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Thursday Dec 28, 2006 Vol 1899 - Stunt Monkey
 Quote of the Day "I don't want to deal with global warming."
You know why Republicans reject science
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Quotes
"Scalia said, 'I
don't want to deal with global warming.'
I wish he felt that way about presidential
elections."
-- Al Gore, on The Tonight
Show Link
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Let's go
after Clinton
by some Carolina handjob
Excerpt:
Although Democrats enjoy impugning the integrity
of the current president and his administration,
(He means the Giggling Murderer)
the ethical lows achieved by his predecessor, Bill Clinton, and his
motley crew of senior advisers still cast the
current administration, for all its foibles, in a favorable light.
ha ha
Did you really say that?
"The Bush administration" in a "favorable light?"
Maybe in Kinston, South Carolina, but nowhere
else.
Sandy Berger reminds us of how "ethically challenged"
they were. Berger a year ago pleaded guilty to
the theft of classified documents from the National
Archives, receiving a slap on the wrist for acts that
would have a landed a non-Washington insider
in the slammer.
Maybe he got a slap on the wrist because his "crime"
was so trivial.
Congressional Democrats are widely expected to
use their newfound powers to launch a spate of
investigations of the Bush administration in
the next two years. But while they are out digging up dirt,
why not hold hearings into the last caper - and
cover-up - of the Clinton administration?
Great idea!
Instead of looking into why thousands of soldiers are dying
for no damn reason, let's investigate
Sandy Berger's paper snatch and pretend those two things are almost
equal in their horror.
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Quotes
"She comes to me when she wants to be fed.
She's smart enough to know
she can't feed herself. She's
actually a very smart cat. This cat's taught me
more about women, than anything my
whole life."
-- the vulgar Pigboy on why he can't keep a woman
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Edwards
accidentally joins '08 race
Staffer hit "Send" on his web announcement early
Excerpt:
John Edwards jumped into the '08 race a day earlier
than he'd planned, prodded by an
Internet glitch to launch a candidacy focused
on health care, taxes and other domestic issues.
His campaign accidentally went live with his election
Web site a day before an announcement
Thursday that was supposed to use Hurricane-ravaged
New Orleans as a backdrop.
Edwards '08 slogan is "Tomorrow begins today."
Aides quickly shut down the errant Web site but
could not contain news of the obvious,
even in the shadows of former President Ford's
death.
I like Edwards, especially in the light of the idiot South thinking
Sherman's tanks
will come rumbling thru Atlanta if a "Yankee" gets in the White House.
Does he want the top job?
Or is he angling for the Veep spot?
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Subject: Nixon Pardon Revisited
On the day of President Ford's death people in
the news are praising his decision to pardon Nixon
saying that Ford "Healed the nations woulds and
brought Americans together after Watergate."
I am not one of those who share that opinion.
Nixon broke the law. He abused his power as president
for his own personal gain. By pardoning Nixon,
Ford cheated America out of justice and a chance to
show the world the even the president isn't above
the law. Instead America is left with a legacy the
high ranking officials who break the law will
be pardoned "for the good of the nation".
I wonder if we would be Iraq today and I wonder
if Bush would flaunt the law the way he is today
if Nixon had faced justice. We will never
know if Ford was chosen because he made a promise to
pardon Nixon if he was given the job. I believe
that it was wrong for an unelected president to pardon
the person who appointed him.
Elected officials who break the law should face
justice and I hope that we don't see justice
cheated again by presidential pardons.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
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Monkey moves to protect Polar Bears
"Big
oil is killing us..."
Excerpt:
Polar bears are in deep trouble because of global
warming and other factors and deserve
federal protection under the Endangered Species
Act, the desperately-needs-a-distraction
Bush administration proposed Wednesday.
Interior Secretary Crony says polar bears should
be listed as a "threatened" species on the
government list of imperiled species. Such a
decision would require all federal agencies to
ensure that anything they authorize that might
affect polar bears will not jeopardize their survival
or the sea ice where they live. That could include
oil and gas exploration, commercial shipping
or even releases of toxic contaminants or climate-affecting
pollution.
This is Bush's realization that he's going down in history as the worst
president ever.
After his Daddy lost the 1992 election, he did the same thing - feigning
humanity by
sending troops to Somalia (without the armor they needed) which killed
18 soldiers.
Similarly, now that Bush realizes he's a bloody, dirty joke in history's
eyes, he thinks
helping to save the polar bears will make him seem ...almost human
to future generations.
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Subject: Al Gore
I don't think I've heard you talk about Gore,
lately.
Do you think he might run, and if so, how do
you think he'll do?
From where I'm sitting, I think he'd do great.
People will look at him differently
than they did in 2000 now that most of what he
said back then has come true.
Of the people who've announced or will shortly,
I like Edwards.
Whenever I hear him talk, I find myself nodding
my head in agreement and
wondering why no one else will say the kind of
things he says.
I'm a pretty cynical guy, so not many politicians
can get that reaction from me.
Looking forward to 2008,
Jeff from Tulsa
I like the 2006 Gore just fine. Like you said, much of what he predicted
has come true from Global warming to Bush raping the Treasury for the
rich.
He's got a lot more respect now - but he says he's not interested.
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Quotes
"If Dem and libs have an ounce of sense, we
will resist the press corps' desire to craft
discussions about "authenticity." It's just
a cover they adopt - one which lets them lower
our discourse to the place where they can
type their novels. And, as an upper-class, corporate
cohort, they will always tend to say that
the Republican is really the "authentic" person.
If you're a Democrat or a liberal, Hillary
Clinton has died for your sins. That doesn't mean
she should be the nominee, but she deserves
your respect, as does Gore. Each has taken
a ton of shit - while our "liberal leaders"
have stared into air."
-
Bob Somerby, The Daily Howler, Link
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Subject: whore media vs Gore
Dear Bart:
Are you relying on the whore media when you conclude
that Gore never challenged the lies told about
him?
Jim W
Jim, I pay more attention than most.
If I didn't hear Gore refute the lies, most people didn't.
Did Gore refute the lie that he paid some woman $10,000 a month to tell
him how to dress?
I never saw it, if he did.
When you have assholes like Rush telling 4 million people a day that
something is a fact,
you can't automatically assume that people know it's false. By not
refuting the lies, they seem true.
The worst part of it is - Gore had the Clinton playbook in his damn
hands - so did Kerry.
Clinton showed how easy it was to refute a lie told at 1 PM
by the Fascists and their whore media
by countering it by releasing the facts at 1:15.
Gore was on Clinton's team - twice - but he failed to
learn anything from The Master.
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Subject: rebuild Iraq?
If we can't even rebuild New Orleans,
why does anyone believe that we can rebuild Iraq?
Harsha
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Global warming claims tropical island
Excerpt:
Rising seas, caused by global warming, have for
the first time washed an inhabited island off the
face of the Earth. The obliteration of Lohachara
island, off India, marks the moment when one of
the most apocalyptic predictions of environmentalists
and climate scientists has started coming true.
As the seas continue to swell, they will swallow
whole island nations, from the Maldives to the
Marshall Islands, inundate vast areas of countries
from Bangladesh to Egypt, and submerge parts
of scores of coastal cities.
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Subject: Impeachment
Bart, you wrote:
> Bush and Cheney will the U.S. army against us when impeachment starts?
No, that's not what I wrote.
I wrote:
> Bush and Cheney will use the US Army against us when impeachment starts.
I don't write that retarded when I'm drunk.
I am actually jealous because you Liberals do
use the better drugs.....
You probably need to change the bong water though....
SRistola
I feel much better, having your personal Nancy Grace guarantee
that Bush & Cheney
would never break the law or ignore the Constitution for personal gain.
Gosh, if they did that, they'd likely get us into some fake war
that would make the price of a barrel of oil shoot from $10 to $80.
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The Saddam Snuff Show
Excerpt:
...just in time to be the warm-up act for Der
Monkey's State of the Union lies.
The question is, Should we show it?
"Some Shia elements have calld for the hanging
to be televised," reports the Guardian. Public executions
are not rare in the Islamic world. Besides meting
out punishment, they are intended to remind the witnesses
of the authority of Quaranic justice. Ali Haidiri,
an Iraqi journalist, told the LA Times that "when Hussein hangs,
...he wants to be there. 'It's not revenge,'
he said. 'This is someone who killed seven of my brothers.'"
It's not hard to imagine the Iraqi authorities
allowing cameras at the gallows. Even if they don't, it's not unlikely
that a cellphone or two will somehow manage to
video the execution. In either case, thanks to the 'Net,
footage of the hanging will conceivably be globally
available. What will the networks do?
They networks will promote anything to distract us from Bush's
bloody body count.
They hang Saddam for a 1982 attrocity while Bush continues the attrocities
of the 21st Century.
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Subject: Bob Somerby quote
"If Dem and libs have an ounce of sense, we will
resist the press corps' desire to craft discussions
about "authenticity." It's just a cover they
adopt - one which lets them lower our discourse to the
place where they can type their novels. And,
as an upper-class, corporate cohort, they will always
tend to say that the Republican is really the
"authentic" person. If you're a Democrat or a liberal,
Hillary Clinton has died for your sins. That
doesn't mean she should be the nominee, but she deserves
your respect, as does Gore. Each has taken a
ton of shit - while our "liberal leaders" have stared into air."
Joel
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An excerpt from the Hillary SF Chocolate Contest by Peregrin:
While it's true that the Dems will backstab Hillary
like they did Bill,
they're going to do that no matter who the candidate
is.
And unlike some Dems, I don't think ambition is
a bad thing.
It's a great fuel, and with a little booster
in the tank called Revenge,
it's a great motive to win - and kick some butt
along the way.
Did someone win that South's Finest Chocolate yet?
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Quotes
"My number one goal is to not go to
jail."
--Congresswoman-elect Michele
Bachmann (R-MN), aiming high, Link
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Random thought...
When Jimmy Carter eventually dies,
how many times will our rotten whore media mention the Camp David Accords,
(the only lasting-to-this-day peace treaty in the entire Middle East)
and how many times will they mention the rabbit that attacked him?
My guesses are 1 and 25.
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Subject: Ford on Bush's bloody quagmire
"Rumsfeld and Cheney and the president made a
big mistake in justifying going
into the war in Iraq. They put the emphasis on
weapons of mass destruction,"…
And now, I've never publicly said I thought they
made a mistake, but I felt very
strongly it was an error in how they should justify
what they were going to do."
-- Gerald Ford, as quoted by Bob Whore Woodward, on the
BartBlog
This quote was embargoed until after Ford's death, because he's a
company man who wanted to stick with Bush's lies until the very end.
Thanks to jje
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Marty's Entertainment Page
always has good stuff.
Marty was good with Erin Hart this morning.
Thanks for the plug, Marty!
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Quotes
"We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice
Stevens' creme brulee."
-- Ann Coulter Link
You know who I feel sorry for? Michelle Malkin.
She wants to be the most quoted, mean-spirited, harpy radical right-wing
bitch in the country
but we already have one of those so Michelle is having trouble finding
her niche.
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Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100
a
barrel
makes $350,000,000
Bush
will steal every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $350,000,000 every day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
2983....2989
American victims
Bush killed 6
more soldiers since yesterday.
Soon, maybe later today, we'll hit 3,000 dead and
Bush's whore media will moan and groan
about how awful it is that somebody is
keeping track of Bush's lifeless victims.
But don't worry about BIG OIL.
Exxon
makes $100M every day
and
they are one of five.
How much profit?
$500M a day?
That's
not enough.
Bush
needs a "surge" of profits
Any time a person
or entity makes a "mistake"
that puts extra money
(or power) in their pocket,
expect them to
make that "mistake"
again and again and again.
When Clinton was president, oil was $10-$11
a barrel.
Under Bush, it hit $80
That's why Gore HAD to lose the 2000 election.
Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.
St Louis judge reveals insanity
Excerpt:
A liberal-bashing book by a St. Louis judge goes
on sale this week, but it is already
causing a stir in political and legal circles
- and prompting some to say it could cost him his job.
Chapter 1 of Circuit Judge Robert H. Dierker Jr.'s
book, "The Tyranny of Tolerance,"
has circulated via e-mail since last month and
been widely read in legal circles, lawyers and judges say.
The sentiments expressed in that chapter, which
frequently uses the term "femifascists" and is titled
"The Cloud Cuckooland of Radical Feminism,"
have already prompted a complaint with the state body
that can reprimand or remove judges.
Other judges and lawyers have said that Dierker
may have violated a state rule against a judge
using his position for personal profit. One judge
said it would be surprising if Dierker was not removed,
calling the book "professional suicide."
Judge Robert H. Dierker, Jr., addresses "puke
liberals":
people who are "so revoltingly liberal that they
make you want to puke"
If this Republican hates women, (and the majority of voters) how can
he judge them fairly?
"Radical feminism" sounds like "radical equality" to me.
If this guy hates women he's probably another GOP boy toucher.
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Subject: Monkey at the controls
In support of the claim that America is safer
with W[orst] occupying the Oval Office, some cite the fact
that no more commercial airliners have been hijacked
by terrorists and flown into skyscrapers. That many
Americans apparently swallow such fallacious
causal reasoning is a sad commentary on our educational
system (all school boards should require a basic
course in logic as a pre-requisite to a high school diploma).
What I find amusing, however, is that such an
argument also appears to support the contention that if
President Knucklehead and his administration
had been doing their damn jobs in the first place,
there is a very good chance the 9/11 terrorist
plot would have been thwarted!
Patrick in Lincoln, NE
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Subject: Ford's legacy
Hey Bart,
Amy Goodman had a segment on Democracy Now which
mentioned other aspects of the Ford
administration than the happy gloss of the mainstream.
Robert Parry was on there among others,
and I think he was the one who said the pardon
deal was made before Nixon resigned.
It was also pointed out that Indonesia was hesitating
about invading East Timor, because they
received 90% of their weapons from the U.S. and
they didn't want them cut off if Washington
disapproved. Ford visited Indonesia, and
both he and Kissinger gave their OK for an invasion
that killed 1/3 of the Timorese population.
Hans
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Subject: Jerry Ford
Bart,
I remember President Jerry very well. I
disagree that he was a "talentless nobody."
He was a traditional, hardworking Republican
politician in the old mold.
He stood up to the BFEE, and tweaked their
noses, by appointing Nelson Rockefeller as VP
when George HW Bush was the next in line.
As a "nice guy," he also was a great change from Nixon.
When he was asked if he would pardon Nixon, he
said, "I don't think the country would stand for that."
Guess what? They didn't. When
he ran for election, he was beaten by the presidential candidate
with the least political experience in the 20th
century.
Russ
So many of theirs die from old age while super-rich.
So many of ours took a bullet to the brain in their prime.
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"This
fool has no idea what we're planning behind his back."
The Son knows Worst
Excerpt:
Like Bill Murray in "Groundhog Day," Bush seems
doomed to wake up every morning in the same
Maureen Dowd column about a father's shadow he
can darken but not escape. The elder Bush
handed his son the keys to the car, and the Daddy
Party has been paying for it ever since.
Bush the younger watched his father lose the presidency
over a brief moment of responsibility,
and vowed to avenge the family name by never
governing responsibly again. Bush 43 seems to
view Bush 41's administration as a zero-sum game:
He is willing to add one old Bush hand
(like Robert Gates), so long as he can dismiss
another (like James Baker). He has dealt with
the Iraq Study Group report the way stubborn
sons usually deal with parental advice - once
they hear something is supposed to be good for
them, they'll never do it.
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Angelina Jolie's refugee Christmas
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Hotties
Excerpt:
Angelina Jolie spent Christmas Day visiting refugees
in Costa Rica.
There are 11,000 refugees in Costa Rica, most
arrived after fleeing Colombia
to escape the conflict between leftist guerrillas,
soldiers and paramilitary forces.
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