayetteville
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Macaca's last gasp
Excerpt:
He already lost.
George Allen's crusty-eyed Republican handlers
will spin this as not over -- officially.
Democrat Jim Webb was ahead Wednesday by 8,359
votes with 99.75 percent of the vote in,
falling under the mandatory state recount threshold
of .5 percent -- but Allen's political career is
officially kaput. Sure, he could still win after
the precincts recount votes and the absentee ballots
are counted, but Allen has become only a shell
of his former self.
No, Macaca can't win a recount because there's no paper trail.
You'd think Salon.com wouldn't say something that stupid.
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Bush's Hell Starts Today
Excerpt:
Hell starts today for Bush and all those who
have chained themselves to his fortunes with
more zeal than good sense. At best, he can hope
to scrape through to an inglorious end
as focus switches to Nancy Pelosi. At worst,
disgrace.
The Democrats can hire lawyers and detectives;
they can subpoena documents and compel
witnesses to testify under oath; they can mount
show trials - or indeed real trials - subjecting
their enemies to torment under the glaring klieg
lights of the world media.
This is a powerful weapon, as Bill Clinton learned
when Gringrich stormed the House in 1994,
breaking the half-century stranglehold of the
Democrats. Newt's Republicans did not rest until
they had impeached the president.
Hey, these next two years could be a whole lotta fun.
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"Rummy can quit in the middle of a war with
no repercussions, but the men and women
who are actually out there getting
shot at can't. If they did, they'd be sent to a
military prison. I hope he never has
a good night of sleep for the rest of his life."
-- Steve, as seen on foxnews.com
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The Sun
Sets on the Right
by Bryan Zepp Jamieson
Excerpt:
I think people are fed up with the right wing
media, too. The best Faux could do in the election night
ratings was a tie with CNN, and neither did anywhere
near as well as in previous elections, despite
the higher-than-usual interest in this one. They
weren't interested in what Sean Hannity or Wolf Blitzer
thought. They, and all the bozos like them, had
been cheerleading for this administration for six years,
and look what it got them. America, reviled and
disgraced, in two losing occupations, and with an
economy that everyone senses is just plunder
for the superwealthy and bad news for everyone else.
Sean and Wolf couldn't do their little dance
number around that.
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Man-on-dog Santorum's concession speech
That poor little girl has to grow up with Man-on-dog as her father.
Quotes
"Nancu Pelosi is a liberal with a capital L."
-- Solenoid O'Brien, CNN's
totally brainless tool,
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Subject: reaction
Bart, one of your readers closed their comments
with
"It`s a good day for America, Bart.
A good day to be an American."
I was surprised to find tears welling up in my
eyes and realized
how long it had been since I could share that
sentiment.
CME
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White House doctors "Mission Accomplished" Video
Changing what happened is just another way for
Bush to lie.
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Subject: Bush the lame duck
All I can say is thank God the American people
finally woke up and saw things like the rest of us.
We have had enough of Bush and his cronies. If
he wasn't bought under control by the people
then it was not only goodbye America - it was
good bye the rest of the world.
Only person feeling sorry for Bush now is our PM.
Well done people of the USA.
CG from Down Under
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Subject: I caught CNN censoring a taped show
I just caught this:
Earlier I watched Bill Maher on Larry. King.
He was talking about gay Republicans and he mentioned
one, Ken Mehlman.
So on the taped version later, they literally made this bizarre cut to delete Maher saying his name!
CNN would not be sued over what Maher said. It's
a big DUH about Mehlman.
Why do they always cover for Republicans?
-E.
That's their job.
The "news" organizations aren't in the news business.
They are in the commercial-selling business and they are whores.
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The Election - South's Finest Chocolate contest
If you got published and you think you won, let
me hear from you.
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Subject: Payback
Pelosi has already said "impeachment is off the
table."
This rather annoys me.
Paul
Paul, she wasn't under oath when she said that.
Plus, things change.
If they start putting Fascist bastards under oath and asking them tough
questions,
real evidence of real crimes will soon come out like worms after a
hard f-ing rain.
I like rain.
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Bastards we're rid of
J.D. Hayworth,
Limba-esque prick bastard
Thomas Reynolds,
Page rapist enabler
Curt Weldon
Conrad Burns
Don Sherwood,
Mistress strangler
Sluts we're stuck with
Jean Schmidt,
called Murtha a quitter
Kissyface,
Monkey-lover
Bob Corker, racist
Shame on racist TN,
This racist pig won by 50,000 votes
TN is almost as bad as OK
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Quotes
"At next year's State of the Union address,
you'll have Dick Cheney sitting there with
that very distinguished snarl of his,
and then this incredibly interesting person next,
a woman, first time ever sitting behind
the President, sharing power with them.
It's going to be an amazing moment."
-- Chris Matthews, right-wing scumbag and whore,
Link
Chris, stay on their side - we don't want you.
When Bush put on that pilot costume, you orgasmed
on your set with G Gordon Liddy.
When we were being beaten and raped, you got
coffee for Tom Delay.
When they were tearing up the Constitution, you
yelled "Go, George, go!"
As soon as they lose power you start sucking up
to Pelosi?
"F" you, Tweety.
Stay on their side.
We don't want you.
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Subject: I'm violent
I was hoping I would see an idiot liberal wearing
a worst president ever t-shirt
at the voting poll because I would have punched
them right in the mouth.
Yeah, I know how you Fascists go right to violence
when someone has a different opinion.
That's a flaw you need to work on..
When are you going to publish your retraction regarding Republican's stealing the Election?
ha ha
You're right - they couldn't even steal pennies
from their mama's purse this time.
And guess what?
Macaca IS going to lose the senate for you -
because there's no paper trail for a recount.
ha ha
I the Republicans were capable of stealing the
election they would have.
Looks like you are just a big f-ing liar but
what else is new.
Dude, having a bad day?
ha ha
Guess what - you're going to have lots
of bad days until January 2009.
Needless to say - your boy's getting rolled.
If Hillary is elected, do you think she will pardon
Osama Bin Laden?
Daren the Monkey
ha ha
Are you thinking that goofiness is going to make
me mad?
We have the House.
We have the Senate.
And bad news for Fascist criminal bastards -
we have subpoena power.
Remember they refused to testify at their own, hand-picked 9-11 commission?
Now we're going to put them under oath - and if they lie they go to
prison.
And if there's nothing to lie about, why'd they refsue to testify under
oath?
Trust me - your boy's getting rolled.
Suck on that.
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Make Nice vs Get Vengeance
Excerpt:
What's all this sniveling, smarmy determination
to be "fair to the Republicans"?
What's all this chatter about "not treating them
like they treated the Democrats"?
Excuse me, but this is the perfect moment to
kiss my butt. With both lips.
Listen Up.
Payback is a bitch. It's the original bitch. It's
the reason they created the Golden Rule.
EVERYbody knows the Golden Rule. It's required
curriculum for every 2 year old.
When you break the Golden Rule, people don't
like you. If Republicans didn't want
an equal and opposite reaction, they shouldn't
have been such shameless immoral losers.
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"Haggard was exposed by a male escort named
Mike Jones. You know you're
in trouble when you've ceded the moral
high ground to a drug-dealing prostitute."
-- Jon Stewart
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CNN is so incredibly stupid
I'm watching Miles the handjob, and he keeps saying
the Democrats
are "essentially
powerless because their majority is so thin."
Hey Miles, go screw yourself.
We don't have to win this football game by 40
points.
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Cheney Totally
Hates You
by Mark Morford
Excerpt:
Some days, Dick has trouble counting all the
ways in which he hates you, the world, life.
Some days, he hates the fact that there are not
enough hours in the day for him to count the ways
in which he hates you and all you probably stand
for. This makes him sad. Which he also hates.
It is a question often asked these days: Whence
comes all this dark, dank feeling in America?
Why does all seem tainted and soiled and lost
lo these past years? When did simply being an
American turn so dour and gray, like someone
poured gasoline into a big glass of Sunny Delight?
Here, I firmly believe, is a great portion of
your answer. It has become a national pastime, of sorts,
listing all the things and all the events and
all types of people -- liberals journalists prisoners suspects
foreigners Democrats moderates animals environmentalists
trees pacifists 'Nam vets women clean air
-- Dick Cheney hates every single day.
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My
broom...(sniff)...no longer functions.
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"Did you notice that the strong smell of sulfur
seems to have dissipated quite a bit?"
-- Cell Whitman
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Subject: Finally
I want to see investigation after investigation
with the bad guys under oath.
I'm not holding my breath, and am expecting the
usual sham whitewashes,
but then I didn't think the Dems would actually
win in 2006 either.
Brad
Let's hope the Democrats don't put Lee Hamilton in charge of any investigations.
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GOP: Vets Drop Dead
Excerpt:
If you visited the official, taxpayer-financed
website of the House Veterans Affairs Committee
recently, you would have found a remarkable headline
at the very top of the page: "Pelosi Majority
would abandon system that provided strong veterans
budgets, premier health care and effective
oversight." A diatribe from committee chairman
Steve Buyer, R-Ind., ensued, predicting doom and
despair for veterans should voters cast out a
supposedly vet-loving Republican majority come
November 8 and install in its place that alleged
Democratic hater of troops, Nancy Pelosi, as
majority leader. It's a lie. The simple fact
is that Pelosi's legislative record on supporting veterans'
health care, education and other benefits is
among the best in the House, while Buyer's ranges
from mediocre to atrocious..."
Once again, we see soldiers trapped in a burning car, mocking
those trying to help.
It's as if these soldiers enjoy living in Iraq more than
living with their families.
If they had any brains - they would know the GOP has been cutting their
benefits
while giving more and more tax breaks to the super-rich. As the Democrats
try to
cut them out of their burning car, some soldiers are calling us stupid
for trying.
I'm getting real tired of being mocked for having burned hands.
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Subject: America moves back to Reality!
After having turned its back on reality for the
last six years America has decided to come home
and rejoin the real world again. After years
of failure and illusion the voters got tired of the corruption,
the lies, the daily body count, a war going no
where, deficit spending, torture, domestic spying, and
incompetence. Now that the Democrats have won
reality has made a comeback.
We will see if Democrats embrace reality and Republicans
embrace their new reality and maybe they
will both realize that when Congress gets too
far off course that the American voter will rise up,
smack them down, and put them in their place.
Marc Perkel
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Why I hate
Bill Clinton
by Ari the Huff
Excerpt:
Speaking of the current GOP, Clinton said "The
reason we are at this moment is that they do not
represent faithfully the Republicans and the
more conservative independents in this country...
If you're a conservative on the budget, on law
enforcement, on the rule of law, when it comes to
the environment, on the conservation of our military
resources, you have to be a Democrat."
In other words, Democrats are winning because
they have run to the right
and cloaked themselves in the mantle of conservatism.
Ari, how can you be so wrong so often?
You think Democrats stand for busting the budget?
You think Democrats stand for more crime and
less law enforcement?
You think Democrats stand against the rule of
law?
You think Democrats stand for polluting the environment?
You think Democrats stand for screwing the military?
(You might be right on that one)
Clinton is saying the GOP used to claim
they balance budgets, but we really do.
Clinton is saying the GOP used to be the
anti-crime party, now they cut their funding.
Clinton is saying the GOP used to claim
they upheld the law, but they're all crooks.
Clinton is saying the GOP used to "conserve"
the land, now they destroy it.
Can't you put your Clinton hatred away for five minutes when we win?
When She is inaugurated, will Ms. Huffy go Coulter on the new
administration?
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Mel's yuk-yuks
Three men are stranded on an island when they find an old lamp.
They rub it.
Suddenly, a genie appears and offers to grant them each one wish.
The first man wishes to be off the island and, poof, he's gone.
The second man wishes to be off the island, and poof, he's gone.
The third man says, "I wish the Jews wouldn't start all the wars in
the world."
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Subject: Please we need your help!
Dear Beloved, I am wife of Sacked American Secretary
of Defense, Honorable Donald Rumsfeld.
It is out of desperation that I am sending you
this mail. My Husband and I need your assistance in
fronting for us as owner of funds that are his
which might come under investigation soon if the fund's
ownership is not changed soonest. As my Husband's
finances are increasingly becoming the source
of investigation by our distractors. The source
of these fund's which my Husband earnings would not
validate, will further sink him into the cesspool
dug by our enemies. It is because of the dire strait we
find ourselves that we resolved to reach you
and ask for your assistance in this matter. We are averse
to letting those we know here into this deal
because we are no longer sure of who our friends are.
You will be handsomely rewarded if you choose
to help us partnerhip in this project. I will be expecting
to hear from you and will disclose further details
to you upon your response. Do well not to disclose the
contents of this mail to anyone.
Best Regards,
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Subject: Felt like toppling the Berlin Wall
We feel like the "Berlin Wall" has just fallen
one day after the Democrats have taken back
our country from the Neo-Cons. The Republicans
froze out Democrats and all others who
didn't fall in lock step with their passion for
war and tax cuts. All Americans want to participate
in the governing process. How dare the Republicans
divide us for political gain. We must never
ever let one Party rule our country unchallenged.
If the Democrats had been in power in 2002, I'm
sure they would not have been hell bent to
enter a war without end. Victory in Iraq will
be achieved when we decide that we will not
sacrifice one more U.S. soldier. Whose son will
be the next to die for nothing?
Rose in Troy, Michigan
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2:18 PM Central - Macaca conceeds
Buh bye, you racist bastard
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"Soon you'll start seeing glowing stories on
the economy,
and it's going to coincide with Democrats
being in power..."
-- Rush, telling the truth,
not sure why
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We're
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Subject: Thanks Bart
Your site has helped me stay sane (half anyway)
for a lot of years.
It almost seems you are an old friend. Thank
you for being there for us.
Tim C:
Tim, not to get too biblical, but it's like we've been wandering in
the desert for six years.
Did the Democrats lead us to the Promised Land?
Well, actually they stumbled into it by accident.
The Democrats have proven to themselves that you can win if
you let the
other guy rape you for so long that his penis finally gets too sore
to continue.
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150,000
Iraqis killed by insurgents
They'll never forget the name 'George Bush'
Excerpt:
Iraq's Health Minister Ali al-Shemari said about
150,000 Iraqis have been killed by insurgents
(with explosives provided by George Bush)
since the March 2003 U.S.-led invasion.
For every person killed about three have been
wounded in violence since Bush invaded in 2003.
The health minister also said the United States
should hand Iraqis full control of its army and police force.
Doing so, he said, would allow the Iraqi government
to bring the violence under control within six months.
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Democrats win Senate
Excerpt:
Democrats wrested control of the Senate from
Republicans Wednesday with an upset victory
in Virginia, giving the party complete domination
of Capitol Hill for the first time since 1994.
Webb's apparent squeaker win over Macaca the
incumbent gave Democrats 51 seats in the Senate,
an astonishing turnabout at the hands of voters
unhappy with Republican scandal and unabated
violence in Iraq. Allen was the sixth Republican
incumbent senator defeated in Tuesday's elections.
Can you believe not one incumbent Democrat lost?
Has that ever happened before?
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Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100
a
barrel
makes $350,000,000
Bush
will steal every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $350,000,000 every day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days 
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
2837....2839
American victims
Bush killed two soldiers since the election.
He must be stopped.
Since
they died,
Exxon
made $200M in profit
Why do the families stay silent?
Exxon's new slogan
$100M
and 3.4 soldiers a day!
Meanwhile, Bush's war costs taxpayers
$2 billion a week.
He's the greatest president ever - if you have oil stocks.
Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.
Quotes
"After lashing out at Democrats as the party
of weakness and Al Qaeda coddling,
Bush is now talking about how he knows
Democrats care as deeply about America's
national security as Republicans. Is
the Bush bubble officially popped?"
-- Tim Dickinson, rollingstone.com
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Subject: Rush Limbaugh has been LIBERATED!
How bad have the Republicans screwed up lately?
Well - when Rush Limbaugh can no longer take
it and declares himself as being "full of crap",
you know things are in bad shape. Of Republicans
Rush declares, "The way I feel is this:
I feel liberated, and I'm going to tell you as
plainly as I can why. I no longer am going to
have to carry the water for people who I don't
think deserve having their water carried."
The very concept that Rush has been liberated
fascinates me. I think I'm ready to start tuning in.
And hey Rush, thanks for the Senate and carrying
OUR water. You ROCK!
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA
Again and again I tried to get the Democrats to drive a wedge between
Rush and Bush.
Whenever Rush or Coulter said something ultra-hatefuill against a group
of Americans,
the Democrats could have accused them of speaking for Bush - forcing
Bush to deny them.
If Rush can be believed (should I finish this sentence?) he resents
lying for people who
have tried to distance themselves from him - another weakness the dems
failed to exploit.
We could've come back years ago if the Democrats had some fight
in them and/or
chose to listen to a daily trench-fighter, somebody like Ol' Bart.
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Gates's
hands are dirty
by Bev Harris
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Did you know that Robert Gates was involved in
the voting machine industry?
Gates was on the board of directors of VoteHere,
a strange little company that was
the biggest elections industry lobbyist for the
Help America Vote Act (HAVA).
VoteHere spent more money than ES&S, Diebold,
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sponsored by by convicted Abramoff
pal Bob Ney and K-street lobbyist buddy Steny
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Faith Hill's bad rap
Excerpt:
Faith Hill insisted she was just clowning around
at the CMA Awards when she
mugged fake shock as Carrie Underwood
was named female vocalist of the year.
This is stupider than stupid.
Whore Reuters claimed the camera "caught her" reacting angrily, but
she knew she
was on camera because they always show all nominees whhen the winner
is announced.
It was so obviously a joke - so who hates Faith Hill?
Are people jealous because her marriage remains intact?
Wait, her husband is a big Clinton fan.
Is that why Faith Hill must be destroyed?
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