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Thurs-Friday May 15-16, 2008 Vol 2152 - Jam Sandwich
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Quotes "I'm not going anywhere...except to Kentucky,
Oregon, Montana, South Dakota, and Puerto Rico."
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Pundits
Declare the Race Over
Excerpt:
Russert, Matthews, FOX News et al would
each give an arm to have Hillary drop out. They are
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Quotes "By staying in a race that you've already lost,
Obama is forced to spend money and time
Hey John, maybe the smart move is to ask her to join him...
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Subject: a simple question Hey Bart, Why is it racist to point out the fact that She
gets upwards of 70% of the white vote?
New subject?
I get that they like having one of their
own (That's OK, right?) become the most powerful man
But I would've expected more of a 60/40
split, with the 60 leaving for Obama.
Did the Clintons deserve a 92% desertion
rate?
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Quotes "A new poll says 64 percent of Democrats want
Hillary to stay in the race. Even 42 percent of
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NARAL to Hillary: Drop Dead! Excerpt:
That decision has created an uproar among some
of its affiliates and other advocates. Many said that
Chief back-stabber, Elizabeth Shipp, said there
was a feeling that endorsing Mr. Obama might help
That endorsement might shed a shitload of longtime
supporters too.
I'm watching Popeye throw away his Spinich - that's sad. Come November, how many times will we read,
"What were we thinking?"
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Subject: Melting Velveeta Warning: Contains Laura Schlessinger beaver.
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Quotes "You had the best eight years in modern history
in the Hillary and Bill years.
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Why we Love
Obama
Excerpt:
"We like Mr. Obama. We hope he will (win) the
election and I do believe he is like John Kennedy,"
The Obama campaign claimed to be 'flattered' by
the Hamas endorsement, and Obama himself told
1. Don't scream at me if I warn you what the GOP bastards are using
against our candidate.
Since I can't believe Obama could possibly be that stupid, I'll
go on record as saying the lying,
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On September 15, 2012, a restaurant worker enters
a hospital in Guangdong, China
In THE THIN WHITE LINE, author Craig DiLouie presents
a terrifying vision about
Reading as if it were a non-fiction book describing
a pandemic that has already happened,
'Christian' makes Obama smear video Excerpt:
The video has supposedly racked up a million-and-a-half
views on the conservative-leaning Eyeblast.tv.
"When we are at war with Islamic terrorism, can
Americans elect a man with not one, not two,
I don't think Jesus would've been a party to this hate handjob. Why do I seem to know Jesus better than his most
rabid followers?
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Subject: I'm Disappointed in You, Bart Bart, you wrote, > I think one reason she voted for the war was to avoid the "peacenik" label. You're buying the Obama line. She didn't vote
"for" the war, she voted to force UN inspectors into
Saddam complied. Therefore, she didn't vote for
the war.
Jeff, that was just shorthand - like when I say,
"When
Gore lost in 2000,"
We've done that vote debate to death, so now it's
just easier to call it that.
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Subject: Your New York trip Bart, I doubt if I'll get to NYC any time soon, but
HE is a hero of mine,
I'm looking forward to some yard work with my
I-Pod and BCR
140!
Keep hammering hard.
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Obama is NOT a Muslim Excerpt:
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Quotes "In August when the Republican attack ads unroll
with a screaming Reverend Wright juxtaposed
Can I ask a question?
Ready? The reason the super-delegates exist is to change the nominee
if
in their opinion
Am I right?
Wednesday, Randi was screaming, "Hillary
is poaching the votes! That's un-American,
In other words, she was using the most bombastic, the most flammable,
the most-likely-to-incite-a-riot
Lastly, who wrote the rules than almost drive Randi to suicide? (Send Bart your answer, links, too) Aren't the authors now big-time Obama fans?
Yet they blame Clinton for playing by the rules?
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Subject: the worst part Bart- No. The worst part will be the emails saying
"why didn't you get behind the presumptive nominee
Unlike you, I don't have a crystal ball,
so I had no idea this Demo Civil war
Super-Tuesday was supposed to settle everything,
but after she won AR, AZ, CA, Mass, NY, NJ,
We can't all see into the future the way you can, Jason. And when did I "trash" Obama?
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I laughed so hard,
You have NOT seen this yet.
Subject: I will write in 'Hillary' in November Misogeny is alive and welll in america. So is
back stabbing and betrayal.
As a FDR, JFK, WJC democrat it broke my heart
to see the deceit and betrayal of hillary
A POX ON ALL THEIR HOUSES.
I understand, but you can't do that.
Vote for the Democrtat - no matter what.
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Quotes "We will attack Obama viciously on all fair
issues, whether they are
Liar!
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Subject: How racist is middle America? Hey Bart, I'm an adult and I have an opinion... It's a sad thing that many in our country are
not ready for a black person to be president.
Bush and his gang have dumped our country down
the toilet, taken away our freedoms all in
Obama is going to have a harder time than Hillary
picking up votes.
Next Tuesday, if She beats Obama by 15-30 points
in Kentucky,
Remember, he racked up his big delegate lead before
we knew much about him.
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Quotes "Winning this time, however, is Hillary's job,
which sometimes means whining is the only job
Well, actually the Clintons do have allies, but they've chosen not to contact us. Hillary's campaign, while ignoring those
fighting for her, stupidly gave tens of thousands of dollars
But campaign stupidity aside, how is it possible that 99% of bloggers
have kicked
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If you control the biggest military force on the planet, you can have a nice wedding.
If you're the victim of the biggest military force on the planet, it's a different story.
Some people like to say "God has a Master Plan
for all of us,"
If you were born in the United States, you can have a happy wedding
and a happy life.
That little girl - God's Plan for her was to die early from Bush's oil
greed?
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Technut News - Alzheimer's breakthru? Excerpt:
In one video, a nurse sits down with an 82-year-old
patient, Marvin Miller, who frowns
But five minutes after being injected with etanercept
- according to the film which was
Can it be true?
You watch, medical science will prove marihuana makes Alzheimers
go away,
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Subject: an adult opinion on NAFTA ha ha Some people enjoy the feel of a Size 11 boot in their ass. Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Clinton
navigates 'perfect storm' of naysayers
Excerpt:
Her candidacy has encountered what a friend calls
a "perfect storm" of progressive idealists
Clinton didn't help herself with an infelicitous
demographic allusion, citing an AP story "that found how
This prompted even so normally sensible an observer
as my good friend Joe Conason to compare
Under the politically correct rules of engagement
preferred by the Obama camp, only the Illinois senator
It wasn't the Clintons who "racialized" the campaign
at all. It was the Obama campaign, seemingly for
That tactic, along with Rev. Wright, transformed his candidacy. Most also think (race and Wright) it's a foolhardy
way to avoid discussing the realities of the Electoral
For all the "crowing about what a super party
organization The Precious has built, makes me go
Obama backers won't talk about the holes in their plan. If Obama loses
twice in PA, OH,
Note:
What you find are reasonable opinions forged from cold, hard facts and
a deliberative temperament.
Trouble is - today's whore media rewards shrill idiocy and calm reason
has been kicked aside.
How Obama
played the race card and blamed Hillary.
Excerpt:
The Democratic campaign became truly tangled up
in racial politics--directly and forcefully introduced by the
The very next morning, Obama's national co-chair,
Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr., played the race card more directly
(Then) came the MLK-LBJ controversy.
The Obama campaign and its supporters chose to pounce on the
Several of the Times's op-ed columnists, including
Bob Herbert and Maureen Dowd as well as Frank Rich,
Obama said, "Senator Clinton made an unfortunate remark, an ill-advised remark, about King and LBJ." "There's no question that there's politics here
at work too," said Jonathan Martin of Politico.
Among those dismayed by Obama's tactics and his
supporters' was Bill Moyers. "There was nothing in
Moyers said the furor appeared to be dying down
and that everyone seemed to be returning to their senses
On CNN, Donna Brazile hurled the wild charge that
Clinton had likened Obama to a child. "And I will tell you,"
Bill Clinton said, "Jesse Jackson won in South
Carolina twice in '84 and '88 and he ran a good campaign.
Jesse Jackson criticized the Obama campaign, saying, "again, I think it's some more gotcha politics." For the Obama-inspired press corps, it was the
Clintons who were playing the race card. "The question now
If you take away the lying whores from the New York Times,
and you allow for the "enthusiasm"
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Quotes "Who made the campaign more race-conscious? We are all at fault, (Liar -Copout! When you say
"Everyone is guilty," it usually means
especially voters who are admitting that
race matters.
Really?
...and while there may be many reasons (Her
gas-tax holiday? Her health-care proposal?),
Howard, first you blame Hillary, then you
blame Hillary's political positions,
How is Obama's skin color Hillary's fault? You bastards in the whore press start with
the idea that it's all Hillary's fault,
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Subject: another try at NAFTA Excerpt:
It's a good thing I never lose my temper...
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Subject: BCR # 140 I am enjoying the shit outta this.
I luv Manhattan.
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Subject: This is the Whole Problem Bart, you wrote: > If I read Wickham's math right, Obama won white people in only 6 out of 37 states? > Where we can borrow 40 million black people for one day in November? Yeah, really. This nails it.
I was hoping someone would write and show me that
I completely misread that.
Is Obama really going to lose 44 states?
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Marty's
Entertainment Page
Reminder To those who follow the truth as told by my good
friend Randi, it might not hurt to
I knew we'd lost in September, but Randy
was triple-confident that Kerry was a "great closer"
...not that I'm demanding she pay that price,
but if you're never held responsible for
A guarantee is only as good as the person making
it. That's why we mock Nancy Grace,
And when it turns out that Nancy Grace was wrong all along,
False accusations can be great "entertainment," and they get ratings.
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Subject: How racist is middle America? Bart, you wrote: > We have two choices: We can vote for "the
way things OUGHT to be" and possibly lose, or we can
Now, it doesn't get any more real than that. However neither choice amounts to a guarantee. None of the recent events can lead one to the
conclusion (I took the liberty of saying "conclusion" since you
You are correct - I should have been much more
precise.
Maybe if she was his running mate...the party
could heal itself overnite
That said, both
candidates do well against McCain nationally,
Regards,
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Subject: Will the Democratic Party survive? Bart, I keep hearing this question, and it's made me
think. Historically, if the nomination process is close,
As long as the winner has the class to offer those
rewards to the second-place finisher, we have a strong Party.
As long as nothing like that happens, we'll win
this November, no matter which
I like that and remember, Obama has put himself
in a bit of a trap. One of his biggest claims
If that's true, why can't he reach to the person
with half the party sitting next to him?
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Subject: Obama is the new Kerry? Link.
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day. No wonder they were so eager to start a war, It's the biggest theft in Earth's history. Exxon made
Gouging
us to the tune of
Gouging us to the tune of
...and what did it cost America,
Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...
We lost another soldier since last issue. We now have 4,077
dead soldiers.
Hey guys, we'd like to bring you home,
Remember...
That's why
Bush
How do we
know for sure?
$200M-400M a day goes missing! Where's that money going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
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Happy Birthday, Andree - and thanks!
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