 |
|
Totally |
|
|
|---|
|
American Politics Journal Atrios Barry Crimmins Betty Bowers Buzzflash Consortium News Daily Howler Daily Kos Democatic Underground Disinfotainment Today Evil GOP Bastards Faux News Channel Greg Palast The Hollywood Liberal Internet Weekly Jesus General Joe Conason Josh Marshall Liberal Oasis Make Them Accountable Mark Morford Mike Malloy Political Humor - About.com Political Wire Randi Rhodes Rude Pundit Smirking Chimp Take Back the Media Whitehouse.org More Links |
|
|
  |
|
BCR
Show 121 is here!
Till Monday, check the Bartblog for updates |
Tues-Weekend July 10-14, 2007 Vol 2010 - Coffin salesman
 Quote of the Day "You can't expect all the benchmarks
|
In
Today's Tequila Treehouse...
 |
It pays to advertise on bartcop.com
Still at 2006 prices!
Quotes
"The worst that can be said of Bush's surge
is that the results are mixed.
We can argue about statistics, but
whatever you say about the surge, it has not failed."
-- Fred Kagan, with a straight goddamned face,
http://thinkprogress.org/
WOW!
Anyone know where I can buy some short stock on this whore's future?
I wonder if he plays poker for high stakes?
"My pair of threes will beat your Kings."
Sure, that could happen, but how much are
you willing to bet?
I know there are those who hate the poker parables,
but they're always true.
You THINK you're right,
you HOPE you're right,
but if you're not willing to PUT UP MONEY
that's proof that you think you might be found
wrong.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
NYT on Iraq:
Finally
by
Robert Parry
Excerpt:
The New York Times has called for an end to the
occupation of Iraq, a step that some anti-war Americans
may praise as a turning-point while others will
be left wondering why it took the nation's leading newspaper
more than four years - and scores of thousands
of dead - to figure this out.
To its credit, the Times does acknowledge that its previous pro-occupation positions were faulty.
The Times concedes that whatever horrors might
follow the end of the U.S. military occupation,
they are not likely to be avoided by an indefinite
continuation; that it is time to admit that a grotesque
mistake in U.S. national security policy was
made in 2003 and readjust strategy to make the best of it.
The New York Times abandoning their man on Iraq?
Yes, this is a big turning point.
When the Whore Times turns on their boss, the
Bushies are in real trouble.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Quotes
"I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary.
If he does some thing like that,
I'm walking away with one thing, and
it's not alimony, trust me."
-- Wendy Vitter, wife of "family values" handjob Senator David Vitter (R-Caught
in a tractor's nuts)
Senator Vitter caught with hooker
Excerpt:
So much for the DC madam's client list not being
newsworthy. Tell that to Senator David Vitter,
the conservative Louisiana Republican and first
major politico linked to Madam Deborah Jane Palfrey.
After the AP reported that his phone number appeared
in Palfrey's phone records, Vitter apologized
for "a very serious sin in my past for which
I am, of course, completely responsible."
It seems like every family values handjob has sex problems.
Vitter should be commended for getting caught with a female.
Most of them (like Limbaugh) are banging little boys.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Monkey Bush
in 'Panic Mode'
'Crack in the Dike' over GOP Revolt on Iraq
Excerpt:
Senior Bush administration huns are deep in discussion
about how to find a compromise that will
"appease Democrats and keep wobbly Republicans
on board," a senior White House official tells ABC News.
The official said the White House "is in panic
mode," despite Monday's lying-ass briefing by Tony Snow,
who played down any concern over the recent spate
of GOP senators who have spoken out publicly in support
of changing course in Iraq. The Republican defections
are seen as "a crack in the dike," a phrase that sends
the Commander in Chief into the giggles, even
as his empire crumbles around him.
Nothing can stop the defections.
Well, one thing could - peace in the Middle East
- but that ain't gonna happen.
All sides have too much fun killing for their
particular God.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: Marc Rich
First - Marc Rich made his pile in the
best possible evil republikkkan tradition.
Any finger pointed at Rich could also be pointed at Prescott Bush.
Second - Bill Clinton took shit from republikkkans
for doing exactly what
their hero Libby begged him to do.
Third - It's not really clear that Rich
ever broke any laws anyway.
Remember, he was indicted but never brought to trial.
Fourth - The pardon was only a symbolic
gesture as Rich had become (and remains)
a recluse in his Swiss properties by that time.
Fifth - Yes, some Rich money went to Democratic
party causes, but so what?
Mother Teresa gat a pile from Papa Doc of all people.
Dean
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Bush to
troops: Drop dead
He's staying the course - no matter how bad it gets
"I'm real happy with myself!"
Excerpt:
The Giggling Murder Monkey is rethinking his
diplomatic options in Iraq, but he won't reconsider his failed
military strategy before another super-rosy assessment
from war commanders is presented in September.
Bush's top war advisers, Moe, larry and Curly,
went to Capitol Hill to assure Republican supporters that a
precipitate pullout of troops won't happen. Trent
Lott, Lindsey Graham, John McCain and Jon Kyl
(Pictured, left to right)
and others met with the two advisers in Cheney's
office off the Senate floor.
Graham said members were told that Bush would
back them in fiercely opposing legislation
by Sen. Carl Levin, (D-Sane), that would order
troop withdrawals to start in 120 days.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: Republican Morality making a Comeback
When Republicans held control of Congress in the
1990s the had occasional sex scandals with
prostitutes and fathering children out of wedlock.
But by 2006 Republican morality had sunk to a
new low with conservatives like Reverend Ted
Haggard having gay sex on methamphetamines and
Republican Congressman Mark Foley trying to have
gay sex with underage boys.
But now Republican Senator David Vitter has publicly
apologized after his phone number was linked to
being a client of an alleged Washington prostitution
ring. What this means is that Republicans are making
a moral comeback, moving from gay sex with boys
on drugs to adult heterosexual sex with female prostitutes.
This shows that Republicans have reversed course
and are now heading back in the right direction.
If this trend continues they might start talking
about getting out of Iraq and balancing the federal budget.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Quotes
"I would rather fight them over there than
fight them over here."
"If we leave Iraq unfinished they will follow
us home."
This is John McCain Work
that out for me, Senator.
If they could come here then, why can't
they come here now?
It might even be easier since we are
distracted by the War."
--
Dan Phillips, intellectualconservative.com
Of course, the truth is they CAN come here now.
Every day, 1000-1500 undocumented Mexicans stream
into America.
If they're undocumented, why can't they be Al Qaeda?
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: BCR Show 121
Bart
I loved the Wolf/CNN beatdown. I happened to catch
it live and was so mad
I was yelling at the tv and then Michael Moore
stated in on Wolf and I loved it.
Then Bartcop features it on his show.
It was good to hear someone else got off on it
as much as I did.
Great show, loved it.
Lin
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Quotes
"Our principal health problem at Gitmo is gain
of weight, we feed them so well."
-- Karl Rove, on the lucky kidnapped prisoners who are being tortured with
no trial, Link
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Click Here for Merchandise
You could be the rightful owner...
Join the
rest of the world!
Show your disapproval of Bush with...
t-shirts
sweatshirts
magnets
hoodies
Another
reason to buy!
The credit card company charges me $60 a month.
We have to sell a lot of shirts & magnets just to break
even
and business hasn't been that great, so I need to sell
more stuff
or
stop taking credit cards, which making purchases harder for you.
Get a free WPE magnet with each shirt!
Major McCain Campaign Meltdown
"I'm so mad I
could shit!"
Excerpt:
McCain's top two aides left his struggling campaign
on Tuesday, dealing a sharp blow
to the Arizona Ass Kisser and casting doubt on
the future of his political career.
McCain said he would continue his Titanic White
House run despite the departures of manager
Terry Nelson and chief strategist John Weaver,
which were announced as McCain took the Senate floor
to beg the sane members of his party to consider
moves like his to shore up their futures.
Once a front-runner in the Republican field, McCain
has fallen behind as his staunch backing for Bush
on the bloody quagmire and his constant and unhealthy
obsession with sticking his nose up Bush's butt.
Johnnie, we told you years ago - you never had
a chance.
You made all the wrong moves. When Bush attacked
your family, you kissed his ass.
When you sold what was left of your digbity to
Jerry Falwell, God called him home.
Now you're the wart on Bush's ass and these days
- everybody hates Bush.
John, you couldn't have screwed that up more if
you had hired Bob Shrum.
In 2000, people said you were a man's man.
Now you're nothing but a Monkey's uncle.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Quotes
"Paris Hilton spent some time honing her arts
& craft skills while in jail.
When Rick & Kathy Hilton visited
her on father's day, she gave ger father
what he called, 'a beautifil card.'
But TMZ.com reports, 'For some odd reason,
Rick described this year's Fathers day
as 'not one of my best.'
-- Time Whore Magazine, doing some of their best investigative journalism
if YEARS,
We've got a crazy man pulling the presidential puppet's strings to break
the law,
we have a broken military mired in a bloody, never-ending quagmire
in Iraq,
the economy has gone to hell and TIME Whore Magazine is busy chasing
after
Paris Hilton and her family to get to the bottom of "Fathers Day-gate."
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Blackwater blamed for Fallujah
Excerpt:
When four Blackwater USA security guards were
ambushed and massacred in Fallujah in 2004,
graphic images showed the world exactly what
happened: four men killed, their bodies burned and
dragged through the streets. A chanting mob hung
two mutilated corpses from a bridge.
Since then, Congress and the families of the murdered
contractors have been demanding answers:
Why did the lightly armed and undermanned team
go through the heart of one of Iraq's most hostile cities?
Why did the two teams sent out that day have
four members, not the usual six?
The Bravo 2 team members had protested that they
were not ready for the mission and had not had time
to prepare their weapons, but they were commanded
to go, according to memos written by team members.
The team disregarded directions to drive through
Fallujah and instead drove around it and returned safely.
The November 1 team went into Fallujah and was massacred.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: FEMA Gold Ticket
Heya Bart,
This is the "welfare queen" racist fraud all over
again.
This kind of slander has 'Rove' plastered all
over it.
True - Rove studied under Mr Dirty-Tricks, himself - Lee Atwater (R-Bastard).
BTW, what happened to the thousands that were
sent to 'relocation camps'
all over the country right after Katrina? It
sure doesn't look like any of them
have returned to their ruined homes in the ninth
ward of New Orleans, does it?
-- joe in Japan
Joe, most of New Orleans and Louisiana is still the way it was.
Sure, they fixed up the waterfront hotels and casinos,
but where's the profit in building low-income housing?
The Republicans think the poor blacks were too stupid to leave.
But when you have nothing, a trip out of town just doesn't work.
Also, some of them are DIRT poor, as in making like $5,000 a year.
The rich Republicans wonder why they just didn't load up one of their
many Escalades
and cruise to Dallas and stay at The Mansion on Turtle Creek till the
storm blew over.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
featuring
No truth,
no consequences
Why obey the laws when there's no cops?
Excerpt:
It started during Bush's 2000 presidential campaign,
when he talked about restoring "honor and dignity"
to the White House. How can you have honor and
dignity without truth and without consequences?
Anyone familiar with the Project for the New American
Century knows that the real agenda was very different.
It was about regime change in Iraq, even if it
required an unprovoked war of aggression on an unarmed nation.
It was about U.S. global domination at any cost.
And it was about not letting inconvenient little things like
human rights or the law get in the way of the
agenda. Honor and dignity? Hardly.
And then 9/11 provided the perfect excuse to move
the agenda forward.
It would just take some cunning and, of course,
some deception.
No problem for the Bushies. Honor and dignity?
Not there.
Evil men will break the law until they're forced to stop.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: BCR Show 121
The Michael Moore beatdown of Wolf Blitzer was
amazing.
Even more amazing with your play-by-play.
I don't know if it's true, but I heard that Moore's
thinking of taking on mass media for his next film project.
He should have all the evidence he needs for
that, since he's been fighting to be heard for the last few years.
Bowling for Columbine touched on
corporate news a bit. He showed Canadian news talking about treaties
and international deals, while American TV concentrated
on which black guys robbed and killed in the ghetto.
The reality is worse. Every morning, reporters
go out to stand in front of a house LIVE...to say
"This is where the fire occurred" or
"This store was robbed overnight."
So why are they there? Just to prove they're live?
To prove the robber didn't take down the Stop
& Rob sign from the store before they left?
Dude, great point.
I hate to be watching CNN when they break away
for a "Special Live Report"
and when Wolf
asks the cute bimbo what's new, she says,"No
news yet, Wolf, back to you!"
Why did they break into regular programming to say nothing is new?
And yes, it's helped to build the climate of fear
that helped put Bush in office.
But is anybody really watching it any more?
Unless your dad worked in the Stop & Rob,
does it matter to you?
TomReed
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Pigboy's Faulty Memory
Excerpt:
The vulgar Pigboy said, "I don't know who's accusing
her of murdering anybody." In fact, Limbaugh himself
has suggested on several occasions that Sen.
Clinton (D-NY) was responsible for the 1993 death of Vincent Foster.
In 1994, Limbaugh reportedly cited a forthcoming
"report" which he said claimed that Foster, who committed
suicide in Fort Marcy Park on July 20, 1993,
"was murdered in an apartment owned by Hillary Clinton, and the
body was then taken to Fort Marcy Park." From
a 1994 report by the national media watch group FAIR:
On his March 10 radio broadcast, Limbaugh had announced the following in urgent tones:
"OK, folks, I think I got enough information
here to tell you about the contents of this fax that I got.
Brace yourselves. This fax contains information
that I have just been told will appear in a newsletter
to Morgan Stanley sales personnel this afternoon.
What it is is a bit of news which says there's a
Washington consulting firm that has scheduled
the release of a report that will appear, it will be published,
that claims that Vince Foster was murdered
in an apartment owned by Hillary Clinton, and the body was
then taken to Fort Marcy Park."
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Five Years in Guantanamo
Excerpt:
Fifteen American soldiers watched over a man,
shackled to a seat in the cargo bay of a C-17.
Wearing goggles that shut out all light, a soundproof
headset and a mask that covered his mouth so
he could not speak, spit or bite, the prisoner
arrived at Ramstein AFB in Germany, under tight security.
During the seventeen-hour ride, the prisoner
was provided with neither food nor water.
Nor was he allowed to stretch his legs or relieve
himself.
This was how Bush's America repatriated an innocent
man who'd never represented a threat to the US.
Murat Kurnaz was nineteen when he was taken off
a bus in Peshawar, Pakistan. He had, as many first-or
second-generation Muslims in Europe do, turned
to a religion his family had abandoned when they emigrated
from their native land. His religious awakening
put him in proximity to Islamic fundamentalists: sufficient
justification for detention by American forces,
after 9/11, as a supposed member of Al Qaeda.
I'm so old, I remember when you could be proud
of America.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options
Why subscribe?
There are 120
shows online to listen to.
That's a lot of BCR
Support bartcop.com
Marty's Entertainment Page
always has good stuff.
Click on the E!
The Bruce Yurgil Toon-Off Round 27
Click
to vote for your favorite Bruce Yurgil toon
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Iraq
pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush is stealing $220,000,000every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush
started a fake war
Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...
Some don't.
x 3606
3609
They got 3 more since last issue.
Who's the bastard who caused this?
How much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon
makes $108M - every day
Bush can live with that,
because
Iraq's oil wells have no meters
and his
front company is moving to Dubai.
$100M
a day,
$200M a
day,
$300M a
day - where's that money
going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
Quotes
"I think some of the candidates are on the
down-slope..."
--Ron Paul, mocking
McCain's financial meltdown,
Link
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: Iraq losses mount
Hey Bart, just found out today a pretty good friend
got smoked a couple days ago in Iraq.
He was a Special Operator. He and a couple
other guys on his team got it.
These you probably won't hear about in the official
count because of the nature of their mission.
That number the Government gives us is WAY light,
I betcha.
Sparky
Sorry to hear about your friend.
I don't think religious folks get what a drag
dying is.
They see dying as "Just
another stage of life - another door to walk thru," which
is extreme horseshit.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: Democrats still don't get it
Bart, Cindy Sheehan is one of the few vocal progressives
out there who understands
that the single most important thing congress
must do right now is to impeach Bush and Cheney.
The crimes these two have commited are many, and
they must be exposed. Without impeachment,
Bush will continue to hide behind executive privilege,
and the sour details of their crimes will never be known.
The results of the next congressional elections
will be meaningless if these two are allowed
to exit office with a free pass, but the Democrats
refuse to see it.
Ron in Lima, Peru
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Listen to
BCR in your car
Donate$26
(or
more) and get a 
3
months of
6
BCR
shows
Get BCR
115
and BCR
116
and BCR
117
and BCR
118
and BCR
119
and BCR
120
delivered by Claven
Six BCR shows
plus
3 months of BCR for $26
(cheap)
plus
A
free WPE Magnet
all
for just $26
PayPal
to bartcop@bartcop.com
or
Charge
it to your credit card
or
Check or money order to:
Bartcop.com
PO Box 54466
Tulsa, OK
74155
Guilty Bush adviser can't testify
Excerpt:
Vrooked Bush's former political director says
she intends to follow his directive and not answer questions
about her crimes in the administration's firing
of federal prosecutors - unless a court directs her to defy her former
boss.
"While I may be unable to answer certain questions
today, I will answer those questions if
the courts rule
that this committee's need for the information
outweighs the president's assertion of executive privilege,"
Sara M. Taylor, who left her White House job
two months ago, said in remarks prepared for presentation
to the Senate Judiciary Committee on Wednesday.
"Thank you for your understanding," she added in what seemed like a taunt to Rubber-stamp Pat Leahy.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: Bye Bye
Gee Bartman whose side are on?
Are you hurtin that much that you have to accept
an ad for a signed George Bush prints?
Google is a young, start-up company that makes
mistakes.
We try to work with new businesses to help them
get their feet on the ground,
but yes, sometimes they screw up. We've asked
them not to run Fascist ads.
Thats fuckin revolting
Ive pretty much lost all respect for you and
your site.
rich
Who the fuck are you?
I'm here 12 years fighting the bastards and you introduce yourself by showing
your ass?
Do you have trouble making friends?
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
I think I figured it out
And you're not going to like it.
The Democrats refused to fight back from January 21, 1993 until the
last election
because they were scared little girls who were afraid of their own
shadow.
Last November they gained power - but they're not using it - why?
As things are right now, the Democrats are going to win
the White House and
increase their majorities in the House and Senate - maybe even to the
point where
out next president will have a super-majority, thus being veto-proof.
Then they can do anything,
such as put these bastards on trial
and nothing can stop
them except their own sheepishness.
But if they act now, they could generate sympathy for the Murder Monkey.
If they act now,
the American Whore Media would make Bush out to be the victim of a
spiteful witchhunt
and the Republicans could make a comeback in 2008 and nobody wants
that.
On the other side, Bush is going to stay the course and keep killing
soldiers.
He wants to leave the quagmire in place (A) because he's stealing $300M
a day
and (B), he can always say he would've eventually won Iraq - but his
term ran out.
So, as long as the Democrats do nothing, they are going
to win BIG next year.
Sure, this is bad, horrible and terrible for the troops, but if they
act now, and the GOP
makes a comeback in 2008, the bastards could win and the war would
escalate and
the soldiers might not ever come home.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Sticker-mania
For a $10 (or more) donation, you can get the 4-pack of bumper stickers.
..
..
..
You'll get:
"Impeach Bush Now!"
the bartcop.com oval,
a WPE sticker and
"I Miss Clinton."
If you hate the Clinton's, tell me and I'll just send three.
Click Here for Bumper Stickers
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
We're out of town for a few days, but I'll be doing some blogging.
If you like Jennifer Aniston, that means...
See hotties like Jennifer Aniston at BC Hotties
Thanks to bartcop.com
subscribers.
We know you work
hard for your money, so we take it as
a compliment when you throw
some our way each month.
Read the Previous Issue
It had everything.
Copyright © 2007, bartcop.com
Shopping online?
Use this portal
and they'll send bartcop.com
four cents from each
dollar.
Click
Here to see if reality
is a good fit for your life
 |
| Computer
Tyme Hosting is owned by Marc
Perkel, who first put Bartcop on the Internet back in 1996 and
keeps Bartcop online today.
Marc hosts several
other political sites including American
Politics Journal, Political
Strikes, Faux
News Channel, Seeds
of Doubt and interesting sites like the
Our motto for this year is - "No Anti-Bush Site Left Behind". So - if you have an anti-bush site and you are choking on hosting fees or dealing with threats - let us know and we'll help keep you online. We also
have that strongest server side spam filtering on the planet.
|
Perkel's new Church
If it's Real - we believe in it!
Click
here to join the Church of Reality mailing list.
This space left blank.
To hear the radio shows, you must have a login
and password.
Click
Here to get your login and password.
BCR Show
#121
Wolf the Whore and Dr. Sanjay Gupta
vs
Michael Moore and Bartcop
Listen to it before you share it
There's some language in this show.
Click to Listen
to Show 121
Click to download
Show 121
Click
Here for the BCR Archives
...
Got a Shirley picture we haven't run?
bartcop.com and BartCop are
trademarks of attempts at humor