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"Jesus Christ - it's fucking hot down here..."
     -- Henry Hyde...    

 

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 by Duhhhhh!

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"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions."
--George W. Bush, Oct. 3, 2007

"When you give a man more money in his pocket...they build new buildings.
And when somebody builds a new building somebody has got to come and build the building."
--George W. Bush, Oct. 3, 2007

""Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit."
--George W. Bush, addressing John Howard at the APEC Summit, Sept. 7, 2007

"As John Howard noted when he thanked the Austrian troops there last year..."
--George W. Bush, referring to Australian troops as "Austrian troops," Sept. 7, 2007

"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
--George W. Bush, July 4, 2007

On eht other hand, it's fun knowing for sure that, with my IQ of 64,
I'm much, much smarter than the President of the United States.

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Nun Pleads No Contest in Sex Abuse

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A Roman Catholic nun pleaded no contest yesterday to two counts of indecent behavior with a child in
accusations from the 1960s when she was a principal and teacher at a Catholic school in Milwaukee.
She faces up to 20 years in prison for what prosecutors say was sexual abuse of two male students.

Although dozens of nuns have been accused of sexual abuse, Sister Giannini is one of the first to face charges.

Mary Pat Fox, president of Voice of the Faithful, said she hoped the case would encourage
more victims of nuns to come forward. “I think this is the tip of the iceberg,” Ms. Fox said.

According to the complaint, Sister Giannini repeatedly assaulted the two boys at St. Patrick School.
The assaults included intercourse and occurred in numerous locations, including a convent and a classroom.

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Corruption, corruption...

Where's Ken Starr when we need him?

Biden: Impeachment if Bush bombs Iran
So certain crimes would make you act?

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Joe Biden CLAIMS he will move to impeach Bush if he bombs Iran without first gaining congressional approval.
"The president has no authority to unilaterally attack Iran, and if he does, as Foreign Relations Committee chairman,
I will move to impeach," said Biden, whose words were followed by a raucous applause from the local audience.

Joe, you don't have the power to impeach - that starts in the House, remember?

Biden is meeting with constitutional law experts to prepare a legal memo to send it to the president.

When local resident Joel Carp asked Biden why not impeach now, given what has already been done,
Biden said it was a valid point, but might not be constitutionally valid and potentially counterproductive.
A case for impeachment must have clear evidence, Biden said.

But Joe, to do expect "evidence" to knock on your door?
You have to investigate, like a detective, to obtain evidence.

On Law & Order, when they get a call that a murder has been committed,
do they sit back in their chairs and wait for "evidence" to come to them?
No, they get off their fat, lazy asses and FIND THE DAMN EVIDENCE.

Stop making pointless threats and TAKE SOME ACTION, will you?

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Subject: how to get that Tweener demographic

Hey, Bart - well, it's the Old Broad again, and I'm in the 65+ demography. Been reading you since 1999.

So if you really want those 24-35 vapid Slackjaws, just start touting shows
like "Next Super Dumb-Ass Model", "Survivor Idiot", "Dancing with the Dunces", etc.

And misspell lots more words. I have grandchildren in this age group, and hoo-boy!
Too late now for more swats on the butt and less coddling while growing up.
They were told "good job" every time they chose not to hold their breath,
didn't pick their nose and didn't have a melt-down when denied a candy bar at the supermarket.

So, just a friendly hint to lure them in, but have me and others say buh-bye.
I trust you won't take my advice - where else would I go for my daily dose of sanity?
Sooz - Old Broad in Henry Hyde-less Illinois. Yay
  MGiff

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Subject: gun laws

Bart,

Concerning your comments about a break-in at your house and your response -- good onya.

I'm a Democrat and take no static from anyone about it, and I don't take any part in the philosophy that
holds that guns are evil and we need to eradicate them from our society. We can get along fine with guns
(and other things like knives) if we just respect them for what they are and respect the rights of others.
Guns won't hurt us by themselves.

If you have weapons in your home and also have little kids -- do the sensible thing and make sure everything
is secure from prying fingers. Gun control is just that -- controlling your guns, don't ever forget that.

I'm tired of Democrats automatically giving up on the gun issue. The other side knows they can divert
everyone's attention by using this as a wedge issue.

There are laws on the books to help prevent people from getting guns who shouldn't have them.
But we all know that they end up getting them anyway; in that case, I want to be armed for my
own protection and for my family. Self-defense is a personal responsibility, folks.
  Mick

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Quotes

"Anyone who lived in New York under Giuliani has to be befuddled that his candidacy did not implode
in its earliest stages. Yes, he was a calming presence in the immediate aftermath of 9/11 - but that was
largely in comparison to the leadership of George W. Bush, who finished reading a children’s book
and then ran for a hidey-hole, before eventually appearing on television looking like a scared little bunny."
    -- Tom Tomorrow,    Link

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Rudy Giuliani, Teflon Candidate

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Does Rudolph Giuliani have some dirt on the press corps? How else to explain the free pass journalists have
repeatedly granted him on stories that would threaten to sink less-favored candidates, particularly Democratics?

The media’s pro-Giuliani bias, which began with its heavy investment in mythmaking around his 9-11 role and
his media acclamation as 'America’s Mayor', continues largely because he is hawkish, fiscally conservative and
somewhat more centrist on social issues like abortion and gay rights. In other words, the former mayor, despite
his myriad scandals, faux pas and nefarious associations, fits the mainstream media ideal for a presidential
candidate more closely than any other contender.

No need for Rudy to blackmail or coerce members of the press into docility when they go along so willingly.

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Subject: gun nuts

Bart:

If you're so afraid of waking up to breaking glass and what you'll do about
it with your gun that is 22 times more likely to harm you or your loved ones,

You ought to move to someplace safer, like the Bronx.

Nobody was ever breaking in my doors, because they were made of steel,
or my windows, which were 12 stories above street level.
  Stuart TH

Stu, I haven't heard from you in years, welcome back.
I remember you used to make sense... :)

Did I say I was afraid of waking up to breaking glass?

In 1987, I was behind the bar at the Hard Rick Island when a drunken biker,
who could kick my ass faster than Lou Dobbs can slur a Mexican, demanded
that I give his drunk ass adrink or he was coming behind the bar to get me.
He got his drink and I've been armed every day since then.

Years later at a super-cheap hotel in Dallas, some handjob started beating on our door
with enough force to make me think the door wouldn't hold, so I pointed my Glock at
that hotel door keeping in mind that I would not shoot someone in uniform. I remember
feeling a sense of calmness and relief that I wasn't helpless and at some handjob's mercy.
The door held, he eventually stopped pounding and went away.

If you're ever in that same sirtuation, I'm sure the intruder/rapist/madman would be
very interested in what kind of doors you have on your apartment back in the Bronx.

I hope your family never writes to me to say, "Bart, you were right."

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Fascist Debate Quotes

"What a depressing debate. CNN's long slide into mediocrity accelerates.
Is this what running for president y in the world has become? Standing in front of
CNN's corporate logo in a hall full of yowling Ron Paul loons and enduring clumsy
webcam questions from Unabomber look-a-likes in murky basements?"
     -- Richelieu,     Link


"It was immensely entertaining and revealing - another coup for CNN and YouTube."
    -- Andrew Sullivan, Bush's TOP cheerleader,     Link

"The Know-Nothings are remembered now for one thing only: the anti-immigrant bigotry
they inflamed and exploited for political gain. Giuliani and Romney are not single-issue yahoos,
but they are letting their hunger for power overwhelm their better judgment and decency.
Recklessly bashing illegal immigrants may score them points with one angry segment in
the GOP base. But what are they doing to their party's reputation - and their own?"
     -- Jeff Jaboby, liar and whore, in a rare flash of common sense,     Link

I did some sparring with Jacoby many years ago, back when we were still funny.

It started in Rush Limba - Lying, Nazi Whore Volume 0061, You're One out of Forty, Stupid

and again in Rush Limba - Lying, Nazi Whore Volume 0065, Time to Feed the Jacoby, Again

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Subject: tough to argue with

I’m not yet committed but if Edwards can be believed in this statement…

"I believe there's a fight in front of us. I don't believe that the defense contractors, the oil companies,
the pharmaceutical companies, et cetera, are going to give up their power willingly and I don't think we
can sit around a table and be nice to them and they're going to relinquish the power that they have today.
And that means you've got to have somebody who will fight. And I know that I will fight."
-- John Edwards

He seems to understand what the leadership of the Dem Party misses…the bridges to the privilege of engaging in
gentlemanly political dialogue and give and take have long since been burned…over and over and over and over…
we are using our energy to rebuild what is destroyed again and again…is there some message here about repeating
an action over and over expecting different results?
 CPL

Edwards had to be able to win the election or nothing he says matters.
Right now, he's third in a three candidate race.

And as much as he promises to fight, does he have the fire in his belly?
Does he want to win as much as She does?
That's one damn high level of payback on her end that I don't think he can beat.

As Kerry proved in 2004, sometimes it just comes down to who wants it more.
I don't know about Edwards, but I'm sure Hillary won't be taking long vacations during
the coming knife fight because she has a score to settle and she's ready for payback.

Maybe that's why so many Repubs are retiring.
She's going to make them suck on it - BIG time - and they want no part of that.

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Sad, Syphlitic Quotes

"I'm going to have to do something about my cat. Punkin head-butted me
  for an hour and a half today starting at 5 a.m.! This is a test of wills."
       -- the vulgar Pigboy, attempting to do battle with a 6 pound cat.

BTW, he talks about that cat in an attempt to appear human.

"You people at CNN really make people sick. You're a bunch of uninformed,
ignoramus morons about this country and the people who live in it."
       -- the Methane Factory, who thinks 'ignoramous' can be used as an adjective

"The way Henry Hyde presided over the impeachment hearings was masterful.
  He was faithful to history and he didn't allow it to become a sideshow."
       -- the child rapist, forgetting that Hyde LOST.   Clinton was found innocent of all charges.

"That GOP debate was nothing more than a caricature of conservatives as racists, sexists, bigots and homophobes."
       -- Rush, who's right twice every day

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Subject: gun rights

I always figure, that if you didn't have so much poverty & racism in the US,
you wouldn't have so much crime, you wouldn't feel threatened, you wouldn't need guns.

Stop dealing with the symptoms & ignoring the disease.
  Geoff

You're saying I shouldn't own a gun to be in a position to protect my family
until poverty and racism have been eradicated in the United States?

Artie, ...is that you?

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Power to the People?
That CNN debate was such a handjob

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Maybe it was the guy who asked about farm subsidies while chewing on an ear of corn with his mouth open.
But as we watched Wednesday night's CNN/YouTube debate, we couldn't help thinking the thought we've
thought a couple of times lately: There's got to be a better way to do this.

In theory, it's a good idea to have the people who would be president answer questions from the people who
would elect them. In theory, the questions put to the candidates by the citizenry are going to reflect the concerns
of "real people" better than questions crafted by reporters would. And in theory, the public's questions -- being
a little less predictable than the ones candidates get from the press corps -- are more likely to catch the candidates
off-guard and prompt some less scripted and more revealing responses. But that's all in theory.

But why bother to pretend it's "questions from real people,"
if CNN's going to censore all questions about impeaching those bastards?

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