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Links at the bottom of the page.
BCR 99  Pt One is the serious part
BCR 99  Pt Two should be up later today.

Quote of the Day "They are self-destructing before     they get started.  Our side is giddy."       -- Rep. Ray LaHood, on the Dems civil war  Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Americans Captured?  Hoyer vs Dems  Things Changed 11/7  Random thought...  The Vilsack Buzz  Cops go Taser Crazy  Fascists push Gates  Huffington whores Kellie Pickler's CD

Quotes

"Ken Mehlman (R-Gay) did a whale of a job as the chairman of the RNC."  
    -- Der Phony Fuhrer,    Link
 

Is "whale" of a job better or worse than "heckuva" job?
If it's better, why'd you fire him?
 

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Americans Captured in Iraq?
 
 abcwhorenews

 Excerpt:
Four Americans are believed to be among 14 people kidnapped in an ambush near Nasariyah.
Coalition forces have been mobilized to find the people taken by the ambushers, the defense officials said. 

The Crescent Security Group convoy stopped at what looked like an Iraqi police checkpoint. 
Initial reports say 19 trucks were seized and about 14 people, including four Americans detained.
 

Well just have Milaki ask al-Sadr to release them.
al-Sadr runs Iraq, not Bush-puppet Maliaki and certainly not Bush.
 

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Quotes

"Bush not only lied but compounded the lie by lying about why he lied in the first place. 
  He had his excuses ready. He lied for the sake of the troops...In this way, Bush lied about 
  the lie and then, as has become customary, draped an American flag over it.  How dare these 
  people lie to you and me and send Americans to die in Iraq for reasons that turned out to be 
  wholly nonexistent? One way to return to the truth is to find the liars -- for the troops." 
     --Richard Cohen,   WaHoPo
 

Let's put them under oath and start squeezing.
Who wants to do hard time so Bush can get away with stealing $300 billion?
 

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GOP, Neoncons Blame Bush 
 
 seattlepi.nwsource.com

 Excerpt:
The neocons blame Bush -- not their own ignorance of the history of the Arab world. They have belatedly 
learned that Iraqis -- like any other people -- will fight any foreign invader and occupier. History would have 
shown them that overcoming an insurgency in the form of internal resistance has been a losing proposition. 
Look at the U.S. in Vietnam, the Soviet Union in Afghanistan and the French in Algeria.

Among the first of the Iraq war architects to bail out was Paul Wolfowitz. When he spoke at the 
National Press Club and was asked about Iraq, he replied: "That's not my problem."
 

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 Quotes

"Democracy works. People finally get the message. I think they're fed up with the war 
  and all the torture and all the other things that have been attached to America." 
     -- my good friend Helen Thomas, on the midterm elections,    Link
 

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Subject: Carville

I figured you would post something propping up the cajun windbag, since he is tight with the Clintons. 

If you just said, "You're not the type of guy to turn on an old friend after hearing a rumor," thanks.
If you have some inside info that shows how wrong Carville is about the 12 seats losing by one percent,
we'd all love to hear the details.

You need to understand - I like them both.
That's why, if they're fighting, I want to understand why before I choose sides.
 

This last election proves that the Dems don't have to play that "Southern Strategy" bullshit game 
that got Bubba elected . That's the past. The future lies with the netroots and the West.  Fuck the South. 
I'm sick and tired of pandering to those Nascar loving, racist pricks.  The GOP can have them.

Did we change to a new subject?
Carville's either right about the $12M-1% or he's not.
Dean was either wise to not spend that money or he wasn't.
People with really strong opinions on this need to explain themselves.
 

Howard Dean has more guts than those sell out psuedo bible thumpers like Harold Ford. 
Ford lost because people saw through his phony religiousity. And Carville wants him to head up the DNC???? 
The Democrats just won the Super Bowl and brain surgeon Carville wants to fire the coach? 
WTF?  
Larry in Ohio,
 

Larry, it's not that simple.
In football, you either win or you don't.
Carville's point seems to be (wish I could get some facts) that we're
going to lose some battles by ten votes that we would've had 
if Dean had spent the money he was given on super-tight races.

That might be true.
That might not be true.

My bet is that Carville is technically correct.
Maybe Dean should explain why he failed to spend the money?

We should find out before we pick a side?
 

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Quotes

"Is there some kind of political physics where the opposite of "far right" is "middle?" 
  Is there a special color chart, known only to the MSM world, where blue minus red 
  gets you purple? I mean, the Blues practically wipe the Reds off the map and TIME 
  gives both EQUAL billing!"
     -- Michael Shaw, at we-hate-the-Clintons.com,   Link
 

I see where TIME Whore Magazine is once again dropping their pants and bending over
for their annual "Man Person of the Year" whorefest.  I'm so old, I remember when their lil' contest had teeth.

Here's what happened:
For decades, TIME would designate someone as Man of the Year.
What was the criteria for being named that?  They used to say:

"The person or persons who most affected the news and our lives, for good or for ill." 

But then Bush's terrorist friends In Iran took our embassy hostage in 1979,
TIME rightly made the Ayatollah Khomenie "Man of the Year" because he did, in fact,
affected the news the most that year and the right-wing handjobs had a faux cow.

TIME got some subscription cancellations - so to fix things - they turned whore.

To  

"The person or persons who most affected the news and our lives, for good or for ill." 

they added:

"and embodied what was important about the year." 

So they started giving the "honor" to people like Britney and Justin because they wanted 
people to vote on "their favorites," not the person who affected the news the most.

Then came September 11th.
Every newsperson on Earth knew who should have been the persons who most affected 
the news and our lives, for good or for ill - obviously it was former BFEE partner Osama,
but thw slimy whores at TIME remembered what happened with Khomenie so they lied.
They decided Rudy or Der Fuhrer or some popular Republican got MotY to sell magazines.

Bottom Line?
bartcop.com has more credibility than TIME Whore Magazine.

And why an I sure about that?

Because neither the vulgar Pigboy nor Rove the Impaler has any control over bartcop.com

I write what *I* want to write - not what Rove orders me to write.

Shame, shame, shame on the whores at TIME for pretending they have ethics.
TIME Whore Magazine is bought and paid for by whichever party has the most money.
 

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Hoyer (Who?) Undermines Pelosi, Dems
  by David Sirota 

 huffingtonpost.com 

 Excerpt:
Hoyer is waging a self-serving campaign to topple Nancy Pelosi and assume the top job
- a job he has coveted since Pelosi beat him out for whip a few years back. 
And he's waging his campaign even though it is destroying his own party.

So why did the Democrats jilt Murtha for this guy?
 

Hoyer is doing everything he can to self-servingly undermine his party as a way to hurt Pelosi. 
According to congressional sources, Hoyer "told colleagues that Pelosi's recent endorsement of 
a speedy withdrawal [from Iraq] combined with her claim that more than half of House Democrats 
support her position, could backfire on the party." You might recall that last week it was Hoyer who, 
after Pelosi came out in support of Jack Murtha's plan for an exit strategy, was quoted in the Post 
saying withdrawal "could lead to disaster."

Withdrawal could lead to disaster?
So we're not withdrawing?
We're staying in Iraq?
For how many thousands of lives?

Thousands of volunteers worked damn long hours for the status quo?

And how did Hoyer (Who?) hijack our party?
I never heard of this guy until this week.
 

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Subject: Clear Channel war-loving bastards 

Bart, you published:

> "Clear Channel calls it quits 
>  They can't survive without Bush's insanity.

> Clear Channel...has agreed to sell the company to a consortium of
> private-equity firms for nearly $27 billion."

Who is in the "private investment firms" is never mentioned.
This is happening everywhere, and not just in the telecommunications field.
 anon
 

Somewhere in the back of my ADD-rattled brain is the notuion that the BFEE 
was trying to but The Tribune Co, which is alleged to be the uniting force behind
the consortium of firms who are making this massive purchase, hoiwever...

Noted philosopher Dick Casablancas once said,
"Why rape the cow when you're swimming in milk?"

Why spend $27B to slant the media when they're already Bob Livingston
in a leather gimp mask and dog collar and you own the whip?
 

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Everything Changed On 11/7
   by my good friend Alan Bisbort

 Link

 Excerpt:
When Bush announced the day after the "thumpin'" that Don Rumsfeld was "resigning," I thought, 
"Rumsfeld, Dumsfeld, Twiddledee, Twiddledum." We're still in Iraq, the war profiteers are still at work, 
the perpetrators of this criminal war are still at large, and the pick to replace him (Robert Gates) was 
a bin Laden enabler back in the day of Bush I. The only relief I got from Rummy's leaving was never 
having to look at that vile man's squinting evil face as he fondles the English language. If only the same 
fate awaited Cheney, who spent Election Day hunting. To "relax," he killed a bunch of little birds. 
Jesus, these sociopaths have been running our nation the last six years.
 

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Random thought... 

Democrats continue to implode.

I keep reading stories about what a bad bastard John Murtha is.
Democrats are spreading rumors and videos, the NYWhoreTimes calls Murtha "badly tarnished"
but that could just be a favor to their real bosses, the discredited criminals who run the BFEE.

 Excerpt:
But Ms. Pelosi's damage to herself was already done. The well-known shortcomings of Mr. Murtha 
were broadcast for all to see - from his quid-pro-quo addiction to moneyed lobbyists to the grainy 
government tape of his involvement in the Abscam scandal a generation ago. The resurrected tape
- feasted upon by Pelosi enemies - shows how Mr. Murtha narrowly survived as an unindicted 
co-conspirator, admittedly tempted but finally rebuffing a bribe offer: "I'm not interested — at this point."

Mr. Murtha would have been a farcical presence in a leadership promising the cleanest Congress in history. 
Ms. Pelosi should have been first to realize this, having made such a fiery campaign sword of her vows to 
end Capitol corruption. Instead, she acted like some old-time precinct boss and lost the first test before her peers.

As incoming speaker, Ms. Pelosi will be dogged by skepticism - from within the party and without
- about her political smarts and her ability to deliver a galvanized agenda. 

This - from a whore newspaper who printed every soldier-killing lie the White House fed them.
The New York Whore Times was hugely instrumental in dragging those 2900 soldiers to their graves,
but they suddenly feed the need to tell us "the truth" about Murtha and Pelosi?

Is Karl Rove STILL calling the shots at the NYWTimes?

...but the vast majority of Democrats believe this is true - so who do we trust?
 

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The Vilsack Buzz
 
 smirkingchimp.com

 Excerpt:
"Well, here's what happened," he said. "I was up on New York Avenue with Irving Kristol last night. 
We were trying to buy a couple of gelcaps from this guy named Hi-Top, who Irving knew. This Hi-Top, 
he tells us to meet him behind a BK up there, we bring the money and he shows up, and all three of us 
get jumped by Rudy Giuliani's and Barack Obama's buzzes, these two big motherfuckers in black leather 
jackets. They take the money and the drugs and then they run away towards the Baltimore-Washington 
parkway. Irving says he saw them get into a blue Pontiac under the freeway. So he goes back to his car 
and says he thinks he knows where he can find them, and he tells me to go back to Union Station, wait 
for him here. He's all showing me his gun and everything, says he's going to fix those guys good. 
That was last night. Anyway, he hasn't showed up yet."
 

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 Quotes

"When Clinton came to Vietnam six years ago, he drew huge, jubilant crowds at every stop.  
  Bush's reception at the summit in Hanoi is likely to be considerably cooler."  
       -- Paul Alexander,    Link
    

Well, sure.
The world loves Clinton and the world hates Bush.
 

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Subject:  BCR 99 Pt 1 (review)

 Link

 Excerpt:
BCR Show 99 is out of the can! Just a few days after my birthday and what a gift!
Bush Bashing right out of the gate! YES! 

Please allow me to quote you...
 
 

Tony, thanks for that.
I'm glad you liked Pt 1 of BCR 99
 

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UCLA Cops go Taser Crazy
 'Darkie" tasered for failing to stand

 msnbc.msn.com

 Excerpt:
The video shows the student shouting, "Here's your Patriot Act, here's your fucking abuse of power." 

This video is fucking amazing.
 

Officers told Tabatabainejad to stand up and stop struggling, which he allegedly refused to do. 
He was then struck with the stun gun at least once more and taken into custody, the newspaper reported. 
 

From his blood-curdling screams, he was tasered a lot more then twice.

Remember Rodney King?
As the crooked LA cops beat his head and body with batons, they screamed, "Put your arms down!"
How can you put your arms down when whitey's clubbing you to death?

I haven't seen this tape yet, but after being tasered, is it easy to stand up?
If you don't stand up fast enough, the cops taser you again.
If it wasn't for the tape, it's the cops' word against the "darkie."
We all know who wins that battle in court.
Being white, I can only imagine what this is like...

These trigger-happy cops need to be arrested and put on trial.
 

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Fascists push for crooked Gates
 Will Dems block him or roll over for Bush - again?

 Link

 Excerpt:
Senators met with Robert Gates, who Bush wants to be the next BFEE homer to bungle 
the quagmire in Iraq, and said they would push for him to be confirmed by the end of the year. 

"One of the highest priorities, if not the highest priority, will be looking at the situation in Iraq," 
said Sen. John Warner, a seasoned whore who's about to lose all of his power.
Warner said confirmation hearings would be held Dec. 5.  Cat killer Frist and Bitch McConnell 
said Gates' confirmation was a top priority for the lame-duck session.
 

Call Robert Parry to testify!
Get some facts together before you make your decision.
 

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 Quotes

"Bush finds himself increasingly haunted by an analogy -  Iraq as another Vietnam. 
  The administration insists there are few parallels.  However, when Bush lands in Hanoi 
  for the first time on Friday, it will be a reminder of striking similarities between the conflicts." 
      --Matt Spetalnick,    Bush stalked by Vietnam  
 

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Subject: Carville wars

Carville is saying the DNC should've gone further into debt to pony up that $6 million dollars.  

Wait - why set up a line of credit if you're not going to use it in tight races?
 

He doesn't mention that She had millions more than that on hand IN CASH, and weren't 
facing any real challenge in their race, and didn't bother to help anyone out there either.  

Everybody had a job.  You don't ask a linebacker to kick field goals 
and you don't ask the place kicker to block people rushing the passer.
Her job was to win - and win big - to set up the 1008 run.
Dean and Rahm's job was to win as many seats as they could.
Asking Her to do their job is illogical - IF they had money available to them.
 

The real issue I see here is that Carville believes, like Emmanuel, that Democrats should've only 
targetted certain races where they had the supposed best chance of winning.  Dean focused on the
"50 State Strategy" that put money into the state parties to build infrastructure that would give 
Democrats the best chance across the board.
 
Carville says (I don't know) that there were a dozen House loses by one percent,
but money was withheld from those races by Dean because of personal attitudes or dislikes.
IF that's true (words mean things) then Carville is right - Dean should be replaced,
if Dean's personal problems cost us a dozen House seats.
 

I think a more-than-plausible argument could be made that Democrats picked up more seats under 
Dean's strategy than they would have otherwise if he poured all his money down the same sinkhole, 
in some cases, that Emmanuel did.  Duckworth's campaign in Illinois comes to mind.  
 DudeMan
 

I wish we could write about this without all the IFs
 

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Voodoo on Der Fuhrer
 Nazi's hate voodoo

 WaHoPo

 Excerpt:
A renowned black magic practitioner performed a voodoo ritual Thursday to jinx Bush and his 
entourage while he was on a brief visit to Indonesia.   Pamungkas slit the throat of a goat, a small 
snake and stabbed a black crow in the chest, stirred their blood with spice and broccoli before he
drank the "potion" and smeared some on his face. "I don't hate Americans, but I don't like Bush," 
said Pamungkas, who believed the ritual would succeed as, 'the devil is with me today.'"
 

Hey, me, too!
But when I  slit the throat of a goat, a small snake and stab a black crow,
I like to stir the blood and pour it over some Uncle Ben's Rice.

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Quotes

"No offense, and I know Muslims. I like Muslims. I've been to mosques. I really don't 
  believe that Islam is a religion of evil. I think it's being hijacked, quite frankly. 
  With that being said, you are a Democrat. You are saying, "Let's cut and run." 
  And I have to tell you, I have been nervous about this interview with you, because 
  what I feel like saying is, "Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies." 
  And I know you're not. I'm not accusing you of being an enemy, but that's the way I feel, 
  and I think a lot of Americans will feel that way."  
   -- Glenn Beck, CNN's most openly racist bastard, to Rep.-elect Keith Ellison (D-MN), 
       who became the first Muslim ever elected to Congress,    Link
 

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Quotes

"I can't stand the thought of my party having as its three front-runners three open adulterers, 
  Newt Gingrich, Giuliani, and McCain. I'm coming to New Hampshire to tell the truth, and tell 
  the Republicans you better find yourself a fresh face and not Rudy Giuliani who took his mistress 
  around with him and then divorces Donna who learned she was divorced sitting at home watching 
  TV with her children."  
      --Bob Dornan,  B-1 Bob back?,  
 

 ha ha
 Bob Dornan is now the voice of reason and honesty in the crash-and-burn GOP?

 Go, Bob, go!
 

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Restoration
  by Gene Lyons

 nwanews.com

 Excerpt:
For most of six years, Bush governed as if there was never going to be another election. He acted as if 
the whole country had turned into East Texas or Alabama. So before we get all fuzzywarm and bipartisan, 
let's recall his inept and disgraceful performance during the 2006 campaign. "The Democrat approach in 
Iraq comes down to this," he said. "The terrorists win and America loses." In essence, Bush had accused 
his opponents of treason. Asked about it by a reporter after the traitors turned out to represent a clear 
majority of Americans, Bush played it off like a high school "Heather." Just kidding ! Why, of course 
Pelosi and Reid are strong patriots like himself. "What's changed today," he said, 'is the election is over 
and the Democrats won.'"
 

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Subject: Carville

Equating Dean with Rumsfeld?

....That's O.K. with You?
 Jeremy
 

No, that was wrong of Carville.
I assume he meant "bungler," not murderer.

Let me ask a hypothetical:

IF you have $20 in your pocket, and some nut offers to
sell you gold for $10 a pound, do you buy one pound or two?
I would buy two, Dean (according to Carville) bought just one.

I'm guessing that's where Carville is coming from.

Yes, getting a pound of gold for $10 is great,
but isn't two pounds for $20 much, much, much better?

For sure, "Rumfeldian" was out of line.
 

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Why we hate Her and Carville
 Another hit piece from we-hate-the-clintons.com

 huffingtonpost.com

 Excerpt:
The Rajun Cajun said that anyone who left any money on the table or in their coffers when there 
was a chance to take back elected seats is a bad leader. He said, "I think this party ought to be 
focused. It is the candidates whose hearts are broken out there.

It's my opinion that the underlined word is a big, fat lie.
Why does huffington always have to lie when speaking about the Clintons?
If the Clintons are as bad as Arianna wants America to think they are,
why can't they just spell out the facts and stop the constant lying?

I can attack my political enemies without lying - why can't Huffington?
 

Carville has his shorts in a knot because Dean refused to bankrupt the party by sending 
more cash to Carville and his buddies for ineffective television ads at the end of the campaign.

Wow!
I expected lies - but did she really say that?
Using a line of credit equals bankruptcy?  I did not know that.
TV ads are ineffective in close races ?   I did not know that.
It's crazy to spend money in the final days of a tied campaign?   I did not know that.
 

If it really was about principle, Carville would be going after Hillary just as hard as he's going after Dean. 
So, it's up to you, James. Are you ready to slam Hillary Clinton too, or will you back down? 
 

This "writer" knows theere's a difference between Her campaign money and DNC campaign money,
but since lying about the Clintons is the founding bedrock of Huffington.com, she pretends all money 
is the same and then demands that Carville explain himself - as tho Carville is lying, not the Huffington whores.

Why is the truth an enemy that the Huffingtons can't face?
Don't let those who can't face the truth tell you how to vote.
 

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Housekeeping

We're taking a short trip for our 30th wedding anniversary.
Back in less than a week.
I'll have the laptop with me - watch the BartBlog.
That way I don't have to do a takes-all-day issue.

I won't leave town until BCR 99 Pt 2 is up. 

Kellie Pickler - Small town girl

 Link

 Excerpt:
On her first CD, Kellie Pickler displays the same quirky sense of humor and innocence 
that won her a special place in many viewers' hearts as well as from Simon Cowell.
 

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