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Quote of the Day "I had a chance to reflect on the    great sacrifice that our military    and their families are making.    I prayed for their safety and I    prayed for their strength and    comfort, and I prayed for peace."      -- Dubya, lying at Fort Hood,  Link    Hey Monkey, you rejected peace, remember?  You had peace but said, "We must go to war!"

In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Surging Toward Failure  Monkey Mail Troop Surge Lies  The BFEE's Collapse  Random thought...  Advice for Obama  Iraq to Bush: Get out!  Imus the racist dog  Jessica Alba 90210

Quote

"Bush went on vacation to his ranch in Texas AGAIN.
  You know, ...aren't we at war? Anybody else's weekend start on Wednesday?
  Try that at your job: 'Boss, I'd like to take the weekend off. I'll be leaving Tuesday night."
      -- Jay Leno
 

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'Surging' Toward Failure in Iraq
  by Robert Parry

 consortiumnews.com

 Excerpt:
The United States has long since "lost" the war in Iraq. As many military and intelligence analysts recognize,
it is not winnable in any normal sense of the word. The "surge" of sending tens of thousands more U.S. troops
into Iraq only guarantees that the final body count will be higher and the piles of IOUs bigger.

To get a sense of the inevitable disaster ahead, just envision the conditions for U.S. troops stuck in police
stations around Baghdad when the summer temperatures rise to over 100 degrees and tempers turn just as hot.
By then, too, Iraqi insurgents will have adjusted their tactics to take advantage of isolated American soldiers.

The U.S. death toll in and around Baghdad is already increasing...
 

This a mess.
This is a BIG mess.
This is a BIG mess with nothing but bad-and-worse alternatives.

How do we get out?
(See the Michael Ware report below)
 

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Quotes

"According to the latest Gallup Poll, Bush is stuck at 38%.
 His standing has stayed below 40% for seven consecutive months.
 Only two presidents have suffered longer strings of such low ratings.
 One was Truman during the Korean stalemate, the other was Nixon during Watergate."
    -- Susan Page,   USAToday.com
 

I participated in this poll.
Of the 1008 adults surveyed, I might have been the  most opinionated.
 

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Subject: Why Kerry gets a pass but Hillary doesn't

I have explained it, horseshit artist,
and I'm now sure that many others have as well.

You mean the answer is so obvious,
there's no need to say what it is?

 ha ha

Were you captain of the debate team at Monkey College?
Actually, several people tried to answer, but nobody came close.
 

My good friends over at Buzzflash tell me you are a weenie who is no damn friend of theirs.
They don't know you and they don't want to know you.
 Alto
 

Banana fact:
Bananas are high in iron, so they can help with your period, bitch.

Bush lied about size of troop surge

 bradblog.com

 Excerpt:
After Bush announced his plan to send slightly over 20,000 additional American soldiers to the meatgrinder,
a CBO report emerged predicting that the "surge" could balloon to 48,000 soldiers, with support personnel.

CBO Director Peter Orszag told Ike Skelton (D-MO) that "[The] CBO assumed that additional support
troops would be deployed in the same proportion to combat troops that currently exists in Iraq."

"That approach would require a total of 48,000," he said.
 

Are we going to see the biggest Democratic landslide in history?
Or will the Democrats find a way to screw this up, too?
 

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Subject: Peace march in San Fran

Hey Bart,
 
I love the new radio format (but I liked the old one, too, so I guess you could call me biased).  
 
I've been meaning to write since March 18 to be exact and tell you about our experiences at the Peace March 
in San Francisco on that date.  Patti and I decided to march with the Native American contingent at the head 
of the procession.  We felt like we had more in common with them than any of the other groups, now that 
we've had our country stolen too, plus they had great drums.   ha ha
 
My WPE tee-shirt was a hit and I gave out a lot of Bartcop cards.  So, when we reached the Civic Center
and were perusing the displays, a guy walked up to me and asked if I read Bartcop, too.  

'But of course', I respond and find myself talking to the GREAT Bruce Yurgil.  I have to say, it was a pleasure 
to shake his hand and tell him how important his work is.  He was literally GIVING prints away, $4.00 for small
and $6.00 for large.  When he tried to give me change, I just told him to put it to work for the cause.
 
If it wasn't for you, I might not even know who he is.
Thanks,
 Don D

Quotes

"Pelosi's visit to Syria was a mistake, that it was bad for us and good for the Syrians.
  I say this because we're in a war. We're in a war against the Islamic terrorists who
  attacked us on 9-11-01. Syria is a state sponsor of terrorism...When Nancy Pelosi goes there,
  she sends a message of disunity. She legitimizes the Syrian goverment.
     - Kissyface, Bush's echo chamber for misinformation

 "But Syria had nothing to do with 9-11..."
    -- Wolf the Whore, smacking Kissyface with the facts,  Link
 

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Dems to FOX NEWS: Suck on this
 Edwards, Obama, Hillary opt out of Facsist debate

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 Excerpt:
The decision by Obama and Hillary follows an announcement last week by John Edwards that he
would forgo the Fox witch hunt. Without Obama, Clinton and Edwards, however, Fox would be
missing the only three contenders for the Democratic presidential nomination.

.
We need a national debate on just how racist these FOX News liars are.
Maybe this will be the springboard for that muich needed debate.
 

 I'm not bothered, Bart - and here's why

Subject: it's always about you

As a former regular to your site, I can see that nothing has changed.
Yor site would really rock if ir wasn't about YOU all the time.

But then again, it IS your site.

Best,
A former regular and obscure blogger,
 Ted P
 

OK, from now on the page will be all about Ted P.
 

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Quote

"In the Middle East, nothing positive comes from Iraq,
  torn apart by continual slaughter as the civil population flees."
   -- Benny the Rat, in his traditional "Urbi wan Kenorbi" Easter address,  Link
 

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Iraq to Bush: FO and Get out!

                 "Bush is a monkey dressed in a man suit!" the crowds chanted.

 nywhoretimes.com

 Excerpt:
Tens of thousands of protesters loyal to Moktada al-Sadr took to the streets of the holy city of Najaf
on Monday in an extraordinarily disciplined rally to demand an end to the American military presence
in Iraq, burning American flags and chanting "Death to America!" and "Bush is a shoe-licker!"

Residents said that the angry, boisterous demonstration was the largest in Najaf, the heart of Shiite
religious power, since Bush's bloody invasion in 2003. It took place on the 4th anniversary of the fall
of Baghdad, and it was an obvious effort by Mr. Sadr to show the extent of his influence here in Iraq.
Moktada's father opened the first Krispy Kreme in Najaf.

        Saw it on  http://constructiveanarchy.com/blog/
 

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Quotes

"I'll never forget the sight of all those B-1s out there. The Berlin Wall had not fallen yet 
  and we were still in the midst of the Cold War. I had dreams of being in a flight suit, 
  hearing the scramble signal, and heading to Moscow with the bombs loaded."  
     -- Rush Limbaugh, his syphilitic fever raging again
 

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Imus suspended for racial slurs?

I don't get it - why was Imus suspended?
He was hired to spew racist hatred and he's good at his job.

That's why Rush was hired
That's why Hannity was hired.
That's why O'Reilly was hired.
That's why Michael Savage was hired.
That's why Glen Beck was hired.
That's why Paul Harvey was hired.
(Did you know he regularly has sex with horses? Or used to, anyway)
That's why Mancow was hired.
That's why FOX Whore News was built - to spew hatred against the gays, Jews,
the blacks, the poor, gypsies, the doctors and professionals - all the people Hitler hated.

In corporate America, that's considered entertainment.

That's why Phil Donahue was cancelled - no Nazi hatred in his show.
That's why Mike Malloy and Randi Rhodes are on tiny stations with little power.
That's why Bartcop Radio is only heard by dozens.

Why do you think all the people in bold are super-rich and we're not?

Because Nazi hate sells in America.
 

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Subject: McCain should do it

John McCain says that Iraq is safe and said he would have walked through the market in
Baghdad without the military protection that surrounded him last week when he was there.

Does McCain actually expect anyone to believe him? Mr. Straight Talk Express should
actually do it, walk in Baghdad without protection. Show us how it's done.

If he wants to prove a point bad enough he could make it happen. But he won't because he's lying to us.
He's telling us that the only reason he didn't go unguarded was because the military wouldn't let him.

Our soldiers are fighting and dying so that McCain can pose in front of them for political purposes.
I think the next time McCain goes to Iraq he should let the Iraqis protect him.
And if someone doesn't put a bullet in his back, I'll vote for him.

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
 

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The BFEE's Epic Collapse
 by Joe Klein, less whore than some, but still a whore

 timewhore.com

 Excerpt:
The three big Bush stories of 2007 precisely illuminate the three qualities that make Bush the WPE.
Arrogance (the surge), incompetence (Walter Reed) and cynicism (the U.S. Attorneys).

Personal motives have skewed the President's judgment about the war. Saddam tried to
kill his dad; his dad didn't try hard enough to kill Saddam. There was payback to be had.

The mold and decrepitude at Walter Reed are likely to be only the beginning of the tragedy,
the latest example of incompetence in this Administration.

The firing of the U.S. Attorneys is a relatively minor matter, but once again Karl Rove's operation
has corrupted a policy area--like national security--that should be off-limits to political operators.
 

Joe, Bush making $2B a week is an accidental by-product of his zeal to avenge his Daddy?
C'mon Joe - when in history has somebody accidentally made $2B a week for 4 years?

You need to stop getting your facts from Rush and Drudge
and start reading  bartcop.com  if you want the truth about these bastards.

Read the back pages, Joe.
When you were screaming, "Bush is God," we were telling the truth.
 

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Subject: re: ragging on Tiger

Bart, there you go again - always slamming Tiger Woods.

 <snippage>

I hate you,
 Riley
 

Riley, I was not slamming Tiger Woods.
Streaks are hard to keep alive when Zack Johnson is in da house!.

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Advice for Obama

Considering what they did to Kerry (Turning a war hero into a simpering, snivelling coward)
what will the GOP do to a decent fella like Barack Obama?

First, they're going to alter his image to make it even darker, to remind the racist bastards
(which is what, about a third of the country?) that's he's "one of them - a negro."

Then they'll manufacture some "scandal" that the whore media will run with 24/7.

Then they'll point to his less-than extensive experience and ask, "With Al Qaeda on the hunt,
can we trust our future to an undistinguished, unqualified Democrat named Hussein?"

They'll run that commercial 1000 times, (10,000 in the South.)

To paraphrase Lee Atwater (R-Rotting in hell)
"They'll make Osama bin Laden Hussein Obama's running mate."

If I was advising the Obama camp, I would have a reporter ask him,
"Do you expect the GOP to play the race card to scare voters away from you?"
Obama should answer, "Probably.  We expect that will happen- but it would be nice if they
respected the America voters too much to stoop to such gutter-level politics. It would be
nice if the Republicans were too decent to pull such a divisive stunt - we'll have to see."

That's just like a raise in poker.
Do they DARE pull the race card after Obama predicts they'll go dirty?
Sure they will, but it makes Obama look like a genius for calling it before it happens.

Then, when they pull that stunt, Obama can take the high road and say,
"I was hoping they had more class, but I guess I was too optimistic."

But it all starts with getting on the record early that the race card is expected
because the GOP bastards always fight dirty.
 

Of course, they'll attempt to personally destroy whoever our nominee is,
so I'd like to see a rough-and-tumble primary season to thinken up Obama's hide.

I want to see Obama angry BEFORE we make a final decision on our nominee.
 

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Bush wins Easter Egg Roll
Kids cry foul, "Secret Service held us back"

 Link

 Excerpt:
Thousands of rich republican kids dressed for winter weather searched for Easter eggs
at a White House ceremony dating back longer than Bob Dole's been alive.

The annual White House Easter Egg Roll, started in 1878, typically has been a rite of spring in Washington.
But on Monday, it was afflicted by winter's parting bite - the air was colder than Pickles when Bush is drinking.
Undaunted, the Hitler Youth sprang into action under the watchful eyes of their families, Reich hostess Pickles Bush
and several Bush administration henchmen herrded the little crumb-crunchers into line to get the eggs..

Several kids were treated and released after being manhandled by overzealous Secret Service agents.
"They held us back, twisted our arms and tripped us so the goofy old guy could win," said Timmy Braun.

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Subject: BCR tech problem

Bart,

I have a technical problem with your shows which started when you switched to the 80 minutes a week format.
I use an iPod.  I download your shows from your site then add them to my iPod library on my Mac.  Then I
update my iPod and play the file.  Pretty standard stuff.  Your shows play all right as long as I don't stop my
iPod or try to fast forward.  When I do that, I seem to lose track of where we are in the show.  Say if I start
to fast forward from minute 10, it will just keep cycling through the same one or two minutes instead of really
moving through the file.  When I turn the iPod off, then turn it back on later, the file restarts somewhere near
the beginning and won't fast forward very far from that point.  Long story short, unless I have the uninterrupted
time to continuously go through all 80 minutes of your show, I can't get to the end.  That sucks.

This little feature only happens with your shows.  I download about 30 podcasts a week, some longer than yours.
None of them has this problem. (In fact one, called "best of the left", is separated into little segments and I can
jump ahead from segment to segment - very cool)  I suspect this error has something to do with the way you are
encoding the mp3s, but I have no real expertise in mp3 encoding and so I can't give you any more of  a clue than that.

I love listening to your shows and I want to keep listening to them the same way I listen to everything else,
but this "feature" is becoming enough of a pain in the ass that I have to write and complain.
I hope you can figure it out for me.

-Mike
 

Any body have any clues for Mike?

I could chop the shows up into smaller pieces, but then the people
who want to hit "download" and be done with it will get hurt.
 

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British sailors can sell stories

 Link

 Excerpt:
The 15 Brits held by Iran for nearly two weeks have permission to sell their stories to the media,
the Ministry of Defense said Sunday, making an exception because of what it called "exceptional" interest.

"It was clear that the stories they had to tell were likely to have emerged via family and friends
regardless of any decision the navy took," the ministry statement said.
 

British sailors can not sell stories

 Link

 Excerpt:
Britain bans military personnel from selling their stories to the media.

The policy change by the British defense ministry, which came after a swirl of public condemnation,
will not affect deals the service members have already struck with media outlets. Faye Turney, the only
woman among the hostages held for two weeks, agreed to sell her story for close to $200,000.
 

I'll bet Bush called his Poodle and yanked on his leash.
Bush doesn't want anyone but his friends to profit from his "mistakes."
 

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Subject: re: Rudy's mobster shtick

Bart,

Jeez, what if Obama ran onstage for every speech to the theme from "Shaft"?
Or worse yet, some song from Paul Simon's "Graceland"?
 Jeff in Chicago,
 

Jeff, the only thing that could be worse if is some candidate
needed a theme song and decided on Paul Simon's "Call me Al."
 

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McCain's Potemkin Village
  by Joe Conason

 observer.com

 Excerpt:
Consider the happy talk from Representative Mike Pence, an ultraconservative Indiana Republican who
has visited Iraq on several occasions. At the press conference that inevitably followed the Shorja photo op,
Mr. Pence said he had been inspired by the opportunity to "mix and mingle unfettered among ordinary Iraqis,"
drinking tea and haggling over carpets. To him, the Baghdad shops were "like a normal outdoor market in
Indiana in the summer time." Senator Lindsey Graham boasted of buying "five rugs for five bucks,"
 

"You think life is cheap in Iraq?
  Check out the prices on those rugs!"
   -- Jon Stewart
 

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Subject: re: England's National Humiliation

Bart, yesterday's article said,

"You could see it on Blair's face: his recognition that he had been bested
  in global public relations by a psychopathic religious fanatic, and had been
  forced into what was at best a stand-off with an unscrupulous thug
  who is busy trying to help kill British soldiers in Iraq."

You think they'd want to talk about the stand-off with Iran, not his relationship with Bush.
 Nighthawk
 

 ha ha

Wish I'd thought of that.
 

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Did Bush ignore Katrina - again?

 smirkingchimp.com

 Excerpt:
Things undone: 1. The plan to protect the Gulf Coast. 
Does anyone think that Katrina was the last hurricane that will hit the Gulf Coast? 

Most climatologists predict that hurricanes will be getting bigger and stronger. 
Of course, Bush has no long term plan to protect the coastline. Nobody would expect him to. 
Note, however, that the Democratics haven't made that part of their platform."
 

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Subject: Michael Ware buys the Bush bull crap?

 Link
 

Sports

The Professional Golfers Association just announced they're
changing their organization name to "Whatever Tiger Wants."
 

More details as they come available...
 

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Poker excitement

I still can't find my regular $1 tourney on Full-Tilt,
so I played in this $1 buy-in tourney to qualify for a bigger tourney.

Well, naturally I won,

 So Saturday I'm playing for free in some big tournament

 Woo Hoo!

Watch me kick some ass at 3:30 Eastern on Saturday

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