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Friday May 25, 2007 Vol 1984 - Dictator Bush
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Quotes
"It's sort of like punishing your child by
saying, 'If you don't get your grades up,
you are grounded ... unless, of course,
you would like to go out. And by the way,
you are grading yourself and I keep
the marijuana in the silverware drawer.'"
-- Jon Stewart, on the
supplemental bill featuring waiveable consequences
if the Iraqis fail to meet benchmarks,
Gingrich's
War on 'Secularism'
by Robert Parry
Excerpt:
Gingrich is basing his political comeback, in
part, on an assertion that the real bias in America
is against those who believe in religion and
that "radical secularism" is oppressing them.
"This anti-religious bias must end," Gingrich
told graduates from Falwell's Liberty University.
Gingrich's strategy appears to be to repackage
the Right's lament about the "war on Christmas"
into a year-round campaign to make Christians
view themselves as victims of evil, secularists and liberals.
"Secularism" is their Betty Bowers way of saying,
"I'm
closer to Jesus than you are,"
which is another way of saying, "I'm
more insane than you are because I believe in
invisible ghosts that don't exist more than
you do."
It sums up their position rather succinctly, I'd say.
(That's the first time I ever used the word 'succinctly.'
I had to look it up to get the spelling
right.)
Bush's power
grab
Right-wingers don't trust the bastard, either
Excerpt:
President Bush, without so much as issuing a
press statement, on May 9 signed a directive that granted
near dictatorial powers to the president in the
event of a national emergency declared by the president.
Directive NSPD-51 and HSPD-20 establishes under
a new National Continuity Coordinator.
Undert this directive, if Bush determines a catastrophic
emergency has occurred, he can take over all
government functions and direct all private sector
activities to ensure we will emerge from the emergency
with an "enduring constitutional government."
Iin layman's terms, if Bush determines a national
emergency has occurred, he becomes our dictators
so he can direct any and all government and business
activities until he declares the emergency is over.
NSPD-51/
HSPD-20 makes no reference whatsoever to Congress, sufggesting
that the powers
of the executive order can be implemented without
any congressional approval or oversight.
So, a few days before the '08 election, if a bomb goes off, say, in
New York,
Bush will legally become Dictator Bush until he decides he no
longer wants to
be Dictator Bush, which would be never. It's a damn dangerous
possibility.
Shit like this just fuels those 9-11 rumors.
Bush would have to obey the law - if not for 9-11.
Bush would have to obey the Constitution - if not for 9-11.
Bush would have to enforce the Bill of Rights - if not for 9-11.
Bush couldn't steal $200M a day in Iraq - if not for 9-11
9-11 was the greatest day of Bush's life.
Bush wants absolute power for life - that's why he's not worried about
his 28% approval.
Discuss
it on The Bartcop Forum
Discuss it on the BartBlog
Subject: You're a left wing kook?
Susan got that wrong.
You're a *centrist* kook.
I ain't done with you, though.
--pipe
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Dems: We
have just begun to Surrender
That's
the spirit we've come to expect from our Quitters
Excerpt:
Democrats may have surrendered in the first round
with President Warmonger,
but they say theu have plenty of surrender left
in them.
In the months ahead, lawmakers will repeatedly
surrender on whether U.S. troops should stay
and whether Bush has the authority to continue
the war. The Democratic strategy is intended to
surrender again and again until Bush gets tired
of winning.
"I feel a direction change in the air," said Rep.
John Murtha., chairman of the House funding panel.
Bush and Treason
Excerpt:
Was that Bush in the Rose Garden or was it Chubby
Checker?
Bush was able to twist reason so savagely that
I'm surprised that the press didn't get up and dance.
That is, except for the two correspondents whose
children who were in danger from the terrorists.
Follow me here, because this is just precious.
1. Bush said that if we left before we defeated Al Quaeda that they would follow us here.
2. He said that we would leave if the Iraqi government told us to.
So, the guy who's looking out for us (when O'Reilly
is on vacation)
would allow Al Quaeda to come here if the Iraqi
Government said so?
Treason is outsourcing our country's security
to a country that isn't even toilet trained.
Subject: Hilarity & IraqNam
Bart, so now that she's the Leading Democrat,
is the Junior senator from New York
going to Fillibuster the Enabling Act for that
on-going adventure in The Middle-East,
...inasmuch as she knows now what she knows now?
IrishDave
That's a great question.
My guess is she'll try to avoid that, but in
the end, she might do it.
It would make her the Lady who stood up to the
Fascist bastards
when all the men were wetting their pants in
fear at the feet of mighty Dictator Bush.
That's the kind of story that would make its
way into the history books.
My guess is she's going to run for president only
once, and this is it.
I think she'll do what it takes to win, her being
the calculating, cold-blooded barracuda bitch.
But why do that if the Democrats are just going to stab her in the back?
This is the knife they'll use, the one they used on Bill.
Quotes
"The Democrats have passed on their best chance
to end the Iraq War. If they are not
willing to take a risk here in a non-election
year in order to force Bush to end the war,
then they certainly do not have what
it takes to cut off war funds in the coming election year."
-- The Evans-Novak Political Report, Link
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Subject: why they hate Her
Bart, I always took your rants about Hillary
haters with a grain of salt.
Then, I made the mistake of commenting on In
These Times regarding an anti-Hillary article that was
clearly a thinly veiled GOP attack piece.
For the last three weeks I've got to read an endless stream
of some of the most bizarre crap imaginable that
has been showing up in that article's comments section.
The sick part is how many of these loons are without
a doubt sincere liberal Dems.
I mean, seriously, how stupid do you have to
be as a liberal to link to a site run by
dyed-in-the-wool NAZIs as PROOF that Hillary
is a corrupt fiend?
I need a drink.
--joe in Japan
PS. did ya hear that Kerry (of all people) voted
against the senate kiss-ass blank check for bushiekins?
I believe Obama and Hillary voted against it,
too.
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Family grieves tortured soldier
Excerpt:
The front steps of Joe Anzack's old high school
became a makeshift shrine of flowers,
flags and balloons, marked with a sign reading:
"You're
our hero."
The 20-year-old soldier's Web page was also flooded
with condolences on Thursday, a day after
his tortured-to-death body was found in the Euphrates
River following his abduction in Iraq.
"They told us 'We're sorry to inform you the body
we found has been identified as Joe,'"
his aunt, Debbie Anzack, told The whoe AP while
choking back tears. "I'm in disbelief."
"We said a prayer for the other two boys, then
sat around and talked about Joseph," said Joe Sr.
But the truth is, crying won't help you, praying
won't do you no good.
Leaving Iraq is how you save more lives - praying
is ridiculously ineffective.
As time goes by, more soldiers will be kidnapped
and tortured to death.
When that happens, people will pray for them.
Subject: Rush Limbaugh and young boys
i know the article did not refer to any hanky
panky on good'ol Rush's part,
but who goes to the Dominican Republic for a
vacation?? And brings Viagra along??
Who was the Viagra for?? Him or them?
John G
The way I heard it, Rush doesn't need Viagra for young boys.
Bird drops
a load on Bush
Even Mother Mature knows he's lying
Excerpt:
As Bush took a question about his corrupt Attorney
General, he remarked,
"I've got confidence in Al Gonzales doin' the
job." Simultaneously, a bird left a splash
on the Monkey's jacket, which Bush stuck his
hand in several times.
Since it's all about spin, Dana Perino quipped,
"Everyone knows that's a sign of good luck."
Subject: It's all your fault, Bart
Bart,
Unconditional support for Democratic front runners
despite their lack of independence from the
fascist plutocracy is precisely what made the
Iraq "compromise" and the secret free trade deal possible.
YOU are an obstacle to the ending of the Iraq
war and the various other tyrannical precedents set by
the Bush regime because of your unconditional
support for that BushCo francise known as Hillary Inc.
You can only play the hand you're dealt.
Would the war end if I supported Kucinich?
Please wise up and see the denizens of the DLC
for what they really are: partners with the BFEE
playing good cop to their bad cop to get their
joint agenda enacted. Hillary is on Bush's team.
What is it going to take for you to realize that?
Scott
San Jose
You need a drink.
The owner of SittingPresident.com wants to sell his domain name.
The site is dedicated to "honoring" President Bush for staring into
space
for seven minutes after being told the second tower had been hit.
(Sound
of crickets...)
Would you care to make a bid on SittingPresident.com?
Subject: why they hate Her
She is a lesbian.
I know she's married with a kid.
I know other women just like that...she's nothing
new in that area.
She's intelligent...but not smart.
She is crafty...but not wise.
Like all the people in office, she is greedy.
John G
Now I need a drink.
Quotes
"Now that Bush's Poodle is leaving. it appears
that Pelosi and Reid are happy to
take Blair's place as lap dogs and
be content with an occasional pat on their cowering heads."
-- Tom In Maine, Link
How did I get in this party of spineless
wimps?
Can we at least get rid of Harry Reid?
Check out dissentisterror.com
Subject: Cowards!
The Democrats came in with the biggest mandate
we've see in a long time,
so what the hell are they afraid of?
This vote has not endeared them to anyone, so
it can't be political fear.
They are pissing off the very people who put
them in office. They have to know that.
They may be cowards, but they aren't dumb.
Could it be that the Dems are afraid of what Bush
will do, if backed into corner?
The Dems can be a spineless bunch, but this time
it is more than cowardly, it is just damn strange.
What does one do with a psychopath/sociopath in
the White House?
Dot
I thought they were on the right track - sending Bush bill after bill calling for troop withdrawal.
That way, next summer, our front runner could say, "We
tried our best to end this war but
that crazy Bush vetoed our efforts 16 times.
We can't do what the people want unless
we have a super-majority in both houses so
vote Democrat and let the peoples' will be done."
But noooooooooooooooooooooooo.
They thought bending over would be a better plan.
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Quotes
"What kind of democracy is this - when the
people do speak,
and the people's voice is unambiguous...but
nothing happens?"
-- Andrew Bacevich, Sr., who
lost a son in Iraq... Link
I wonder if I could be a sports writer...
Do they break your heart in sports?
Old business
I'm still waiting to hear back from that foamer
about his terribly important e-mails
that I didn't have the courage to publish without
gutting all the good, important points
that I was unable to refute because I'm such
a coward and a fraud.
Quotes
"I really don't see what's stopping Obama from
becoming the next president."
-- Andrew Sullivan, Link
Let the record reflect that racism died on May 25, 2007 and Andrew Sullivan was a witness.
Wow - this racism-free America smells like
a breath of fresh air!
Betty Bowers on Falwell
Excerpt:
Verily, I am crying as I type. You can
imagine my shock in hearing that Reverend Jerry Falwell had been
found dead, lying in a pool of his own gravy.
First Anna Nicole, now Jerry. Frankly, the Lord seems to be
on a fat, attention-whore killing spree!
I'd stay indoors if I were Rosie O'Donnell. Well, on second thought,
if I looked like Rosie O'Donnell, I'd be running
through the streets screaming, "Here I am Lord! Come and get me!"
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Subject: my Michael DelGiorno wikipedia entry
DelGiornio left KFAQ for WWTN in Nashville in
April 2007 on the heels of being banned from
Olklahoma casions for theft and other "bad behavior,"
regarding one of the female employees,
and is trying to keep the facts from the public
so as not to be rejected by Nashville Christians
who the faith-based market serves.
DelGiornio's corruption and dishonesty were recently
revealed when banned from Olklahoma casinos
for stealing chips and other 'bad behavior,'
as reported by Tulsa Today. DelGiorni's on-air "apology"
obfuscated the facts that reveal DelGiorno's
own deceit and corruption, despite a carrer based on
'attack radio' (and violent) regligious extremism.
DelGiornio lied about the nature of his bannings
in a religious steeped 'apology' on the air,
and then left town (his home-state of Olklahoma)
in discrace. HE hopes to continue his
broadcasts to unsuspecting Nashvillians.
Billy
Random
He deserves it.
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Del Castillo
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Climate change
Must read.
I had one of my IQ of 64 "great ideas."
My good friend Patty supports worldcantwait.org
Rudy and
OxyContin
saw it on thehollywoodliberal.com
Excerpt:
Rudy claims to be tough on criminals.
In some cases, he is - unless the criminals hire
him to be their lawyer.
The people who make OxyContin did something horrible:
They sold a drug they knew was addictive and
acted like it wasn't.
The makers of OxyContin got off easy when they
agreed to a $600 million fine.
Three of their top executives paid an additional
$34 million. No jail time.
It was an wimpy settlement with a company that
sold more than $9
billion of OxyContin.
The reason for the government's light tough was
found in the WaHoPo.
Rudolph Giuliani was a lawyer for the company
that makes OxyContin.
A black man sells a dime bag of dope and goes to prison for many years.
Rich, white bastards hook thousands of people
on synthetic heroin, but when they get caught
they're rich enough to buy off the American justice
system so all they have to do is give back
about 8 percent of their profits and they're
back on the streets, ready to commit more crimes.
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Dueling Qoutes
"I view this as the beginning of the end of
the president's policy on Iraq."
-- Rep. Rahm Emanuel of Illinois, claiming victory in
defeat. wehatehillary.com
"Rahm Emanuel is wrong. This is the beginning
of the end of the Democratic Party
as a political counter-weight to the
Republican Party." wehatehillary.com
--GHB214,
I guess, technically, it's possible the Surrendercrats did what
they did for a reason,
so why can't they tell us why they did what they did?
Wolfie's Tomb
Excerpt:
Welcome to the dustbin of history.
The squalid ending of Wolfowitz's glittering career,
bickering over lies about payments to his girlfriend,
submerged his grandiosity. Wheedling with the
World Bank, he appeared as a shadow of his former self,
the intellectual field marshal pulverizing the
opposition with the artillery of his arguments, reduced to using
a Washington lawyer to make fine points. His
class enemies - the CIA and the Baathists, the State
Department and the McGovernites - had retreated
under his barrages, but he found himself at last
whining of persecution at the hands of the sort
of bureaucrats he had brushed aside throughout his long rise.
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We have a possible host for the San Fran Poker/Fine Tequila/Hempfest
party
We'll talk details over the weekend, maybe have an announcement soon.
Hysterical Sidebar:
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Old Business Sidebar:
Remember Jimmy the half-nutz lawyer who has a problem with you-know-who?
He sails around the Bay, might see him at the Fest,
but I found out his ex-wife's name is Hillary.
That explains a lot :)
Dr Freud, call your office!
Bart, I'd like to help with San Fran Fest 2007!
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Gore on Fire
Excerpt:
I saw Al Gore talk at a book signing this evening.
He was supposed to talk for a short time,
take questions and sign books, but he just got
going an gave one of the most inspired, intelligent
articulations of the current threat to the American
experiment and our democracy that I have heard.
He was just on fire.
Gore says our country's problems go beyond the
manipulations and corruptions of Bush and Cheney.
He talks about what has happened to this country
that we could have ever allowed a Bush and Cheney
and their lies and evasions and incuriosity to
take the reigns of our government....
How could we have allowed these monsters to seize power?
I believe it started with Gore's pitiful performance in Florida in
2000,
then that was followed by Kerry's pitiful surrender in 2004.
How we got screwed is not a mystery.
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Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $220,000,000 every day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
3,434....3,441
American victims
Are these
numbers correct?
7
more families destroyed by Bush greed since yesterday.
19
more families destroyed by Bush greed the last three days.
21
if you count the families of the kidnapped.
...and how much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon
makes $108M - every day
Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have
no meters
and his front company is moving
to Dubai.
$100M
a day,
$200M a
day,
$300M a
day - where's that money going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
Dems sign blank check for bloodshed
Excerpt:
Congress has demonstrated its unconditional love
for Bush's bloody quagmire by handing the
war profiteers another $100 billion worth of
good reasons to keep the war in Iraq rolling alonge.
And there was Bush, whose military experience
consists of draft-dodging, going AWOL, and
finishing his term of duty as grounded fighter
pilot, calling a press conference to inform us for
the umpteenth time that the only way to the keep
the terrorist at bay is by allowing the
slaughtering in Iraq to continue; forever apparently.
Could Hillary, Obama and Kerry exercise more control over our surrender
monkeys?
Seems like they could scold or threaten them into compliance.
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War vets leaving GOP?
Excerpt:
In 2004, 60 percent of military voters polled
by the Military Times identified themselves as Republican.
Today, that number is down to 46 percent, or
less than half. The reason for this change is obvious:
Iraq has gone from bad to worse. Afghanistan,
too, is in trouble. Many Democrats hope that disaffection
with the GOP among members of the military will
translate into votes for the Democratic Party.
Subject: Caving in...
Bart, my son is in his second tour in Baghdad.
I was totally disgusted with the Democrats - but
I also predicted it.
Bush would never have the power he has today
if the Dems treated him
like the criminal, lying warmongering fool he
is.
I told my son the Dems (and some Repubs) are trying
hard to get you guys home.
He said, in a soft, wistful voice, "That would
be nice."
I guess that makes me a liar now,
Carol B
Carol, I wish I could think of something to say that would make you
feel better,
but I know you won't be OK until you hug your son at the airport.
Try to hang in there...
I won't sleep until BCR Show 118 is up.
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