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Quote of the Day "Well aren't we glad to see him go?"     - HRC, on hearing Rove called her        "a fatally flawed candidate."  Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse... 'Conviction Politics'  Iraq Bmbings kill 200  Hillary upsets Boy King  Bush pays for good news  Why I hate Hillary  Video games for troops?  Toke Like a Girl Who Didn't Kill JFK Jennifer Morrison avail          Kissyface the Graduate Isn't that the best toon ever? I love a toon with no words.

Quotes

"Hillary's lead in the national polls is irrelevant."
      -- Bob Shrum, who's never wrong,   Link
 

"I have a perfect record!!"

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'Conviction Politics'
  by  Brent Bodowsky

 consortiumnews.com

 Excerpt:
Posing the choice as submitting to Big Brother or being exterminated by mushroom clouds,
Bush and Rove have pummeled the republic for six years with a non-stop, 24/7 propaganda
campaign of fearmongering that is unprecedented in American history.

George Bush is a lame duck? With an iron will, Bush negated the 2006 election by pushing
through an escalation of the Iraq war, expanded executive powers over Congress and new
powers for foreign and domestic surveillance.

Congressional Republicans were reduced to sycophantic supporters while they groused in the
cloakrooms that Bush could destroy their party. Prior to the Memorial Day recess, congressional
Democrats offered unconditional surrender on the Iraq escalation, and just before the August
recess they followed with unconditional surrender on eavesdropping.
 

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Quotes

"Despite Bush's repeated statements that the report will be written by Petraeus and Ryan Crocker,
  the U.S. ambassador to Iraq, administration officials said it would actually be written by the Bushies."
     --  Julian Barnes,   Link
 

 So, ...then, ...we already have the report and it says,
"We're winning, don't give up on victory when we're so close."
 

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4 bombings kill 200, wound 300 in Iraq
 Death toll probably the worst of the war, but
 Bush, McCain and Kissyface say, "We've got them on the run!"

 Link
 

No need to print the details - they're the same details 
from the last 48 months, but they're bigger and worse.
 

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Quotes

"Rudy wants to brag about his foreign policy vision which
  can be best described as "George Bush without the thinking."
     -- John Edwards' spokesman Eric Schultz,  Link
 

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Subject:  federal highway funds

 Link

 Excerpt:
A couple of decades ago, I did lobbying and public relations for the  highway industry.
There's a lot of money in the Federal Highway Trust Fund, and it should be spent. Spending the money
would make highways safer,  increase fuel efficiency, and create thousands of construction jobs.  Those
construction workers would spend their money on food, housing, motor vehicles and consumer goods,
and the economy as a whole would  get a boost.

But, no. The Administration would rather sit on the money and berate  Congress for trying to spend
more of it, while the infrastructure  crumbles. We need to ask ourselves: WWFDRD?
 

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Bush upset by Hillary comments

 Link

 Excerpt:
The White House on Tuesday assailed Hillary for criticizing Der Fuhrer in a TV ad, calling her
statements "outrageous." The 60-second spot, which began running Tuesday in Iowa, intercuts
scenes of Hillary interacting with voters and talking about challenges facing many working people.

"If you're a family that is struggling and you don't have health care, you are invisible to this president," she said.
"If you're a single mom trying to find affordable child care so you can go to work, you're invisible too.
The ad also argued that U.S. troops in Iraq and Afghanistan are "invisible" to Bush.

White House spokeswhore Dana Purina lambasted the spot and the senator.
"It's not right!!   Mom!!!  It is unconscionable that a member of Congress would say such a thing."

ha ha

What was Hillary's reaction to Purina's crying and whining?

"Apparently I've struck a nerve. The White House just attacked me a few minutes ago," Clinton said.
"Not only have I said it and am saying it, I will keep saying it because I happen to believe it."
 

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Subject: So the question is - do you believe Karl Rove?

Bart, you print the quote:

> "A Republican has a good chance of winning in 2008 because Democrats
>  would choose the "fatally flawed" Hillary Clinton as their candidate."
>    -- Karl Rove,

He seems to have had the Democrats number so far. 
Is he wrong about them this time? 
 John
 

John, Rove never had the Democrats' number.
He just cheated and the Democrats were too meek to call him on it.
 

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Bush pays for good news
 So where the hell is it?

 Link

 Excerpt:
How much is good press worth? To the Bush administration, about $1.6 billion.

That's how much seven federal departments spent from 2003 through the second quarter of 2005 
on 343 contracts with public relations firms, advertising agencies, media organizations and individuals, 
according to a new Government Accountability Office report.

    "I'll sell my people out if the price is right!"

Tom Armstrong Williams, the Bush butt-licker, had been unmasked as a paid 
administration promoter who received $186,000 from the Education Department 
to tell lies about Bush's No Child Left Behind law in broadcast appearances.
 

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Quotes

"I'm not fortunate enough to be a person of faith."
     -- Karl Rove, according to Christopher Hitchens,   http://thinkprogress.org/
 

Translation: "Religious people are the easiest to fool."
 

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Subject: Army Suicide rate at 26-year high

Bart, have you seen this?

 Link

 Excerpt:
Ninety-nine U.S. soldiers killed themselves last year, the highest rate of suicide in 26 years.

More than one out of four soldiers who committed suicide did so while serving in Iraq or Afghanistan, 
Iraq was the most common deployment location for U.S. soldiers who either attempted suicide or committed suicide.
 

I'll bet they're not counted in the Bush Victims toll.
 

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Quotes

"Karl Rove is leaving on his own two feet, and I didn't see any shackles today.
  So, it looks to me like he walked out like a gentleman, with the full embrace of our president."
    -- Chris Matthews, on his knees before Karl Rove again,  Link
 

"I'll do anything for Karl Rove!!"
 

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No Religio-wacko video games for troops 
 Pentagon cancels plans to send 'kill or convert' game to soldiers

 Link

 Excerpt:
Plans by a Christian group to send an evangelical video game to U.S. troops in Iraq were abruptly 
halted yesterday by the Department of Defense after ABC News inquired about the program.

So, they were going to do it until they got caught - is that how Jesus did things?

The game has inspired controversy among freedom of religion advocates since it was released last year.

"It's a horrible game," said the Rev. Timothy Simpson of the CAP.  "You either kill or covert 
the other side. This is exactly what the Osama bin Ladens of the world have portrayed us."

Quotes

"We need to invade Muslim countries, kill all their leaders
  and convert them to Christianity."
      -- Ann Coulter,  Republican Spokeswhore
 

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Beyond 'My Pet Goat'

 Link

 Excerpt:
We know how George Bush spent 10 very long minutes reading a story to a group of second graders on 9-11. 
He entered the classroom room at 9:03, and he was informed at 9:06 by Andy Card that a second plane had 
crashed into the World Trade Towers, but he didn't finish up with the kids until 9:16.
What is much less familiar, however, is how Bush spent the next fifteen or twenty minutes. 

Bush was slated to give a speech to the Booker Elementary student body at approximately 9:30. 
So, thirty-nine minutes after the first crash and nineteen minutes after the second crash; and with the fate 
of America hanging in the balance, what do you suppose Bush had in front of him and was working on?

13 minutes before Flight 77 would slam into the Pentagon, what was Bush doing? 
 

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Subject: donation

I have one of those miserable Microsoft-run pc's, 
I can't tell you how many times it's crashed and I don't do half of what you do.
 
Can't afford to have your page down!
 SR
 

SR. thanks for that.
 

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Toke Like a Girl

 Link

 Excerpt:
Smoking pot is a guy thing. Guys are the ones who deal, buy, and smoke. Men are 50 percent 
more likely to have smoked marijuana in the last month than females. (Alcohol use showed only
a 12 percent difference.) All illegal drugs show this approximate divide between the sexes.

Why don't women smoke pot as much as men? 
Are women scared of being out of control?
 

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Quotes

"I'm going to wait for David Petraeus to come back and give us the report on what he sees."  
      -- Dubya, pretending that Petraeus will be allowed to write his own report,    Link
 

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Subject: that new Drew Carey TV show, Power of 10

Hi Bart:
 
Did you tell us the answer to 'what percent of Americans think they're smarter than George Bush'?
Maybe I missed it. Not the most important thing on the planet, eh, but just curious.

Whore NBC was lying - that question wasn't in the first show, so I quit watching.
The show is a really bad handjob. 

It's not about the correct answer, it's about what "people" said, so if they ask,
"What percentage of people said Saddam financed 9-11?" the "correct" answer might be 70 percent.

Shows like Millionaire and Jeopardy are about knowing the right answer.
Power of 10 is about how stupid most Americans are.
 
Bad thing about your computer issues.... it's heartsinking to lose your hours of input. 
It must be tempting at this point to simply give up for a week or so.... but thanks 
for being there when we need you. Which is about every day.
 Lynn
 

When I saw that the Wed issue contained zero bites, I was so mad I couldn't work,
so did what anybody would do. I lit one up and reminded myself how lucky I am. 
 

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Why I hate Hillary
 by Robert Scheer

 wehateclintons.com

 Excerpt:
What in the world was Hillary thinking when she attacked Obama for ruling out nukes in 
going after Osama bin Laden? And why aren't her supporters more concerned about yet another 
egregious example of Clinton's consistent backing for the mindless militarism that is dragging this nation to ruin?
 

WOW!
There's so much wrongness in those two sentences - who has the time to straighten this guy out?

First, Obama said he WOULD use nukes, then he said, "Scratch that - I would not use them."
The She advised Obama not to verbalize every thought that popped into his head - that's good advice.
Answering hypotheticals from a reporter can create Earth-shaking news, so why do it?

Second, maybe Her supporters aren't concerned about her non-existent "mindless militarism"
because it's the same as Kerry's, Biden's, Edwards's and the majority of the senate Dems. 

No wonder Scheer got his column printed at wehateclintons.com
He's making shit up because the truth won't serve his purpose.
 

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Karl Rove's Legacy
 by Bob Novakula

 Link

 Excerpt:
Rove was a principal target of congressional Democrats even before February 2005, when he became 
deputy chief of staff in addition to senior adviser to President Bush. But the combination of the duties 
intensified the assault on him. (Pure horseshit) Prominent Republicans of late have privately expressed 
a desire that he leave government, hoping the move might diminish the intensity of the Democratic assault.

While Rove's decamping back to Texas is unlikely to defang the opposition, the mere fact that it is mentioned
as a possibility reveals the ambiguity of his legacy. Rove is one of the canniest and most successful managers 
in American political history. Yet he is viewed within his own party's ranks, especially on Capitol Hill,  
as part of the problem afflicting the party of Fascist bastards.
 

Hey Bob, if Rove did such a great job, why is Bush considered the worst president ever?

 
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Smart-ass weatherman

It's been 103 all week here in Hell, Oklahoma
but the whore weatherman says we have a "cold front" coming.

It's supposed to be 95 this weekend.
 

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Subject: Could you cry any more about your PC?

Bart,
 
Seriously.  Whining about your PC and beggin for a Mac?

If I could get just two percent of the daily readers to subscribe, 
I'd never have to "beg" for another dime.
I work for free for 98 percent of the readers.

BTW, I notice you're not a subscriber. 
Why are you whining if you're reading for free?

In my house (family of four). we have two iMacs, a Mac Book Pro (that's mine), 
four desktop PCs (two of which are mine; yeah, i'm greedy) and one notebook PC in operation.  
We have another two or three "retired" PCs, and I also have two work laptops.

I'm confused why you think that information would be helpful to me.
 
While there are several things I prefer about the Macs, PCs remain a better overall price/perfromance option.  
   --Griff 

But if the PC fails to perform, it's value drops to zero.
I don't need a bargain on dirty diapers.
I need a higher-than-one-percent subscription rate.
 

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Subject: Wolf Blitzer?

Bart, you wrote:

> If Dan Rather discovers a great story, he needs to give it to a reporter with credibility.
> Someone like, ... like, ...(choke) ...Wolf Blizter... 

um... blitzer? are you serious?
 Ricardo
 

Ricrado, you missed the point.
Rather has lost 100% of his credibility.

Strangely enough, Blitzer still has some, depending on how you define "credibility.".
It's the whore world we live in.
 

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Who Didn't Kill JFK
 by Richard Belzer

 Link

 Excerpt:
The so-called "mainstream media" in general and depressingly predicable fashion, of course 
embraced Bugliosi's assault on reason with the glee of ancient archbishops reviewing 1600 
pages of a book verifying there "belief" that the world is indeed flat!

So what are we to make of the thousands of pages of theories, counter-theories...facts chasing facts, 
a Japanese beetle jar...that jug of motor oil filled with bugs...a physicist's nightmare of neutrinos in a rodeo 
in the fifth dimension...I sift through those pages and I begin to feel like Boo Radley watching Two and 
Half Men in Esperanto. It's like watching a David Lynch film projected on rain clouds in a Tasaday village. 
I was taught the truth will set you free...unless of course you want the truth about who killed JFK.
 
 

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Subject: Eldrick

I think your real problem is the media's love affair with Tiger, which I can partially understand.  

That is correct.
I would think Tiger fans would be sick of the hype, too.

You say you always like to debate, so if you're up for a Tiger Woods debate 
I would love to smack ya around the ring for a bit!  
You can prove to me why he's not the best player in the world.  
Let me know when we can meet!
 Gary

There's nothing to debate - as I've said 100 times, if the ball falls in the hole, it counts.
Tiger doesn't need to explain why the ball fell - if it falls, it counts.
Tiger has won X amount of tournaments and nobody can say he didn't.

You have to remember, Tiger started when he was 2, so at 22 he has 20 year's experience.
It's not a mystery why he's a good golfer.

Here's one example of the horseshit hype that drives me crazy - headlines from the Tulsa World last week.

 One that was up yesterday, but gone now was, ...swear to Koresh,

"Would Barry Switzer play Tiger in OU Football?"

Could it possibly get any more stupid than that?

The Sunday headlines, bigger than V-J Day in 1945, was, "Tiger Beats the Heat!!!!!!"

Then Monday, after he won,  "Tiger Tames Tulsa!!!!!!"

Why can't they be satified with "Woods wins PGA?"

It reminds me of a nine year old girl lusting after some boy band.
I don't mind the facts, but the hype is enough to turn anyone off.
 

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Jennifer Morrison dis-engaged
 TV's hottest Doc is back in circulation

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 "House" (Top Five Show) premiers Sept 25th

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