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Tues-Wednesday March 11-12, 2008 Vol 2125 - Imposed Concept
 Quote of the Day "Karl Rove is 'informally' advising McCain."
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Today's Tequila Treehouse...
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Quotes
"You know what, bitches get stuff done. That's
why Catholic schools use nuns as teachers.
And at the end of the school year you
hated those bitches but you knew the capital of Vermont."
-- Tina
Fey, on people calling Hillary a bitch,
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GOP: Spitzer, Resign or we Impeach!
Excerpt:
The minority leader in New York's state Assembly,
James Tedisco, said that he will
introduce articles of impeachment within two
days if Spitzer does not resign first.
What? You mean Tedisco didn't announce that Spitzer's impeachment was "off the table?"
That's because the GOP plays hardball while Pelosi and Reid play a decent game of patty cake.
Bush kills 4,000 soldiers and steals hundred of
billions of dollars in oil and gets a pass.
Spitzer gets a girlfriend and THAT'S an impeachable
offense.
Why is sex always worse than 4,000 dead
soldiers?
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Used by permission
Quotes
"After losing Texas, Ohio, Rhode Island and
his mojo, and getting whipsawed around by
Hillary and his own chuckleheaded coterie
of advisers, he will now have to come to grips
with something he has always skittered
away from: You can't be elected president unless
you prove you're tough...The superdelegates
are watching to see if Obama can stiffen his
backbone. After seeing their candidates
lose races they should have won in 2000 and 2004
because they flinched at Republican
political waterboarding, Democrats do not want to
watch the bully swipe their lollipop
a third time."
-- the Dowd Dragon,
Link
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Subject: cancel my subscription!!!
Just kidding, Bart.
I would never cancel my subscription to Bartcop.
You're the only blogger who makes sense,
and the only one that is consistent in its views.
Some of the things you say I don't agree with
- so welcome to the human race. Some of
the things you go off on a tangent about, like BC Hotties
or what the latest episode of some lurid TV show
really bug me, but not so much that I can't
just ignore them and move on with my life.
Still, ya gotta keep fighting the good fight,
old man.
Illegitimi non carborundum, and never
let that hammer be idle!
Jeff in Seattle
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Quotes
"If Obama was a white man, he would not be
in this position.
And if he was a woman (of any color)
he would not be in this position.
He happens to be very lucky to be who
he is. And the country is caught up in the concept."
-- unspeakable
racial horror from Geraldine Ferraro, Link
She should've known better than to say something like that.
Didn't she see what they did to Bill when he brought up Jesse
Jackson's name?
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We have the option to stop fighting.
Let's remember who the real enemy is.
Last Realist in military resigns
"War can be a bad thing..."
Excerpt:
Adm. William Fallon has resigned as chief of
U.S. forces in the Middle East and Central Asia,
citing what he called an "inaccurate perception"
that he is at odds with Bush's constant war-mongering.
Fallon, the head of U.S. Central Command, was
the subject of a recent Esquire magazine profile
that portrayed him as sane, resisting pressure
for military action against Iran, which Bush accuses
of having stolen his oil and hidden it in giant,
natural pockets under it's soil.
In a statement written by White House hacks, Fallom
said the article's "disrespect for the president"
and "resulting embarrassment" have become a "distraction"
so he resigned to magnify that distraction.
"Although I don't believe there have ever been
any differences about the objectives of our policy,
the perception that there is makes it difficult
for me to effectively serve America's interests there,"
Fallon said, despite nobody having ever heard
of him and besides, who reads Esquire Magazine?.
Bush is already going down as the worst president ever, why not invade
Iran and bring freedom
to the billions of barrels of sweet, light crude that yearn to come
to the United States?
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Quotes
"In 1992, Bill Clinton said that it was most
important that his choice for VP
be ready to step into his shoes if
he fell the first week he was in office.
So, if I'm not qualified to be president,
how am I qualified to be Vice President?"
-- Obama, making a good point,
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Subject: Every time I see...
...an idiot unsubscribing I will make a donation
to your page.
What, they're NUTS???
A better idea would be to stop reading the Huffington
Post.
Sarah
Sarah, that would get expensive.
I've stopped running those "F you and goodbye" letters.
They left no room for anything else :)
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MSGOP Fires
Tucker Carlson
Did they catch him with a young boy?
Excerpt:
Today, NBC News said as of next Monday, Karl
Rove dancing partner David Gregory
will be replacing anchor Tucker Carlson at 6
P.M. on MSNBC.
How was Mr. Carlson taking the cancellation of Tucker?
On Monday afternoon, the Media Mob caught up briefly
with Mr. Carlson.
"I'm not going to whine about it," said
Mr. Carlson. "They've been nice to me."
Mr. Carlson said he was "glad" to stay on with
MSNBC as a senior whore.
So, now that Tucker is rich, he'll only work now
& then instead of every day?
Sounds like a promotion to me.
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Subject: slamming Obama
Bart, that guy wrote:
> But the way you have cut down, belittled
and mocked Obama has turned me
> - and many other former die hard Bartcoppers
- off your site completely.
What site are these people reading?
I can't recall any of this on Bartcop.com
Mr Bob
Dude, lots of people see it - it must
be there.
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Oil near
$110 a barrel
Look for $125 real soon
Excerpt:
World oil prices continued their record charge
Tuesday, rocketing close to 110 dollars
amid Bush's saber rattling and as the US dollar
plumbed fresh lows against the euro.
Traders say oil prices have also been propped
up because "black gold" is priced in dollars
and buyers and speculators armed with stronger
currencies than the US dollar are buying up oil contracts.
"Oil rewrites the record books as the once
mighty dollar sinks further into obscurity,"
Phil Flynn, a market analyst at Alaron Trading,
said in a briefing note.
"The powerful upsurge in oil prices shows little
signs of abating," wrote Barclays Capital analysts.
"With prices now in sight of the 110-dollar
mark, how much higher oil prices can go has intensified."
"This is why BIG OIL put me in power."
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Subject: A win-win-win solution
Hi Bart,
Did you get my proposal for a Clinton/Obama unity
ticket?
I think the Clinton 1-Term/Obama VP solution
I proposed is
the best (and perhaps only) formula for victory
in November.
The Clinton 1-Term/Obama VP compromise is a Win-Win-Win
solution.
I don't think anyone can deny the following points:
1. Hillary at the top of the ticket -- even for
one term -- should satisfy
Clinton supporters (considering
point no. 3). Win #1.
2. Obama as VP will assure the Dem nomination
in 2012 while still young.
That and his influence as
VP should satisfy Obama supporters
(considering point no. 3).
Win #2.
3. This history-making ticket, from a united Democratic
Party, will beat the
Republicans in November --
which is the reason for the whole process. Win #3.
Both candidates' partisans should remember: both
sides have to give-up something
for there to be a compromise. Let's save the
partisan daggers for the Republicans.
We'll need them.
Best regards,
Jack Hughes,
evilGOPbastards.com
That works for me - think the candidates will go for it?
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Voting Hillary skunks Obama in Harlem?
It's almost like a mistake was made.
Question
Why is it not racist for CNN to say,
"Blacks are voting 90/10 for Obama in Mississippi?"
How do they pick-and choose which statements are "racially divisive?"
And am I a racist for asking this question?
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Subject: those "stimulus" checks
Bart, I have an idea on the "stimulus rebates".
Let's ALL Write "return to sender" on the envelope.
Think it will catch on? Keep on...
jim in MA (for now),
That's a one-year interest-free loan of money
Bush borrowed (for a fee) from the Saudis.
If one doesn't need the loan, might as well not
cash the check.
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Hillary's Press Coverage
Excerpt:
According to the nonpartisan Center for Media
and Public Affairs, from December to February,
83 percent
of network-news coverage of Obama was positive.
For Clinton, it was 53
percent.
So is the press really ganging up on her?
No, the numbers are lying because everyone knows the whore press plays fair with the Clintons.
If Center for Media checked the cable whores,
the sluts in print and the talk radio Nazis.
that Obama number might get up near 95 percent.
And what if they tracked negative coverage
- would Hillary hit 98
percent?
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Subject: they read it in Australia
Bart, here's a link on the Clinton-on-The Rush-Limbaugh-Show story.
Wallace
Wallace, long time no hear!
I hope you're doing good,
When I heard that wild Clinton-Rush rumor, I said
"You'd think something like that would've
made the news."
Turns out I was right - it didn't make the news because Rush wasn't there.
Thanks for checking in - don't be a stranger.
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Subject: Adm. Fallon's resignation....
... is the beginning of the rejiggering of the
Army brass so that Gen. Betrayus can run as McCain's
VP.
There will be so much death and destruction and
TERROR prior to the conventions that the shit we had
in '04 was tame by comparison, because now they
have implements to control the angry mobs, and laws
with which to punish them into absolute catatonic
submission. Plus the beginnings of another Depression.
McCain/Betrayus will scare the country into voting for them.
Anyway, that's my take on things...
George P
I agree - Petraeus is likely to be McCain's VP.
They'll run on the "We're under attack" banner - and Cheney
will set off a bomb.
I wouldn't want to live in New York this summer.
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Subject: those darn Clintons...
One of the statements says, "The Clintons will do anything to win".
And I say, "Let's hope so."
Greg
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About the Clicking on Your Phone
Excerpt:
The FBI is hell on catching hookers and anti-war
grannies and locking them up.
To bad they aren't as gung-ho on the war mongers
and crooks in government.
Anyone remember Osama?
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Subject: slurring Obama
Bart, you have not slurred or made strongly derrogatory
remarks about Obama.
People hear/read what they want to hear/read.
Dave
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Karma for Hillary
The little girl in the Clinton campaign's
3 a.m. phone call ad? That footage is from 8 years ago.
The girl is now nearly 18 years
old. And she is campaigning for Obama.
Don't worry, though. Surely some
Clinton surrogate will find some way
to smear and/or dismiss her opinions
as worthless and/or malevolent.
Rude
Pundit
I hear The Obama Girl (Youtube)
is a Hillary backer.
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Subject: 10 years
Hi Bart,
I've been reading and listening to you for 10
yrs. now
and I have never seen you attack a Democrat.
Joe in Toledo
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The Mann Act
It's a BIG CRIME to take a girl across state lines with the intent of having sex?
So it's a felony every time Clooney takes a girl to Vegas?
We live in a country where pleasing the Invisible Cloud being is always
Number One.
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Subject: bartcop mountain
Bart,
Hate to see people taking all this too personal.
I am neither a fan of Hillary or Obama, but forced
to choose, I pick Obama.
That being said, I will continue to enjoy Bartcop
until
they pry the mouse from my cold dead hand.
I can't quit you Bart.
Peace,
Mike in Ottawa
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Dr. Laura blames Spitzer's wife
Excerpt:
In a segment called "Why do men cheat?"Dr.
Laura argued that Gov. Spitzer
cheated because his wife failed "make him feel
like a man":
"When the wife does not focus in on the needs
and the feelings - sexually, personally
- to make him feel like a man, like
a success, to make him feel like her hero,
he's very susceptible to the charm
of some other woman."
ha ha
Yeah, blame the wife!
Men can't be expected to control themselves -
we're dogs!
Damn, I guess Dr.
Laura's been reading her Bible again.
But ...if the wife is suppose to submit to the
husband, why is Derycheye's last name Schlessinger?
Shouldn't it be Derycheye Emasculate, after his Dad?
Dr Laura - blaming
the wife (so she can make Monica Hillary's fault!)
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Subject: my regret
Now I have a third voting regret.
I should have just voted for Reagan in '84 instead
of a ticket
with somebody as vile and reprehensible as Geraldine
Ferraro on it.
Obama supporter
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Subject: if Obama wins...
Bart, if Obama wins the nomination, I am confident
that you will become
one of his strongest supporters during the general
election campaign.
Don
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Quotes
"The critics of the Clintons were largely correct,
the Clintons are very flawed.
It was hard for many of us who hadn't
allowed our emotions influence our judgment
of the Clintons to understand how so
many good honest liberals allowed themselves
to defend the many awful things the
did."
-- typical post at wehateclintons.com
Personally, I can't think of anything worse than peace
and prosperity.
Thankfully, then Bush came along and reversed the nation's direction.
Horray, we're living in the post-Clinton era.
Everything is beautiful now.
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Spitzer
spent BIG on his hookers
Way up into the tens of thousands, they say
Excerpt:
With pressure mounting on Spitzer to resign over
a call-girl scandal, investigators say he was clearly
a repeat customer who spent perhaps as much
as $80,000 - with the high-priced hos over time.
They say "Kristen" cost $4500 per hour.
For that kind of money, she better have a bottle
of 30-year Chinaco Emperador in one hand,
and a bottle of Don Julio Real in the
other hand - and she better have brought Shirley to watch.
Air America suggested Spitzer had Kristen take
the train to DC because she couldn't get the whips
& handcuffs thru airport security.
Lionel talked to the head rooster at The Nevada Bunny Ranch
who suggested "Powerful
men often have a secret desire to be controlled or dominated."
"Your safe
word is ...Hillary? "
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Worldwide Bartcop
They read it in Desamparados, Costa Rica
They read it in Centertown, Missouri
They read it in Mexico, Distrito Federal, Mexico
They read it in Black Oak, Arkansas
They read it in Louth, Ireland
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Iraq
pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush
started a fake war
Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...
x We lost another 9 soldiers since last issue.
We have 3,984 dead soldiers.
Hey guys, we'd like to bring you home,
but your bosses are acting like clowns.
Remember...
Exxon
makes $108M - $128M
every day
That's why
Bush
raped Iraq
and
killed
Saddam
How do we
know for sure?
Iraq's
oil wells have NO METERS!
$200M-400M a day missing
Where's that money going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
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Still at 2006 prices...
Subject: I Support Obama, and Bartcop!
Hey Bart,
I have been reading your site since before the
election was stolen in 2000.
I am an Obama supporter but if Hillary wins I
would definitely support her.
I think that Obama supporters turning against
you for supporting Hillary is ridiculous.
When I was at my local caucus here in Texas (which
Obama dominated, by the way...)
I talked with some of the Hillary supporters
and we all agreed that no matter who wins,
we will support OUR candidate.
I had that conversation across racial and age
groups and everyone agreed.
At least at our precinct there is none of this
idea that people won't support the winner if it isn't their candidate.
I appreciate your site, stick to what you believe,
but get ready for Obama to be the nominee.
Chris
Chris, you support Obama and free speech?
Thanks, wish there were more like you.
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Bart, I'm sending you a chunk of my change to
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