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"A political satirist who felches the current
elephant or donkey in power,
without regard to ability or honesty
of those in power, has neither the testicular
fortitude nor the minimum intellect
to understand either politics or satire."
-- an unknown wise man talking about Dennis Miller
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Reagan-Bush
Drug Legacy
by Robert Parry
consortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
Two grisly mass executions in Guatemala
- one involving three Salvadoran legislators and the second
the four policemen who confessed to killing them
- suggest that the Reagan era's ideological tolerance
of right-wing drug traffickers remains
a corrupting legacy in the region.
In the 1980s, Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush
saw Central America as a Cold War battleground
and thus downplayed evidence that right-wing
paramilitary operatives in El Salvador, Honduras, Costa Rica,
Guatemala and the Nicaraguan contra movement
were deeply implicated in cocaine trafficking.
That political protection enabled cash-rich South
American cocaine cartels to penetrate Central American
security forces and turn the region into a way
station for smuggling cocaine north to the United States.
Over the past two decades, that criminality has
hardened into business as usual for many police officials
and military officers.
...and they impeached Clinton for a blow job?
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"You can count on me to stand up and hold our
ground and fight back."
-- HRC, when asked how her campaign would differ from Kerry's,
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Subject: Giuliani the crook
"As he continued to accuse City Council leaders
of fiscal waywardness, Mayor Giuliani yesterday
defended his decision to forgive $594,000
in back rent...owed by one of his top campaign contributors,
Zachary Fisher, a real estate magnate who
is the museum's chairman and chief benefactor.
Fisher donated generously to Giuliani's past
two bids for mayor."
- Newsday 10/8/98: "Mayor Defends Deal on Intrepid." Link
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Quotes
"Convicting Libby of perjury was like convicting
Al Capone of tax evasion.
It doesn't mean they were not guilty
of other crimes."
--
Joe Wilson, with a shot of Chinaco in his hand, Link
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Subject: Gonzo Impeachment?
"The administration has said eight prosecutors
were told to leave,
all
but one for performance-related reasons."
The word is Abu Gonzales hisself testified before
Congress that their performance
was the reason for their dismissals.
Unfortunately for America's Tortureboy,
they had good
performance appraisals in their personnel files.
Contempt of Congress, leading to a Gonzo impeachment,
anyone?!
Eddy the pillar
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Can somebody get me a price on this part?
Include some profit for yourself, cause I'm going to tack on
enough for a Vegas trip.
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Liar in
the White house
independent.co.uk
Excerpt:
Cheney said he was "very disappointed with the
verdict". At the White House the mood was equally grim.
Bush respected the result of the trial, but was
"saddened for Scooter Libby and his family", a spokesman said.
But there is no concealing the extent of the
damage. Libby is not only the most senior Bush administration official
to face - and now be convicted of - criminal
charges. As chief of staff to the most powerful VP in US history,
he was one of the two or three most important
policy-makers at the White House after Bush & Cheney. The trial,
in which neither Libby nor his former boss testified,
threw no new light on the handling of the WMD intelligence
used to justify the 2003 invasion of Iraq. But
it revealed the obsessive sensitivity of the Vice-President's office
to any attack on its pre-war use of intelligence,
and its determination to discredit critics.
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Subject: Libby Guilty
It's a shame the Scooter Libby was merely convicted
of perjury instead of treason.
Libby should be hung. He was a key figure in
the web of lies that got America into this war.
He is directly responsible for the deaths of
over 3000 of our soldiers.
Even if Bush doesn't pardon him at best he'll
only do 2 years or so.
When people lie to get a country into a war that's
high treason.
And the entire Bush administration is guilty
of it.
Marc Perkel
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Bush's New
US Attorney a Criminal?
by Greg Palast
gregpalast.com
Excerpt:
There's only one thing worse than sacking an
honest prosecutor.
That's replacing an honest prosecutor with a
criminal.
There was one big hoohah yesterday as John Conyers
pulled down the pants on Bush's firing of
US Attorneys to expose a scheme to punish prosecutors
who wouldn't bend to political pressure.
But the Committee missed a big one: Timothy Griffin,
Karl Rove's assistant, the President's pick as
US Attorney for the Eastern District of Arkansas.
Griffin, according to BBC Television, was the hidden
hand behind a scheme to wipe out the voting rights
of 70,000 citizens prior to the 2004 election.
Key voters on Griffin's hit list: Black soldiers
and homeless men and women. Nice guy, eh?
Naughty or nice, however, is not the issue.
Targeting voters where race is a factor is a
felony crime under the Voting Rights Act of 1965.
Can you believe the Democrats are actually holding hearings of this?
Just when news of the Walter Reed problems is spreading,
the same week that Cheney's Chief of Staff was found guilty.
How much lower can these bastards go in the polls?
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Hagel to
announce Monday
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Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel, a Vietnam War veteran
who has been openly critical of
Bush's failures Iraq, will announce on Monday
whether he plans to run for president in 2008.
Hagel said he will hold a news conference in Omaha
"regarding his future plans."
Nine pro-war Republicans are also seeking the
party's nomination.
Hagel and aides did not discuss his intentions,
but he accepted an offer to appear at
a labor forum for presidential candidates from
both parties next week in Washington.
Hagel has been a harsh critic of Bush's bungling
and he co-sponsored a non-binding resolution
condemning Bush's proposal to send more troops
to Iraq. He called Bush "the most dangerous
foreign policy fuck-up since Vietnam" and said
Bush was playing "ping-pong with American lives."
As far as I'm concerned, Hagel is the smartest one of the GOP bunch.
He saw the war was a failure and spoke out against it before most Democrats.
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Subject: Scootie Pie in Prison
Bart, you asked:
> Will Scooter get a new nickname in prison?
Yep. "Short-eyes."
Wait 'til his new cellies get a read of Scootie
Pie's book, The Apprentice, wherein a child is
chained in a cage and a bear, yes, you read correctly
- A BEAR - rapes her repeatedly.
The purpose is to make the little girl an obedient
child prostitute. Charming children's tale, ain't it?
"Short-eyes" is the inside term for child molesters,
and 'them douche bags make the bestest abuse bags!
Helps with anger management for respectable inmates.'
Be well, Bart,
Alvin in Los Angeles
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30 Vermont
towns seek to impeach Bush
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Excerpt:
More than 30 Vermont towns passed resolutions
on Tuesday seeking to impeach Bush,
while at least 16 towns called on Washington
to withdraw U.S. troops from Iraq.
Vermont is in the vanguard of a movement to impeach
Bush over his unpopular Iraq war.
"We're putting impeachment on the table," said
James Leas, a Vermont lawyer who helped
draft the resolutions and is tracking the votes.
"The people in all these towns are voting to
get this process started and bring the troops
home now."
"The president must be held accountable," said
state Rep. David Zuckerman.
Nancy Pelosi, call your office.
You have a crooked adminsitration that needs to be impeached and jailed.
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Austin:
Stinking Hellhole of Sin?
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"Fitzgerald had to realize early on that the
matter he was appointed to investigate was not a crime.
He should have put his little papers
in his briefcase and gone back to Chicago."
-- Former Sen. Fred Thompson, (R-Hound dog)
Link
Hey Fred, the CIA asked the Justice Department to prosecute because
they thought a crime had occured.
BTW, did you know they were floating Fred's name as a possible GOP nominee
next year?
Rudy, Mitt and McCain, the Republican's front runners, are unacceptable
to the base.
They got nobody - unless you count Gingrich who's has a 15% approval
rating.
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Haggard's
Church forced to lay off workers
Sharp drop in donations is the reason
"Blow
one meth dealer and
they brand you a homo for life."
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In the wake of his gay sex scandall, the Rev.
Ted Haggard has been forced to lay off
44 of its 350 workers to offset a sharp drop
in donations.
Mr. Haggard resigned as president of the 30-million-member
National Association of Evangelicals
in November and was removed as senior pastor
of the New Life megachurch after a former male
prostitute said that he had had a three-year
sexual relationship with Mr. Haggard and had helped
him obtain methamphetamines.
After initially denying the accusations, Mr. Haggard
confessed to buying drugs from the former prostitute,
Michael Jones, and admitted to what he termed
"sexual immorality." Mr. Haggard has since gone through
Homo No mo" counseling, and was declared "completely
heterosexual" by a member of a panel of ministers
appointed to oversee his crime syndicate that
preys on the sick and the old..
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Max
Blumenthal visits Coulter's "Faggotfest"
Subject: JFK
Bart:
I've read the Warren Commission report cover to
cover. I'm pretty well convinced that Oswald shot Kennedy.
The evidence is overwhelming that he did. The
only thing that continues to nag at me is that every single other
high-level political nut job assassination (or
attempt) that I am aware of throughout history has proudly taken
the stage, a la John Wilkes Boothe and said "Thus
with all tyrants" or some such drivel, whether they were
with a conspiracy, as Boothe was, or not, like
Sara Jane Moore.
I think Oswald was part of a conspiracy, but was
surprised to find out he was the patsy.
E.L.
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Subject: Chinaco
Hey Bart -
Didja ever get to try some of the original Chinaco?
My buds and I discovered it in the mid-80's.
Expensive even then, about $40 a bottle.
I had the very last bottle snuggled away, but
made a big dent
in it when the old college buddy came to visit.
Smooooth after all these years.
SteveO
I had a few bottles of that years ago.
Same great taste, but I sure like the hand-blown bottles better.
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Subject: Bartcop misunderstood
Hey Bart!
What's up with all these so-called liberals and
Democrats?
They seem to be able to misunderstand what you
say no matter what.
Since day one, it has sounded to me like you are
saying:
"I don't care if it's a skanky crack ho (insert
AnnThraxx CoulterBeast joke here) or a trained
monkey (insert Dennis Miller joke here) who becomes
the Democratic nominee for president.
Anything's better than the Giggling Murderer.
She's the front runner, so why don't we stop
attacking Her
(or any other Democrat, for that matter) and
start attacking the Republican'ts?"
I know I don't have a massive 164 IQ like you,
Bart, but that sure sounds like a good plan to me...
(: Tom :) at the
Funny Farm
Hatred can make people blind.
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"Conservatives see Rudy as a more ruthless
version of George W. Bush, someone who would
not have consented to less-than-aggressive
rules of engagement; who would have taken Falluja
the first time, and not have had to
come back later; who would not have let Sadr escape when
he had him; who would not have been
fazed by whining over Abu Ghraib and Club Gitmo,
and would have treated critics of the
armed forces and of the mission with the same impatience
he showed critics of the police in
New York."
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Libby and
GOP Lies to Watch for
mediamatters.org
Excerpt:
No underlying
crime was committed
There
was no concerted White House effort to smear Wilson.
Libby
was not responsible for the leak of Plame's identity.
Libby
merely "left out some facts."
Fitzgerald
is a partisan prosecutor.
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Subject: Tony Snow and Herman
Munster
Is it just me or do you see the resemblance too?
..
These guys could be twins! (Herman is the
smarter one)
Steve in Arab, Al.
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Marty's
Entertainment Page
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Quotes
"There was a tremendous amount of sympathy
for Libby on the jury. It was said a number of times,
'What are we doing with this guy here?
Where's Rove? Where are these other guys?'
I'm not saying we didn't think Mr.
Libby was guilty of the things we found him guilty of.
It seemed like he was, as Mr. Wells
put it, he was the fall guy."
-- Juror Denis Collins, makethemaccountable.com
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The Libby
Verdict
NYWhoresTimes
Excerpt:
The specter of a nuclear-armed Iraq was central to Bush's case for
rushing to war. So, the trial testimony showed,
Cheney orchestrated an assault on Wilson's credibility
with the help of Libby and others. They whispered to
journalists that Wilson's wife worked at the
C.I.A. and that nepotism was the reason he had been chosen for the trip.
That is what we know from the Libby trial, and
it is some of the clearest evidence yet that this administration did not
get duped by faulty intelligence; at the very
least, it cherry-picked and hyped intelligence to justify the war.
What Wilson found, and subsequent investigations
confirmed, was that there was one trip in 1999 - not "recently,"
but four years before Bush's statement - by an
Iraqi official to Niger and that during that trip, uranium was never discussed.
But just as clear is the fact that the NW Whore Times wasn't duped by
this crooked White House.
They were getting that "exclusive access" that whores like Russert
got for spinning things for Cheney.
The NY Whore Times traded what was left of their credibility for access
to Cheney.
They are whores that cannot be trusted.
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Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush is stealing $220,000,000
every
day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $220,000,000
every
day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
Link
Bush's "Bring 'em on"
death taunt is up to...
3,185....3,188
American victims
We lost 3
more since last issue
while the Little Dictator plays with himself.
...and how much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon
makes $108M - every day
(And that's just ONE oil company)
3 more
soldiers
dead,
but Exxon makes $75,000
profit per minute
Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have
no meters.
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
http://icasualties.org/oif/
Kissyface
mocked, ridiculed
courant.com
Excerpt:
Day after day, the bile trickles out, from bloggers,
commentators and others.
In one scathing declaration, David Sirota wrote
that he wished Lieberman's "melting, Emperor-from
-Star-Wars face would stop appearing on my television
set and freaking out my dog, Monty."
Bloggers are branding Lieberman a "war criminal,"
or "the most dishonest, dishonorable person in D.C., today."
Meanwhile, on "Meet the Press," Chuck Hagel unloaded
after Lieberman said he wanted to win in Iraq
for his children and grandchildren. Hagel
said he was "offended" by suggestions that those who want to
curb U.S. involvement were advocating defeat.
"We all have children and grandchildren. He doesn't have
a market on that, nor do any of my colleagues."
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Subject: Playboy's Jim Garrison
interview
Hi Bart,
If you want to understand the mind of Jim Garrison,
read the classic Playboy Magazine interview in
three parts:
http://www.jfklancer.com/Garrison2.html
A nut? Doesn't sound like it to me.
He sounds like a smart, rational guy who cares
deeply
about his country and who is the subject of a
smear campaign.
The interview is fascinating.
There is much in what he says that is strangely
familiar.
Craig
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Subject: March 7, 2007
Well, Bart, today I turned 44 years of age.
Sometimes I wonder what happened to those last
22, but I keep going anyway.
To celebrate, I took part in a protest at University,
in favor of a progressive
academic who was denied tenure. I enjoyed
every minute of it!
I even screamed, "Let's give the admin the
Bartcop Hex!", just for the record.
Soon, I hope to apply for grants, primarily to
pay some bills,
and then to start an internet radio gig up in
the North East Corridor.
Keep Swinging The Biggest Hammer In All Of Creation,
Bart!
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Hostages
to Policy
tomdispatch.com
Excerpt:
This is hot-button blackmail. Little could be
more painful than a parent, any parent, outliving a child,
or believing that a child had his or her life
cut off at a young age and in vain. To use such natural
parental emotions, as well as those that come
from having your children (or siblings or wife or husband)
away at war and in constant danger of injury
or death, is the last refuge of a political scoundrel. It amounts
to mobilizing the prestige of anxious or grieving
parents in a program of national emotional blackmail.
It effectively musters support for the President's
ongoing Iraq policy by separating the military from the
war it is fighting and by declaring non-support
for the war taboo, if you act on it.
It indeed does turn the troops in a wasteful and
wasted invasion and war, ordered by a wasteful,
thoughtless administration of gamblers and schemers
who had no hesitation about spilling other
people's blood, into hostages. Realistically,
for an administration that was, until now, unfazed by
the crisis at Walter Reed, this is nothing but
building your politics on the backs of the dead,
the maimed, and the psychologically distraught
or destroyed.
People act so surprised when they find out Bush & Cheney are murdering
scumbags.
If they had been reading bartcop.com they would've known
that in 2000.
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