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Thurs-Friday June 5-6, 2008 Vol 2160 - Any Brother
Quotes "Readers are hereby invited to submit quotes,
YouTubes, poems, songs, photographs
Andrew, how many weeks or months or years can you keep the Hillary
hate alive?
"I'm not sure how it will feel if the Clintons
leave the stage.
If you can't get over your Hillary hate by yourself, then get
help.
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Who will
Obama pick as VP?
Walter Shapiro is a total douche who's more stupid than Wolf the
Whore.
But who do you think Obama will pick? I think he'll pick a certain senator whose first name
Who do you think he'll pick, or should pick?
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Quotes "For quite a while now all of John McCain's
most
Hey Matthew, were you around in 1980? George Herbert Herbert Bush said, "America
can't afford Reagan's voodoo economics,"
No, that what's called "a primary", Matthew.
And after the primary, they got together, and Reagan told Bush
he could be his VP
So Matthew, why would you say something that stupid?
Why can't you face the fact that you won and the war's over?
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Subject: Bob Parry Bart: A reporter or blogger who presents something as
fact while distorting the context is not a reporter.
Comparing that to today and using the word lucky
I find insulting to the memory of Bobby Kennedy
I still can't think of Bobby without tearing up.
Want to see my nominee for worst primary toon?
This was done by a scumbag named Benson.
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Subject: Goodbye Bart Dear Bart, You have been so great and kept
us sane during the worst of the last eight years.
It is so sad that you would follow the party line
instead of shunning BO for the meanest,
We just can't read your pro-BO stuff.
Patrice, you don't mean that.
And why would I want to shun the ONLY person who can stop Four More
Years?
Trust me, if I can forgive and forget, you can.
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Clinton backers move towards Obama Excerpt:
Many of her supporters now are pushing for her
to be included as his VP, in their minds a "dream ticket"
"We're not going to be rushed into it. I don't
think Senator Clinton expects a quick decision
I wrote this, pre-merge, in Volume 2158. > If Clinton gets shut out, we'll probably lose.
> It would seem the only way to win is an Obama/Clinton team.
> Will Obama's ego cost us the White House? That pissed a lot of people off, but isn't it true? I hope Obama, like Gore, doesn't insist on
"being his own man."
Dissing the winner of the popular vote might not be a popular thing to do. Ed Rollins said, "Reagan made it clear in 1980
that there were two people he wanted to
It's about what it takes to win the White House. I don't care if he picks Hillary or not, but if he wants to win, it
would be smart
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Bill Maher isn't always right,
Religulous is from the director of Borat
Subject: goodbye Goodbye Bart, this is where we part ways.
Karen, no need to be Debbie Downer about this. Besides, where else do you have to go?
Note: June 19th is C-Day Take some time, cool off - then come back.
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Subject: Bush pic and Barney the dog Bart, the picture of Bush carrying Barney off
the helicopter is of him arriving in
New Olreans to "help."
http://www.thehollywoodliberal.com/2005/08/083105-hes-baaack.html So how ya been man, long time no talk, whens the
next Vegas trip?
Dude, that page is funny as hell. We're working on Whalefest
2009 in Los Angeles in January.
We'll rent a boat and see the whales on a Saturday morning and then
We just need to pick the right weekend - got any ideas? See you then.
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Quotes "I'm overwhelmed with a sense of joy."
I'm confused, but that's happened a lot lately. You could say this race turned on one thing, and that one thing
was
How can Jesse be overwhelmed with joy that the man who was
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Subject: Bob Parry I have to agree 100% that this is disgusting misrepresentation
I hope that this represents the person named as
author and not an opinion BP shares;
Chu, Parry knows exactly what he published.
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Obama's first test: Handling Hillary Excerpt:
It has been a hard-fought and sometimes bitter
campaign, but Obama is not,
Hmm, is thumbing his nose at the (slight) majority of Democrats a good idea? Hey Barack, you're the "reach across the aisle," guy, remember? I hereby offer you my services.
Some say you have the black vote and the educated white urban vote,
but so
I've heard you say you might have some Republicans in your cabinet,
You beat Hillary with the help of Republicans allies and your media
allies.
If I were you, I wouldn't reject any help that's offered. ...just trying to help - we can't afford to lose this one.
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Subject: whew! Bart- Your website is, and has always been, my favorite.
I understand there are still some sore winners
and poor sports out there,
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Cats and
Pigeons
Excerpt:
One media star after the next - Tom Brokaw, David
Gregory, Charlie Gibson and Brian Williams,
Well put.
When rational people suggest they failed to do their jobs, all the media
whores line up to insist
I hate to say something nice about perkypowderpuff Katie Couric, but
she
admitted
I feel strange doing this, but a shot of Chinaco for Katie
Couric for telling the truth
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Quotes "Americans are going to have to choose between
the Obama and McCain.
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Rove played while New Orleans drowned Excerpt:
Despite his expertise being politics, the administration
had made Rove a central player in the handling
But even if you're the stupidest crook in America - why not help those
people?
Even if you're the stupidest crook in America, if you see some old lady
get knocked down,
Why didn't Bush say, "Somebody help those people,"
and then go play video games?
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Subject: Bob Parry Dear Bart, I wish you would just get over it and move on,
as they say, and drop the Bob Parry shit;
George, I'm trying, but you have to understand my anger at his turning
whore
If he was just another Sullivan-Dowd-Tweety-Russert ass, it wouldn't
bother me,
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Quotes "These guilty white liberal plantation owners...
they almost expect black failure.
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Subject: McSame will win Bart, America is too racist to elect a black man.
I disagree.
The war, the economy, the price of gas, the housing crash, etc.
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One of the best toons I've seen this year. If you're not old enough to remember (I am)
I'm reminded of something the great Richard Pryor said:
Edwards says no to VP? Excerpt:
I like John, but it's probably best that he not take on that task.
Not that he needs that, but it might take an issue away
from Grandpa.
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Looks like bartcop.com isn't the only site with a new outlook :)
Subject: Regarding Carson's love for Bush's Katrina heroics... I recall that a group of poor, mostly black people
tried to walk out of New Orleans
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That's a dig at the media, not Obama...
Subject: Kathleen Sebelius What a joke, Kathy
Sebelius as VP?
I love, love, love, your website Bartcop....of
the entire political junkie websites, yours is undoubtedly
DS, thanks. More advice for my good friend Barack - do NOT pick a female
running mate.
When I read your e-mail, my mind saw flames on the evening news. Obama's waaaaay too smart to insult the (slight) majority that
way.
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Subject: Hats off to Bartcop Bart, When I say something nice about someone
I've fought with in the past
http://www.lastchancedemocracycafe.com/?p=1390 Steve
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Bookmark this one.
Democrats,
put down your swords
Excerpt:
Wouldn't the Clinton people expect their opponents
to acknowledge and even celebrate
Joe Conason is a wise man. My mailbox is full of anger, too, but this ain't some damn football
game.
We should be able to beat McCain,
but we can't take that for granted.
We need to replace eight years of insane crimes with sanity and peace.
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Subject: as I look around... Dear Bart: I can't seem to find any happy Obama supporters
today.
My e-mail agrees with you. I just listened to Gene Lakoff being interviewed
on the radio and he complained
How many of these voters were just Hillary haters?
Joe, I hear you.
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Subject: goodbye Hey Bart... I know you're going to keep your word, so here's
one more note before I stop reading you
<snippage> Miller
Maybe come back when you come to your senses?
I know I couldn't...
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saw it on rejectmccain.com
McCain: I'll spy on you, too Excerpt:
Seems like Obama just got a step closer to the
White House.
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Subject: Obama most liberal? Bart, I finally sent you money a couple of weeks
ago and you gave me access to the radio show.
That's what worries me, if the right wing machine
can even convince ol Bart that Obama is the most
They tried the same crap on Kerry. I mean,
come on, doesn't it seam strange that the Demo candidate
They're still counting on "liberal" being perjorative. This note is much longer than I planned it, but
the bottom line is, "Thanks Bart".
Charley, Obama IS the most liberal senator according to The National Journal. I don't know if that holds a lot of weight with sane people, but you'll
hear
I heard Whore Hannity screaming, "Radical Barack
Obama," 30 times yesterday.
In order
to better understand the conditions of the twenty-first century
Subject: George W. McCain - so out of touch Hi Bart,
ha ha More interestingly, Insane McCain's web page offers
you a few glimpses
Either Senator McRichbastard thinks all his supporters
can afford
In case one of the lobbysists who run the McCain
election campaign
Regards,
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Subject: helluva fight Hey, Bart,
I always intended that no matter who won the nomination,
I was going to hit you with another donation.
Both sides of this skirmish had their assholes,
but it's time to go after the Republicans, and not just in the
A toke and a shot to ya,
Dick, thanks for that. I talked to Marc Perkel the other day - we mused about what our
lifestyle would've been like if we
Oh well, I'm sure God rewards decency and loyalty in Heaven...
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Marty's
Entertainment Page
Subject: shell shock Hey Bart, I know you don't want more Fascist bastards on
the Supreme Court, and neither do I,
Good point - maybe I should've taken a few days off... It's been less than one day.
Oh, the rage is still there, I just can't afford it. Don't take this as a screw Obama message, it isn't.
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Quotes "The worst thing Obama could do is put another
woman on the ticket.
Hmmmm, could be a trap for McCain. If Obama picks a man, McCain might feel pressure to pick Condi.
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Subject: Uncle Lou? I could have been doing something more productive
but was reading your NYC Trip Report,
I took this shot of Les Paul at Fat Tuesday's on a Monday night twenty years ago.
It was a quiet song, and Les shot me back a nasty
look, even though there was no flash.
Ross, no doubt, that's Les Paul and Uncle Lou. Not sure why he'd mind a no-flash picture.
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Reminder:
I am showing restraint for the sake of peace.
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If you have a business that ships
worldwide,
Why just sell to America when you can sell to the world?
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Subject: Attacks on Obama Hey Bart, I got this from the McCain camp. This has been sent out to a lot of Repubs.....
per the email.
http://www.eyeblast.tv/public/video.aspx?RsrcID=2036 This election is going to be such a mess....
You're right - it's going to get very ugly. From their point of view, if Obama wins, their
crimes will be exposed and
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Subject: donation Bart, I might have disagreed with your choice
over the last few months, but I've appreciated
I want everyone to understand the stakes, there
will be personal repercussions for all of us if we
My only hope right now is comprehensive health
care reform, and hopefully Universal Health Care.
David in Florida
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day. No wonder they were so eager to start a war, It's the biggest theft in Earth's history. Exxon made
Gouging
us to the tune of
Gouging us to the tune of
...and what did it cost America,
Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...
We lost another 2soldiers since last issue. We now have 4,092
dead soldiers.
Hey guys, we'd like to bring you home,
Remember...
That's why
Bush
How do we
know for sure?
$200M-400M a day goes missing! Where's that money going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
Can you help an old altar boy out? I lost a lot of friends and subscribers a for having loyalty to the
Clintons.
If you think it's wrong to punish someone for being loyal
If I lose the Obama people and the Clinton people, I'd
have to turn whore :)
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Subject: Donation - hang in there Bart, I'm just a democrat who'll vote for the
party's nominee and hope
A lot of people lost their way this primary election.
I was an Edwards supporter so after he left the
race I was left on the sidelines
But who cares now, let's just beat the republicans.
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