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Tuesday Aug 14, 2007 Vol 2025 - Today's Toy
by Bruce Yurgil  Quote of the Day "If Rove is so smart,
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Quotes
"I'm handling the job of saving the country.
I really
got it handled. If I need help,
I'll call for it."
-- Rush, on how Oxycotin can help him save America, Oink
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A Disneyland
of Militant Ignorance
by Phil Rockstroh
Excerpt:
Given the nation's tottering infrastructure,
imperial overreach abroad and vandalized constitutional process
by a lawless executive branch, what will it take
to scare the general public, mainstream press and political
classes into immediate action to bring about
meaningful change?
At this twilight hour of the American republic,
there must come a paradigm shift of seismic proportions
or else the republic will perish. I'm less than
optimistic.
I suspect, during a rare press conference, if
Bush's face were to suddenly shed its skin, right on camera,
live on national television, on all channels,
broadcast and cable, to reveal the countenance of a Gila Monster
-- the elitist beltway punditry would begin to
catalog the merits of his reptilian single-mindedness.
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Quotes
"George W. Bush will go down in history as
the biggest taxer and the biggest spender ever."
--David Boaz, http://www.cato-at-liberty.org
Remember those charts we used to get?
I could use another dozen on the damage Bush has caused.
Jobs created (or not) the deficit, the debt, taxes, tax refunds
etc.
Any volunteers?
Please source your facts, too.
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100,000 Americans murdered Since 2001
Excerpt:
At the same time that we're confiscating water
and toothpaste from air travelers, we're handing over
guns and bullets by the trainload to yahoos bent
on blowing others into eternity in armed robberies,
drug-dealing, gang violence, domestic assaults
and other criminal acts.
Among those who have noticed the carnage are the
nation's police chiefs, and they are alarmed.
Surges of homicides and other violent crimes
in many cities and towns over the past couple of years
have prompted LA Police chief Bill Bratton to
warn of a "gathering storm" of criminal violence in the U.S.
This isn't Bush's fault.
He had to pull Clinton's 100,000 extra cops off the beat because Clinton
was evil.
He had to put assault weapons back in criminal hands because Clinton
was evil.
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Quotes
"The legend of Tiger Woods is going to be as
big as Bobby Jones and Jack Nicklaus.
Sometimes we don't have the ability
to stop and appreciate what real unique greatness is..."
-- Rush Limbaugh, the vulgar Pigboy,
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Subject: You are a fucking LIAR
Bart, you wrote:
>"Are you sure they want "my kind" at Yearly
Kos? Kos told Tim the Whore
> yesterday that our front runner was at NINE
percent on his straw poll."
Tim-the-Whore wasn't on. You lie.
Elizabeth
It would have been more accurate to say, "Kos said on Meet the Whore..."
There's a difference between being "a fucking
liar" and making a mistake.
You know that, but you choose to turn a simple mistake into "a
fucking lie."
Why would you do that?
Have you never made a mistake?
Besides, who Kos said it to wasn't the point - the point was the nine
percent.
You knew that, yet you choose to take the low road.
You remind me of Karl Rove, screaming at Al Gore in 2000 when he made
a mistake
about which FEMA trip he went on, so that made Gore, "a
fucking liar" in your book?
Does anybody else get "fan mail" like I do?
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BCR samples
Here's a snippet from Bartcop Radio Show 125,
Language alert in effect
Man fined
for 'Impeach Bush' sign
Selective enforcement of the law is illegal
Excerpt:
Police ticketed Kevin Egler for unlawfully advertising
in a public place because he put up a sign
near the intersection of Haymarket Parkway and
Willow and Main streets in Cleveland.
Egler said that when he was stopped, he asked
the police officer how his sign differed from realtors
posting signs on public property saying "This
way to the house for sale." He said the officer asked,
"You don't know the difference?" but never explained
what it might be.
The cop can't answer a simple question because he knows he's breaking the law.
Egler's lawyer, said there is a
difference: The real estate sign is commercial speech, and Egler's
sign is political.
Commercial messages do not have anywhere near
the legal protections that political speech does, he said.
When the little people question Der Fuhrer, they
must be smacked down.
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Held Over
Is this
another reason to impeach?
Isn't this proof they KNEW they were leading
America into a bloody, never-ending disaster
that would kill thousands of soldiers?
Remember, each coffin represents a destroyed American family.
Bush killed more Americans than bin Laden.
Remember, each coffin represents a destroyed American family.
Plus 94 more, but the military families forgive Bush
because he didn't have a semi-affair with a woman.
Subject: Hillary and Arianna
So now Arianna hates Hillary because she had a
little cleavage showing? What is wrong with Huff?
When I hate someone (and there aren't many) they've
done something really bad to me personally,
but these Hillary-Haters haven't a clue why they
Hate Hillary.
Is it a sport to them, or is it just plain jealousy
with a bit of stupidity thrown in?
I think it's dollars and sense.
There's a lot of money to be made by hating Hillary.
It's my guess that Huff feels rejection
from her husband who left her for someone else;
but she's being grossly unfair to HRC, who had
nothing to do with it.
Honestly, we all have our favorite candidate,
but we don't have to HATE the others for crying
out loud.
Marian in Missouri
There's a lot of money to be made by hating Hillary.
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Murdoch taking aim at N.Y. Times
Excerpt:
If the Old Gray Whore didn't have enough problems
battling industrywide woes, now she has Rupert Murdoch
to worry about. The media billionaire has made
no secret of his desire to take aim at the New York Times once
his News Corp acquires Dow Jones and the Whore
Street Journal in a $5-billion deal expected to close this fall.
Murdoch said during an earnings conference call
last week that he wanted the financial newspaper to have
"more coverage of national, international and
nonbusiness news . . . all to better compete with the New York
Times and other national newspapers." In private,
Murdoch has been more blunt.
"Rupert thinks the Times is vulnerable," a longtime
senior executive said. 'He's going to go after them.'
I have no problem with that - matter of fact I kinda like it.
The Whore Times has been nothing but a GOP echo chamber for 15 years.
Worst part?
We have to hear how "liberal" they are while they cover for Bush and
attack Democrats.
At least when Murdoch takes over they can't call them "that liberal
rag" any more.
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Quotes
"It's going to be different around the White
House. Karl started 'Ice Cream Fridays,'
and he would bring around ice cream
to all of the staff. He's such a fun-loving guy."
-- WH spokeswhore Dana
Perino, trying to humanize Karl Rove, Link
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Subject: Katrina story
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after all the bricks were gone since we had just
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of the whole experience.
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Quotes
"I make salad dressing."
-- Paul Newman, after
Mike Bloomberg's girlfriend asked him, "And
what do you do?" Link
Bloomberg's girlfriend doesn't know who Paul Newman is?
Does Bloomberg like 'em stupid or what?
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Puppet Bush Warns Lesser Puppets
Excerpt:
Hamid Karzai, the Unocal oil man, hand-picked
by Washington to pose as president of Afghanistan,
says his government has "very, very good, very,
very close relations [and] will continue to have good
relations with Iran." He declares on CNN, "So
far, Iran has been a helper" in fighting terrorism.
Nuri al-Maliki, hand-picked by the BFEE to bleed
Iraq, says Iran is doing "positive and constructive" work
in "providing security and fighting terrorism"
in his country. Both of these puppet regimes in nations bordering
Iran seek to maintain close relations with the
Islamic Republic. But puppets aren't supposed to compose their
own lines, and the puppeteer George Bush seems
somewhat irked at these words.
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Tweety the Perv
BCR sampler
Here's a snippet from Bartcop Radio Show 124.
Language alert in effect
A New Way of War
Excerpt:
Saddam stashed weaponry all across the country.
When Saddam fell and the American invaders failed to
secure his arsenals, insurgents could and did
avail themselves of about 500 million tons of bombs, artillery
shells and ammo, basically left lying around.
When the Marines finally seized control of Fallujah in 2004,
they discovered that munitions were stockpiled
everywhere. The insurgents were transporting IEDs around
town in an ice-cream truck. The supply of IEDs
and the men to deliver them has become so plentiful that
there has been a decline of what is known in
the narcotics trade as "street value." In 2005, the teams placing
IEDs were being paid $100 for each successful
blast. Now in central Iraq the payoff is sometimes as low as $40.
Let's not forget the 190,000 (that's not a typo) guns that Bush donated
to the insurgents.
As long as he's stealing $300M
a day, Bush wants this war to go on forever.
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Is that Der Fuhrer or Kissyface?
Subject: Touch screen investigation
Dan Rather finds bugs in voting touch screens
Dan Rather Reports has released a 12-minute preview
of Tuesday's broadcast.
It has some amazing details about the origins
of touch screen voting machines,
at least some of which Rather says are manufactured
"in the shanty towns of Manilla."
"In the basement area, where we end up putting
a lot of our materials... I probably hauled
50 dump truck loads of cats, rats, and snakes
and all types of debris."
David
The problem is - Dan Rather is severely damaged
goods.
Nobody will believe anything he says, no matter
how solid the proof.
He threw his reputation away like used gum - nothing
he says means anything.
He gave Bush his second-greatest gift ever -
only bin Laden gave Bush more.
If Dan Rather discovers a great story, he needs to give it to a reporter with credibility.
Someone like, ... like, ...(choke)
...Wolf Blizter...
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It's All About Staying Away From Iraq
Excerpt:
Last week, a woman asked Romney if any of his
five sons are serving in the military and, if not, when they plan to enlist.
The candidate replied with a rambling attempt
to change the subject, but near the end he let his real feelings slip.
"It's remarkable how we can show our support
for our nation," he said, "and one of the ways my sons are showing
support for our nation is helping to get me elected,
because they think I'd be a great president."
Wow. The important point isn't the fact that Mr.
Romney's sons aren't in uniform - although it is striking just how few
of those who claim to believe that we're engaged
in a struggle for our very existence think that they themselves should
be
called on to make any sacrifices. The point is,
instead, that Mr. Romney apparently considers helping him get elected an
act of service comparable to putting your life
on the line in Iraq.
So - they're lying when they say this is the battle for civilization
itself?
I'm shocked.
Also, telling us "The surge is working" - isn't that the same as saying,
"Ok, we were wrong not to send enough troops to do the job in the first
place?"
If so, why did Rummy get a Medal for the "great job" he did?
I saw Bill Kristol on Jon Stewart last night - he said the Bushies are
"getting serious"
about fighting this war. After 3600 dead - they're starting to get
serious?
When 18 men died on Clinton's watch, they screamed "Bloody murder" for
years.
When 3680 die for Bush's lies, they tell us we're being unAmerican
if we mention it.
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Olbermann Says Goodbye To Rove
Quotes
"The biggest rat of all is jumping off the
sinking Bush ship."
-- Joe Sudbay,
on Rove "resigning", Link
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Subject: Cheap Gas?
People in the news are talking about gas being
"cheap"
because it's below $3.00 a gallon in some states.
Wen Clinton was president - gas was 75 cents a gallon.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
A bought off media + stupid people = false history.
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We know what happens when a super-rich Republican gets power.
They're not happy with their hundreds of millions of dollars,
they want to steal whatever they can from the Treasury.
Why I hate
Hillary
by Mike Gravel
Excerpt:
During last week's historic gay debate, Hillary
dredged up the old states rights argument when
justifying her opposition to gay marriage. Apparently
she thinks that the second class citizenship
of gays and lesbians is a matter for the states
to decide.
States rights has always been the last refuge
of the bigots. Now Hillary has given rhetorical cover
to the homophobes. If she wins the Democratic
nomination, opponents of gay marriage will cite her
statement to justify their opposition to national
marriage equality over the next decade.
Ol' Bart has a better chance
of being president than Mike Gravel, so he's desperate.
He'll say/do anything to get some attention since
he's stuck at zero percent.
Gravel seems to think Texas will
welcome gay marriage as quickly as Massachusetts.
Is this Gravel's first week in politics?
Gravel wants to make 2008 about
men kissing, so we can lose again like we did in 2004.
Could we just once have an election about something
besides
gay marriage?
Calling Hillary a bigot will
get this Gravel column posted in 1,000 places.
If he had said, "I understand
why she doesn't want to make gay marriage
the focus of her run for
the White House," who would print that?
NOBODY! Who wants to read a story about
the facts?
There's big money to be made
in hating Hillary.
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Skip Iowa next time
Excerpt:
The face of the Republican Party in Iowa is the
face of a losing party, full of hatred toward immigrants,
lust for government subsidies, and the demand
that any Republican seeking the office of the presidency
acknowledge that he's little more than Jesus
Christ's running mate. The pandering from the stage told the story.
Romney promised not a chicken in every pot, but
'a button on every computer' to block obscene material.
Tancredo nearly brought the house down decrying
that Americans sometimes have to 'Press 1' for English.
Huckabee earned his second-place finish in part
by making the specious claim that farm subsidies safeguard
America's food independence ...This all may fly
in Ames. But it won't in Florida, Pennsylvania, Ohio, and the
interior West, all of which will be battlegrounds
in this presidential election and for many elections to come.
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Mr. Spock, meet Mr. Spock
JJ Abrams confirms that Zachary Quinto, (Syler from Heroes)
will play young Spock in the new Star Trek movie.
Shatner and Nimoy are to have small parts, too.
Quotes
"A Republican has a good chance of winning
in 2008 because Democrats
would choose the "fatally flawed" Hillary
Clinton as their candidate."
-- Karl Rove,
Link
So the question is - do you believe Karl
Rove?
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Subject: Eldrick toys with the field
Tiger once again proved he is the best golfer on the planet while claiming his 13th major championship.
Actually, he proved that he was 2 strokes better
than that Elmer guy who came in second.
Let's recap:
Please - I'd rather recap the history of
Israel.
Consider yourself lucky Bart to have witnessed
the most dominant golfer of the modern era
work his magic on the golf course.
I'm so lucky - Eldrick and I breathed the same
air for a week!
If you came to Tulsa, I could breathe on you
- that'd be like breathing Tiger's air!!!!
How soon can you get here?
It's good you don't like Tiger, makes it more
fun to rub your nose in it when he wins.
Stick to politics, clown!
J. R.
Eldrick officially played 72 holes in Tulsa.
Averaging 4 shots per hole, that's 288 shots.
He won by 2 strokes out of 288.
How does that prove anything but that he beat Elmer?
Still, you didn't call me a fucking liar so I guess I should say thanks.
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Subject: Hot in Tulsa?
Bart, you wrote:
> At the PGA in Tulsa yesterday it was 110.
> At the Cardinals game in St Louis, it was
118.
> CNN said it was 119 in Carolina over the
weekend.
It was 122 in Baghdad...
Thanks,
Lou
Lou, good point.
No matter how bad it is here, it's ten times
worse over there.
Sooner or later some GI is just going to go crazy
and start shooting.
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Subject: Eldrick's foul mouth
Why you always pickin' on my T man?
Mofo don't have no fouled mouth.
An he don' cheat, neither.
Aint his fault some dude always thows his bad
shots back into the fairway.
Jan
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Cheney helped force Rove out
Excerpt:
Cheney, who reportedly masterminded the vendetta
campaign against Wilson himself, thought that Rove blamed
the scandal on Libby, who he considered a scapegoat.
Rove and Cheney have been at each other's throats since.
Cheney's lobbying efforts to convince Bush to
dump Rove were aided by Rove's dismal efforts in the 2006 elections
and role in ensuing scandals involving the political
firings of attorneys general and the improper use by White House
aides of Republican National Committee email
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Iraq
pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush
started a fake war
Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...
x We lost 5 since yesterday.
Who got 3,694 soldiers killed?
How much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon
makes $108M - every day
Bush can live with that,
because
Iraq's oil wells have no meters
and his
front company is moving to Dubai.
$100M
a day,
$200M a
day,
$300M a
day - where's that money
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