|
Wed June 4, 2008 Vol 2159 - Come back, War is Over
Quotes "Hillary now says that she is winning the popular
vote.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog!
Obama clinches
nomination
Excerpt:
Obama sealed his candidacy on Tuesday after months
of campaigning state by state during
"Our primary season has finally come to an end,"
he told raucous supporters in St. Paul, Minn.
There you go - we have our nominee, the war is over and the bird are
singing :)
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog!
Quotes "Senator Clinton underscored her point that
one never knows
It's the job of a media whore to lie to you. Reading this lying bastard's account of Hillary's comments,
you'd think she was
Why can't these sons of bitches be happy with victory?
Can you believe Bob Parry would stoop this low?
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Used with permission
Subject: Obama declares victory on Republican Turf I've seen a lot of brilliant political moves in
my time but what Barrack Obama did last night
Now when the Republicans have their
at the same location
Obama has stolen McCains thunder at his future
convention. As a Hillary supporter
Marc Perkel
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Saw it on bruindesign.com
Hillary
and Jackie Robinson
Excerpt:
* The radio clown Glenn Beck called Hillary
a "stereotypical bitch" and yet
* MSNBC gave a platform to magician Penn Gillette,
who said Hillary
* Alex Castellanos told CNN that Hillary is
called "a bitch"
* Chris Matthews said Hillary owed her entire career to Bill's marital mistakes. * The WaHoPo broke the news flash that Hillary, in fact, has cleavage. Her figure, her clothes, her hair, her voice -
all of it mocked and savaged in a way unimaginable
Just like Jackie.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: support I'm a former U.S. Marine, I don't drink, I don't
smoke, I don't fit the profile of your
Politically speaking I really can't call myself
a Democrat. They are too spineless,
I'll drink to that. And yet, in all likelihood I will vote straight
Democratic ticket until the day I die,
1. I don't agree with everything you say.
You've been an important part of my daily life
for a long time now and I thought
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: Bob Barr, passing for white Hey Bart, The other night on the local news channel, I saw
one of our local conservative blowhards,
I'll tell you as an African American, I fell off
my chair and laughed my ass off.
Maybe that's why Barr paid to have his unborn
daughter killed,
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Quotes "In his new book, Scott McLelland said that
Bush has a lack of inquisitiveness.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Hillary as third party candidate? Excerpt:
HillaryGrassrootsCampaign.com is not associated
with the official Hillary Clinton campaign.
No, no, no, no, no.
My advice?
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog!
Subject: Re: anti Obama Bart, So now, she knows she's lost, but isn't conceding.
Hmmmm... ...shoot myself in the face? Sorry, I watched Pulp Fiction again, late last night.
That might be my second favorite movie scene, right after Michael
Corleone says,
Sorry, ...back to politics. If I had a dollar every time someone asked me, "Will
you keep your word?"
What am I going to do? My choices are:
Besides, with Hillary out of the race,
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
The war is over!
Chicago Jim rocks
Vanity Fair
- slime after slime
Excerpt:
To America's whore press, this is horseshit is known as "journalism." Slime the Clintons and you get rich, famous or
both.
Remember Woodward and Bernstein in All the
President's Men?
With the Clintons, it's "Fuck
it, we heard a rumor, so it must be true."
But now that the Clintons are off the stage,
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog!
Quotes "Every gut instinct Bush had was wildly off
the mark and hideously damaging to all concerned.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Backroom Politics Excerpt:
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog!
It pays to advertise on bartcop.com We're in our busy season...
Subject: The Katrina rescue was the largest and most successful effort in history Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Quotes "Over the weekend, Barack Obama left his church.
And after that,
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: hey from Rude Rich Bart, we did a little run to Atlantic City this
weekend and found this tequila bar.
Remind me to tell you about our encounter with
The Donald.
Dude, that's not just a bottle of Chinaco.
I get a little wood just seeing that bottle. And yes, tell us about meeting The Donald.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
McCain's Blackout Excerpt:
Obama creeps past McCain in opinion poll WASHINGTON (AFP) - Barack Obama has pulled ahead
of John McCain in the
Obama lead McCain 47 to 44 percent, in a reversal
from Gallup's findings a month ago.
There you go - things are looking up.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: Big Eddie I saw a reference to Big Eddie today, I would assume that to Ed Schultz? I'm sure you know he was a longtime conservative,
who hated the Clintons during Bill's term,
Mike, one thing's for sure. Nobody in talk radio tells lies to make more millions of
dollars and
I wonder - will Big Eddie and Randi be in a good mood today?
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: Obama's "pastors" and your rant Bart.... You are the last person I'd expect to be pulling
the same bullshit propaganda ploys
stilbo, it's always nice to hear from you. You are starting to sound like Tim The Whore,
I get that you're having a horrible time, with
Obama winning and all,
Maybe you need do start drinking only imported
water
Are you stuck in this mode? What part of victory pisses you off?
Just when the fuck does some minister and Catholic
priest
I never said he was, but what does it matter now?
Really... What the fuck do these two tards have
to do with how Obama would run this country?
Gosh, I wonder what you guys are like when you lose... Exhale.... put some Zeppelin on and have a drink..... Burn one..... Yeah, that's good advice. If you want to give someone rabies, go after a
fucktard republican please.
Ain't nothing like getting some e-mail from an old friend...
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: Kerry and 'against the world' It's like paranoia has set in. And now Kerry?
I don't get your Kerry comments.
He has shrapnel in his ass and he still let them call him a Purple Heart thief.
Put another way: Name someone in our lifetime that ran a worse campaign. See?
I still enjoy your site as I'm sure many other
Obama supporters do.
I've been ready for this war to be over so I could support the Dem for months. BUT, we might have a small problem. I'll have no problem liking Obama.
Do you think Andrew the Whore was kidding when he said,
His only job the last 17 years has been hating the Clintons.
How much was Tweety making in 1992?
Hating the Clintons has been their life their entire adulthood. If YOUR SIDE can accept victory and move forward, I'm with you.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Bookmark this one.
Priests make the worst liars Excerpt:
You can't do what Pfleger did and then apologize
for it.
All that is well and good, but how, as a friend
and passionate Obama supporter
Pfleger's short answer? He didn't think the service
was being broadcast, as Trinity often does.
Clearly, he doesn't believe in God.
It's only a sin if you get caught?
Religious insanity amazes me every time I see it.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog!
Subject: That Hillary non-concession speach was a disgrace Can you characterize it any other way?
Ger, I take it you're an Obama fan? Dude, you won - why can't you let it go?
Me? My candidate lost and I'm doing cartwheels because the f-ing war is over! What is it about victory that makes Obama fans so angry?
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: crunch time Hillary's candidacy is in the past. We don't have
time to get over it.
The Keating 5 Scandal.
We have to remind voters of what has happened to our country since Bush took office: World's Largest Debtor Nation
In the face of all this, Hope is indeed Audacious.
Scott, don't forget he called his wife a "c-word" in front of witnesses,
no less.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Obama, Clinton
and Anger to Burn
Excerpt:
The anger that's churning among many Hillary Clinton
supporters is deserving of respect.
The Clintons have taken more shit than any couple
in history,
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog!
Subject: Are GOP Congressional Primaries Constructive in 2008? .
In order
to better understand the conditions of the twenty-first century
Subject: when do we get our sane Bartcop back? Enough Bart,
Apparently your gal has neither enough class nor
sense to know when to quit.
If this was yesterday, you'd be getting a lot different answer. You're calling me a liar and insulting my candidate,
But this
war is over and it's time for YOU to move forward
with me.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Marty's
Entertainment Page
Subject: fair vs opinionated Bart, In all the times I've read your page, I've never
seen you to be un-fair.
Is that a compliment or an attack? :) Sometimes things change for the better and I believe Obama will bring about such change. I believe you are right. Last time I wrote to you I believe I was in Qatar.
Months later you even published a picture
Just wanted to throw in my 2 cents worth.
Dude, why are you in Afghanistan?
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Click Here for t-shirts ... Get one of each for just $40 Bartcop T's!
Collector's
item!
Join the rest of the world Buy the shirts,
Quotes "There is no shame in recognizing your failings
or getting help if you need it.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog!
Subject: Bush/Clinton/Bush/Clinton Regarding the subject of no more Bush/Clinton/Bush/Clinton.
On it's face these people are lumping the Clintons
in with the bush clan.
Dude, Obama won - we need to move forward.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Help keep bartcop.com
a free web site.
Click Here to Subscribe - pick your level Or, by sending a check
Why subscribe? There are 140
shows online to listen to.
BCR is this page come to life.
Get 90 days of Bartcop radio for $25
Subject: moving on from Hillary Hey Big Bart - I'll miss your support of Hillary once they force
her out of the nomination.
The stench of what the Repubs, the whore media,
and worst of all the Democratic Party
Take care, Big Bart. I really wish you'd
keep plugging for Hillary regardless,
Dave, all along, the plan was to support our nominee
and that's what I'm gonna do.
Failing to vote Democrat in November is a vote for 4 more years of Bush. Please reconsider your decision. A
Whore Court stacked with Bush-loving
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Worldwide Bartcop They read it in Dededo, Guam They read it in Viroqua, Wisconsin They read it in Munich, Bayern, Germany They read it in Oviedo, Florida They read it in Schbelbach, Glarus, Switzerland
If you have a business that ships
worldwide,
Why just sell to America when you can sell to the world?
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: A calm rant from an old reader Hey- since '98 - Thanks for that. I guess I just feel that you are reporting a bit
gleefully on Obama's weaknesses on some demographics
I'm surprised it looks that way on your end.
On my end, I felt like Paul Revere, trying to warn people.
Practically everyone I knew supported Obama but
assumed he was going to lose as of December.
Decades of the same anti-liberal corporate bias
has made it impossible for me to join with either half of
I strongly disagree.
By November, McCain will be Everybody's-Favorite-Grandpa
and Obama will be
I strongly disagree.
McCain has tons of problems with huge parts of
our electorate but everybody's
P.S. You do good stuff.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
We have tons of great 'toons on the Bart Blog! You like 'toons?
Subject: last shots at Obama BC, For months the Obamanation has been screaming
that the nomination would be
Looks like that is exactly what happened.
Bart, that Polygamy compound in Texas reminded me of an old joke: What's the difference between David Koresh and Obama? Obama is still smoking - ha ha.
Dude, we'll have no more of that. I had to re-write most of today's page - an anger-ectomy,
if you will,
The alternative is more than most of us could
bear.
Note: If I emailed you yesterday and said
your e-mail or toon would run today and it hasn't,
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: thanks again, Bart, for the sanity... Although it looks like our gal Hillary is ready
to concede and punt for the VP spot,
I can always count on you to tell it like it is,
and call out the libs
Like you, I will vote Obama come November, no
matter who runs as his VP,
For all you do, a shot of Chinaco to you!
Morna, you know I agree, but starting today I'm working to elect Obama. We can't survive 4 years of BFEE insanity.
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day. No wonder they were so eager to start a war, It's the biggest theft in Earth's history. Exxon made
Gouging
us to the tune of
Gouging us to the tune of
...and what did it cost America,
Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...
We lost another 5 soldiers since last issue. We now have 4,090
dead soldiers.
Hey guys, we'd like to bring you home,
Remember...
That's why
Bush
How do we
know for sure?
$200M-400M a day goes missing! Where's that money going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
Subject: Obama As you can probably guess, I am a democrat. I am now stuck between voting for the republican,
with whom I disagree, or a Muslim
Dude, that was yesterday.
Personally, this is the best I've felt since Iowa.
That's been me for the last six months.
I've never felt so good after losing an election. It's a LOT easier
to
I feel like I've been in jail for 6 months, and today I'm free again. Not only that, but I'm off the hook. If Hillary had won, the site
would be doomed
All that's left is making a list of the people we don't forgive. The list will be a lot shorter than you'd think.
And a "blow me" in advance for anyone who can't forgive me. Nobody was more fair to the other side than I was. The anti-Hillary sites got rich and the anti-Obama sites doubled in
size,
But I'm out of jail, the sun is shining, and if Obama doesn't go wind-surfing,
So let's roll one, pour a shot of Chinaco and celebrate
because tomorrow
I'm inviting all those who left in anger to return with a smile. Even Jerry McDaniel :)
Last thing For months, Obama fans screamed "It's over,"
at me when clearly it wasn't.
I lost a lot of friends and subscribers a for having loyalty to the
Clintons.
If you think it's wrong to punish someone for being loyal
If I lose the Obama people and the Clinton people, there's
no more bartcop.com
Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Subject: Donation - Freedom of Speech Hey Bart, Sorry it couldn't be more.
bartcop.com PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
To celebrate the end of the war, let's all go to New York for a few days Woo Hoo! The war is over! Victory for Democrats - that makes it V-D Day?
Stacy Keibler - smaller on top? See the thousand-page Stacy Keibler Flood at BC Hotties
Thanks to bartcop.com subscribers. We know you work
hard for your money, so we take it as
Read the Previous Issue of bartcop.com It had everything. Copyright
© 2008, bartcop.com
Shopping online? Use this Amazon
portal
Click
Here to see if reality
Perkel's ChurchIf it's Real - we believe in it!
This space left blank.
To hear the radio shows, you must have a login
and password.
BCR Show #140 Much of BCR 140 was our
Listen to it before you share it
Click to Listen to Show 140 Click to download Show 140 Thanks to Chicago Jim for the music.
...
What's your favorite Shirley picture?
Got a Shirley picture we haven't run?
bartcop.com and BartCop are trademarks of attempts at humor
|