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"I didn't feel I had anything to apologize
for with my WMD coverage."
-- Judith Miller, from
her new book, "Whore Without a Conscience" Link
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Inhofe and
the Old/New Republicans
by Richard Fricker
consortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
Sen. Inhofe of Oklahoma may be the poster boy
of modern Republicanism, the guy who
puts the certainty of his instincts and ideology
ahead of contrary facts.
The nearer the issue of global warming has gotten
to center stage the more vitriol Inhofe has
poured on environmentalists, scientists and the
media. Environmentalists became "Nazis,"
the regulators at the Environmental Protection
Agency were the "Gestapo," the media's
references to global warming were a "hoax."
Inhofe's stubbornness is tinged, too, by his reliance
on fundamentalist Christianity to interpret
political events, including the 9/11 terror attacks...
"I
believe very strongly that we ought
to support Israel; that it has a right to
the land. This is the most important reason:
Because God said so," Inhofe added, citing
the Biblical passage in Genesis 13:14-17.
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"If you think we are in the middle of civil
war, cut off funding."
-- Sen. Lindsey Graham, apparently
opposing Bush, Link
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FOX Launches
Nazi comedy show
Features vulgar Pigboy as President, Coulter as VP
guardian.co.uk
Excerpt:
This weekend, Fox Whore News channel launches
the Half Hour News Hour.
As the title suggests, the program is not entirely
serious. Nor is it entirely fair and balanced.
It is intended to counter Jon Stewart and give
Nazi gasbags all the best lines.
A previewed clip President Rush Limbaugh refusing
to take a call from Nancy Pelosi.
The Pigboy's VP is Ann Coulter. As President
Limbaugh tells viewers to stay tuned,
Coulter warns, "And if you don't, we'll invade
your country, kill your leaders and
convert you to Christianity."
I dopn't understand what they're trying to do.
FOX Whore News already does fake news - they make shit up.
Is this just FOX Whore News with a canned laughtrack? Besides, the heroin
addict already tried
TV and he had to empty the studio because his audience couldn't stand
his horseshit humor.
We should expect more of that "Chelsea is the
White House dog," kind of hilarity.
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"The country needs to be honest.
Change needs to be large.
Let's put a woman in charge."
-- Lyrics from Merle Haggard's
new song "Hillary" Link
"I think it may be the biggest thing that I've
written in 30 years."
-- Merle
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Al Franken
enters Minnesota Senate race
Link
Excerpt:
Al Franken said he would seek the Democratic
nomination to challenge Norm Coleman (R-Rat Bastard)
and immediately acknowledged the doubts voters
may have about electing a former SNL performer.
"Minnesotans have a right to be skeptical about
whether I'm ready for this challenge, and to wonder how
seriously I would take the responsibility that
I'm asking you to give me," Franken said in a video on his Web site.
"I want you to know: Nothing means more to me
than making government work better for the working families
of this state, and over the next 20 months, I
look forward to proving to you that I take these issues seriously," he
said.
Any who ever heard his radio show knows he's serious about this and
Franken knows more
about the issues than most of those blowhard bastards who vote for
bills they've never read.
I predict victory for Al, but that won't be too hard to achieve.
I expect Her coattails to be long, deep and wide.
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History of the vulgar
Pigboy
By my good friend Rackjite
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listen
Pass this around - send it to your friends.
It only had 2979 views when I found it.
Let's get it to 10,000 views, at least.
Subject: BCR feedback
Bart, I really liked a) the Rush smackdown and
b) your story about your trip.
The way you tell personal stories is very funny,
and I actually enjoy you
getting sidetracked and out of sequence.
Glad to hear all is well for now, and really love
getting the weekly broadcasts, even if shorter.
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Why I Hate
Her
by Ralph Nader
Link
Excerpt:
Accusing Hillary of having "no political fortitude,"
Bush enabler Ralph Nader says he will
join the fray for the 2008 elections if Democrats
end up nominating her as a candidate.
"She's just another bad version of Bill Clinton,"
Nader remarked to some dude in California.
"Flatters, panders, coasting, front-runner, looking
for a coronation, not taking on the huge waste
in the military budget as a member of the Armed
Services commission, never going after the
corporate crimes against pensions, against workers....
She has no political fortitude," Nader said.
Boy, he'll do anything to help the
GOP stay in power.
Nader loves this war, he loves big business and
he'll lie on the tracks
if he thinks it'll stop the greener candidate
from kicking BIG OIL out of power.
Nader is another Lee Hamilton.
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Subject: Hillary - rookie cop
answer
In the case of the rookie cop, the authorities
give him a gun in case deadly force is required,
but the rookie cop doesn't get to decide by himself
what situations meet the requirements.
Those decisions and scenarios are given to him
as part of his training and must correspond and
comply with all applicable laws, which cannot
be changed on the fly by the cop or the police hierarchy.
The authorities cannot issue instructions to
disobey any law.
I guess it's the "must be used" part of your question
where it breaks down -- the "must" is to be
decided by the authorities who are responsible
for training the rookie cop, not the rookie cop.
bis
I disagree.
No matter how much training he has, a cop will run into crazy situations.
If he sees a drunk grab the wheel of a school bus full of kids, he may
have to pull the trigger
to save the lives of 20 innocent children - isn't that why he was issued
the gun in the first place?
But if the rookie cop is stupid and crooked and planned to shoot a bus
driver for profit,
the crooked cop should blamed, tried and jailed - not the city who
trusted him with lethal force.
I know the "get Hillary" crowd wants their pound of flesh.
But it kills me that they want it so bad they're willing to put pro-surge
McCain in the White House.
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"I haven't been there (Iraq)
you have, I haven't."
-- Bush, when ducking the question of Iraq's civil war
So was his 2003 Thanksgiving trip to Iraq
as fake as the turkey he was holding? Link
I generally don't buy the conspiracy theories, but this would be so
easy to fake.
As I remember, the only footage we saw was Bush in that one tent.
It would be so easy to tell the other soldiers, "Sorry
you weren't in the tent Bush chose to visit."
Fake turkey, fake president, fake war, fake photo-op?
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Subject: False analogy
Bush already had the gun (U.S. military) and the
authority to act in the event of a clear and imminent threat
against the United States (War Powers Act of
1973). The AUTHORIZATION FOR USE OF MILITARY
FORCE AGAINST IRAQ RESOLUTION OF 2002 stated
that "The President is authorized to use the
Armed Forces of the United States as he determines
to be necessary and appropriate in order to --
(1) defend the national security of the
United States against the continuing threat posed by Iraq; and
(2) enforce all relevant United Nations
Security Council resolutions regarding Iraq." (emphasis mine)
The rest of the resolution dealt with reporting
requirements.
Nothing in the resolution required a new Security
Council resolution mandating military enforcement of inspections.
It authorized unilateral, aggressive war based
entirely on Bush's say-so. It authorized Bush to use force at his
discretion before the threat was even established.
It was basically a "shoot to kill" order given a full month before
the search warrant (U.N. Resolution 1441) had
even been issued. And due to the broad language of the resolution,
it absolutely authorizes the open-ended occupation
we currently have in Iraq right now.
"Broad language?" I'll guess you're right about
that.
"Shoot to kill?" Well, yes, in a defenseive
war I think our commanders need that authority.
But Bush lied about the threat - why give him
a pass at Hillary's expense?
In your opinion, were the congressmen and senators
who asked that a higher standard of evidence
be offered before agreeing to give Bush the authority
to use force in Iraq as he pleased, wrong?
Time was a factor.
Bush said Blair said Saddam could hit us WITHIN
THE HOUR!
It's easy to go back and say, "They
should have known what we know now," perhaps
simliar to
the doctors and nurses stuck in Katrina who had
to make drastic decisions on the facts they had at the time.
If you're up for it, my fellow forum posters and
I would be happy to engage you in a healthy,
productive debate on the relative merits of voting
in favor of or against the resolution in question:
http://bartcopnation.com/dc/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=2&topic_id=408788
v/r,
//SIGNED//
Sgt Darrell
Dude, I am SO up for that, but how can we dabate
a 2003 question with 2007 knowledge?
Was OJ Simpson a cool dude to hang with back in
1994?
Sure he was - he was the life of
the party.
Why didn't his friends know that
he was a wife killer?
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We have a few shot glasses left.
$25
a pair - cheap for a collectors item.
One Mother's
Tale: Moon & Her Son
by Robert Parry
consortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
Originally published in 1997, this article describes
what Rev. Sun Myung Moon's hardball
recruitment tactics did to families -- and how
his organization preyed upon unsuspecting
Americans to raise money. Moon could be viewed
as just one more religious charlatan if
it weren't for his close ties to the Bush family
and other top Republicans...
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Subject: Hillary's 'vote for
war'
I'm one of those folks who heard the evidence,
remember talking about it with friends and family.
We're all well educated, reasonable people with
a better-than-average understanding of history
and foreign policy - and we were all split as
to whether or not attacking Iraq was necessary,
or if there was a real case for fighting, and
the case for the WMD evidence. I was suspicious
that Bush was pressing so hard for the authorization
"in case it was needed".
People forget that Hillary voted for this BEFORE
it came out that the documentation was forged,
the evidence was fixed, and that the BFEE was
manufacturing the case. Knowing what she knew,
and what the rest of knew, she would have
been irresponsible to say no.
Some Democrats don't want to hear that.
Some Democrats want to believe that Hillary knew
all along that the CIA was lying.
Why are so many Democrats are willing to bash
Hillary and help the Republicans by doing it?
WP
Some Democrats see themselves as purists who'd
rather lose with "honor and dignity"
than win with someone who isn't 100% in-step
idealogically with every demo splinter group.
That kind of thinking might give us four more years of a GOP White House.
Me?
I'm tired of losing.
One other thing?
There are (so far) three serious Democratic contenders, Hillary, Obama
and Edwards.
Edwards and Hillary voted the same way, and Obama didn't have a vote
to cast on the war.
It's real easy to have an opinion when
it doesn't count.
Nobody can say how Obama would've voted if he had to weigh the consequences
of explaining
his "ignore the evidence" vote to his constituents after a major Iraqi
attack on the East Coast.
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Woodward
the GOP Tool
Woodward says don't make too much out of Hillary's
lead because
back in early 1991, nobody knew who Bill was.
I know Woodward
is a liar and a whore, but I didn't think anyone
in politics was this stupid.
Hillary is the most admired woman on the planet.
I can't even tell you who Number Two is.
In any country (maybe not North Korea) people
come out by the tens of thousands to cheer her.
She has a huge lead, top-quality name recognition
and a mountain of cash
because people want to bet on a winner and they
will not tolerate a loser.
...but Woodward wants you to know Vilsack is just
as likely to win as She is.
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Subject: Move Israel?
You truly have the mind of a child.
alceste
You're not the first person to suggest that but,
MY way,
violent murders of Jews would drop by 99 percent.
MY
way, we wouldn't have lost 3130 soldiers lately.
MY
way, Osama would have more important things to do that murder New Yorkers.
MY
way, transportation costs would drop up to 75% because the greedy oil
bastards
would lose their fossil fuel monoploy,
at least until they built their giant, sun-blocking umbrellas.
If you don't want to do things MY way,
smile and be happy
because we're doing things
YOUR way and
it's working out perfectly.
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Prince Harry
- off to Iraq?
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Excerpt:
Britain's Prince Harry will be serving in southern
Iraq by the end of the month with his army regiment,
probably taking part in reconnaissance missions
near the Iran border, a newspaper has reported.
A Ministry of Defence spokeswoman said the Daily
Mirror report was "entirely speculative" because
no final decisions have been made on which units
will relieve the 19th Light Brigade currently in Iraq.
But a senior military source told the Mirror that
the decision has been made to send Harry,
a second lieutenant in the Blues and Royals Regiment.
"The final details are being sorted, but he is
definitely going.
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Quotes
"The first time I met Bush, two things became
clear. One, he didn't know very much.
The other was that he had the confidence
to ask questions that revealed he didn't know very much."
-- Richard Perle, on the lack
of brains Der Monkey commands Link
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Subject: You are a not a true
liberal
As a Muslim and a loyal reader of this website,
it never ceases to amaze me that on the issue of Israel,
guys like you and Bill Maher (both smart people),
are gutless when it comes to speaking about any of the
many racist policies of Israel. That does not
fall in line with true left wing thinking people.
Religious insanity turns brother against brother,
friend against friend.
Why would a rational agnostic want to get stuck
to that Tar Baby? (Homage to Tony
Snow.)
Truth is, both sides are legitimately insane,
and you want me to chose sides?
The Jews think the number 5 is Satanic, the Muslims
think the number 8 is Satanic,
and you want me to side with one
of them on which number is more Satanic?
In 1928 issues, I'm not sure I ever said this
before, but I'm too smart for that.
The whole world sees what the Israeli Likud is
up to, but somehow that escapes you. I am not asking you
to hate Israel. Just be fair. Hillary Clinton
and other American politicians are too afraid of what the fascist
AIPAC will do to them if they ever spoke out.
Unfortunetly, so are you.
Don't mistake wisdom for fear. A man in my position
fears very little.
I will admit, on a practical level, one can't
be elected president if they are seen as hostile to Israel,
so in that regard you're right. But don't hold
Hillary to a higher standard than our last ten presidents.
BTW, didn't she catch a lot of shit for kissing
Arafat's wife?
Didn't mean anything to me, but lots of people
took that as "Hillary is a Jew hater!"
which is kinda further proof that, even if you're
a Clinton, there's no escaping this trap.
Religious insanity breeds this crappola, and
I refuse to step in it.
Your approval of Dan Gillerman's statement
is evidence to that.
Wait, is Dan Gillerman the Israeli ambassador
to the UN?
Why would you assume I endorse what he said?
Dan Gillerman is a hardcore zionist and Zionism
is the worst type of racism on earth.
ha ha
And Bart, as America's Zionist leader,
stands firmly behind Dan Gillerman?
There are many marvelous Jewish intellects that
are
banned from Israel because they oppose these
racist policies.
Sounds like proof that this subject is so devisive,
the Jews hate each other over it.
And then you ask why I don't want to join the
fun?
You should try listening to your friend Mike Malloy
on this particular issue.
He is not afraid of AIPAC.
So, I'm afraid of AIPAC?
Are all your declarations this accurate?.
Look - you and me aren't enemies.
I don't do this quagmire, no matter how
much you want me to.
You offer me membership in The Crazy Club, and
I refuse to join.
Remember, Muslims are anti zionist, not anti Jewish.
Peace.
Feisal
As-Salaam-Alaikum...
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USA Today
Boss apologizes to Hillary
Link
Excerpt:
Al Neuharth: "A year ago I criticized Hillary
Clinton for saying 'this (Bush) administration will go down
in history as one of the worst.'" At the time,
he declared her "wrong," explaining: "I rated these five Presidents,
in this order, as the worst: Jackson, Buchanan,
Grant, Hoover and Nixon. 'It's very unlikely Bush can crack that list,'
"I was wrong. This is my mea culpa," said Neuharth.
Not only has Bush cracked that list, but he is
planted firmly at the top."
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Subject: I have the courage to
answer that, Bart!
Personally, I've never said: "Hillary voted
for the war," like she owns Exxon-Mobil.
I have on the other hand said: "Hillary voted
for the war" like she voted for the war.
I really don't understand the analogy - Iraq didn't
require any sudden or deadly force.
Regards,
-Scott
Scott, if you leave the abstract, you often find
concrete.
Your 3 choices - as of now - are Edwards, Hillary and Obama.
The first 2 voted "for the war," the third had no vote.
What's your best move in '08?
Helping McCain with a vote for Vilsack?
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Let them know you read bartcop.com
Then they will fear you.
Marty's
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Where is
Streaky Woods?
Link
How can he claim to win eight "in a row," when he fails
to play in something as big as the Nissan Open?
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Iraq pumped 3.5Mbarrels
daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush is stealing $220,000,000
every
day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $220,000,000
every
day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
Link
Bush's "Bring 'em on"
death taunt is up to...
3,132....3,140
American victims
We lost 8
more since last issue
while the Little Dictator plays with himself.
...and how much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon
makes $108M - every day
(And that's just ONE oil company)
8 more
soldiers
dead,
but Exxon makes $75,000
profit per minute
Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have
no meters.
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
http://icasualties.org/oif/
Quotes
"If you are talking about withdrawal, I don't
think most people favor that."
-- Sen. Craig Thomas (R-WY), justifying his support of Dubya's surge,
Link
"USA Today: 63 percent favor a timetable for
withdrawal by the end of next year"
--Think Progress,
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Subject: Hillary haters ....
Bart, you wrote:
> I wonder if there are any Hillary haters
who can answer this question:
> When a city issues a gun to a rookie cop,
are they authorizing him
> to shoot anyone who he thinks the world
would be better off without?
> Or did they arm him in the event that sudden
and deadly force must be used?
The latter. (That means the second option.)
In Hillary's case, neither was true.
That allegation is not supported by the facts.
And she knows it. Hence Carville's attempt
to lie, tying 9/11 into Iraq.
Objection! Assumes facts that are not in
evidence.
Put your money where your mouth is.
Bet me that Hillary won't be the Democratic nominee
in 2008.
I might do that, but your out-of-the-blue bet
has NOTHING to do with your wild rant.
Yes, she might pull a LIEberman (her good buddy),
and still run, despite losing the primary.
But she will not win the White House as the Democratic
nominee.
As of today, if she doesn't, I would expect a
Republican to win.
That's why I say she'll win unless the Demo knives
in her back prevent that.
Love her or hate her, the Oval Office is hers
to lose.
Do I hate Hillary? No.
ha ha
Do I NOT respect Hillary? Yes.
But she would have been a great president in
1956!
That makes no sense.
Hillary would've beaten Ike in 1956?
What point did you intend to make?
P.S. -- the last time you did one of these "I
bet no one has the BALLS to answer me" deals, I answered.
Yet you still posted that no one answered.
So -- you lied. So -- who has the balls?
I wouldn't bet that you don't (cause you might have)
but I'll bet that I do because I know for sure.
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Rudy's inner
diva is outed
Prissy bitch is JLo and Dianna Ross
rolled into one
nydailywhore.com
Excerpt:
In addition to his $100,000 speaking fee, Giuliani
insists on a private plane - and not just any plane, mind you!
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a Gulfstream IV or bigger," notes the contract, referring to a
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Subject: I have a question...
*In WWII US auto makers quit making cars to tool
up for the war effort,
overwhelming the enemy.
American manufacturers did not go out of business
*Yesterday Chrysler announced laying off 13,000
workers - following Ford and GM in layoffs...
*But American troops can't get orders filled
for armored Humvees for current war effort?
Q: What is wrong with this corporate-America picture?
Mark
Mark, what's wrong is Bush can't make any money in peace time.
Sure, he could be a successful wartime president if Iraq succeeded.
OR
He could make $260M
a day in oil profits by "failing" in Iraq.
It's been three long years of Bush "failing" - while they make $260M
a day.
$260M
a day for three years means Bush
doesn't care
if history calls him a boneheaded loser and the worst president ever.
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NYC celebrates
100 years of taxi service
Blacks note 100 years of getting passed up by cabs
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Britney
Shaves her Noodle
"Please
help me!"
I've never been that drunk.
Said she didn't want anyone
to touch her. I doubt anybody will.
Looks like rehab didn't take.
She left 24 hours after entering.
Suicide her next step - can't
anybody help her? Is she Anna Nicole in waiting?
I'm so old, I remember when
she was cute.
What's next - a Hitler mustache?
You'd think they'd have a shampoo
for lice by now.
Most. cost-effective. publicity.
stunt. ever!
When the last time she saw her
4-month old?
Looks like K-Fed just got the
kids, which he doesn't want.
OR, she wanted to destroy the evidence (hair) that
she did drugs during her pregancy.
Can you imagine her kids' reaction
when this twisted creature comes reeling into their room,
bald, tattooed, stinking of gin and throw-up, hovering
and screeching "Come to momma?"
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